Chocolate Milk Threads

Chocolate Milk Threads

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Chocolate Milk Threads refer to the recurring celebration of chocolate-flavored milk on 4chan and other imageboard communities. Such thread typically begins with the original poster (OP) sharing an image of a glass of chocolate milk or another edible substance and asking others to "watch it" during his/her absence, which leads to a chain of reply posts either agreeing with the OP or denouncing by posting an image of a spilled glass.


On January 31st, 2008, a thread was posted to 4chan’s /b/ (random) board with a clip art image of a carton of chocolate milk and the original poster proclaiming his love for the drink. In the thread, an anonymous poster was reportedly banned for confessing his/her preference for regular milk, as seen in the screenshot (shown below):

File :1201827151 ipg-(55 KB, 380x380, choco.jpg) 「01A108Thu)19:52:31 No.52565295 LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK >>厂013 1/08(Thu) 19:54:34 No.52565459 OH MOTHERF GOD ME TOO >>厂01/31/08(Thu)19:57:35 No.52565685 File :1201827455jpg (5 KB, 170x127, 17507536 m.jpg) IL00000VE CHOCOLATE MILK >>厂01/31/08(Thu)19:58:20 No.52565734 File :1201827500ipg-3 KB, 241x251, milkkkkkkkk.jpg I prefer regular. USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST 4Chan You better love chocolate milk.


On December 19th, 2010, another discussion thread about chocolate milk was started on 4chan's /b/ with the OP asking others what he/she should do with it. On November 4th, 2011, a screenshot of this exchange was posted to /r/Funny,[6] where it earned 3736 upvotes and 717 points overall, as well as on FunnyJunk[3] on the following day.

1292753357 ipg-(379 KB, 1600x1200, Photo0700.jpg) □ Anonymous 12/19/10(Sun)05:09:17 No hey /b/ I've got so What should I do with it? me fucking chocolate milk here Anonymous 12/19/10(Sun)05:09:56 drink it Anonymous 12/19/10(Sun)05:12:51 No.296055XxX File 1292753571ipg-(420 KB, 1600x1200, Photo0701.jpg) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) mybfolder.or

On January 10th, 2012, another thread (shown below, left) surfaced on /b/ with a photograph of a glass of chocolate milk, asking the readers to watch it until the OP returns.

Anonymous 01/10/12(Tue)19:41:39 № 37341 7859 RepM Hey, /b/ Can you watch this for me. I will be right back thanks 26 posts and 13 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view Dr. Post 01/10/12(Tue)20:2341 No.373425807 White knight BITCH Anonymous 01/10/12(Tue)2027:52 No.373426777 File1326245272 pno-(34 KB, 454x340) Anonymous 01/10/12(Tue)20:34:10 No.373428254 Were running out of chocolate milk!

Throughout 2012, screenshots of similar threads worshipping chocolate milk were posted on FunnyJunk in January[5], March[6] and April.[7] In September 2012, an image showing Twilight Sparkle spilling a glass of chocolate milk was posted on the My Little Pony subreddit, leading to a comment thread[4] discussing how spilling chocolate milk is “the greatest offense on the internet.” As of January 2013, there are a handful of archived threads featuring the key phrase “can you watch this for me” on the Foolz 4chan Archive.[8] Additionally, there are hundreds of post results for “chocolate milk” on Foolz.[5]

Notable Examples

File 1319381230.ipg-(23 KB, 300x300, Chocolate milk in a cup.jpg) Anonymous 10/23/11 (Sun)10:47:10 No.14247 Oh look, chocolate milk. I bet you like it, don't you? Looks delicious, doesn't it? You know you want to drink that right goddamned now, don't you? I would be SUCH A SHAME if I were to spill it, though. SUCH A. SHAME □ Anonymous 10/23/11 (Sun)10:47:55 No.14270 don't you dare >> Anonymous 10/23/11 (Sun)10:48:25 No.14283 DONT YOU DARE MOTHERFUCKER Anonymous 10/23/11 (Sun)10:48:51 No. 14292 File1319381331.ipg-(16 KB, 300x450, FUCK YOU.jpg) HA HA FUCKING HA. NONE FOR YOU □Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:05:41 No.378729067 Reply] Hey /b/ I just poured this glass of Chocolate Milk. Do you mind watching it real fast while I run to the store to get some cookies? 2 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click Reply to view Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:08:07 No.378729590 File 1328306887 png-(14 KB, 68x100) >> □ Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri)17:08:38 No.378729696 File 1328306918 png-(14 KB, 68x100) > □ Anonymous 02/03/12(Fri) 17:09:02 No.378729772 no batman, that's not for you
File 1328231382 gif-(45 KB, 257x285) Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)20:09:42 No.378553584 [Reply] hey bros can you hold onto this for me, brb in 5 minutes.. . going to take a massive shit. 2 posts and 2 image replies omited. Click Reply to view >> □ Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)20:12:49 No.378554137 File1 1569 ipg-(8 KB, 267x298) yea don,t worry >> □ Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)20:13:43 No.378554284 File 1328231623.jpg-(5 KB, 184x184) 2-378554137 the nigger ate it KFC □ Uh oh Anonymous 02/02/12(Thu)20:14:01 No.378554330 File 1328231641.jpg-(29 KB, 450x305) SHIT Anonymous Wed Jan 02 00:21:09 2013 No. 169581120 View Reply Original Report im going to be out for a sec look after my milk will you /v/ Anonymous Wed Jan 02 00:22:00 2013 No. 169581231 Report watching your milk 1 kB, 121x161, jhyriviyukuk.jpg Google igdb SauceNAO View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO oh.jpg, 8 kB, 294x254 Anonymous Wed Jan 02 00:22:06 2013 No. 169581247 Report Whoops Google iqdb SauceNAO DSCF6690,jpg, 26 kB, 320x240 Anonymous Wed Jan 02 00:23:37 2013 No.169581436 Report

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"…a user uploaded a photo of himself dumping chocolate milk down his sink drain. He was promptly banned for the reply."

So let me get this straight…some guy asks for suggestions about what he should do with his chocolate milk, and someone else suggests he pour it down the drain, and then gets banned for his suggestion? Damn, that guy sure got off lucky…he should have been dragged into the street and shot for that kind of behaviour!



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