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10:18 l LTE I left my wallet in your room! Can I run back up? Yes of course my door is unlocked I feel really bad and should not have shown up for my appointment but I desperately needed my nails done! I tested positive for the virus two days ago soooo00 please quarantine yourself. I asked you before you even got here if you had been exposed to the virus and if you have had it at any point. You have known I am immune compromised and legally wasn't supposed to take your appointment if you did. I was just desperate to get out of the house! I was quarantine in two days I'm sorry! I needed my nails done soooooo bad! You saw how bad they were! Text Message Pay
10:18 l LTE I left my wallet in your room! Can I run back up? Yes of course my door is unlocked I feel really bad and should not have shown up for my appointment but I desperately needed my nails done! I tested positive for the virus two days ago soooo00 please quarantine yourself. I asked you before you even got here if you had been exposed to the virus and if you have had it at any point. You have known I am immune compromised and legally wasn't supposed to take your appointment if you did. I was just desperate to get out of the house! I was quarantine in two days I'm sorry! I needed my nails done soooooo bad! You saw how bad they were! Text Message Pay

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nails quarantine /r/iamatotalpieceofshit

dallas moms

Dallas Moms Richardson/Plano/North Dallas Playgroup 11m · Background: I have 5 children, aging from 3-11 years old. We live in a family friendly neighborhood where all the parents on the street get together each month. Last weekend during game night (don't worry we practice social distancing) my neighbor Lisa was telling me about her co- worker who's child (9yrs) came down with COVID after he went to a slumber party. It turns out this was a COVID immunity party. Lisa referred to it as a "The Corona mixer" where one child who has COVID with minor symptoms plays with the other children so they can get infected eventually getting the antibodies to build immunity. Her co-worker said the host did one last month and all but 1 of the children who tested positive are now heathy with antibodies. Lisa informed me they were going to do another Corona mixer this weekend and she invited me and my children to come. She explained to me that its very safe and the hosts make sure only healthy child are invited. If you are at-risk they won't let you attend. Parents are welcome to hang out if they do not have antibodies. Once the party is over the host will give you instructions to follow for your child after being infected. I'm on the fence about if I should go or not but Lisa's argument is very convincing. I want to wait until there is a vaccine but at the same time l'm honestly tired of social distancing and I need to get these kids out of the house before I pull my hair out.
Dallas Moms Richardson/Plano/North Dallas Playgroup 11m · Background: I have 5 children, aging from 3-11 years old. We live in a family friendly neighborhood where all the parents on the street get together each month. Last weekend during game night (don't worry we practice social distancing) my neighbor Lisa was telling me about her co- worker who's child (9yrs) came down with COVID after he went to a slumber party. It turns out this was a COVID immunity party. Lisa referred to it as a "The Corona mixer" where one child who has COVID with minor symptoms plays with the other children so they can get infected eventually getting the antibodies to build immunity. Her co-worker said the host did one last month and all but 1 of the children who tested positive are now heathy with antibodies. Lisa informed me they were going to do another Corona mixer this weekend and she invited me and my children to come. She explained to me that its very safe and the hosts make sure only healthy child are invited. If you are at-risk they won't let you attend. Parents are welcome to hang out if they do not have antibodies. Once the party is over the host will give you instructions to follow for your child after being infected. I'm on the fence about if I should go or not but Lisa's argument is very convincing. I want to wait until there is a vaccine but at the same time l'm honestly tired of social distancing and I need to get these kids out of the house before I pull my hair out.

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facebook groups dallas moms covid parties /r/insaneparents

instacart

CN BUSINESS. Live TV O People are luring Instacart shoppers with big tips – and then changing them to zero By Sara Ashley O'Brien and Kaya Yurieff, CNN Business Updated 3:01 PM EDT, Thu April 09, 2020 For delivery workers, the paychecks are bigger than ever.... New York(CNN Business) - In late March, Instacart worker Annaliisa Arambula accepted a grocery order that came with a big tip: $55. The store was just down the street, everything the customer wanted was ATOAST CHEER
CN BUSINESS. Live TV O People are luring Instacart shoppers with big tips – and then changing them to zero By Sara Ashley O'Brien and Kaya Yurieff, CNN Business Updated 3:01 PM EDT, Thu April 09, 2020 For delivery workers, the paychecks are bigger than ever.... New York(CNN Business) - In late March, Instacart worker Annaliisa Arambula accepted a grocery order that came with a big tip: $55. The store was just down the street, everything the customer wanted was ATOAST CHEER

