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Anonymous 73 KB JPG 01/23/25(Thu)10:33:15 No.930372356 I got cucked twice by the same guy >Be me 28m >Gf I dated since HS was stolen from me 8 years ago >Tried dating a few more times after >All relationships failed >Give up on dating >End up finding a fwb >Been hooking up the past 5 years >Fwb ends up befriending the same guy who stole my gf 8 years ago >Ever since she befriended him she's been interacting with me less n less >We used to hook up every other week >Now we've haven't had sex in 2 mouths >We used to have daily conversations >Now I'll be Lucky to get a few 1 to 2 word replies from her >It's safe to assume it's because of him I wanna flee to the furthest state possible from this guy to start fresh. But unfortunately I have a child from one of the previously failed relationships I mentioned anchoring me down.
Anonymous 73 KB JPG 01/23/25(Thu)10:33:15 No.930372356 I got cucked twice by the same guy >Be me 28m >Gf I dated since HS was stolen from me 8 years ago >Tried dating a few more times after >All relationships failed >Give up on dating >End up finding a fwb >Been hooking up the past 5 years >Fwb ends up befriending the same guy who stole my gf 8 years ago >Ever since she befriended him she's been interacting with me less n less >We used to hook up every other week >Now we've haven't had sex in 2 mouths >We used to have daily conversations >Now I'll be Lucky to get a few 1 to 2 word replies from her >It's safe to assume it's because of him I wanna flee to the furthest state possible from this guy to start fresh. But unfortunately I have a child from one of the previously failed relationships I mentioned anchoring me down.

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Board /int/ - International Anonymous Most Retarded Travel experienc(...) Settings Mobile Home 01/21/25(Tue)14:07:07 No.206986409 NORF. East 205 KB PNG >Be me >Book holiday in Australia >Book a rental car too >I have driven in foreign countries on the right hand side many times >All you have to do is think about it >The left side of the road should be more to the left than the right side >Works like a charm >No problems driving in Europe and the states. >Driving in Australia should be piss easey! >Drive on the same side of the road as I do. >FFW to my Australia trip >Collect rental car >Drive out of the car park >Foreign DrivingLogic.exe >Crash into oncoming truck immediately Turns out that I was on the wrong side of the road.
Board /int/ - International Anonymous Most Retarded Travel experienc(...) Settings Mobile Home 01/21/25(Tue)14:07:07 No.206986409 NORF. East 205 KB PNG >Be me >Book holiday in Australia >Book a rental car too >I have driven in foreign countries on the right hand side many times >All you have to do is think about it >The left side of the road should be more to the left than the right side >Works like a charm >No problems driving in Europe and the states. >Driving in Australia should be piss easey! >Drive on the same side of the road as I do. >FFW to my Australia trip >Collect rental car >Drive out of the car park >Foreign DrivingLogic.exe >Crash into oncoming truck immediately Turns out that I was on the wrong side of the road.

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190 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 4sTveBSh 01/21/25(Tue)10:49:20 No.494940678 13 saturday night express 1024.jpg 46 KB JPG well you can tell by the quality i post i'm an indian, i lie the most the street is loud, the sun is warm been s------- here since i was born now it's alright, it's okay you may look the other way but you get down and hold my hand and we become one with the land liftin up your shirt and you're squattin in the dirt with me a---- life, a---- life streets are designated for a needful defecatin' and we're takin' a five, for a---- life sar, sar, sar, sar, a---- life, a---- life. jai, jai, jai, shri, a---- li-i-i-i-i-i-ife ⠀ Anonymous (ID: 20hNW2ng
190 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 4sTveBSh 01/21/25(Tue)10:49:20 No.494940678 13 saturday night express 1024.jpg 46 KB JPG well you can tell by the quality i post i'm an indian, i lie the most the street is loud, the sun is warm been s------- here since i was born now it's alright, it's okay you may look the other way but you get down and hold my hand and we become one with the land liftin up your shirt and you're squattin in the dirt with me a---- life, a---- life streets are designated for a needful defecatin' and we're takin' a five, for a---- life sar, sar, sar, sar, a---- life, a---- life. jai, jai, jai, shri, a---- li-i-i-i-i-i-ife ⠀ Anonymous (ID: 20hNW2ng

