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A squirrel would need to fall about 4800 miles in order to die because that would give them time to starve to death because they can survive terminal velocity
A squirrel would need to fall about 4800 miles in order to die because that would give them time to starve to death because they can survive terminal velocity

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He just always has

Me trying to explain a meme to my grandparents My grandma "why does the astronaut have a gun?' made with mematic
Me trying to explain a meme to my grandparents My grandma "why does the astronaut have a gun?' made with mematic

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He’s got a point

Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

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Phantom Menace was the best star war

Death Star PR @DeathStarPR XIOS HBO AXIOS THANTOM KIOS HBO MENACE WAS THe
Death Star PR @DeathStarPR XIOS HBO AXIOS THANTOM KIOS HBO MENACE WAS THe

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Yum?

When I give someone who isn't from Minnesota my recipe for salad HB Snickers Salad - Vanilla pudding - Cool whip - Granny smith apples - Snickers bars %3 (lots of them, chopped) @MinnesotaMemes
When I give someone who isn't from Minnesota my recipe for salad HB Snickers Salad - Vanilla pudding - Cool whip - Granny smith apples - Snickers bars %3 (lots of them, chopped) @MinnesotaMemes

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I Will Not Be Attending

Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang When the bottom of the wedding invite says "cash bar"
Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang When the bottom of the wedding invite says "cash bar"

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Which Will You Choose

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Sampsa Nuotio @SampsaNuotio 2020 cheat sheet for reacting to things 2 3 4 5 6 9 10 11 12 2:38 PM · Aug 4, 2020 · Twitter for Android 18

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Facts

Ben Rosen @ben_rosen There's nothing in this rulebook that says a dog can't play basketball. 2:55 AM · Aug 4, 2020 · Twitter Web App
Ben Rosen @ben_rosen There's nothing in this rulebook that says a dog can't play basketball. 2:55 AM · Aug 4, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Seems Suspicious

TTE 臺灣菸酒#na B 市 VERY SUSPICIOUS SUPERMARKET
TTE 臺灣菸酒#na B 市 VERY SUSPICIOUS SUPERMARKET

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All That For Nothing?

your princess is in another castle
your princess is in another castle

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Too Premium To Understand

& JOL IUSEANIIAN IAAM me listening to music spotify 135T an ad about how ads are annoying
& JOL IUSEANIIAN IAAM me listening to music spotify 135T an ad about how ads are annoying

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Same Energy


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He Just Always Has

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Me trying to explain a meme to my grandparents My grandma "why does the astronaut have a gun?' made with mematic

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Shen Yun 5,000 years of civilization reborn

Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes XIOS ON HBO MI LL "Shen-Yun has 5,000 Years of Civilization reborn." 种說晚會2019 SHEN YUN 5,000 Yean of Clion Reborn What does that even mean??? 7:14 AM · Aug 4, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes XIOS ON HBO MI LL "Shen-Yun has 5,000 Years of Civilization reborn." 种說晚會2019 SHEN YUN 5,000 Yean of Clion Reborn What does that even mean??? 7:14 AM · Aug 4, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Zuborne Clock

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metal.txt @metaltxt AXIOS ON HBO HBO Johny 7:42 AM · Aug 4, 2020 · Twitter Web App >

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Wife email

nuanced opinion guy @charles_kinbote fine. FINE. XIOS ON HBO KIOS HBO Mark Apr 5 (10 days ago) AXIOS ON HBO I figure if I'm going to be within shooting distance of you, I better try some diplomacy before I arrive. I know this is all crazy for you, it's all crazy for me, and it's double crazy for Laura, who is the person I'm trying to protect and accommodate most of all in this process. People fall in love and people fall out of love and love changes all the time, but rarely for one person do they have so many things to consider, so many people to love, give attention to, and please as Laura does. It's also rare to come across the one person you truly believe you're meant to be with, and not only have her married and with kids to boot, but also 2000 miles away in another sovereign nation. This isn't a fling or a tryst or an affair, it's two people being bowled over by discovering a deep wellspring of powerful emotions, and a connection that they never thought possible. I don't covet Laura, want to make her mine alone, or steal her away as much as I want to find any way possible to be in her light and warmth, and to nurture her, protect her, and grow with her, for me, and everyone else, as much as I can. I don't judge people, ever. Laura doesn't badmouth you, you're not some loser guy we scheme against in our private conversations Through everything she's shown that she loves you deeply and wants to continue a large portion of the life you've built together with but also explore and grow in other ways. It was hard for me to accept at first too, but I've done so, because again, she's just that god damned incredible a human being. So yeah. Thaf's where we are. I don't expect or anticipate a response, our relationship can be as distant or as friendly as we want going forward, when things are settled and comfortable and people adjusted Life is crazy, and hard, but most unfair of all, short, and these connections and emotions don't reveal themselves every day, it'd be so self-damaging not to pursue it, it's a thought I can't even tolerate, and I think you'll find Laura feels the same way, and what's more will have the chance to grow and explore in other ways that she can share with everyone she loves Thanks for reading. Mark 7:46 AM · Aug 4, 2020 · Twitter for iPad
nuanced opinion guy @charles_kinbote fine. FINE. XIOS ON HBO KIOS HBO Mark Apr 5 (10 days ago) AXIOS ON HBO I figure if I'm going to be within shooting distance of you, I better try some diplomacy before I arrive. I know this is all crazy for you, it's all crazy for me, and it's double crazy for Laura, who is the person I'm trying to protect and accommodate most of all in this process. People fall in love and people fall out of love and love changes all the time, but rarely for one person do they have so many things to consider, so many people to love, give attention to, and please as Laura does. It's also rare to come across the one person you truly believe you're meant to be with, and not only have her married and with kids to boot, but also 2000 miles away in another sovereign nation. This isn't a fling or a tryst or an affair, it's two people being bowled over by discovering a deep wellspring of powerful emotions, and a connection that they never thought possible. I don't covet Laura, want to make her mine alone, or steal her away as much as I want to find any way possible to be in her light and warmth, and to nurture her, protect her, and grow with her, for me, and everyone else, as much as I can. I don't judge people, ever. Laura doesn't badmouth you, you're not some loser guy we scheme against in our private conversations Through everything she's shown that she loves you deeply and wants to continue a large portion of the life you've built together with but also explore and grow in other ways. It was hard for me to accept at first too, but I've done so, because again, she's just that god damned incredible a human being. So yeah. Thaf's where we are. I don't expect or anticipate a response, our relationship can be as distant or as friendly as we want going forward, when things are settled and comfortable and people adjusted Life is crazy, and hard, but most unfair of all, short, and these connections and emotions don't reveal themselves every day, it'd be so self-damaging not to pursue it, it's a thought I can't even tolerate, and I think you'll find Laura feels the same way, and what's more will have the chance to grow and explore in other ways that she can share with everyone she loves Thanks for reading. Mark 7:46 AM · Aug 4, 2020 · Twitter for iPad

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