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instacart luring fake tipping /r/fuckthesepeople

face masks debate

Jessi Melton for US Congress O @votejessi2020 · Jun 19 Excessive use of face masks causes fungal and bacterial pneumonia. 2.5K 27 13.5K 25.1K Rose Olson MD @rose_m_olson · Jun 21 I would advise against medical advise unless you are a trained medical professional. A lot of harm can be done. 1 27 15 312 Jessi Melton for US Congress @votejessi2020 Replying to @rose_m_olson Are you saying they can't? Miss medical professional? 8:47 AM · Jun 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 7 Retweets 2 Likes Rose Olson MD @rose_m_olson - 17h Replying to @votejessi2020 Bacteria, viruses, and fungi are what "causes" pneumonia. Poor hygiene can increase infection risk, that's always been true. And it's Dr. Olson. 14 27 19 435
Jessi Melton for US Congress O @votejessi2020 · Jun 19 Excessive use of face masks causes fungal and bacterial pneumonia. 2.5K 27 13.5K 25.1K Rose Olson MD @rose_m_olson · Jun 21 I would advise against medical advise unless you are a trained medical professional. A lot of harm can be done. 1 27 15 312 Jessi Melton for US Congress @votejessi2020 Replying to @rose_m_olson Are you saying they can't? Miss medical professional? 8:47 AM · Jun 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 7 Retweets 2 Likes Rose Olson MD @rose_m_olson - 17h Replying to @votejessi2020 Bacteria, viruses, and fungi are what "causes" pneumonia. Poor hygiene can increase infection risk, that's always been true. And it's Dr. Olson. 14 27 19 435

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face masks doctor congress /r/dontyouknowwhoiam

/r/trashy starbucks virus

8:33 ul LTE 11 hrs • So I was at Starbucks and EVERYONE except me was wearing masks. SoI started asking people "Tell me what you know about the coronavirus?" - and yes... you guessed it... .nobody knew ANYTHING about it... except the guy who DIDNT wear a mask (me) who been researching it for hours and debating it with .. So I decided to prank people by runningn around in my favorite shirt and coughing at them (yes... im the 53 years old man-child :D) WUHAN THE
8:33 ul LTE 11 hrs • So I was at Starbucks and EVERYONE except me was wearing masks. SoI started asking people "Tell me what you know about the coronavirus?" - and yes... you guessed it... .nobody knew ANYTHING about it... except the guy who DIDNT wear a mask (me) who been researching it for hours and debating it with .. So I decided to prank people by runningn around in my favorite shirt and coughing at them (yes... im the 53 years old man-child :D) WUHAN THE

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starbucks masks coronavirus /r/trashy

why?

If the MASKS work, WHY the 6 feet? If the 6 feet works, WHY the Masks? If BOTH work, WHY the LOCKDOWN? The Sarcastic Jerk @The_SarcasticJ If the airbags work, then why the seatbelt? If the seatbelt works, then why the airbags? If both work, then why the brakes? >
If the MASKS work, WHY the 6 feet? If the 6 feet works, WHY the Masks? If BOTH work, WHY the LOCKDOWN? The Sarcastic Jerk @The_SarcasticJ If the airbags work, then why the seatbelt? If the seatbelt works, then why the airbags? If both work, then why the brakes? >

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lockdown masks airbags seatbelt /r/facepalm

face masks

Bill Mitchell O @mitchellvii I put on a mask and literally within seconds, I am struggling to breathe. Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien The surgeon who wore a mask for six hours to reconstruct my knee thinks maybe you're lying and also a drama queen.
Bill Mitchell O @mitchellvii I put on a mask and literally within seconds, I am struggling to breathe. Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien The surgeon who wore a mask for six hours to reconstruct my knee thinks maybe you're lying and also a drama queen.

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surgeon face masks breathing bill mitchell soledad o'brien /r/facepalm

What is Europe?

Link afar.com It's Official-Americans Won't Be Allowed Into Europe When It Reopens O Europe Ir/Coronavirus • 3h • Zenbach 个27.6k 2142 个、 -1 pts t• 56m As an American, they can keep their lousy rules... I would rather go to Spain or Italy for vacation any day of the week! •23 pts 54m I have bad news for you. 4 pts t 47m Fine... then Greece!
Link afar.com It's Official-Americans Won't Be Allowed Into Europe When It Reopens O Europe Ir/Coronavirus • 3h • Zenbach 个27.6k 2142 个、 -1 pts t• 56m As an American, they can keep their lousy rules... I would rather go to Spain or Italy for vacation any day of the week! •23 pts 54m I have bad news for you. 4 pts t 47m Fine... then Greece!