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Is this normal behavior? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:36:17 No.41862604 AJARKone.twitter 1737101627386078.jpg 1.27 MB JPG A-ANON YOU KNOW I LIKE THIS HOODIE... W-WHY WOULD I TAKE IT O-OFF...? >Be NEETmare >There's an alien in town >Big news, he became a public property for every mare to enjoy >Maybe she could give him a visit >That she will finally stop being a virgin >And maybe he will cuddle her >But there's so much Stacies Glitterhoooves f------ him >How could he even notice her >But there's also a lot of pretty "ugly" mares g----------- with him >Maybe it isn't that bad, he's an alien after all >Maybe he just likes mare p---- that much >Maybe she could even bathe together with him before the main course >He seems to be a very gentle guy
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)00:36:17 No.41862604 AJARKone.twitter 1737101627386078.jpg 1.27 MB JPG A-ANON YOU KNOW I LIKE THIS HOODIE... W-WHY WOULD I TAKE IT O-OFF...? >Be NEETmare >There's an alien in town >Big news, he became a public property for every mare to enjoy >Maybe she could give him a visit >That she will finally stop being a virgin >And maybe he will cuddle her >But there's so much Stacies Glitterhoooves f------ him >How could he even notice her >But there's also a lot of pretty "ugly" mares g----------- with him >Maybe it isn't that bad, he's an alien after all >Maybe he just likes mare p---- that much >Maybe she could even bathe together with him before the main course >He seems to be a very gentle guy

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Fiction Fighters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: rcEmtL+i) Fun Fact 01/23/25(Thu)10:43:26 No.495162041 1.84 MB PNG Peter griffin has punched 2 fascists. sage (ID: Mnplspsu) >Fact Fun fact: Peter Griffin is not real. Anonymous (ID: FOPfkp2b) 01/23/25(Thu)10:43:29 No.495162220 01/23/25(Thu)10:45:30 No.495162046
Anonymous (ID: rcEmtL+i) Fun Fact 01/23/25(Thu)10:43:26 No.495162041 1.84 MB PNG Peter griffin has punched 2 fascists. sage (ID: Mnplspsu) >Fact Fun fact: Peter Griffin is not real. Anonymous (ID: FOPfkp2b) 01/23/25(Thu)10:43:29 No.495162220 01/23/25(Thu)10:45:30 No.495162046

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Chud doesn't believe in global warming | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 01/22/25(Wed)12:48:27 No.17449155 >tries to force the global warming hoax on americans >rightfully loses I thank God daily that this retard never entered office, it would have destroyed America 1011 KB JPG : Anonymous >>17449155 (OP) # 01/22/25(Wed)13:03:06 No.17449172 It's not a hoax. It causes Hollywood fires. >>17449175 # >>17449246 # >>17449258 # Anonymous >>17449172 # 01/22/25(Wed)13:05:00 No.17449175 those hills have been known to have wildfires going back thousands of years, global warming may make such fires. more common but it isn't solely responsible for that
: Anonymous 34 01/22/25(Wed)12:48:27 No.17449155 >tries to force the global warming hoax on americans >rightfully loses I thank God daily that this retard never entered office, it would have destroyed America 1011 KB JPG : Anonymous >>17449155 (OP) # 01/22/25(Wed)13:03:06 No.17449172 It's not a hoax. It causes Hollywood fires. >>17449175 # >>17449246 # >>17449258 # Anonymous >>17449172 # 01/22/25(Wed)13:05:00 No.17449175 those hills have been known to have wildfires going back thousands of years, global warming may make such fires. more common but it isn't solely responsible for that

