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The 30 year old groomer adopted a kid just to groom running for city council to make drag queen mud wrestling mandatory in all must groom kids into it local elementary schools can't reproduce gayness, made gay lifestyle a political issue just to groom more kids into the cult nobody knows what gender it idenifies as will defeat the bigoted by GROOMING their children! active member of NAMBLA made its fetish its whole lifestyle has HIV had 1000+ sex partners they were born this way everyone else must be GROOMED

The 30 year old groomer adopted a kid just to groom running for city council to make drag queen mud wrestling mandatory in all must groom kids into it local elementary schools can't reproduce gayness, made gay lifestyle a political issue just to groom more kids into the cult nobody knows what gender it idenifies as will defeat the bigoted by GROOMING their children! active member of NAMBLA made its fetish its whole lifestyle has HIV had 1000+ sex partners they were born this way everyone else must be GROOMED

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Assoomer

The Assoomer Doesn't have any detailed knowledge, just f----- > Has no proof >Assumes anyways assumes Hasn't awaited evidence in years "AHHHHHHHH I'M ASO0OMINGGG!!" Doesn't watch movies or listen to music, just assumes if they're good or not Extremely aesthetic high perched eyebrow "I suppose that's the case!" Extremely confident in his Assumed you're gay without ever even meeting you beliefs

The Assoomer Doesn't have any detailed knowledge, just f----- > Has no proof >Assumes anyways assumes Hasn't awaited evidence in years "AHHHHHHHH I'M ASO0OMINGGG!!" Doesn't watch movies or listen to music, just assumes if they're good or not Extremely aesthetic high perched eyebrow "I suppose that's the case!" Extremely confident in his Assumed you're gay without ever even meeting you beliefs

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The Effects of M-----------, Medical Adviser and Marriage Guide Martin Larmont, 1861

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the 34 year old Vinyot

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Chaos Coomer Marine

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Coom for the Coom God

COOM For THE Coom GOD ••i 0.

COOM For THE Coom GOD ••i 0.

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We're all gonna make it :)

24 yo improover doesn't care about anything just wants to improve himself currently learning new foreign language read 50 books this year bench pressed 120 kg trying to run 4km in 20 min "AAAAA IM IMPRO0OVING!!!!" does nothing all day only improves quite drinking will quit smoking

24 yo improover doesn't care about anything just wants to improve himself currently learning new foreign language read 50 books this year bench pressed 120 kg trying to run 4km in 20 min "AAAAA IM IMPRO0OVING!!!!" does nothing all day only improves quite drinking will quit smoking

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The mischief of a Coomer

The weeb is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a weenie, beta, t-----, waifufag, incel, it all runs off him like "ame" off of a "kasa". But call him a Coomer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out." - Joseph Goebbels

The weeb is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a weenie, beta, t-----, waifufag, incel, it all runs off him like "ame" off of a "kasa". But call him a Coomer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out." - Joseph Goebbels

