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Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2022 00:41:13 No.32330317 View Report >>32320927 >Have this dream >In a factory >Typical wacky dream s--- going on >Go through the backdoor of the factory >Walk out into a sort of Disney cartoon >A bit like on Who Framed Roger Rabbit when Valiant is in Toontown >Don't like it >Has this weird sort of opera/choir kind of music in the background >But it's really foreboding and eerie >Whole place feels foreboding and eerie >Start panicking >See phone booth >Use phone booth >Call myself to come rescue myself >Wake up sweating >Time to get up anyway >Go downstairs >See I have message on answering machine >Play message >It's the same music from the dream and someone talking but you can't make out what's being said >Message was received just before I woke up >Maybe I called my house phone with my mobile while I was sleeping like some kind of muscle memory thing >Although that wouldn't explain the background music >Remember my mobile was downstairs charging the whole night anyway Link related, it's the voicemail. https://voca.ro/13QtZg1ZrqaD tl;dr I called myself from a dream I think Vocaroo Audio =>
Anonymous Sun 10 Jul 2022 00:41:13 No.32330317 View Report >>32320927 >Have this dream >In a factory >Typical wacky dream s--- going on >Go through the backdoor of the factory >Walk out into a sort of Disney cartoon >A bit like on Who Framed Roger Rabbit when Valiant is in Toontown >Don't like it >Has this weird sort of opera/choir kind of music in the background >But it's really foreboding and eerie >Whole place feels foreboding and eerie >Start panicking >See phone booth >Use phone booth >Call myself to come rescue myself >Wake up sweating >Time to get up anyway >Go downstairs >See I have message on answering machine >Play message >It's the same music from the dream and someone talking but you can't make out what's being said >Message was received just before I woke up >Maybe I called my house phone with my mobile while I was sleeping like some kind of muscle memory thing >Although that wouldn't explain the background music >Remember my mobile was downstairs charging the whole night anyway Link related, it's the voicemail. https://voca.ro/13QtZg1ZrqaD tl;dr I called myself from a dream I think Vocaroo Audio =>

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File: kiss.jpg (38 KB, 768x512) finally Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:07:26 No.930327267 Elon (right) and Mark (left) finally connect after Mark seting fire to LA to impress Elon and establish masculine Energy
File: kiss.jpg (38 KB, 768x512) finally Anonymous 01/22/25(Wed)14:07:26 No.930327267 Elon (right) and Mark (left) finally connect after Mark seting fire to LA to impress Elon and establish masculine Energy

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Anon watches Gossip Girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Gossip Girl 36 KB JPG : Anonymous >>208074135 (OP) # 01/21/25(Tue)22:49:54 No.208074135 >pimps, beats up, gaslights, and mentally abuses his love interest for 100+ episodes >most popular male character on the show What the f--- is wrong with teenage girls 01/21/25(Tue)22:57:37 No.208074269 Gee, it's almost like girls love bad boys or something. Who knew.
: Anonymous Gossip Girl 36 KB JPG : Anonymous >>208074135 (OP) # 01/21/25(Tue)22:49:54 No.208074135 >pimps, beats up, gaslights, and mentally abuses his love interest for 100+ episodes >most popular male character on the show What the f--- is wrong with teenage girls 01/21/25(Tue)22:57:37 No.208074269 Gee, it's almost like girls love bad boys or something. Who knew.

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Anon was the real boss | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 92 KB PNG 01/21/25(Tue)23:30:23 No.80125819 >be me, a neet >parents finally threaten to kick me out unless I find a job >get a low paying warehouse job >work starts at 6AM so I had to get up very early, something my body wasn't used to for a while >run around all day lifting heavy packages and moving dozens of 1 ton pallets >boss invites our team to a mandatory after work meeting >sit down sleepy and completely exhausted >the conversation is the most boring s--- ever (How have you been? What did you do on weekend?) all in the name of muh teambuilding >struggle to maintain my eyes open since I was tired as hell >"Anon, if you are tired go home" >my autistic ass immediately gets up and leaves the room, leaving everyone in silence >found out the next day that it was a sarcasm and that boss is now furious with me >probably gonna get fired soon So how's wagie life treating you?
: Anonymous 92 KB PNG 01/21/25(Tue)23:30:23 No.80125819 >be me, a neet >parents finally threaten to kick me out unless I find a job >get a low paying warehouse job >work starts at 6AM so I had to get up very early, something my body wasn't used to for a while >run around all day lifting heavy packages and moving dozens of 1 ton pallets >boss invites our team to a mandatory after work meeting >sit down sleepy and completely exhausted >the conversation is the most boring s--- ever (How have you been? What did you do on weekend?) all in the name of muh teambuilding >struggle to maintain my eyes open since I was tired as hell >"Anon, if you are tired go home" >my autistic ass immediately gets up and leaves the room, leaving everyone in silence >found out the next day that it was a sarcasm and that boss is now furious with me >probably gonna get fired soon So how's wagie life treating you?

