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Choose Your Path
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About
Choose Your Path, also referred to as "Choose Your Subclass," refers to a snowclone popular on Twitter in which a person presents a scenario where the reader hits a certain age and must choose from a list of things commonly associated with that age with which to define themselves.
Origin
On January 22nd, 2018, Twitter user @mitchysuch[1] tweeted "You just turned 25, choose a subclass," followed by a list of things commonly associated with people in their mid-20s on Twitter. The tweet gained over 14,000 retweets and 63,000 likes (shown below).
![You Just Turned 25 Krispy Scream Follow @mitchysuch You just turned 25, choose a subclass - Podcasting Irony Twitter Beer guy Twitch streamer - Get in shape - Stan Ben Shapiro Start smoking again](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/336/515/537.png)
Spread
In the following days, variations on the tweet began to spread on the site. On the 23rd, Twitter user @jimpjorps[2] posted a joke where the age in the snowclone was 5, gaining over over 170 retweets and 1,300 likes (shown below, left). The same day, Twitter user @AdamSinger[3] quoted @mitchysuch's tweet with the age of 35, gaining over 110 retweets and 550 likes (shown below, right).
![You Just Turned 5 don't bungle or bobble the gabagool dopple Following @jimpjorps You just turned 5, choose a subclass: -able to button own shirt 75% of time thinks Paw Patrol is for babies now memorizing the dialogue from Kinder Surprise opening videos really into collecting bugs accidentally calling your kindergarten teacher "mom" 3:52 PM -23 Jan 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/336/524/ed1.png)
![35 Adam Singer @AdamSinger Follow ) You just turned 35, choose a subclass Thought leadership book author Snark Twitter Crossfit - Whiskey guy Stan @ComfortablySmug Investor Start vaping legal cannabis Krispy Scream @mitchysuch You just turned 25, choose a subclass Podcasting Irony Twitter... Show this thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/336/530/a90.png)
Over the course of the following few days, the snowclone changed to more popularly go by the name "Choose Your Class" and added subcultures to the setup. On January 25th, music writer Dan Ozzi[4] uploaded a variation for "punk dude over 30," gaining 3,500 retweets and 15,000 likes (shown below, left). On the 26th, Twitter user @KapustaDiamond[5] did a similar variation with "punk woman over 30," gaining 20 retweets and 84 likes in two hours (shown below, right).
![Punk Dude over 30 Dan Ozzi @danozzi Follow you're a punk dude over 30 choose your path: crossfit barbershop culture craft beer mma facebook rants enamel pins tinder creeping 5:51 PM-25 Jan 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/336/533/ece.png)
![Punk Lady Kapusta Diamond @KapustaDiamond Follow You're a punk lady over 30 choose your path: Yoga Mermaid Hair Pickling Rupi Kaur Crystals Burlesque Cats "Detox" Diets Ranty Facebook Groups 12:53 PM-26 Jan 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/336/535/951.png)
Various Examples
![Raver over 30 dretraxox @dretraxx Follow You're a raver that just hit 30. Choose your path: In it for life Talking s--- on Facebook about young DJs that are more successful than you ever were Act like it never happened and have kids Rem ments Hang out with 20 year olds Fried brain inisce via YouTube com 10:29 AM-26 Jan 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/336/536/48f.png)
![Raver over 30 2 GRAZ(core) 岁@GrazCore Follow You're a raver over 30, choose your path: ·Etsy Shop ·Web Developer Jaded Facebook Rants ·Call Center ·Weekly Podcast DJ ·Burning Man Organizer ·Uber Driver 8:30 PM-25 Jan 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/336/537/eae.png)
![Queer Artist The Rage Sisters @AbbyFreakinRage Follow You're a queer artist. choose your path Relatable Comix Comics about dealing with transphobes Adventure comics but everyone's trans P--- comics with hilariously exaggerated anatomies Pure and Wholesome Furry s--- Extremely weird furry fetish p--- 8:14 PM-25 Jan 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/336/538/125.png)
![Art Major zaiya @ZoeAiyana Follow you're an art major over 20 choose your path: instagram photographer stoner local music cinephile barista screen printing call centers 7:09 PM -25 Jan 2018](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/336/539/839.png)
![USA Post-grad townie Angela Urkel @JacksonATucker Follow ) Pick your USC post-grad townie subclass: -In 4 Bands Art Bar on weekdays -Free Times Writer -Barista Thinks NBT is a venue "Columbi-yeah!" -Tapp's Use tinder to meet freshmen](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/336/540/ee1.png)
![College Radio Kid too fly to eat shumai Follow @Wright_JohnP You're now a college radio kid, choose your subclass: BROCKHAMPTON-obsessive Punk Historian Stoner Podcaster Lil Peep Mourner King Gizz-obsessive](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/336/541/775.png)
Search Interest
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External References
[1] Twitter – @Mitchysuch
[2] Twitter – @jimpjorps
[3] Twitter – @AdamSinger
[5] Twitter – @kapustadiamond
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Top Comments
Weeaboo God
Jan 28, 2018 at 11:05PM EST
Rylade475
Jan 28, 2018 at 11:54PM EST