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How Could This Happen

Allen ... @rkorambler Replying to @agentbizzle My favorite is the merchant in a dead end room, behind the horrifying bug creature that slings telekinetic projectiles at all targets, "Oh, I haven't seen a customer in a long time!" Really? With such prime storefront real estate? None at all?! 10:00 PM · Mar 14, 2022 · Twitter Web App
Allen ... @rkorambler Replying to @agentbizzle My favorite is the merchant in a dead end room, behind the horrifying bug creature that slings telekinetic projectiles at all targets, "Oh, I haven't seen a customer in a long time!" Really? With such prime storefront real estate? None at all?! 10:00 PM · Mar 14, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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The Volcano Merchant

Connor @ConnorJWallace Replying to @agentbizzle Merchant who sets up shop half way up a volcano you have to scale 27 ladders to get to, surrounded by viscous hordes of soul destroying demons and rampaging death machines: "Oh a customer, please buy something, do you have any food? I'm so hungry" NO S--- DUDE 5:47 AM · Mar 15, 2022 · Twitter for Android
Connor @ConnorJWallace Replying to @agentbizzle Merchant who sets up shop half way up a volcano you have to scale 27 ladders to get to, surrounded by viscous hordes of soul destroying demons and rampaging death machines: "Oh a customer, please buy something, do you have any food? I'm so hungry" NO S--- DUDE 5:47 AM · Mar 15, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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This IS Fine

Elden ring merchants setting up shop in the seventh circle of hell uninhabitable by humans waiting for a wandering traveller to buy one of their cookbooks: Humor
Elden ring merchants setting up shop in the seventh circle of hell uninhabitable by humans waiting for a wandering traveller to buy one of their cookbooks: Humor

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Bad Business

Brian Altano ... @agentbizzle MERCHANT IN ELDEN RING WHO SET UP SHOP THREE FEET FROM A POISON BLOOD LAKE FULL OF GIANT UNDEAD DRAGONS: "oh wow, a customer! haven't had many of those recently for some reason." 3:47 PM · Mar 14, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
Brian Altano ... @agentbizzle MERCHANT IN ELDEN RING WHO SET UP SHOP THREE FEET FROM A POISON BLOOD LAKE FULL OF GIANT UNDEAD DRAGONS: "oh wow, a customer! haven't had many of those recently for some reason." 3:47 PM · Mar 14, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

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Kale

MrFive2Five ... @MrFive2Five I love how as a community we have collectively decided the first merchant in Elden ring is Santa Claus
MrFive2Five ... @MrFive2Five I love how as a community we have collectively decided the first merchant in Elden ring is Santa Claus

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Stormpen

Sulakna ... @Stormpen They put santa in elden ring! 1:37 AM · Mar 8, 2022 · Twitter Web App
Sulakna ... @Stormpen They put santa in elden ring! 1:37 AM · Mar 8, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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Berserk Souls Elden Ring Merchants

Sets up shop in ancient ruined underground city crawling with monsters "I donT gEt MaNy CustomErS"
Sets up shop in ancient ruined underground city crawling with monsters "I donT gEt MaNy CustomErS"

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Horse Parkour

lord beef ... @lordbeef Elden ring merchant: please buy something. I haven't eaten in weeks Me: maybe don't set up shop in the middle of a poison swamp that can only be reached by horse parkour 12:37 AM · Feb 28, 2022 · Twitter for Android
lord beef ... @lordbeef Elden ring merchant: please buy something. I haven't eaten in weeks Me: maybe don't set up shop in the middle of a poison swamp that can only be reached by horse parkour 12:37 AM · Feb 28, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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