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Anonymous 7 KB JPG 06/27/18 (Wed)00:08:13 No.46392003 Just gonna share a story about how I realised that Chad is not my enemy, and that he in fact is everything I could ever want to be. >many years ago >meet Chad playing dayz, we were both young >talk to him throughout many years, he considers me a very good friend for some reason >we talk about we're doing, play games once in a while, he's busy but when he's online he always messages me and asks me to play stuff with him >this is good for me because i'm f------ lonely, have hardly any friends, but Chad is always there >he invites me to visit him, he lives in another Western Euro country >I have no money because NEET, tell him I can't, he says he will pay for me >buys me a ticket, says I can stay over his place, it's a really nice place, Chad has a great job in some IT company >l visit him, he takes me to parties, never leaves my side, gives me talks on how I should behave >introduces me to his friends, tries his best to get me to interact with them, talks about me to his friends and makes me sound a lot more interesting than I am >takes me to some clubs where he's well known, tells me things like I should just enjoy myself and not be nervous, actually gets me to dance one night >I have a few breakdowns when we're outside doing stuff, in my mind I can't do this, all the self hate makes me completely shut down sometimes >Chad takes me out and talks me through it, som start having fun being around normies, Chad never leaves my side : Anonymous 06/27/18(Wed)00:12:34 No.4639206 >he's always chatting up girls, they're approaching him like it's a common thing for him, instead of trying to score with them he instead gets them to talk to me >spilling spaghetti hard, but know that Chat is there and he is, always see that he's right there if I shut down, constantly walks up to me and asks how I'm doing, if everything is ok >at the same time he's always giving me space to talk to new people, constantly introducing me and trying to get me to be more social, he's actually succeeding because I DO talk to people there >even manage to chat some s100t up, no idea how but she seems interested in me, we're both laughing and having a generally good time >Chad senses this and tells me to take her to his place, he will stay out and will sleep at his buddies place >completely fail and lose my boner when I'm with her, tell Chad about it and he laughs and says that it's no big deal, says the same thing happened to him >can tell that he knows that I'm a virgo but he never mocks me >spend a month with him, eventually do end up losing my virginity with another girl he introduced me to fast forward to now, this was around a month ago >he's giving me tips on how to make cheap but meretricious meals >send him pics of what I made, he is actually proud for some reason >realise he's my father figure, he's the best person ever met >is trying to convince me to go to the gym >wants me to visit him again and take me fishing at his cabin Sure there are good and bad Chad's, but this guy and his friends are the best people I have ever met. I don't know why he decided to try and "fix" me but for some reason he did and I am so incredibly thankful.
Anonymous 7 KB JPG 06/27/18 (Wed)00:08:13 No.46392003 Just gonna share a story about how I realised that Chad is not my enemy, and that he in fact is everything I could ever want to be. >many years ago >meet Chad playing dayz, we were both young >talk to him throughout many years, he considers me a very good friend for some reason >we talk about we're doing, play games once in a while, he's busy but when he's online he always messages me and asks me to play stuff with him >this is good for me because i'm f------ lonely, have hardly any friends, but Chad is always there >he invites me to visit him, he lives in another Western Euro country >I have no money because NEET, tell him I can't, he says he will pay for me >buys me a ticket, says I can stay over his place, it's a really nice place, Chad has a great job in some IT company >l visit him, he takes me to parties, never leaves my side, gives me talks on how I should behave >introduces me to his friends, tries his best to get me to interact with them, talks about me to his friends and makes me sound a lot more interesting than I am >takes me to some clubs where he's well known, tells me things like I should just enjoy myself and not be nervous, actually gets me to dance one night >I have a few breakdowns when we're outside doing stuff, in my mind I can't do this, all the self hate makes me completely shut down sometimes >Chad takes me out and talks me through it, som start having fun being around normies, Chad never leaves my side : Anonymous 06/27/18(Wed)00:12:34 No.4639206 >he's always chatting up girls, they're approaching him like it's a common thing for him, instead of trying to score with them he instead gets them to talk to me >spilling spaghetti hard, but know that Chat is there and he is, always see that he's right there if I shut down, constantly walks up to me and asks how I'm doing, if everything is ok >at the same time he's always giving me space to talk to new people, constantly introducing me and trying to get me to be more social, he's actually succeeding because I DO talk to people there >even manage to chat some s100t up, no idea how but she seems interested in me, we're both laughing and having a generally good time >Chad senses this and tells me to take her to his place, he will stay out and will sleep at his buddies place >completely fail and lose my boner when I'm with her, tell Chad about it and he laughs and says that it's no big deal, says the same thing happened to him >can tell that he knows that I'm a virgo but he never mocks me >spend a month with him, eventually do end up losing my virginity with another girl he introduced me to fast forward to now, this was around a month ago >he's giving me tips on how to make cheap but meretricious meals >send him pics of what I made, he is actually proud for some reason >realise he's my father figure, he's the best person ever met >is trying to convince me to go to the gym >wants me to visit him again and take me fishing at his cabin Sure there are good and bad Chad's, but this guy and his friends are the best people I have ever met. I don't know why he decided to try and "fix" me but for some reason he did and I am so incredibly thankful.

