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Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
If Louis CK had jerked off in front of most of the dudes currently defending Louis CK, they would have murdered him and then gotten off with a gay panic defense.
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
Can you imagine the bank you're working at hiring back the guy who jacked off in front of women without their consent because it had been like, a year or something?
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
LOUIS CK IS WEALTHY LOUIS CK IS WEALTHY LOUIS CK IS WEALTHY LOUIS CK IS WEALTHY FUCKING STOP ASKING “HOW WILL HE FEED HIS FAMILY” HE WILL FEED HIS FAMILY NOTHING BUT TRUFFLE OIL AND BE FINE. SEXUAL PREDATORS ARE NOT THE VICTIMS OF THEIR CRIMES. THEY A
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
SNL’s Michael Che has some thoughts about Louis C.K. returning to the stage:
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
Will take heat for this, but people have to be allowed to serve their time and move on with their lives. I don't know if it's been long enough, or his career will recover, or if people will have him back, but I'm happy to see him try.
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
BAKON didn't really want nice things
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
foreshadowing
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
It was a statement not an apology. Don't get it twisted.
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
robin williams was the nicest, most compassionate celebrity I ever had the pleasure of knowing in person. personally saw him threaten to beat the hell out of some rando harassing a homeless person in the ocean district six or so years ago
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman let me stay with them when my mom was in the hospital for cancer surgeries
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
carrie fisher followed me on my old twitter before and out of nowhere i dm'd her bc i was having a breakdown and two days later she responded in the middle of the night with an advice i'll forever hold in my heart
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
if anyone has any nice allegations against a celebrity that would be great too. does a famous actor give good christmas presents. does lady comedian alwyays smoke people out
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
These stories are true
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
Louis CK Apology Edited
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
I have always admired Louis CK not least for his honesty and this statement means *so* much less than it would have last week, which a guy who spends Spaulding Gray levels of time thinking about himself has to know
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
There are things left out of Louis CK’s apology — the years he CRUSHED these rumors — but straight-forward contrition is better than not.
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
The statement is 10 paragraphs long and Louis CK literally never says the word sorry
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
Admission
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations
You dont say
Louis C.K. Sexual Misconduct Allegations