Epic George Lopez Memes
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Epic George Lopez Memes was meditated into existence during the lords year of 2013
Often referred to via shorthand acronyms such as EGLM and Epic George.
Spawned from a series of esoteric rituals and inspirational fan-art, such as the classic George Lopez fan-fictions involving George's daughter Carmen and her brother engaging in less than savory acts whilst their parents were on vacation.
EGLM soon took on a life of its own, battling the beginning stages of Facebook's crackdown on meme pages
(temporarily labeled [controversial humor], a label to hold dearly like a badge of honor)
The tendrils of George reached so far in fact, the page and all its content has been voluntarily backed up on a religious outreach site, and even given its own category alongside the worlds many churches. and rightfully so
In order to circumvent this treachery, the use of censor blackouts were soon implemented, to display just how ridiculous this restriction on content had become.
in the following months Facebook implemented a facial recognition algorithm, so in order to benefit humanity EGLM took to uploading a wonderful database of faces, thick to thin, bulbous to exquisite!
For a brief period of time, the page was flooded with images of a poorly translated japanese donkey kong music video, a small but critical part of the EGLM's story
After several attempts by outsourced moderation in Bangladesh and suburban millennials to redact the page from the public eye, a ritual was conducted to ensure any and all future content would be safe from review and secure on the platform from any form of censorship. This ritual can be found deep in the timeline of EGLM, suggesting that a rooster of mid grade was put to death during which a set of incantations and an image of Mark Zuckerberg were present.
Some time passed, and soon an infection took hold, rendering EGLM impervious to outside influence, and leading to a steady stream of Garfield related content to surface.
Garfield has been growing stronger ever since, and has transplanted himself in n+5 dimensions after assimilating the work of Antony Garrett Lisi on the E8 Lattice found here https://arxiv.org/abs/0711.0770
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