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O Greta Thunberg is why I lift Anonymous 01/31/23(Tue)20:39:39 No.69796206 >>69796224 >>69796229 Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a c--------. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her c-------- and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Mexico" I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
O Greta Thunberg is why I lift Anonymous 01/31/23(Tue)20:39:39 No.69796206 >>69796224 >>69796229 Greta Thunberg is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the UN climate summit after party. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her on CNN She laughs. I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Greta Thunberg? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a c--------. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her c-------- and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't a climate change activist?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Mexico" I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Mexico?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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Anon has mastered body and mind. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/30/21(Thu)02:10:51 No.65577668 >late at night >craving a Wendy's burger >not even hungry, I know I'll only take a few bites and throw the rest away >I like the idea of eating a Wendy's burger, but not so much the reality of paying for something I won't eat >decide to just picture the burger instead >vividly picture platonic form of Wendy's burger >it's perfect, they can't possibly f--- up the order because it's in my mind >imagine eating the burger bite by bite >I finish 345 KB GIF >feel better, no more craving What the f--- is wrong with me
Anonymous 09/30/21(Thu)02:10:51 No.65577668 >late at night >craving a Wendy's burger >not even hungry, I know I'll only take a few bites and throw the rest away >I like the idea of eating a Wendy's burger, but not so much the reality of paying for something I won't eat >decide to just picture the burger instead >vividly picture platonic form of Wendy's burger >it's perfect, they can't possibly f--- up the order because it's in my mind >imagine eating the burger bite by bite >I finish 345 KB GIF >feel better, no more craving What the f--- is wrong with me

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Anon relives a childhood trauma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous teacher trauma thread 48 KB JPG 01/31/23(Tue) 20:57:32 No.72046762 or any other adult who had authority over you as a kid and did/said something which still f---- you up to this day, no matter how stupid it was >be me, grade 2 >total asskiss teacher's pet type >always the "good girl" example >hated attention so hated that but that's another talk >christmas holiday coming up! >grandparents are gonna take me to see the nutcracker! >never get to hang out with them! >so excited! >won't shut up about it for like three weeks leading up to it >last day of school before holiday break >show is gonna be that night >do something stupid in class and teacher gets big mad >takes away my markers as "punishment" (doodled all the time, "art kid") >fullblowntantrum.wav >not used to being the "bad kid" >no idea how to handle this kind of attention >"Kids who behave like you don't deserve to go to a nice show with their grandparents!" Still think about that to this day. That teacher was really nice to me before/after that. Have always been told how mild-mannered and well-behaved I was but still convinced that was my one "mask-slip" moment and the only time an adult actually saw/told the truth about me, and that the truth is I'm an absolute p------------ who doesn't deserve anything good.
: Anonymous teacher trauma thread 48 KB JPG 01/31/23(Tue) 20:57:32 No.72046762 or any other adult who had authority over you as a kid and did/said something which still f---- you up to this day, no matter how stupid it was >be me, grade 2 >total asskiss teacher's pet type >always the "good girl" example >hated attention so hated that but that's another talk >christmas holiday coming up! >grandparents are gonna take me to see the nutcracker! >never get to hang out with them! >so excited! >won't shut up about it for like three weeks leading up to it >last day of school before holiday break >show is gonna be that night >do something stupid in class and teacher gets big mad >takes away my markers as "punishment" (doodled all the time, "art kid") >fullblowntantrum.wav >not used to being the "bad kid" >no idea how to handle this kind of attention >"Kids who behave like you don't deserve to go to a nice show with their grandparents!" Still think about that to this day. That teacher was really nice to me before/after that. Have always been told how mild-mannered and well-behaved I was but still convinced that was my one "mask-slip" moment and the only time an adult actually saw/told the truth about me, and that the truth is I'm an absolute p------------ who doesn't deserve anything good.

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Harry Potter and the Coomlet of Fire | /r/Greentext

What would be different in Harry Potter if Draco was a girl named Davina? Anonymous 02/01/23(Wed)16:38:06 No.180027190 ► >got a stiffy, Potter? >:3 >you wish!
What would be different in Harry Potter if Draco was a girl named Davina? Anonymous 02/01/23(Wed)16:38:06 No.180027190 ► >got a stiffy, Potter? >:3 >you wish!

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Anon tries to be a funny man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How to get a personality 52 KB JPG >be me, 17 >couple years ago before I found r/greentext and eventually this website I used to be a funny guy and actually was fun to hang around >now I just think about the dreadful future we're headed into, recession, housing, the college debt I'll hold for years, etc. 02/01/23(Wed)18:39:09 No.893639282 Guys I've realised that scrolling on here for too long has genuinely eroded my personality and radicalised me, is there anyway I can stop and become a normie again? >biggest problem isn't talking to women or "pulling" women, it's getting them to stay >last week I went on a date with a Stacy and started talking about how I say the n word not because I'm racist but because it's a political tool the jews use to divide the working class and I'm fighting against it >she made up an excuse and left halfway >w-- do I do bros I miss the younger me if I still had his personality I'd be able to make a girl smile and giggle Anonymous : Anonymous 25 KB JPG 02/01/23(Wed)18:40:45 No.893639312 02/01/23(Wed)18:41:53 No.893639342 >>893639282 (OP) # >the jooz
Anonymous How to get a personality 52 KB JPG >be me, 17 >couple years ago before I found r/greentext and eventually this website I used to be a funny guy and actually was fun to hang around >now I just think about the dreadful future we're headed into, recession, housing, the college debt I'll hold for years, etc. 02/01/23(Wed)18:39:09 No.893639282 Guys I've realised that scrolling on here for too long has genuinely eroded my personality and radicalised me, is there anyway I can stop and become a normie again? >biggest problem isn't talking to women or "pulling" women, it's getting them to stay >last week I went on a date with a Stacy and started talking about how I say the n word not because I'm racist but because it's a political tool the jews use to divide the working class and I'm fighting against it >she made up an excuse and left halfway >w-- do I do bros I miss the younger me if I still had his personality I'd be able to make a girl smile and giggle Anonymous : Anonymous 25 KB JPG 02/01/23(Wed)18:40:45 No.893639312 02/01/23(Wed)18:41:53 No.893639342 >>893639282 (OP) # >the jooz

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Anon has never had banging of pussy | /r/Greentext

#90, No. 893633181 6 hours ago Please excuse of English 7 years from go my mom was single lady because of death. I was 16 years and never had banging of p----. >she says to me, hishdi, when I look at peen is good to put in . >I said, yes we do inside. >when banging of p---- she also make yershkuh on face. >is hot to p---- >I did for 5 years. >s--- was cash af
#90, No. 893633181 6 hours ago Please excuse of English 7 years from go my mom was single lady because of death. I was 16 years and never had banging of p----. >she says to me, hishdi, when I look at peen is good to put in . >I said, yes we do inside. >when banging of p---- she also make yershkuh on face. >is hot to p---- >I did for 5 years. >s--- was cash af