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Cap African America is able to block the Hulk? Who was paid to write this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed) 09:39:25 No.208081445 > $600M budget Anonymous DEI 1737340270570.jpg 799 KB JPG 01/22/25(Wed)09:40:30 No.208081464
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed) 09:39:25 No.208081445 > $600M budget Anonymous DEI 1737340270570.jpg 799 KB JPG 01/22/25(Wed)09:40:30 No.208081464

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"Coffee. At your place?" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 18:29:28 No.75346864 View Report >>75343268 >be me 25 year old KHV >work the tills in big d------- mall >lunch every day 2pm >notice cute barista girl with her stupid buddies >damnthatsaprettyface.png picrelated >every day same routine >holy f--- I want to ask her out so bad >think that she would make fun of me at work because we work together >know I can't do this without it being weird >no game I really want to ask her out to a drink or something? How do I pull this off?
Anonymous Sat 19 Oct 2024 18:29:28 No.75346864 View Report >>75343268 >be me 25 year old KHV >work the tills in big d------- mall >lunch every day 2pm >notice cute barista girl with her stupid buddies >damnthatsaprettyface.png picrelated >every day same routine >holy f--- I want to ask her out so bad >think that she would make fun of me at work because we work together >know I can't do this without it being weird >no game I really want to ask her out to a drink or something? How do I pull this off?

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Anonymous प 597 KB PNG 08/16/19(Fri)01:14:54 No.42345366 >4-5 inch barrel >weighs 5 lbs >has a laser sight that integrates with a combat HUD >but its issued to officers who typically don't wear them >fires 12.7x40mm Semi Armor Piercing High Explosive magnum rounds at almost 4 rounds a second from a 12 round mag The UNSC were madlads. The muzzle flip on this thing and the recoil must have shattered wrists. >>42345419 # >>42345516 # >>42353657 #
Anonymous प 597 KB PNG 08/16/19(Fri)01:14:54 No.42345366 >4-5 inch barrel >weighs 5 lbs >has a laser sight that integrates with a combat HUD >but its issued to officers who typically don't wear them >fires 12.7x40mm Semi Armor Piercing High Explosive magnum rounds at almost 4 rounds a second from a 12 round mag The UNSC were madlads. The muzzle flip on this thing and the recoil must have shattered wrists. >>42345419 # >>42345516 # >>42353657 #

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Whew. Close one. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 01/23/25(Thu)02:37:31 No.80142422 >half asleep and groggy >realize i havent texted my gf in weeks >panic that were drifting apart >worried im going to lose her >wake up in a frenzy >remember i dont have a girlfriend and never did phew what a relief View Thread
: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 01/23/25(Thu)02:37:31 No.80142422 >half asleep and groggy >realize i havent texted my gf in weeks >panic that were drifting apart >worried im going to lose her >wake up in a frenzy >remember i dont have a girlfriend and never did phew what a relief View Thread

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Anon is the biggest loser in anime | /r/Greentext

16h (01/23/25 01:26)· 275418711 · 55 Re - 4 Img JPG 11KB (300x213) nobitcha.jpg 51 Replies Is there a more worthless loser in all of anime? 15h (01/23/25 01:27) 275418762 >>275418711 (OP) . 15h (01/23/25 01:30) 275418828 >>275418711 (OP) 15h (01/23/25 01:31) 275418850 >>275418711 (OP) . 15h (01/23/25 01:31) 275418859 >>275418711 (OP) . 15h (01/23/25 01:50) · 275419354 >>275418711 (OP) 0
16h (01/23/25 01:26)· 275418711 · 55 Re - 4 Img JPG 11KB (300x213) nobitcha.jpg 51 Replies Is there a more worthless loser in all of anime? 15h (01/23/25 01:27) 275418762 >>275418711 (OP) . 15h (01/23/25 01:30) 275418828 >>275418711 (OP) 15h (01/23/25 01:31) 275418850 >>275418711 (OP) . 15h (01/23/25 01:31) 275418859 >>275418711 (OP) . 15h (01/23/25 01:50) · 275419354 >>275418711 (OP) 0

