Replying to @jimmyfallon My grandfather, sitting in the post op room after having glaucoma surgery with me, a nurse and my grandmother. I see his zipper is down and tell him that it's down. At 80 years old, doesn't miss a beat, and just replies with "What can't get up, can't get out" #dadquotes 11:18 AM 12 Jun 2019

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Replying to @jimmyfallon When people at stores or restaurants ask my Dad "how are you?" Or "how's it going?" His response is always "teetering on the brink of |magnificence" ALL. THE. TIME. #DadQuotes 1:49 PM 12 Jun 2019

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Replying to @jimmyfallon My dad asked one time who that female Canadian singer was. "Celine Dijon ?" No dad #DadQuotes 11:35 AM 12 Jun 2019

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My friend’s dad used to make us put shoes on when there was a thunderstorm cuz he heard that "if we're barefoot the whole family could get electrocuted." #DadQuotes

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#DadQuotes - My grandfather, sitting in the post op room after having glaucoma surgery with me, a nurse and my grandmother. I see his zipper is down and tell him that it's down. At 80 years old, doesn't miss a beat, and just replies with "What can't get up, can't get

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My grandfather, sitting in the post op room after having glaucoma surgery with me, a nurse and my grandmother. I see his zipper is down and tell him that it's down. At 80 years old, doesn't miss a beat, and just replies with "What can't get up, can't get

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Let’s play the hashtag game! Tweet out some funny or weird thing your dad once said and tag with #dadquotes. Could be on our show!

My friend’s dad used to make us put shoes on when there was a thunderstorm cuz he heard that "if we're barefoot the whole family could get electrocuted." #DadQuotes

It’s Hashtags time! Tag a tweet with #DadQuotes and then tell us about a funny or weird thing your dad has said. Could be on the show!

#DadQuotes - My grandfather, sitting in the post op room after having glaucoma surgery with me, a nurse and my grandmother. I see his zipper is down and tell him that it's down. At 80 years old, doesn't miss a beat, and just replies with "What can't get up, can't get

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