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anon unvirgins himself | /r/Greentext

: me 28 KB JPG : Anonymous : Anonymous proud of you >she's technically my wife now in my head >later virgins : Anonymous : me 02/01/23(Wed)14:59:45 No.893637891 >be me >never left my room for two weeks >finally get board >decide to look through the window >see a woman walking down the street >it's love at first sight >have a fantasy of her and me getting married >>893637891 (OP) # >bump 02/01/23(Wed)15:34:39 No.893638563 02/01/23(Wed)15:45:17 No.893638746 02/01/23(Wed)15:48:09 No.893638799 02/01/23(Wed)16:29:41 No.893639691 02/01/23(Wed)16:55:19 No.893640268 : Anonymous >>893637891 (OP) # Add me in the screenshot redditfags
: me 28 KB JPG : Anonymous : Anonymous proud of you >she's technically my wife now in my head >later virgins : Anonymous : me 02/01/23(Wed)14:59:45 No.893637891 >be me >never left my room for two weeks >finally get board >decide to look through the window >see a woman walking down the street >it's love at first sight >have a fantasy of her and me getting married >>893637891 (OP) # >bump 02/01/23(Wed)15:34:39 No.893638563 02/01/23(Wed)15:45:17 No.893638746 02/01/23(Wed)15:48:09 No.893638799 02/01/23(Wed)16:29:41 No.893639691 02/01/23(Wed)16:55:19 No.893640268 : Anonymous >>893637891 (OP) # Add me in the screenshot redditfags

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i see a white dick and i want it painted black | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous | 02/01/23(Wed)12:53:38 No.893634606 1604167495335s.jpg 10 KB JPG SKRITCH SKRYTE SKR >be 15 >friends dad is teacher >be with friend rifling around in his attic >find box full of photos >one of the photos is his dad (pe teacher), the history teacher, and the janitor all standing side by side and arm in arm >all smiling >notice janitor is completely naked >brain slowly trying to comprehend what i'm looking at >his d--- is covered in paint (you can see an open bucket of paint in the bottom of the picture) >stop looking at pictures >go down stiars >never bring it up again >the worst part is i'll never know why
: Anonymous | 02/01/23(Wed)12:53:38 No.893634606 1604167495335s.jpg 10 KB JPG SKRITCH SKRYTE SKR >be 15 >friends dad is teacher >be with friend rifling around in his attic >find box full of photos >one of the photos is his dad (pe teacher), the history teacher, and the janitor all standing side by side and arm in arm >all smiling >notice janitor is completely naked >brain slowly trying to comprehend what i'm looking at >his d--- is covered in paint (you can see an open bucket of paint in the bottom of the picture) >stop looking at pictures >go down stiars >never bring it up again >the worst part is i'll never know why

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anon profits off a mans death | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 42 KB JPG death 3 Replies 02/01/23(Wed)16:25:40 No.72048961 >Have youtube channel >Make shitpost video about youtuber >He Kills himself >Video skyrockets in views gets to about 25k >Tfw I'm literally profiting of a man's View Thread
Anonymous 42 KB JPG death 3 Replies 02/01/23(Wed)16:25:40 No.72048961 >Have youtube channel >Make shitpost video about youtuber >He Kills himself >Video skyrockets in views gets to about 25k >Tfw I'm literally profiting of a man's View Thread

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Anon learns girls can fart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 01/31/23(Tue)04:29:56 No.28241668 She farted. So basically we have been together over 5 months and last night she stayed. She had never spent the entire night. I usually send her home after cooming in an Uber. But yesterday i was like "sensitive" if that makes sense, i felt the need for cuddles. You know the thought guy act gets to tire. In any case she fell sleep and she farted. 2 times. Loud farts. And they were stinky. It was gross. I feel like i lost my lust for her. I never saw a girlfriend farting before. Of course seeing my mom or my sister's is one thing but a partner is different. Will the disgust eventually go away? This morning i her without make up and suddenly i no longer felt she was making me a favor by dating me. She is as human as a normal ugly girl.
: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 01/31/23(Tue)04:29:56 No.28241668 She farted. So basically we have been together over 5 months and last night she stayed. She had never spent the entire night. I usually send her home after cooming in an Uber. But yesterday i was like "sensitive" if that makes sense, i felt the need for cuddles. You know the thought guy act gets to tire. In any case she fell sleep and she farted. 2 times. Loud farts. And they were stinky. It was gross. I feel like i lost my lust for her. I never saw a girlfriend farting before. Of course seeing my mom or my sister's is one thing but a partner is different. Will the disgust eventually go away? This morning i her without make up and suddenly i no longer felt she was making me a favor by dating me. She is as human as a normal ugly girl.

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Unreal anonymous | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 02/24/22(Thu)23:45:56 No.67565999 >coffee grinder breaks >too poor to buy new one >have to grind coffee by hand with mortar and pestle >takes longer and have to actually use a bit of strength (not a lot obviously but you get the point) >it annoys me at first >wait its actually kind of relaxing >it's nice to work with my hands a bit >feel more fulfilled and appreciate my morning cup of joe a hell of a lot more >weirdly feel more human
: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 02/24/22(Thu)23:45:56 No.67565999 >coffee grinder breaks >too poor to buy new one >have to grind coffee by hand with mortar and pestle >takes longer and have to actually use a bit of strength (not a lot obviously but you get the point) >it annoys me at first >wait its actually kind of relaxing >it's nice to work with my hands a bit >feel more fulfilled and appreciate my morning cup of joe a hell of a lot more >weirdly feel more human

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Anon buys Mad Max | /r/Greentext