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anon observes the current political climate in the USA | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPEG 22/01/2025, 5:35:44 pm > first day of trump presidency > elon does nazi salute at inauguration > media goes a------ No.98084499 > right wingers are trying to defend him and making a fool of themselves > left wingers acting as if the sky just fell > general public memes the hell out of the whole situation, further fuelling the fire meanwhile > trump pushes as many laws in as he possibly can behind the scenes > media is too focused on musk to report on it > thus no one notices Like f------ clockwork
Anonymous 5 KB JPEG 22/01/2025, 5:35:44 pm > first day of trump presidency > elon does nazi salute at inauguration > media goes a------ No.98084499 > right wingers are trying to defend him and making a fool of themselves > left wingers acting as if the sky just fell > general public memes the hell out of the whole situation, further fuelling the fire meanwhile > trump pushes as many laws in as he possibly can behind the scenes > media is too focused on musk to report on it > thus no one notices Like f------ clockwork

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Anon Likes Kel-Tec | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (202 KB, 518x400) Cal. 5.7x28 mm KEL 雞 PR-57 ☐ Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)12:11:14 No.63182733 >>63182749 >>63182793 File: 7ft84dh938r41[1].png (506 KB, 1080x576) >> ☐ PR57 Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)09:18:19 No.63181821 >>63182176 >>63182185 >>63182200 >>63182767 >>63182970 >>63183047 >>63183165 >>63183683 >>63183756 >>63185487 >>63188388 >>63188978>>63189027 >>63190013 >>63190728 >>63192063 >>63194951 >>63202490 >>63205950 Alright, which one of you f------ had rotary barrel 5.7x28 pistol loaded with stripper clips in Kel Tec new pistol bingo? ☐ Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)10:28:13 No.63182200 >>63182271 >>63182294 >>63182704 >>63182723 >>63182733 >>63182797 >>63185451 >>63185729 >>63189958 >>63192014 >>63192076 >>63198141 >>63203201 >>63204594 File: obraz 2025-01-16_002657508.png (275 KB, 624x361) INFLAMMABLE >> >>63182200 This is what the Kel-Tec guy was making in 1970. He comes from a world we don't understand. ☐ Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)13:51:18 No.63183127 >>63183218 >>63203220 File: s-l1600[1].jpg (247 KB, 1600x900) PLAS MEANWHILE AT KEL-TEC... >>63181821 (OP). Kel Tec designers have no concept of what normal gun even is anymore. ☐ Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)12:09:08 No.63182723 >>63182200 >>63182883 >>63189102 >Kel Tec designers have no concept of what normal gun even is anymore They never did. The company was founded by a guy who made insane s--- like stripper clip fed compact carry pistols in the 1980s. He couldn't do anything normal. He couldn't even keep his drug habit under control when he designed a flashlight, and I say that as a flashlight historian. George Kellgren using internal magazines in pistols is like Elon Musk naming things X. It always comes back around. ☐ Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)12:33:04 No.63197067 >>63197290 >>63197590 >>63197674 >be me >in firefight with chud school shooter >have my spankin' brand new PR57 >take aim >hit 20/20 shots with a tight grouping >bullets all bounce off of chud's homemade 3D printed plates >reach into pocket for clips to reload >all the rounds have pinged off the clip >pull out a handfull of loose bullets >pitifully throw them at chud >chud laughs at me and starts walking over >slips on the pre lubricated 5.7mm casings >head hits desk and he bleeds out >praised as a hero for saving the school
File: file.png (202 KB, 518x400) Cal. 5.7x28 mm KEL 雞 PR-57 ☐ Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)12:11:14 No.63182733 >>63182749 >>63182793 File: 7ft84dh938r41[1].png (506 KB, 1080x576) >> ☐ PR57 Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)09:18:19 No.63181821 >>63182176 >>63182185 >>63182200 >>63182767 >>63182970 >>63183047 >>63183165 >>63183683 >>63183756 >>63185487 >>63188388 >>63188978>>63189027 >>63190013 >>63190728 >>63192063 >>63194951 >>63202490 >>63205950 Alright, which one of you f------ had rotary barrel 5.7x28 pistol loaded with stripper clips in Kel Tec new pistol bingo? ☐ Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)10:28:13 No.63182200 >>63182271 >>63182294 >>63182704 >>63182723 >>63182733 >>63182797 >>63185451 >>63185729 >>63189958 >>63192014 >>63192076 >>63198141 >>63203201 >>63204594 File: obraz 2025-01-16_002657508.png (275 KB, 624x361) INFLAMMABLE >> >>63182200 This is what the Kel-Tec guy was making in 1970. He comes from a world we don't understand. ☐ Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)13:51:18 No.63183127 >>63183218 >>63203220 File: s-l1600[1].jpg (247 KB, 1600x900) PLAS MEANWHILE AT KEL-TEC... >>63181821 (OP). Kel Tec designers have no concept of what normal gun even is anymore. ☐ Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)12:09:08 No.63182723 >>63182200 >>63182883 >>63189102 >Kel Tec designers have no concept of what normal gun even is anymore They never did. The company was founded by a guy who made insane s--- like stripper clip fed compact carry pistols in the 1980s. He couldn't do anything normal. He couldn't even keep his drug habit under control when he designed a flashlight, and I say that as a flashlight historian. George Kellgren using internal magazines in pistols is like Elon Musk naming things X. It always comes back around. ☐ Anonymous 01/19/25(Sun)12:33:04 No.63197067 >>63197290 >>63197590 >>63197674 >be me >in firefight with chud school shooter >have my spankin' brand new PR57 >take aim >hit 20/20 shots with a tight grouping >bullets all bounce off of chud's homemade 3D printed plates >reach into pocket for clips to reload >all the rounds have pinged off the clip >pull out a handfull of loose bullets >pitifully throw them at chud >chud laughs at me and starts walking over >slips on the pre lubricated 5.7mm casings >head hits desk and he bleeds out >praised as a hero for saving the school