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Coomer Comment Compilation

Shes a curvy lady. +3 0 Okay, I'm just gonna add this comment here since a lot of people don't shut up about "double standards" towards lolis or "normalizing P---------" in a lot of the images from the gallery. The reason why /ss/ is "accepted" more lolicon has less to do with "double standards" and more to do with content. Nice n THICC!- +5 O Cat t---! i love a--- vore +3 0 Being fair, I still want to nestle in there. I have this guy bookmark for Pokemon and Fire Emblem hentai picture. Great artist with good taste in gaming and waifu, *And my dong You know I can't say no to cleavage like that! Let's look at the tags: Shotacon: Usually the most "disgusting" things have to do with I guess futa and r--- Lolicon: G---, diaper, urine, vore, r---, netorare, scat, furry, insects, and the list goes on... The protagonists: Shotacon: Most of the time they are either 12 to 14 year olds (Not that its justifying but its usually the age where the kid has at least learned sex ed) or they suffer the Koichi Hirose syndrome of being a funsized legal teenager Lolicon: Most of the time its literatly a f------ toddler, either physically or mentally judging by their speech pattern she's surprisingly busty. Yiffed. +20 O Good lord that last panel, that is the face of sexual frustation. Thumbnail kinda made it look like she was adjusting her 'kikkokens' instead +2 0 Y'see, Zant's curse still had to follow the laws of mass. So all that extra Princessness had to go somewhere for her imp form. +1 6 Looks like someone might get lucky tonight hehe. The "rapists" Shotacon: You either have a big sister type figure that is generally into femdom but nothing too criminal (since they usually are portrayed as warm figures that after making the little boy j--- their brains out they at least cuddle with him or get them a cup of joe) or Stifler's mom Lolicon: Were you expecting a quirky handsome teenage boy or a Pierce Brosnan-tier DILF? Well too bad you're getting the MEANEST, UGLIEST, FATTEST, BALDEST S-- the japanese have to offer, he's going to humiliate you so bad and probably blackmail you to do his bidding, no seduction whatsoever. I F------ LOVE TIII I've found it easier to go without food for 5 days than p--- for 5 days. Which isn't too surprising since an orgasm produces twice as much dopamine as food. IITS Those buns look delicious. +7 6 +1 6 A word for the wise, I clicked on the artist's Twitter to see that...ahem, Fat Ass Adult Tootie for umm. Research. I was greatly disappointed because the artist draws 99% Diaper art. Seems like her date's the only one packing heat +12 O watches the butt YES Would you a--- vore me? :3 YES YES YES Also, men are generally stereotypized as the more assertive, dominant, and eager gender, meaning that in case of shotacon it's A) active, and/or B) where they're creepily played straight. Trap-dad i-----.. Huh. Y'know, Ive never thought about this before. What a strangely simple but elusive fetish. +3 6 and usually at least partially rather than in the case of lolicon +3 0 "rapists Straddling that line between inflation fetish and really thicc furry art. Jokes on you, my wallet is empty. And l'll happily be your bitch. +1 6 +1 6 Cherri showing Loona some love is great to see. Loving that skindentation on her thighs and ass, and the underboob is minor but still wonderful. generly uncestod that he by isilly n t I'd. Fap and cry to a story like that. +3 6 She could crush your head in-between her thighs. +1 O +2 0 GOTTA F--- THEM ALL It's looks good. There certainly can't be enough art of the lovely dog-milfs on this site. That's a fact. +2 O +2 0 I wanna suck the angel's c---. the subersion these secypes an tumy, MOMMY LEVELS APPROACHING MAXIMUM LIMITS +34 O +9 6 The internet when they see Zelda's... ahem... disjointed hitbox: +8 O Her boobs are supposed to be bigger than that +1 0 She got that f------ dumptruck Of course, riding bareback does help with a bit of soft cushion. Knot gonna be a problem. "Link Help! I'm trying to retrieve the light arrows, but I'm dummy thicc! And the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Ganon!" cough "Link, you must hurry! For I am dummy thick and the clap of my buttcheeks threatens to wake Gannon!" It's great that Princess Twilight Zelda's THICC AS S has a gallery. +21 O +4 O +3 0 On one hand, this picture by itself doesn't seem overtly inappropriate. Yes, the character's rear looks strangely prominent, but that may be just because her upper body is so small compared to the rest of her. Plus that is basically the least revealing type of swimsuit one can wear. I don't even think oatmeal is a good enough measurement for the levels of thickness here. Grab your destiny, Link. +4 0 Aw yes, the Ba, Donka, and Donk buffs. +15 O The true measure of thickness is how much it devours you. On the other hand, this is the same artist who made those lewd "Hat Adult" drawings, so it is kind of hard to judge the intent behind this one. I dunno, just trying to look at this from an objective angle. Can make chocolate and d--------- kitchen utensils. +11 O Lucky guy. +5 6 > You will never make a girl c-- so hard she goes into Gmod spasms Why live? Well Rosalina certainly looks pretty juicy herself, just in different ways. Who isn't always cool for pancakes? Nothing less from such a stacked household. +35 O So it is.. Look's like we're getting super stacks from super stacks. ("3" +10 O Nemesis wouldn't stand a chance against those puppies. The concussive force alone could destroy any of +12 O Umbrella's monsters.

