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About

Forgive English, I am Russia was a copypasta where the poster would tell a story, often outrageous and explicit in nature, in broken English, not to be confused with Engrish.

Origin

The copypasta originated in February 28, 2011 on a thread[1] in the Bodybuilding.com forum[2] by someone who goes by the username, Tank107[3]. In the thread, Tank107, in broken English, says to be a very religious, presumably Christian, closet homosexual studying Fashion at an university in the United States. In his post, Tank107 describes his same-sex relationship with an American who is also studying Fashion and his guilt of being gay. Unable to take said guilt any longer, he called his mother in Russia and came out to her. Tank107 and his lover felt embarrassed about the experience and Tank107 still felt guilty about his homosexuality. Despite that, he continued his relationship with his American lover.

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The title of the thread, "Forgive english, I am russia", has since spread to 4chan[4] with many variations appearing such as "forgive me I am Russia". Earliest evidence of spread to other websites was in 2012 on 4chan's notorious /b/[5] board and on Railpage Australia's MSTS General Discussions[6] and Melbourne Suburban[7] forums in May 2011.

Notable Examples

Board: /k/ - Weapons Home 09/21/12(Fri)14:40 No. 12815325 Anonymous forgive english, i am Russia i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss. We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i f--- this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am c------ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying so I yell her, "I AM C-- FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM C-- FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM C-- FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I C-- IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? Next day russia father call. He tell me mother died 1 week before but I talked to russia mother yesterday. WHO WAS PHONE?
UTEP Confessions JUTEP 9 hours ago #1876 forgive english, i am Russia. i come to study Mechanical Engineering at University Of Texas El Pazo. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i f--- this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am c------ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM C-- FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM C-- FROM SEX and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM C-- FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I C-- IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass
forgive english, i am Russia. i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss. We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i f--- this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am c------ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM C-- FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? say "I AM C-- FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry girl, and I say "NO I AM C SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I C-- IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared th I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass

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[1] Bodybuilding.com – Original Thread

[2] Bodybuilding.com – Forum

[3] Bodybuilding.com – Tank107's Profile Page

[4] 4chan

[5] 4chan – /b/ – Random

[6] Railpage Australia – MSTS General Discussions Forum

[7] Railpage Australia – Melbourne Suburban Forum

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About

Forgive English, I am Russia was a copypasta where the poster would tell a story, often outrageous and explicit in nature, in broken English, not to be confused with Engrish.

Origin

The copypasta originated in February 28, 2011 on a thread[1] in the Bodybuilding.com forum[2] by someone who goes by the username, Tank107[3]. In the thread, Tank107, in broken English, says to be a very religious, presumably Christian, closet homosexual studying Fashion at an university in the United States. In his post, Tank107 describes his same-sex relationship with an American who is also studying Fashion and his guilt of being gay. Unable to take said guilt any longer, he called his mother in Russia and came out to her. Tank107 and his lover felt embarrassed about the experience and Tank107 still felt guilty about his homosexuality. Despite that, he continued his relationship with his American lover.


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Spread

The title of the thread, "Forgive english, I am russia", has since spread to 4chan[4] with many variations appearing such as "forgive me I am Russia". Earliest evidence of spread to other websites was in 2012 on 4chan's notorious /b/[5] board and on Railpage Australia's MSTS General Discussions[6] and Melbourne Suburban[7] forums in May 2011.

Notable Examples


Board: /k/ - Weapons Home 09/21/12(Fri)14:40 No. 12815325 Anonymous forgive english, i am Russia i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss. We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i f--- this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am c------ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying so I yell her, "I AM C-- FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM C-- FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM C-- FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I C-- IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? Next day russia father call. He tell me mother died 1 week before but I talked to russia mother yesterday. WHO WAS PHONE?UTEP Confessions JUTEP 9 hours ago #1876 forgive english, i am Russia. i come to study Mechanical Engineering at University Of Texas El Pazo. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i f--- this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am c------ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM C-- FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM C-- FROM SEX and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM C-- FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I C-- IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American assforgive english, i am Russia. i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss. We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i f--- this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am c------ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM C-- FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? say "I AM C-- FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry girl, and I say "NO I AM C SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I C-- IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared th I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass

Search Interest

External References

[1] Bodybuilding.com – Original Thread

[2] Bodybuilding.com – Forum

[3] Bodybuilding.com – Tank107's Profile Page

[4] 4chan

[5] 4chan – /b/ – Random

[6] Railpage Australia – MSTS General Discussions Forum

[7] Railpage Australia – Melbourne Suburban Forum

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