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And the snake eats its own tail. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>80126336 # >They hate men 01/21/25(Tue)18:46:45 No.80130268 >They see these "Toxic Traits" as manly >Masculine is also a synonym of strong >There is a cultural mindset of man strong woman weak >They don't want to be weak >They want to be strong >They adopt "Masculine traits" as they see them to become "strong" >They pick up these toxic masculine traits that they hate because they want to be strong >They reject their "weak femininity" for a "Strong masculinity" >And they inadvertently become the same type of "toxic masculinity that they hate, but through the eyes of a misandrist woman.
Anonymous >>80126336 # >They hate men 01/21/25(Tue)18:46:45 No.80130268 >They see these "Toxic Traits" as manly >Masculine is also a synonym of strong >There is a cultural mindset of man strong woman weak >They don't want to be weak >They want to be strong >They adopt "Masculine traits" as they see them to become "strong" >They pick up these toxic masculine traits that they hate because they want to be strong >They reject their "weak femininity" for a "Strong masculinity" >And they inadvertently become the same type of "toxic masculinity that they hate, but through the eyes of a misandrist woman.

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Anon is rich | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: r/AaSAmn) 26 KB JPG 01/21/25(Tue)22:04:36 No.21957688 >Hack game so I have essentially infinite money >There's a person out there with more money then that
Anonymous (ID: r/AaSAmn) 26 KB JPG 01/21/25(Tue)22:04:36 No.21957688 >Hack game so I have essentially infinite money >There's a person out there with more money then that

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Elon bought an antisemitism pass | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)14:59:15 No.930300315 >>930302691 >>930297979 >ADL: that little green pepe the frog is anti semitic >also the ADL: that nazi salute that the world's richest man did twice on TV isn't a nazi salute. Y'all need to take a breath, no cap, on god fr fr
Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)14:59:15 No.930300315 >>930302691 >>930297979 >ADL: that little green pepe the frog is anti semitic >also the ADL: that nazi salute that the world's richest man did twice on TV isn't a nazi salute. Y'all need to take a breath, no cap, on god fr fr

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Choose your site, lads | /r/Greentext