Shes a curvy lady. +3 0 Okay, I'm just gonna add this comment here since a lot of people don't shut up about "double standards" towards lolis or "normalizing P---------" in a lot of the images from the gallery. The reason why /ss/ is "accepted" more lolicon has less to do with "double standards" and more to do with content. Nice n THICC!- +5 O Cat t---! i love a--- vore +3 0 Being fair, I still want to nestle in there. I have this guy bookmark for Pokemon and Fire Emblem hentai picture. Great artist with good taste in gaming and waifu, *And my dong You know I can't say no to cleavage like that! Let's look at the tags: Shotacon: Usually the most "disgusting" things have to do with I guess futa and r--- Lolicon: G---, diaper, urine, vore, r---, netorare, scat, furry, insects, and the list goes on... The protagonists: Shotacon: Most of the time they are either 12 to 14 year olds (Not that its justifying but its usually the age where the kid has at least learned sex ed) or they suffer the Koichi Hirose syndrome of being a funsized legal teenager Lolicon: Most of the time its literatly a f------ toddler, either physically or mentally judging by their speech pattern she's surprisingly busty. Yiffed. +20 O Good lord that last panel, that is the face of sexual frustation. Thumbnail kinda made it look like she was adjusting her 'kikkokens' instead +2 0 Y'see, Zant's curse still had to follow the laws of mass. So all that extra Princessness had to go somewhere for her imp form. +1 6 Looks like someone might get lucky tonight hehe. The "rapists" Shotacon: You either have a big sister type figure that is generally into femdom but nothing too criminal (since they usually are portrayed as warm figures that after making the little boy j--- their brains out they at least cuddle with him or get them a cup of joe) or Stifler's mom Lolicon: Were you expecting a quirky handsome teenage boy or a Pierce Brosnan-tier DILF? Well too bad you're getting the MEANEST, UGLIEST, FATTEST, BALDEST S-- the japanese have to offer, he's going to humiliate you so bad and probably blackmail you to do his bidding, no seduction whatsoever. I F------ LOVE TIII I've found it easier to go without food for 5 days than p--- for 5 days. Which isn't too surprising since an orgasm produces twice as much dopamine as food. IITS Those buns look delicious. +7 6 +1 6 A word for the wise, I clicked on the artist's Twitter to see that...ahem, Fat Ass Adult Tootie for umm. Research. I was greatly disappointed because the artist draws 99% Diaper art. Seems like her date's the only one packing heat +12 O watches the butt YES Would you a--- vore me? :3 YES YES YES Also, men are generally stereotypized as the more assertive, dominant, and eager gender, meaning that in case of shotacon it's A) active, and/or B) where they're creepily played straight. Trap-dad i-----.. Huh. Y'know, Ive never thought about this before. What a strangely simple but elusive fetish. +3 6 and usually at least partially rather than in the case of lolicon +3 0 "rapists Straddling that line between inflation fetish and really thicc furry art. Jokes on you, my wallet is empty. And l'll happily be your bitch. +1 6 +1 6 Cherri showing Loona some love is great to see. Loving that skindentation on her thighs and ass, and the underboob is minor but still wonderful. generly uncestod that he by isilly n t I'd. Fap and cry to a story like that. +3 6 She could crush your head in-between her thighs. +1 O +2 0 GOTTA F--- THEM ALL It's looks good. There certainly can't be enough art of the lovely dog-milfs on this site. That's a fact. +2 O +2 0 I wanna suck the angel's c---. the subersion these secypes an tumy, MOMMY LEVELS APPROACHING MAXIMUM LIMITS +34 O +9 6 The internet when they see Zelda's... ahem... disjointed hitbox: +8 O Her boobs are supposed to be bigger than that +1 0 She got that f------ dumptruck Of course, riding bareback does help with a bit of soft cushion. Knot gonna be a problem. "Link Help! I'm trying to retrieve the light arrows, but I'm dummy thicc! And the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Ganon!" cough "Link, you must hurry! For I am dummy thick and the clap of my buttcheeks threatens to wake Gannon!" It's great that Princess Twilight Zelda's THICC AS S has a gallery. +21 O +4 O +3 0 On one hand, this picture by itself doesn't seem overtly inappropriate. Yes, the character's rear looks strangely prominent, but that may be just because her upper body is so small compared to the rest of her. Plus that is basically the least revealing type of swimsuit one can wear. I don't even think oatmeal is a good enough measurement for the levels of thickness here. Grab your destiny, Link. +4 0 Aw yes, the Ba, Donka, and Donk buffs. +15 O The true measure of thickness is how much it devours you. On the other hand, this is the same artist who made those lewd "Hat Adult" drawings, so it is kind of hard to judge the intent behind this one. I dunno, just trying to look at this from an objective angle. Can make chocolate and d--------- kitchen utensils. +11 O Lucky guy. +5 6 > You will never make a girl c-- so hard she goes into Gmod spasms Why live? Well Rosalina certainly looks pretty juicy herself, just in different ways. Who isn't always cool for pancakes? Nothing less from such a stacked household. +35 O So it is.. Look's like we're getting super stacks from super stacks. ("3" +10 O Nemesis wouldn't stand a chance against those puppies. The concussive force alone could destroy any of +12 O Umbrella's monsters.

