Doge Dab
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
Alexios, I Have Come To Collect
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
MS Paint Version
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
Gigachad Dandolo
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
Dandolo's Attack Dog
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
DANDOLO IS PISSED
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
PAY YOUR DEBT YOU GREEKOID BASTARD
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
ALEXIOS, MY BOY...
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
Enrico Dandolo Destroys Constantinople Gif
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZT*
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
Dandolo Powering Up
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
Nice city you have here, Alexios... It would be a shame if someone sacked it
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
Make Venice Great Again
![When Byzantium sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing sodomy. They're bringing castration. They're schismatics. And some, 0 assume, are good Christians. Ohave a great relationship with the Varangians. Pve always had a great relationship with the Varangians. I will build a great wall- and nobody builds walls better than Enrico Dandolo, believe me- and l'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our eastern border, and0 will make Byzantium pay for that wall. Mark my words. King Richard's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like English kings who weren't captured I've said that if Anna weren't my granddaughter perhaps l'd be dating her Look at those levies, are they small levies? And, Alexios referred to my levies: "If they're smalI, something else must be small." Iguarantee you there's no problem. DANDOLO MAKE VENICE GREAT AGAIN!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/032/510/085.jpg)
![When Byzantium sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing sodomy. They're bringing castration. They're schismatics. And some, 0 assume, are good Christians. Ohave a great relationship with the Varangians. Pve always had a great relationship with the Varangians. I will build a great wall- and nobody builds walls better than Enrico Dandolo, believe me- and l'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our eastern border, and0 will make Byzantium pay for that wall. Mark my words. King Richard's not a war hero. He's a war hero because he was captured. I like English kings who weren't captured I've said that if Anna weren't my granddaughter perhaps l'd be dating her Look at those levies, are they small levies? And, Alexios referred to my levies: "If they're smalI, something else must be small." Iguarantee you there's no problem. DANDOLO MAKE VENICE GREAT AGAIN!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/032/510/085.jpg)
Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
Venetian Bankers
![ENKICO DANDOLO 08/04/1204 THE MARCH of TYRANNY VENETIAN BANKERS ET! RIGHT EFTRG CATHOLIC LEFT RIGHT! V OW! NEXT TIME ILL PAY VENETIAN DEBTS. UGH! NEXT TIME I'LL CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/032/509/d0b.jpg)
![ENKICO DANDOLO 08/04/1204 THE MARCH of TYRANNY VENETIAN BANKERS ET! RIGHT EFTRG CATHOLIC LEFT RIGHT! V OW! NEXT TIME ILL PAY VENETIAN DEBTS. UGH! NEXT TIME I'LL CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/032/509/d0b.jpg)
Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
Who Would Win?
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
The Basileus Walk vs The Doge Stride
![Comprehends and accepts "The Basileus Walk" Doesn't need crown because Needs crown to have any semblance of authority Catholic doctrine "THE DOGE STRIDE"| authority derives from election Brain too small to by the great council Eyes set on the wealth of Constantinople recognize Papal primacy Sometimes listens to choirs to escape potential conversations about the Has only heard Gregorian chants his entire life filioque clause Does not recognize doctrines condemned by Too afraid to look Turks in the eye Back slouched from weight of Saracen defeat the Church Can hire his own armies Passively lets foreign armies through his lands Pushes all non-Catholics Stiff, small armies out of the way Hands prepared to seize all Byzantine gold that Relies on G*rmanic bodyguards Effeminate Greek posture due to descent from boyfuckers passes nearby Stands tall due to pride in Roman heritage Back straighter than the sword of a Catholic knight Tries to pass by Bonus: every other Christian he sees Clothing is all foreign silk Wears fancy slippers Doesn't need to pass by Only wears purple cloaks Leads a weird bureaucracy other Christians, since MANDATORY: they recognize him and make way Wears resplendant clothing made in Venice Insecure about his vassals Boots are fine and durable leather Long striding gait only suitable for walking trough palaces Does not wear a cloak, clashes with the doublet No nation can blind him and get away with it Does not read stupid epics by the Komnenoi Small steps perfect for leading a trade fleet or naval invasion](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/032/507/cca.png)
![Comprehends and accepts "The Basileus Walk" Doesn't need crown because Needs crown to have any semblance of authority Catholic doctrine "THE DOGE STRIDE"| authority derives from election Brain too small to by the great council Eyes set on the wealth of Constantinople recognize Papal primacy Sometimes listens to choirs to escape potential conversations about the Has only heard Gregorian chants his entire life filioque clause Does not recognize doctrines condemned by Too afraid to look Turks in the eye Back slouched from weight of Saracen defeat the Church Can hire his own armies Passively lets foreign armies through his lands Pushes all non-Catholics Stiff, small armies out of the way Hands prepared to seize all Byzantine gold that Relies on G*rmanic bodyguards Effeminate Greek posture due to descent from boyfuckers passes nearby Stands tall due to pride in Roman heritage Back straighter than the sword of a Catholic knight Tries to pass by Bonus: every other Christian he sees Clothing is all foreign silk Wears fancy slippers Doesn't need to pass by Only wears purple cloaks Leads a weird bureaucracy other Christians, since MANDATORY: they recognize him and make way Wears resplendant clothing made in Venice Insecure about his vassals Boots are fine and durable leather Long striding gait only suitable for walking trough palaces Does not wear a cloak, clashes with the doublet No nation can blind him and get away with it Does not read stupid epics by the Komnenoi Small steps perfect for leading a trade fleet or naval invasion](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/032/507/cca.png)
Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
That's where you're wrong, kiddo!
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
By the way, I'm blind
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
Great painting of Dogeolo
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo
DOGE ENRICO DANDOLO DOGE ENRICO DANDOLO This meme was made by Eastern Roman Empire Gang
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Enrico Dandolo / Dogeolo / Daddy Dandolo