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When people at stores or restaurants ask my Dad “how are you?” Or “how’s it going?” His response is always “teetering on the brink of magnificence” ALL. THE. TIME. #DadQuotes

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#DadQuotes my dad decided to yell in the middle of a Taco Bell parking lot “I’m Old Gregg!”

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My dad asked one time who that female Canadian singer was. “Celine Dijon ?” No dad🤦🏼‍♀️ #DadQuotes

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#DadQuotes my mom was trying to explain something to my friend and I, she said “so the point is” but she was interrupted by my dad saying “don’t get poked” and my mom asked by what. he said the point.

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Flipping off lights around the house when I was a kid, “I work at a power plant, I don’t own one” #DadQuotes

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@jimmyfallon #DadQuotes The other day we saw someone sniff a coupon. My dad looked at me, dead serious, and said “That’s how you know the coupon’s still good.”

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Dad: It's snewing!!!!! Me: What's snew? Dad: Nothing, what's new with you? *Erupts in laughter* Me:

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(When my dad got his first smart phone) "Hey Heather, when does the App Store open?" #DadQuotes

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My grandfather, sitting in the post op room after having glaucoma surgery with me, a nurse and my grandmother. I see his zipper is down and tell him that it's down. At 80 years old, doesn't miss a beat, and just replies with "What can't get up, can't get

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Let’s play the hashtag game! Tweet out some funny or weird thing your dad once said and tag with #dadquotes. Could be on our show!

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My friend’s dad used to make us put shoes on when there was a thunderstorm cuz he heard that "if we're barefoot the whole family could get electrocuted." #DadQuotes

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It’s Hashtags time! Tag a tweet with #DadQuotes and then tell us about a funny or weird thing your dad has said. Could be on the show!

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