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Anon Likes Fantastic Beasts | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)23:19:11 No.700645614 ► File: Harry-and-Dumbledore.jpg (88 KB, 1280x721) >Harry, did I ever tell you about the time my mentally ill secret nephew had sex with Voldemort's snake? >He was a good friend.
☐ Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)23:19:11 No.700645614 ► File: Harry-and-Dumbledore.jpg (88 KB, 1280x721) >Harry, did I ever tell you about the time my mentally ill secret nephew had sex with Voldemort's snake? >He was a good friend.

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Anon doesn't like high school movies | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:17:25 No.208082828 اسانا : الاما لعمر IN FINLITI 2025 LECHYLECHY file.jpg 349 KB JPG >80s, 90s, 2000 high school movie >nerd wins by stealing a------'s gf >sees this as a win Why is this so common? The last thing I would want is a girl who has sucked my bully's c---. Are Hollywood writers just nerds who got mindbroken by bullies?
Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)23:17:25 No.208082828 اسانا : الاما لعمر IN FINLITI 2025 LECHYLECHY file.jpg 349 KB JPG >80s, 90s, 2000 high school movie >nerd wins by stealing a------'s gf >sees this as a win Why is this so common? The last thing I would want is a girl who has sucked my bully's c---. Are Hollywood writers just nerds who got mindbroken by bullies?

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Anon is a pedo | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 13SA4Jxg) + ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/22/25(Wed)14:07:15 No.495071181 123 KB JPG Should these be legal or not? Anonymous (ID: JOqC4PzO) 01/22/25(Wed)14:09:34 No.495071409 Female police officers should not be legal, no
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 13SA4Jxg) + ▼ Settings Mobile Home 01/22/25(Wed)14:07:15 No.495071181 123 KB JPG Should these be legal or not? Anonymous (ID: JOqC4PzO) 01/22/25(Wed)14:09:34 No.495071409 Female police officers should not be legal, no

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How cooked Anon is? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)03:17:11 No.80127539 1720645456826728 (2).jpg 22 KB JPG >I'm 27 and have a full head of thick hair >my grandfather (mom's dad) is bald and and my two maternal uncles are balding >When I was 19 I was worried about going bald but my dad not being bald eased my worrying a bit since I read that men with bald fathers are more likely to go bald and if your dad is not balding then you are less likely to go bald >My dad pushed his hair back and revealed that he is balding and has a receding hairline >he thought this would make me worry less (not sure how that works) I'm f----- aren't it?
: Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)03:17:11 No.80127539 1720645456826728 (2).jpg 22 KB JPG >I'm 27 and have a full head of thick hair >my grandfather (mom's dad) is bald and and my two maternal uncles are balding >When I was 19 I was worried about going bald but my dad not being bald eased my worrying a bit since I read that men with bald fathers are more likely to go bald and if your dad is not balding then you are less likely to go bald >My dad pushed his hair back and revealed that he is balding and has a receding hairline >he thought this would make me worry less (not sure how that works) I'm f----- aren't it?

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Anon sells out | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16.1.2025, 17.10.19 No.56836486 9 KB JPEG > be me > 100percentcommie.jpeg > McCarthy would have a stroke > desperately looking for a job, will do almost anything >tfw I get straight offered a salaried position in a bank >tfw it's the biggest salary I've ever gotten > yes please >tfw all I have to do is monitor customer transaction, report them to the police if they're doing something fishy mfw I am bank KBG
Anonymous 16.1.2025, 17.10.19 No.56836486 9 KB JPEG > be me > 100percentcommie.jpeg > McCarthy would have a stroke > desperately looking for a job, will do almost anything >tfw I get straight offered a salaried position in a bank >tfw it's the biggest salary I've ever gotten > yes please >tfw all I have to do is monitor customer transaction, report them to the police if they're doing something fishy mfw I am bank KBG

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