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The Coomer Captain

THE CAPTAIN COOMER doesn't want govt oversight on him or the avengers.... Was literally in the military compliments his own ass was sexaully attracted to his niece Time travels to the past for sex Frozen for 70 years... first words when waking up are "but I had a date!" lacked testosterone growing up from too much fap F---- up the timeline so he can coom Huge aesthetic arm muscle from non stop fapping "I can do this all day"

THE CAPTAIN COOMER doesn't want govt oversight on him or the avengers.... Was literally in the military compliments his own ass was sexaully attracted to his niece Time travels to the past for sex Frozen for 70 years... first words when waking up are "but I had a date!" lacked testosterone growing up from too much fap F---- up the timeline so he can coom Huge aesthetic arm muscle from non stop fapping "I can do this all day"

the absolute state of thots

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The 20 Year Old Goombler

The 20 year old Goombler >hates rich people for merely existing >wants to be rich anyway Plays at massive stakes doesn't even know anything about laws, just f------ gambles borrows money from his friend that he ends up losing anyway. can't pay his rent "AAAAAAAAAA IM GOOMBLING!!!!!!!!" His brain reward centers are completely fried, can only feel pleasure from gambling his life. Everything he thinks about gets converted into gambling lingo has never even heard of extremely aesthetic jacket real jobs shows the duality of man merely by Always in perpetual debt his existence

The 20 year old Goombler >hates rich people for merely existing >wants to be rich anyway Plays at massive stakes doesn't even know anything about laws, just f------ gambles borrows money from his friend that he ends up losing anyway. can't pay his rent "AAAAAAAAAA IM GOOMBLING!!!!!!!!" His brain reward centers are completely fried, can only feel pleasure from gambling his life. Everything he thinks about gets converted into gambling lingo has never even heard of extremely aesthetic jacket real jobs shows the duality of man merely by Always in perpetual debt his existence

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Ask Me About Loom

The 30 Year Old Loomer shills one LucasArts Loom was released game in another on Steam around the same time as Monkey Island SE, justifiying him still looming thinks early 90s DOS computers could do high-res 3D graphics not the exact same as Cob in Loom has a nice hat hangs out in the SCUMM Bar just gets carried away on some topics AsK MEABOU LOOM only says "Aye" unless asked about Loom was gonna switch to Star Wars: The Force Unleashed but is too "OH GOD OH GOD I'VE BEEN much of a loomer ASKED ABOUT LO000000OM!"

