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When people at stores or restaurants ask my Dad “how are you?” Or “how’s it going?” His response is always “teetering on the brink of magnificence” AL...

Replying to @jimmyfallon When people at stores or restaurants ask my Dad "how are you?" Or "how's it going?" His response is always "teetering on the brink of |magnificence" ALL. THE. TIME. #DadQuotes 1:49 PM 12 Jun 2019
Replying to @jimmyfallon When people at stores or restaurants ask my Dad "how are you?" Or "how's it going?" His response is always "teetering on the brink of |magnificence" ALL. THE. TIME. #DadQuotes 1:49 PM 12 Jun 2019

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#DadQuotes my dad decided to yell in the middle of a Taco Bell parking lot “I’m Old Gregg!”

Replying to @jimmyfallon #DadQuotes my dad decided to yell in the middle of a Taco Bell parking lot "I'm Old Gregg!" 11:03 AM 12 Jun 2019
Replying to @jimmyfallon #DadQuotes my dad decided to yell in the middle of a Taco Bell parking lot "I'm Old Gregg!" 11:03 AM 12 Jun 2019

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My dad asked one time who that female Canadian singer was. “Celine Dijon ?” No dad🤦🏼‍♀️ #DadQuotes

Replying to @jimmyfallon My dad asked one time who that female Canadian singer was. "Celine Dijon ?" No dad #DadQuotes 11:35 AM 12 Jun 2019
Replying to @jimmyfallon My dad asked one time who that female Canadian singer was. "Celine Dijon ?" No dad #DadQuotes 11:35 AM 12 Jun 2019

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#DadQuotes my mom was trying to explain something to my friend and I, she said “so the point is” but she was interrupted by my dad saying “don’t get p...

Replying to @jimmyfallon #DadQuotes my mom was trying to explain something to my friend and I, she said "so the point is" but she was interrupted by my dad saying "don't get poked" and my mom asked by what. he said the point. 11:09 AM 12 Jun 2019
Replying to @jimmyfallon #DadQuotes my mom was trying to explain something to my friend and I, she said "so the point is" but she was interrupted by my dad saying "don't get poked" and my mom asked by what. he said the point. 11:09 AM 12 Jun 2019

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Flipping off lights around the house when I was a kid, “I work at a power plant, I don’t own one” #DadQuotes

Replying to @jimmyfallon Flipping off lights around the house when was a kid, "I work at a power plant, I don't own one" #DadQuotes 11:14 AM 12 Jun 2019
Replying to @jimmyfallon Flipping off lights around the house when was a kid, "I work at a power plant, I don't own one" #DadQuotes 11:14 AM 12 Jun 2019

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@jimmyfallon #DadQuotes The other day we saw someone sniff a coupon. My dad looked at me, dead serious, and said “That’s how you know the coupon’s sti...

Replying to @jimmyfallon @jimmyfallon #DadQuotes The other day we saw someone sniff a coupon. My dad looked at me, dead serious, and said "That's how you know the coupon's still good." 11:08 AM 12 Jun 2019
Replying to @jimmyfallon @jimmyfallon #DadQuotes The other day we saw someone sniff a coupon. My dad looked at me, dead serious, and said "That's how you know the coupon's still good." 11:08 AM 12 Jun 2019

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Dad: It's snewing!!!!! Me: What's snew? Dad: Nothing, what's new with you? *Erupts in laughter* Me:

Replying to@jimmyfallon #DadQuotes EVERY TIME IT SNOWED OUT! Dad: It's snewing!!!! Me: What's snew? Dad: Nothing, what's new with you? *Erupts in laughter* Mе: GIF 11:24 AM -12 Jun 2019
Replying to@jimmyfallon #DadQuotes EVERY TIME IT SNOWED OUT! Dad: It's snewing!!!! Me: What's snew? Dad: Nothing, what's new with you? *Erupts in laughter* Mе: GIF 11:24 AM -12 Jun 2019

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(When my dad got his first smart phone) "Hey Heather, when does the App Store open?" #DadQuotes

(When my dad got his first smart phone) "Hey Heather, when does the App Store open?" #DadQuotes 11:03 AM 12 Jun 2019
(When my dad got his first smart phone) "Hey Heather, when does the App Store open?" #DadQuotes 11:03 AM 12 Jun 2019

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My grandfather, sitting in the post op room after having glaucoma surgery with me, a nurse and my grandmother. I see his zipper is down and tell him t...

Replying to @jimmyfallon My grandfather, sitting in the post op room after having glaucoma surgery with me, a nurse and my grandmother. I see his zipper is down and tell him that it's down. At 80 years old, doesn't miss a beat, and just replies with "What can't get up, can't get out" #dadquotes 11:18 AM 12 Jun 2019
Replying to @jimmyfallon My grandfather, sitting in the post op room after having glaucoma surgery with me, a nurse and my grandmother. I see his zipper is down and tell him that it's down. At 80 years old, doesn't miss a beat, and just replies with "What can't get up, can't get out" #dadquotes 11:18 AM 12 Jun 2019

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Let’s play the hashtag game! Tweet out some funny or weird thing your dad once said and tag with #dadquotes. Could be on our show!

jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon Let's play the hashtag game! Tweet out some funny or weird thing your dad once said and tag with #dadquotes. Could be on our show! 5:28 PM -30 Aug 2011
jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon Let's play the hashtag game! Tweet out some funny or weird thing your dad once said and tag with #dadquotes. Could be on our show! 5:28 PM -30 Aug 2011

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My friend’s dad used to make us put shoes on when there was a thunderstorm cuz he heard that "if we're barefoot the whole family could get electrocute...

jimmy fallon @immyfallon My friend's dad used to make us put shoes on when there was a thunderstorm cuz he heard that "if we're barefoot the whole family could get electrocuted." #DadQuotes 11:03 AM - 12 Jun 2019
jimmy fallon @immyfallon My friend's dad used to make us put shoes on when there was a thunderstorm cuz he heard that "if we're barefoot the whole family could get electrocuted." #DadQuotes 11:03 AM - 12 Jun 2019

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It’s Hashtags time! Tag a tweet with #DadQuotes and then tell us about a funny or weird thing your dad has said. Could be on the show!

jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon It's Hashtags time! Tag a tweet with #DadQuotes and then tell us about a funny or weird thing your dad has said. Could be on the show! 11:01 AM 12 Jun 2019
jimmy fallon @jimmyfallon It's Hashtags time! Tag a tweet with #DadQuotes and then tell us about a funny or weird thing your dad has said. Could be on the show! 11:01 AM 12 Jun 2019

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