File: fu.jpg (464 KB, 1080x1074) >>103966250 Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)11:56:31 No.103966127 I actually WANT Tik Tok to be shut off! Why isn't it happening? Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)12:18:11 No. 103966250 >>103966127 (OP) Imagine caring about tiktok. based cat
File: fu.jpg (464 KB, 1080x1074) >>103966250 Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)11:56:31 No.103966127 I actually WANT Tik Tok to be shut off! Why isn't it happening? Anonymous 01/20/25(Mon)12:18:11 No. 103966250 >>103966127 (OP) Imagine caring about tiktok. based cat

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World War Cheese | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous What was the incident at your (...) 10 Singles H 200g 32 KB PNG Settings Mobile Home 01/21/25(Tue)11:59:06 No.80125315 III start; The legend of the Cheese Bandit >Be me, year 11 >Class of 2016 >A cheese single would appear in random places every now and then >You'd open the bathroom door and there would be a cheese single there >Nobody thought much of it until it started happening more frequently >There was a cheese story nearly every day >In the bathroom >On the ceiling >Often under the tables >Text books with "you've been cheesed" written next to it >Some were chucked onto a skylight >Windshields in the car park >The cheesing got so bad that they took all the Behaviourally Disabled children (I was one of them) into a room and searched all our bags >The originally suspected me for it, but the worst thing I do is write the N word (N-----) in the bathroom stalls >No contraband found other than vapes and a csgo knife in a year 7s bag >It was f------ funny he cried when they told him the police were coming >Kek >The cheesing continued for weeks >The faculty, desperate to find this bandit performed a search of all our bags in the sports hall before lunch, looking for f------ cheese this time >No cheese, just drugs and weapons. >Later that lunch time, three unopened 10-packs of cheese singles was found in the year 11 locker area, on a chair underneath a table. >World war cheese >Cheese flying everywhere >On the roof >Second floor windows >Doors >Janitors BTFO >The faculty, in a blind fit of seethe called year 11 for assembly >They knew it was one of us >The head teacher told us her plan to catch the bandit >They were going to call every supermarket in town and ask them to flag any teenagers buying a suspicious amount of cheese singles >They even put up a facebook post asking the local Karen brigade for help >To much of their effort, the cheesing wouldnt stop it only got worse. They never found the cheese bandit, he orders his cheese online, information of which cannot be disclosed due to GDPR regulations that the cheese bandit learned about in cyber safety week. Yeah, it was me.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous What was the incident at your (...) 10 Singles H 200g 32 KB PNG Settings Mobile Home 01/21/25(Tue)11:59:06 No.80125315 III start; The legend of the Cheese Bandit >Be me, year 11 >Class of 2016 >A cheese single would appear in random places every now and then >You'd open the bathroom door and there would be a cheese single there >Nobody thought much of it until it started happening more frequently >There was a cheese story nearly every day >In the bathroom >On the ceiling >Often under the tables >Text books with "you've been cheesed" written next to it >Some were chucked onto a skylight >Windshields in the car park >The cheesing got so bad that they took all the Behaviourally Disabled children (I was one of them) into a room and searched all our bags >The originally suspected me for it, but the worst thing I do is write the N word (N-----) in the bathroom stalls >No contraband found other than vapes and a csgo knife in a year 7s bag >It was f------ funny he cried when they told him the police were coming >Kek >The cheesing continued for weeks >The faculty, desperate to find this bandit performed a search of all our bags in the sports hall before lunch, looking for f------ cheese this time >No cheese, just drugs and weapons. >Later that lunch time, three unopened 10-packs of cheese singles was found in the year 11 locker area, on a chair underneath a table. >World war cheese >Cheese flying everywhere >On the roof >Second floor windows >Doors >Janitors BTFO >The faculty, in a blind fit of seethe called year 11 for assembly >They knew it was one of us >The head teacher told us her plan to catch the bandit >They were going to call every supermarket in town and ask them to flag any teenagers buying a suspicious amount of cheese singles >They even put up a facebook post asking the local Karen brigade for help >To much of their effort, the cheesing wouldnt stop it only got worse. They never found the cheese bandit, he orders his cheese online, information of which cannot be disclosed due to GDPR regulations that the cheese bandit learned about in cyber safety week. Yeah, it was me.