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banning americans europe greece italy spain /r/facepalm

Tintin and the Coronavirus

HERGÉ- LES AVENTURES DE TINTIN TINTIN ET LE CORONAVIRUS CASTERMAN
HERGÉ- LES AVENTURES DE TINTIN TINTIN ET LE CORONAVIRUS CASTERMAN

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Don't Talk To Me unless You're GIGAVAXXED

Don't Talk to Me unless You're AGIGAVAXXEDA AstraZeneca S国药集团 SINOPHARM INJECTIONS РОKES moderna NOVAVAX Creating Tomorrows Vaccines Today DOSES 3 SYRINGES Pfizer 3. JABS Sputnik V 8 WONK инъекция OUCHIES Truvada emtricitabine 200 mg/tenofovir disoproxil fumarate 300 mg tablets tor PREP pre-exposure prophylaxis PILLS / DAY sinovac 注射 www
Don't Talk to Me unless You're AGIGAVAXXEDA AstraZeneca S国药集团 SINOPHARM INJECTIONS РОKES moderna NOVAVAX Creating Tomorrows Vaccines Today DOSES 3 SYRINGES Pfizer 3. JABS Sputnik V 8 WONK инъекция OUCHIES Truvada emtricitabine 200 mg/tenofovir disoproxil fumarate 300 mg tablets tor PREP pre-exposure prophylaxis PILLS / DAY sinovac 注射 www

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Blursday

For those who have lost track, today is Blursday the fortyteenth of Maprilay.
For those who have lost track, today is Blursday the fortyteenth of Maprilay.

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2020 quarantine days of the week #memecheckpoint

Phineas and Ferb | /r/CoronavirusMemes

TRAFON @RiseFallNick NTHERE'S 104 DAYS OF SELF ISOLATION-N Dịch Tweet Greyn Galcoa @Located_Virus 10h Replying to @RiseFallNick AND THE CURE COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT 01 O 17 . Black ArrowBands @2ndArrowbands 9h AND THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION 01 O 13 wat3rw1d3 @wat3erw1d3-9h IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TOO SPEND IT (like maybe) BUILDING A ROCKET OR FIGHTING A STORE CROWD 01 O 13 lil limewire @frickingbram - 5h AND THE CLOSING OF THE EIFFEL TOWER 01 #GenoForSmash @danelo_g_3.4h DISCOVERING A VACCINE THAT DOESN'T EXIST (hey!) Q1 Titus "Ti" Dunn (CEO of Sonic Polls) @TiDanDunn - 3h, OR FINALLY TAKING A SHOWER O8 * Bun * @eyelessbunny - 2h COOKING 5 TIMES A DAY, CREATING CONSPIRACIES 01 07 daddys @queenvannah324-34m AND BASICALLY BEING LAZY ALL DAY Pokehog @seansteere 12h PLAYING DOOM ETERNAL 91 O 141 Lowkeey @ALowkeeyBoi - 12h ORDERING PICK UP FOOD Q2 t33 O 142 o Black ArrowBands @2ndArrowbands - 11h BUYING GEAR IN SPLATOON 91 O 132 MrChievious @Mr_Chievious -11h AS YOU CAN SEE THERE'SA WHOLE LOT OF STUFF TO DO BEFORE THIS VIRUS KILLS US ALL t33 O 157 KD基(動物の数学) @kaydeefoxx-11h sO STICK AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO JUST TO SEE IF TRUMPS GONNA BUILD THAT WALL t32 O 145 Kuro e @purrplelynx - 11h SO STICK WITH US CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB ARE CORONA DO IT ALLLL Q2 t32 O 144 EVAn Ze Geek VA @TrotCon @ev4n2k4 - 10h MOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TWITTER THREAD! t312 O 207 bineas FERE and MagnaBad Delta Thriller Clearly not short (Geno) MemeCente.
TRAFON @RiseFallNick NTHERE'S 104 DAYS OF SELF ISOLATION-N Dịch Tweet Greyn Galcoa @Located_Virus 10h Replying to @RiseFallNick AND THE CURE COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT 01 O 17 . Black ArrowBands @2ndArrowbands 9h AND THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION 01 O 13 wat3rw1d3 @wat3erw1d3-9h IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TOO SPEND IT (like maybe) BUILDING A ROCKET OR FIGHTING A STORE CROWD 01 O 13 lil limewire @frickingbram - 5h AND THE CLOSING OF THE EIFFEL TOWER 01 #GenoForSmash @danelo_g_3.4h DISCOVERING A VACCINE THAT DOESN'T EXIST (hey!) Q1 Titus "Ti" Dunn (CEO of Sonic Polls) @TiDanDunn - 3h, OR FINALLY TAKING A SHOWER O8 * Bun * @eyelessbunny - 2h COOKING 5 TIMES A DAY, CREATING CONSPIRACIES 01 07 daddys @queenvannah324-34m AND BASICALLY BEING LAZY ALL DAY Pokehog @seansteere 12h PLAYING DOOM ETERNAL 91 O 141 Lowkeey @ALowkeeyBoi - 12h ORDERING PICK UP FOOD Q2 t33 O 142 o Black ArrowBands @2ndArrowbands - 11h BUYING GEAR IN SPLATOON 91 O 132 MrChievious @Mr_Chievious -11h AS YOU CAN SEE THERE'SA WHOLE LOT OF STUFF TO DO BEFORE THIS VIRUS KILLS US ALL t33 O 157 KD基(動物の数学) @kaydeefoxx-11h sO STICK AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO JUST TO SEE IF TRUMPS GONNA BUILD THAT WALL t32 O 145 Kuro e @purrplelynx - 11h SO STICK WITH US CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB ARE CORONA DO IT ALLLL Q2 t32 O 144 EVAn Ze Geek VA @TrotCon @ev4n2k4 - 10h MOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TWITTER THREAD! t312 O 207 bineas FERE and MagnaBad Delta Thriller Clearly not short (Geno) MemeCente.

