elrond getting the word that the random bum ass ranger from the north he signed is actually the rightful king of Gondor
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
Legolas: *to merry and pippin* “this is lembas bread. one small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.”
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
Walking into Mordor isn’t that hard, tell em Boromir. - Walking into Mordor is incredibly hard.
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
These guys should cost a thousand silver pennies each. We can get them for a second breakfast
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
[Elrond snaps fingers and points to Arwen] "Because he gets to Mordor."
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
Elrond explaining why they can’t afford to just have the Eagles fly them first class to Mount Doom
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
The LOTR/Moneyball memes are one of the best things to happen on this app in ages
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
Frodo can carry the Ring, but can’t walk 1,700 miles. This is Samwise Gamgee, he can’t carry the Ring, but he can carry Frodo.
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
you’re going to want him on a playoff run at the turn of the tide. Trust me on this.
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
This joke is rapidly becoming one of my favorite things about 2023.
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
The lord of the rings/moneyball jokes are truly one of my favorite things in a while thank you
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
Sam Has Qualities We Like
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
“His meekness does not matter!”
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
Elrond, this is Gimli, Son of Gloin. He’s filthy with an axe and can kill just as many Uruk-hai as Legolas.
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
Frodo: but.. the thing is uh…
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
Aragorn: "Because he protects the halflings."
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
Elrond: Does Sam really need to be here?
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
"If we give Tom Bombadil the ring, he'll just forget he has it. No, we take his 1 spot and bring in *sharpie noises* 4 halflings."
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
“You can’t just sign four hobbit halflings to vet minimums to round out the fellowship roster and expect to contend with Lord Sauron for the pennant”
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR
Other elves: “Elrond why do you want Samwise Gamgee? We didn’t even intend for him to be here, why do you like him?”
Elrond Putting Together the Fellowship Roster / Moneyball x LOTR