The 30 Year Old Loomer shills one LucasArts Loom was released game in another on Steam around the same time as Monkey Island SE, justifiying him still looming thinks early 90s DOS computers could do high-res 3D graphics not the exact same as Cob in Loom has a nice hat hangs out in the SCUMM Bar just gets carried away on some topics AsK MEABOU LOOM only says "Aye" unless asked about Loom was gonna switch to Star Wars: The Force Unleashed but is too "OH GOD OH GOD I'VE BEEN much of a loomer ASKED ABOUT LO000000OM!"

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This is the Omni-Oomer. It represents all possible "oomers" simultaneously.

The 0OM All that which you do Is an unhealthy compulsion. Do not do.

The 0OM All that which you do Is an unhealthy compulsion. Do not do.

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The 31 year old VOOTER

The 31 year old VOOTER "What?! You aren't going to VOOT?! Spends 30 hours/week reading and It is your civic duty!!" watching news, thinks him "being informed" somehow matters Genuinely thinks his lone voot will save the world Can't discuss anything but news when out with friends, annoying everyone around him Has seething hatred for anyone who doesn't voot for his party Doesn't realize he is just brainwashing himself with CIA propaganda "ОООННННН YEAH, I'M VOOTIN'!!!!!!" Still foolishly thinks that "the people have the power" like a child Has no goals, thoughts, or ideas beyond what the media spoon-feeds him

The 31 year old VOOTER "What?! You aren't going to VOOT?! Spends 30 hours/week reading and It is your civic duty!!" watching news, thinks him "being informed" somehow matters Genuinely thinks his lone voot will save the world Can't discuss anything but news when out with friends, annoying everyone around him Has seething hatred for anyone who doesn't voot for his party Doesn't realize he is just brainwashing himself with CIA propaganda "ОООННННН YEAH, I'M VOOTIN'!!!!!!" Still foolishly thinks that "the people have the power" like a child Has no goals, thoughts, or ideas beyond what the media spoon-feeds him

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Am I going to get dinged for this? Eh, fuck it.

The 45 Year Old Doublooner wants wenches to shiver will throw a his timbers seamate into davy jones' locker for gold "AAAAAНННН гм only drinks rum DOUBLOOONING!!!!" stole this coat Imao wants booty smells like grease and the ocean

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The 20 year old BOOMber

The 20 year old BOOMber >loves the ummah shoots massive warheads >boombs it anyway doesn't even know anything his mere existence puts fear into about politics, just f------ people everywhere, doesn't care boombs reeks of dynamite "AAAAAAAAA I'M BOOMBING!!!" deaf from BOOMbing too much no idea who or what he boombs extremely aesthetic right arm from carrying heavy explosives has never even heard of huge muscle diplomacy boombed a school once, thought assad did it when he read the news

The 20 year old BOOMber >loves the ummah shoots massive warheads >boombs it anyway doesn't even know anything his mere existence puts fear into about politics, just f------ people everywhere, doesn't care boombs reeks of dynamite "AAAAAAAAA I'M BOOMBING!!!" deaf from BOOMbing too much no idea who or what he boombs extremely aesthetic right arm from carrying heavy explosives has never even heard of huge muscle diplomacy boombed a school once, thought assad did it when he read the news

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Poke Coomer

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dude i'm so HORNY lololol Get it? i'm horny! I wanna have SEX! P---- BOOBS ASS T------ SEX GIRLS ARRGHH hahaha I'm The joke explained: so funny I'm HORNYYY because Im talking about SEX! My personality is telling people that I'm horny 24/7 I'm so zainy I wanna get my d--- sucked!!! Haha I like JACKING 11 OFF to P--- LOL p--- is so awesome bro P--- Hub I want some sweet juicy p---- mmm yum

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