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grandmother's clothes

If you choose not to wear a mask, we respectfully ask that you postpone your visit. We'll be happy to debate the efficacy of masks with you when this is all over and you come in to sell your dead grandmother's clothes. TL;DR Masks Required
If you choose not to wear a mask, we respectfully ask that you postpone your visit. We'll be happy to debate the efficacy of masks with you when this is all over and you come in to sell your dead grandmother's clothes. TL;DR Masks Required

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store signs grandmother's clothes face masks /r/chaoticgood

face masks

9:33 ll 94% Away · External 7 mins I was so sick with a massive migraine after being forced to wear a mask to look at a home here...l cant ever wear a mask, neither can my kids ...I have the science to back it up and we worship Christ in faith, not fake science that mask wearing helps...it hurts or lowers our immune system. God gave us the Breath of Life and only God can take it away...no mandatory rule..fear, shame, guilt will ever force our family to vaccinate or to wear a har. mask...
9:33 ll 94% Away · External 7 mins I was so sick with a massive migraine after being forced to wear a mask to look at a home here...l cant ever wear a mask, neither can my kids ...I have the science to back it up and we worship Christ in faith, not fake science that mask wearing helps...it hurts or lowers our immune system. God gave us the Breath of Life and only God can take it away...no mandatory rule..fear, shame, guilt will ever force our family to vaccinate or to wear a har. mask...

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face masks religion christ faith science /r/insaneparents

pay me for teaching my kids

Where can I submit my invoice to get my teacher pay since I am now teaching at home? 58m Like Reply Author Independent School District Hi Ryan, we don't pay parents/ guardians for virtual learning (teachers will still be providing lessons to those learning at home), but if you're interested in being paid for educating and would like to see all the challenges teachers face during the pandemic, please consider being a sub for us. The pandemic has made it very challenging to attract subs, because most people don't want to face the challenges teachers currently face.
Where can I submit my invoice to get my teacher pay since I am now teaching at home? 58m Like Reply Author Independent School District Hi Ryan, we don't pay parents/ guardians for virtual learning (teachers will still be providing lessons to those learning at home), but if you're interested in being paid for educating and would like to see all the challenges teachers face during the pandemic, please consider being a sub for us. The pandemic has made it very challenging to attract subs, because most people don't want to face the challenges teachers currently face.

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teaching paid quarantine /r/insaneparents

middle finger to the parks

Yesterday at 3:37 PM • Who else thinks continued park closures are going overboard especially while park employees are mowing the grass l'm not the only one who has an opinion about this... NO CAUTION CAUTION PLAYGROUND CLOSED TO HELP SLOW THE SPREAD OF COVID-19 86 NULLN CAU UIUN
Yesterday at 3:37 PM • Who else thinks continued park closures are going overboard especially while park employees are mowing the grass l'm not the only one who has an opinion about this... NO CAUTION CAUTION PLAYGROUND CLOSED TO HELP SLOW THE SPREAD OF COVID-19 86 NULLN CAU UIUN

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toddler middle finger park closures /r/badparents