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Chuds what do you say now | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)06:01:14 No.1375816 > George Bush (2001-2009) 200 pardons > Barack Obama (2009-2017) 1927 pardons > Donald Trump (2017-2021) 237 pardons > Joe Biden (2021-2025) 8064 pardons There's some numbers to put in context the blatant corruption. >>1375817 #
: Anonymous 01/21/25(Tue)06:01:14 No.1375816 > George Bush (2001-2009) 200 pardons > Barack Obama (2009-2017) 1927 pardons > Donald Trump (2017-2021) 237 pardons > Joe Biden (2021-2025) 8064 pardons There's some numbers to put in context the blatant corruption. >>1375817 #

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The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kQ6jBK1R ) 01/20/25(Mon)15:51:10 No.494842672 Barron is actually starting to look like Patrick Bateman. I am so curious about his inner world, what he thinks about all day >>494842672 (OP) # >I wish I was playing minecraft right now >sorry dad, only i get to kiss mom now! >Next time I use fitgirl I should limit the installment to only 2gb of RAM >>494842672 (OP) # >millions of women want to f--- me but im still a virgin
Anonymous (ID: kQ6jBK1R ) 01/20/25(Mon)15:51:10 No.494842672 Barron is actually starting to look like Patrick Bateman. I am so curious about his inner world, what he thinks about all day >>494842672 (OP) # >I wish I was playing minecraft right now >sorry dad, only i get to kiss mom now! >Next time I use fitgirl I should limit the installment to only 2gb of RAM >>494842672 (OP) # >millions of women want to f--- me but im still a virgin

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Anon “cheats” in a high school test | /r/Greentext

142 KB PNG >be me, high school >Don't know s--- in class >Decide to download an app to cheat >The app takes me to a YouTube channel where a guy tells me answers and explains how to do the problem so I can pass the tests >I use this to get through high school Did anyone else cheat like this? Anonymous 08/24/22(Wed)11:24:42 No.884460867 >>884460822 (OP) # W-- are you on about? : Anonymous 08/24/22(Wed)11:24:50 No.884460873 You literally just learned.. with extra steps
142 KB PNG >be me, high school >Don't know s--- in class >Decide to download an app to cheat >The app takes me to a YouTube channel where a guy tells me answers and explains how to do the problem so I can pass the tests >I use this to get through high school Did anyone else cheat like this? Anonymous 08/24/22(Wed)11:24:42 No.884460867 >>884460822 (OP) # W-- are you on about? : Anonymous 08/24/22(Wed)11:24:50 No.884460873 You literally just learned.. with extra steps

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Anon doesn't like the new Bing Bing Wahoo machine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous GameSpot⭑ @GameSpot 01/16/25(Thu)13:13:05 No.700387303 Nintendo Switch 2's Reveal Feels Cold And Lifeless Compared To Original Switch Nintendo Switch 2's Reveal Feels Cold And Lifeless Compared To Original Switch From gamespot.com it's f------ over file.png 175 KB PNG Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)13:14:31 No.700387429 >REEEE JUST F------ REVEAL IT ALREADY >h-------- here you f------ >W-- ITS LITERALLY A SWITCH 2 what the f--- were you expecting >>700387532 # >>700387584 # >>700387693 # >>700388572 # >>700388982 # >>700390106 # >>700390754 # >>700392852 # >>700393239 # >>700393260 # >>700393708 # >>700393913 #
Anonymous GameSpot⭑ @GameSpot 01/16/25(Thu)13:13:05 No.700387303 Nintendo Switch 2's Reveal Feels Cold And Lifeless Compared To Original Switch Nintendo Switch 2's Reveal Feels Cold And Lifeless Compared To Original Switch From gamespot.com it's f------ over file.png 175 KB PNG Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)13:14:31 No.700387429 >REEEE JUST F------ REVEAL IT ALREADY >h-------- here you f------ >W-- ITS LITERALLY A SWITCH 2 what the f--- were you expecting >>700387532 # >>700387584 # >>700387693 # >>700388572 # >>700388982 # >>700390106 # >>700390754 # >>700392852 # >>700393239 # >>700393260 # >>700393708 # >>700393913 #

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Anon fails to remember existence of HR | /r/Greentext

How to ask out girl at work Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 18:13:53 No. 79501197 >like this girl at work but never really talked to her because she works in another department >want to ask her out what are the steps to ask her out?
How to ask out girl at work Anonymous Tue 19 Nov 2024 18:13:53 No. 79501197 >like this girl at work but never really talked to her because she works in another department >want to ask her out what are the steps to ask her out?

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