File: IMAG0093.jpg (3.47 MB, 3024x5376) MA MAX Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:12:59 No.60542803 >>60542835 >>60542839 >>60542951 >>60543285 >>60543617 >>60543656 >>60542742 (OP) >that goblin hand What the f--- man Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:13:17 No.60542807 >>60542839 >>60542951 no one wants to comment on his thumb/hand? like what the f--- you ogre m------------ wut Fury Road Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:10:29 No.60542742 >>60542803 >>60542811 >>6054 >>60543432 >>60543640 >>60543953 >>60544275 >>60544722 >>60544858 >>60545025 >>60545041 >>60545065 Aw yeah, just got back from the cosco to get my copy of fury road. Anyone else picked it up? >>60542800 >>60543184 Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:13:19 No.60542811 ► >>60542942 >>60542742 (OP) with those living situation I wouldn't waste my money on physical media >>Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:13:33 No.60542816260542951 >giant rubber hand >obvious r--- dungeon Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:11:36 No.60542764 File: 1440125082117.gif (1.95 MB, 320x240) shill man please leave >> Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:12:00 No.60542774 ► Shill thread Go back to reddit Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:27:24 No.6054316760543268 File: bush-shock-1.jpg (85 KB, 470x319) av MAL MAX Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:17:10 No.60542916 ► >>60542951 >>60542963 >>60542987 >>60542742 (OP) That carpet is making me even more sick than your ogre hand, my god man, clean up your surroundings! oe Hand >>60542742 (OP) EN >>60542803 WHAT >> Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:19:36 No.60542987 ► >>60542916 There's no carpet, my floor is concrete. Please stop talking about it. >> Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:31:57 No.60543285>>60543355 >>60544858 >>60548702 File: toehand.png (1.15 MB, 800x911) THE F--- > Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:42:46 No.60543573260543600 >>60543652 >>60543692 File: WHAT THE F--- IS THAT THING.jpg (7 KB, 240x240) >>60542742 (OP) WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR THUMB Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:43:12 No.60543582 ▶ File: 1430596314919.jpg (441 KB, 1688x1704) >>60543538 Jesus Christ... Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:43:19 No.60543586260544251 >>60543538 Do the homeowners know you live there? >>60543538 Is... Is that an onion in a cage? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:41:11 No.605435386054357360543582 >>60543586 >>60543636 >>6054364260544281 >>6054543960545577 >>60545594 >>60545951 >>60546812>>60549189 File: IMAG0096.jpg (3.17 MB, 3024x5376) >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:53:30 No.60543868 ▶ >>60543918 >>60543817 are you trying to consume your laptops or something? Anonymous I watching movies on the laptop on the right to the one on the left has a broken screen from where I dropped it. Is a lot of clutter but I've been digging out the basement to expand it. Does not look like much but it's comfy >> Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:56:29 No.60543955 ► >>60543995 >>60543918 ehm waht >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:57:52 No.60543996 >>>60544062 >>60543918 >the people upstairs your owners? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:52:01 No.60543817 ▶ >>60543854 >>60543868 >>60543915 >>60545951 >>60549189 File: IMAG0097.jpg (3.3 MB, 3024x5376) OP confirmed for Hugo. >>60544168 What's your opinion of onions and/or swamps? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:37:10 No.60546812 ► Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:31:59 No.60545003 >>60545109 >>60544864 Do you have to s--- in there? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:14:22 No.60542837>>60542951 File: 1434807087835.jpg (20 KB, 150x200) WHAT >that hand >>60544168 >topic at hand >>60543538 DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST AN ONION IN A CAGE >>60544168 >at hand Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:32:25 No.60545025▶>>60545109 >>60545486 File: bart-and-hugo-601x480.jpg (51 KB, 601x480) >>60542742 (OP) Mind posting your entire hand? >>60545003 Im not an animal you a------, I use a bucket >>60545019 Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:05:53 No.60544242 ► >>60544313 File: andre-villas-boas-liverpool.jpg (35 KB, 600x428) VIETNAM HAR > Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:14:44 No.60542848 Are you an ogre? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:07:16 No.60544286 ► >>60544313 File: 1441003637824.png (196 KB, 314x315) FRESH R Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:45:32 No.60543636 >>60543817 File: 1385257075710.jpg (78 KB, 832x584) >>60544864 >the shelf where I'm allowed to keep things Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:33:39 No.60545058 ► >>60545109 >>60544864 Do they hose you down with urine if you don't keep your things there? Thomas Coo Please stop talking about it. BLU-RAY + DVD >>60543636 Out of the three laptops I used for watching movies the Toshiba is the only one that lasted. This one only stays on for an hour before it does on me Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:57:48 No.60543995 ► >>60544032 >>60543955 its why i have so many, I cant afford to even buy used laptops you know. this movie was $20 but i really like it and it was worth it for me Weird right? A lot of the new releases at the store had them >>60545025 Im not posting any more of me >>60545058 Nobody hoses me down with anything god LALTRAVIOLETE Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:55:15 No.60543918 ▶ >>60543955 >>60543996 >>60543868 I keep dropping them or they just break out of nowhere or something. Everytime the people upstairs get a new one they let me have the old ones to watch movies on Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:00:16 No.60544062 ▶► >>60544100 >>60543996 I can't pronounce their names (pollacks) and like f--- im going to type it out. >>60544032 i just told you why they gave me their old laptops. to watch movies on. im glad that the blu rays still come with the DVD copies as an aside >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:41:50 No.60545306 >>60545430 >>60545149 Do your polish owners treat u well? Do they feed u sausage? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:14:27 No.60542839 ► >>60543040 >>60542803 >>60542807 There's nothing wrong with my hands stop talking about them. Лое MAL MAX DO File: IMG_20150829_14291666080.jpg (52 KB, 680x382) hey op whtas your favoirite Mad Max movie? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:58:53 No.60544032 ► >>60544062 >>60543995 no but explain why you're living under someones house, and why do they give you laptops? is it the troll toll? /01/15(Tue)17:28:43 No.60544920 >>60545014 Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:03:49 No.60544168 ►>>60544187 >>60544223 >>60544242 >>60544262 >>60544286 >>60544100 Can we please get back to the original topic at hand? i dont feel comfortabel talking about myself Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:01:32 No.60544100 ▶ >>60544168 >>60544062 No but what do they get out of it? Do you give them money or something? I don't understand why they're just giving you laptops. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:12:51 No.60544454 ► >>60544550 >>60544568 >>60544606 >>60544675 >>60544421 i'm interested cause im Polish myself what country u from? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:05:24 No.60544223 ► >>60544313 >>60544168 If this is true, just leave this thread buddy, people are only here to have fun and currently it is happening at your expense. >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:04:30 No.60544187 ► >>60544313 Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:33:05 No.60545041 ► >>60545149 >>60542742 (OP) Jesus christ OP are you a fckin cave troll? The f--- is wrong with your hand? DIGITAL 6328 99 >>60544684 Fine. Here is the shelf where I'm allowed to keep things. Lucky all these movies come with dvd copies Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:00:08 No.60545814 ► >>60545792 dude what the f--- not retarded. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:26:45 No.60544864 ▶ >>60545003 >>60545025 >>60545027 >>60545058 >>60545335 >>60545951 >>60549189 File: IMAG0098.jpg (3.23 MB, 3024x5376) Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:00:33 No.60545828 >>60545201 >>60545792 are you using a f------ spoon as a shovel? Hand >>60545792 This is absolute b-------. >>60543538 >Toshiba laptop MEL SIDSON MAD MAX Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:03:10 No.60545903 ▶ >>60546201 >>60545792 Did you check where the foundations and pipes are built first? There's no way you 1/10 for making me reply. y THE FILM THAT STARTED IT ALL >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:16:14 No.60546273 File: 1367342991977.gif (953 KB, 245x200) VIOLEMAAN HOTAR Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:17:32 No.60544606 ▶ >>60544670 >>60544454 Nowhere special. The pollacks are from Warsaw I know as much. >>60543132 Is the quality good? I might as well download it too since im not using the ultraviolet service in case the pollacks want to watch it too sometime. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:45:52 No.60545430 >>60545463 >>60545472 >>60545498>>60545509>>60545528 >>60545529 >>60545951 >>60549189 File: IMAG0099.jpg (2.96 MB, 3024x5376) >>60546201 >they heard me digging. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:00:46 No.60545835 ► >>60546067 >> OIRapeyFace IKkdFnjR216 09/01/15(Tue)16:55:14 No.60543915 ► >>60543817 >that random toy car on the desk Oh my god I haven't laughed this hard >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:21:44 No.60543040 File: 1401756284962.jpg (46 KB, 691x624) bottle >ogre hand whatthefuck >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:21:53 No.60543044 >>60543117 File: 1424191171991.jpg (48 KB, 253x317) >>60542742 (OP) Is the nail painted? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:22:14 No.60543055 ▶ File: 905295392085134914.gif (1.73 MB, 320x240) FREK >posts on /tv/ Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:38:11 No.60543458 ► File:LOL TEARS.jpg (49 KB, 331x319) Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:35:19 No.60545109 ► >>60545145 >>60545176 >>60545198 >>60545247>>>> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:38:33 No.60545198 ► >>60545218 File: Car.jpg (29 KB, 400x521) Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:18:14 No.60544631 File: 1343557433065.jpg (15 KB, 252x300) Good thread Would read again under someone's house >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:52:05 No.60545594 >>60543538 Why there an onion hanging in a cage? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:09:12 No.60546067 ► >>60546135 >>60546162 >>60545835 I use a voice to text speech instead a wish my cellphone the keyboard it's really use over a year, thank you OP. Oh yeah that should be pretty okay I mean I don't pay that much for rent and they give me their used electronics why I have so many laptops and this phone that I'm using Also how many times do I have to reiterate that they are not my owners >>60545285 The big shelves belong to the P------, he's an old bastard who fought in World War 2 and he keeps a lot of memorabilia and stuff from that era inside. Sometimes I go out and I find stuff around in yard sales and I bring it back and he likes that >>60545306 >op is literally an ogre that lives in a dungeon Im not an animal you a------, I use a bucket Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:41:14 No.6054528560545430 >>60545176 If you look at his shelf you can see a glass coca cola bottle, I'm not entirely sure but I think most first world countries use plastic and a lot of third world countries use glass. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:08:02 No.60544313 ► >>60544365 >>60544370 >>60544187 the first two shrek movies were okay but after that the series wasnt enterainting anymore >>60544223 i should be andle to deal with it by now but sometimes it still hurts speially when im trying to talk about a movie i bought and really like >>60544242 >>60544262 >>60544286 yuuo people are literally the worst, thats a very omcommon phrase >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:06:32 No.60544262 ► >>60544313 File: AYYYYYY.gif (1.61 MB, 500x352) Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:33:52 No.60545065 ► >>60545149 >>60542742 (OP) >stubby ogre hands >>60544168 >at hand File: 1297978713716.png (136 KB, 428x510) 2260545100 >luse a bucket Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:59:22 No.60545792 >>60545814 >>60545825 >>60545828 >>60545835 >>60545841 >>60545879 >>60545903 >>60545951 >>60545997 >>60548585 >>60549189 File:IMAG0101.jpg (2.9 MB, 3024x5376) >>60542742 (OP) >Those cumrags >That dirty underwear >Fungus wall and carpet >Empty alcohol >>60542839 There's everything wrong with your hands, but now you're just begging for attention. I mean that thumb is pretty big Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:09:38 No.60544365 >>60544421 >>60544313 how are your owners Pollacks? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:36:43 No.60545149 >>60545176 >>60545284>>60545306 >>60545041 >>60545065 I'm ot a troll It just sort of looks like I live like one sit down there watching movies on that s----- toshiba laptop. And them f------ fingers? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:10:02 No.60544370 ► >>60544401 >>60544421 >>60544313 It seems like you're having trouble typing properly. I wonder why >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:11:53 No.60544421 ► >>60544454 >>60544365 also I'm expanding the basement a little bit on my own accord, it just kind of cramped down there so I'm in the process of digging it out I'm giving myself another room to put stuff in hopefully I'll even get a real TV soon instead of having to use laptops Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:20:18 No.60544684>>60544864 Post more of basement Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:02:02 No.60545879 ► >>60546125 >>60546201 >>60545792 Do you have an expansion or alterations clause in your lease agreement? If not you better negotiate first otherwise there may be trouble bro Ugh They arent my owners i pay them some rent They're pollacks because they come from pole land >>60544370 I switched to keyboard instead of using the voice to text which is why okay. >>60545109 >Im not an animal you a------, I use a bucket Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:48:20 No.60545498 ▶ File: 1420706787821.jpg (26 KB, 409x366) >>60545430 >hand grenades Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:13:44 No.60546201 ► >>60546273 >>60545828 i use a shovel to shovel, im not clawing out the dirt. The spoon is what I eat with and the journal is just for when i feel like writing down my thoughts on things. >>60545879 They said it was ok upstairs after they heard me digging. >>60545903 Of course i am >>60545335 it just keeps getting better and better Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:32:12 No.60545014 ► >>60544920 Road Warror (a------) >>OIRapeyFace IKkdFnjR216 09/01/15 (Tue)17:48:42 No.60545506 >>> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:11:42 No.60546148▶>>60546161 CHARLIZE MAL MAX >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:12:14 No.60546161 ► >>60546148 You need to start believing in ogre stories, anon. You're in one. BLU-RAY DVD DIGITAL WONERS FRESH DIGITAL HO Well the troll had his fun, now stop pretending you all think this is real. >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:54:17 No.60545662 ► File: 1439516488190.jpg (104 KB, 740x740) >this thread >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:55:06 No.60545683 ► File: IMG_06082015_220450.png (394 KB, 900x635) >>60542742 (OP) 99 MAL 7UP Why do you live in a r--- dungeon? How many distressed damsels are you hiding down there?! Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:55:40 No.60545693 >>60542742 (OP) F---'s sake, I can't remember the last time a thread made me laugh this hard. of typing on the keyboards it's really useful with my cell phone they gave me an htc one to use they are really really nice people I use the voice to text speech instead of typing on they gave me an h_t_c one to use they are really really nice polishle a lot of times the whole household goes out to see movies together
File: IMAG0093.jpg (3.47 MB, 3024x5376) MA MAX Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:12:59 No.60542803 >>60542835 >>60542839 >>60542951 >>60543285 >>60543617 >>60543656 >>60542742 (OP) >that goblin hand What the f--- man Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:13:17 No.60542807 >>60542839 >>60542951 no one wants to comment on his thumb/hand? like what the f--- you ogre m------------ wut Fury Road Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:10:29 No.60542742 >>60542803 >>60542811 >>6054 >>60543432 >>60543640 >>60543953 >>60544275 >>60544722 >>60544858 >>60545025 >>60545041 >>60545065 Aw yeah, just got back from the cosco to get my copy of fury road. Anyone else picked it up? >>60542800 >>60543184 Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:13:19 No.60542811 ► >>60542942 >>60542742 (OP) with those living situation I wouldn't waste my money on physical media >>Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:13:33 No.60542816260542951 >giant rubber hand >obvious r--- dungeon Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:11:36 No.60542764 File: 1440125082117.gif (1.95 MB, 320x240) shill man please leave >> Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:12:00 No.60542774 ► Shill thread Go back to reddit Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:27:24 No.6054316760543268 File: bush-shock-1.jpg (85 KB, 470x319) av MAL MAX Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:17:10 No.60542916 ► >>60542951 >>60542963 >>60542987 >>60542742 (OP) That carpet is making me even more sick than your ogre hand, my god man, clean up your surroundings! oe Hand >>60542742 (OP) EN >>60542803 WHAT >> Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:19:36 No.60542987 ► >>60542916 There's no carpet, my floor is concrete. Please stop talking about it. >> Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:31:57 No.60543285>>60543355 >>60544858 >>60548702 File: toehand.png (1.15 MB, 800x911) THE F--- > Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:42:46 No.60543573260543600 >>60543652 >>60543692 File: WHAT THE F--- IS THAT THING.jpg (7 KB, 240x240) >>60542742 (OP) WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR THUMB Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:43:12 No.60543582 ▶ File: 1430596314919.jpg (441 KB, 1688x1704) >>60543538 Jesus Christ... Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:43:19 No.60543586260544251 >>60543538 Do the homeowners know you live there? >>60543538 Is... Is that an onion in a cage? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:41:11 No.605435386054357360543582 >>60543586 >>60543636 >>6054364260544281 >>6054543960545577 >>60545594 >>60545951 >>60546812>>60549189 File: IMAG0096.jpg (3.17 MB, 3024x5376) >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:53:30 No.60543868 ▶ >>60543918 >>60543817 are you trying to consume your laptops or something? Anonymous I watching movies on the laptop on the right to the one on the left has a broken screen from where I dropped it. Is a lot of clutter but I've been digging out the basement to expand it. Does not look like much but it's comfy >> Anonymous 09/01/15 (Tue)16:56:29 No.60543955 ► >>60543995 >>60543918 ehm waht >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:57:52 No.60543996 >>>60544062 >>60543918 >the people upstairs your owners? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:52:01 No.60543817 ▶ >>60543854 >>60543868 >>60543915 >>60545951 >>60549189 File: IMAG0097.jpg (3.3 MB, 3024x5376) OP confirmed for Hugo. >>60544168 What's your opinion of onions and/or swamps? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:37:10 No.60546812 ► Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:31:59 No.60545003 >>60545109 >>60544864 Do you have to s--- in there? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:14:22 No.60542837>>60542951 File: 1434807087835.jpg (20 KB, 150x200) WHAT >that hand >>60544168 >topic at hand >>60543538 DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST AN ONION IN A CAGE >>60544168 >at hand Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:32:25 No.60545025▶>>60545109 >>60545486 File: bart-and-hugo-601x480.jpg (51 KB, 601x480) >>60542742 (OP) Mind posting your entire hand? >>60545003 Im not an animal you a------, I use a bucket >>60545019 Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:05:53 No.60544242 ► >>60544313 File: andre-villas-boas-liverpool.jpg (35 KB, 600x428) VIETNAM HAR > Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:14:44 No.60542848 Are you an ogre? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:07:16 No.60544286 ► >>60544313 File: 1441003637824.png (196 KB, 314x315) FRESH R Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:45:32 No.60543636 >>60543817 File: 1385257075710.jpg (78 KB, 832x584) >>60544864 >the shelf where I'm allowed to keep things Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:33:39 No.60545058 ► >>60545109 >>60544864 Do they hose you down with urine if you don't keep your things there? Thomas Coo Please stop talking about it. BLU-RAY + DVD >>60543636 Out of the three laptops I used for watching movies the Toshiba is the only one that lasted. This one only stays on for an hour before it does on me Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:57:48 No.60543995 ► >>60544032 >>60543955 its why i have so many, I cant afford to even buy used laptops you know. this movie was $20 but i really like it and it was worth it for me Weird right? A lot of the new releases at the store had them >>60545025 Im not posting any more of me >>60545058 Nobody hoses me down with anything god LALTRAVIOLETE Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:55:15 No.60543918 ▶ >>60543955 >>60543996 >>60543868 I keep dropping them or they just break out of nowhere or something. Everytime the people upstairs get a new one they let me have the old ones to watch movies on Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:00:16 No.60544062 ▶► >>60544100 >>60543996 I can't pronounce their names (pollacks) and like f--- im going to type it out. >>60544032 i just told you why they gave me their old laptops. to watch movies on. im glad that the blu rays still come with the DVD copies as an aside >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:41:50 No.60545306 >>60545430 >>60545149 Do your polish owners treat u well? Do they feed u sausage? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:14:27 No.60542839 ► >>60543040 >>60542803 >>60542807 There's nothing wrong with my hands stop talking about them. Лое MAL MAX DO File: IMG_20150829_14291666080.jpg (52 KB, 680x382) hey op whtas your favoirite Mad Max movie? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:58:53 No.60544032 ► >>60544062 >>60543995 no but explain why you're living under someones house, and why do they give you laptops? is it the troll toll? /01/15(Tue)17:28:43 No.60544920 >>60545014 Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:03:49 No.60544168 ►>>60544187 >>60544223 >>60544242 >>60544262 >>60544286 >>60544100 Can we please get back to the original topic at hand? i dont feel comfortabel talking about myself Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:01:32 No.60544100 ▶ >>60544168 >>60544062 No but what do they get out of it? Do you give them money or something? I don't understand why they're just giving you laptops. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:12:51 No.60544454 ► >>60544550 >>60544568 >>60544606 >>60544675 >>60544421 i'm interested cause im Polish myself what country u from? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:05:24 No.60544223 ► >>60544313 >>60544168 If this is true, just leave this thread buddy, people are only here to have fun and currently it is happening at your expense. >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:04:30 No.60544187 ► >>60544313 Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:33:05 No.60545041 ► >>60545149 >>60542742 (OP) Jesus christ OP are you a fckin cave troll? The f--- is wrong with your hand? DIGITAL 6328 99 >>60544684 Fine. Here is the shelf where I'm allowed to keep things. Lucky all these movies come with dvd copies Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:00:08 No.60545814 ► >>60545792 dude what the f--- not retarded. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:26:45 No.60544864 ▶ >>60545003 >>60545025 >>60545027 >>60545058 >>60545335 >>60545951 >>60549189 File: IMAG0098.jpg (3.23 MB, 3024x5376) Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:00:33 No.60545828 >>60545201 >>60545792 are you using a f------ spoon as a shovel? Hand >>60545792 This is absolute b-------. >>60543538 >Toshiba laptop MEL SIDSON MAD MAX Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:03:10 No.60545903 ▶ >>60546201 >>60545792 Did you check where the foundations and pipes are built first? There's no way you 1/10 for making me reply. y THE FILM THAT STARTED IT ALL >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:16:14 No.60546273 File: 1367342991977.gif (953 KB, 245x200) VIOLEMAAN HOTAR Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:17:32 No.60544606 ▶ >>60544670 >>60544454 Nowhere special. The pollacks are from Warsaw I know as much. >>60543132 Is the quality good? I might as well download it too since im not using the ultraviolet service in case the pollacks want to watch it too sometime. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:45:52 No.60545430 >>60545463 >>60545472 >>60545498>>60545509>>60545528 >>60545529 >>60545951 >>60549189 File: IMAG0099.jpg (2.96 MB, 3024x5376) >>60546201 >they heard me digging. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:00:46 No.60545835 ► >>60546067 >> OIRapeyFace IKkdFnjR216 09/01/15(Tue)16:55:14 No.60543915 ► >>60543817 >that random toy car on the desk Oh my god I haven't laughed this hard >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:21:44 No.60543040 File: 1401756284962.jpg (46 KB, 691x624) bottle >ogre hand whatthefuck >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:21:53 No.60543044 >>60543117 File: 1424191171991.jpg (48 KB, 253x317) >>60542742 (OP) Is the nail painted? >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:22:14 No.60543055 ▶ File: 905295392085134914.gif (1.73 MB, 320x240) FREK >posts on /tv/ Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)16:38:11 No.60543458 ► File:LOL TEARS.jpg (49 KB, 331x319) Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:35:19 No.60545109 ► >>60545145 >>60545176 >>60545198 >>60545247>>>> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:38:33 No.60545198 ► >>60545218 File: Car.jpg (29 KB, 400x521) Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:18:14 No.60544631 File: 1343557433065.jpg (15 KB, 252x300) Good thread Would read again under someone's house >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:52:05 No.60545594 >>60543538 Why there an onion hanging in a cage? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:09:12 No.60546067 ► >>60546135 >>60546162 >>60545835 I use a voice to text speech instead a wish my cellphone the keyboard it's really use over a year, thank you OP. Oh yeah that should be pretty okay I mean I don't pay that much for rent and they give me their used electronics why I have so many laptops and this phone that I'm using Also how many times do I have to reiterate that they are not my owners >>60545285 The big shelves belong to the P------, he's an old bastard who fought in World War 2 and he keeps a lot of memorabilia and stuff from that era inside. Sometimes I go out and I find stuff around in yard sales and I bring it back and he likes that >>60545306 >op is literally an ogre that lives in a dungeon Im not an animal you a------, I use a bucket Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:41:14 No.6054528560545430 >>60545176 If you look at his shelf you can see a glass coca cola bottle, I'm not entirely sure but I think most first world countries use plastic and a lot of third world countries use glass. Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:08:02 No.60544313 ► >>60544365 >>60544370 >>60544187 the first two shrek movies were okay but after that the series wasnt enterainting anymore >>60544223 i should be andle to deal with it by now but sometimes it still hurts speially when im trying to talk about a movie i bought and really like >>60544242 >>60544262 >>60544286 yuuo people are literally the worst, thats a very omcommon phrase >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:06:32 No.60544262 ► >>60544313 File: AYYYYYY.gif (1.61 MB, 500x352) Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:33:52 No.60545065 ► >>60545149 >>60542742 (OP) >stubby ogre hands >>60544168 >at hand File: 1297978713716.png (136 KB, 428x510) 2260545100 >luse a bucket Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:59:22 No.60545792 >>60545814 >>60545825 >>60545828 >>60545835 >>60545841 >>60545879 >>60545903 >>60545951 >>60545997 >>60548585 >>60549189 File:IMAG0101.jpg (2.9 MB, 3024x5376) >>60542742 (OP) >Those cumrags >That dirty underwear >Fungus wall and carpet >Empty alcohol >>60542839 There's everything wrong with your hands, but now you're just begging for attention. I mean that thumb is pretty big Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:09:38 No.60544365 >>60544421 >>60544313 how are your owners Pollacks? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:36:43 No.60545149 >>60545176 >>60545284>>60545306 >>60545041 >>60545065 I'm ot a troll It just sort of looks like I live like one sit down there watching movies on that s----- toshiba laptop. And them f------ fingers? Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:10:02 No.60544370 ► >>60544401 >>60544421 >>60544313 It seems like you're having trouble typing properly. I wonder why >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:11:53 No.60544421 ► >>60544454 >>60544365 also I'm expanding the basement a little bit on my own accord, it just kind of cramped down there so I'm in the process of digging it out I'm giving myself another room to put stuff in hopefully I'll even get a real TV soon instead of having to use laptops Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:20:18 No.60544684>>60544864 Post more of basement Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:02:02 No.60545879 ► >>60546125 >>60546201 >>60545792 Do you have an expansion or alterations clause in your lease agreement? If not you better negotiate first otherwise there may be trouble bro Ugh They arent my owners i pay them some rent They're pollacks because they come from pole land >>60544370 I switched to keyboard instead of using the voice to text which is why okay. >>60545109 >Im not an animal you a------, I use a bucket Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:48:20 No.60545498 ▶ File: 1420706787821.jpg (26 KB, 409x366) >>60545430 >hand grenades Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:13:44 No.60546201 ► >>60546273 >>60545828 i use a shovel to shovel, im not clawing out the dirt. The spoon is what I eat with and the journal is just for when i feel like writing down my thoughts on things. >>60545879 They said it was ok upstairs after they heard me digging. >>60545903 Of course i am >>60545335 it just keeps getting better and better Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:32:12 No.60545014 ► >>60544920 Road Warror (a------) >>OIRapeyFace IKkdFnjR216 09/01/15 (Tue)17:48:42 No.60545506 >>> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:11:42 No.60546148▶>>60546161 CHARLIZE MAL MAX >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)18:12:14 No.60546161 ► >>60546148 You need to start believing in ogre stories, anon. You're in one. BLU-RAY DVD DIGITAL WONERS FRESH DIGITAL HO Well the troll had his fun, now stop pretending you all think this is real. >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:54:17 No.60545662 ► File: 1439516488190.jpg (104 KB, 740x740) >this thread >> Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:55:06 No.60545683 ► File: IMG_06082015_220450.png (394 KB, 900x635) >>60542742 (OP) 99 MAL 7UP Why do you live in a r--- dungeon? How many distressed damsels are you hiding down there?! Anonymous 09/01/15(Tue)17:55:40 No.60545693 >>60542742 (OP) F---'s sake, I can't remember the last time a thread made me laugh this hard. of typing on the keyboards it's really useful with my cell phone they gave me an htc one to use they are really really nice people I use the voice to text speech instead of typing on they gave me an h_t_c one to use they are really really nice polishle a lot of times the whole household goes out to see movies together

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Anon gets a vacation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous did i f--- up with my life cho(...) 27 KB PNG 02/01/23(Wed)02:53:01 No.893607738 >be me >today >"woo i finally have vacation until the end of the week" >realize that i dont have anything to do during vacation >tried most linux distros, windows oses and bsds >have no social life or friends so cant go outside (also its like -2 C) >dont have anything intresting to do so all i will probably do is waste my prime years on discord >realize that i will probably have no job or money when i grow up >realize that everything that ive been dreaming of becoming since i was 7 (becoming a programer/sysadmin) will be pointless because of things like chatgpt >realize that most of my skills will become useless and get replaced by ai help fellow anons wat do
: Anonymous did i f--- up with my life cho(...) 27 KB PNG 02/01/23(Wed)02:53:01 No.893607738 >be me >today >"woo i finally have vacation until the end of the week" >realize that i dont have anything to do during vacation >tried most linux distros, windows oses and bsds >have no social life or friends so cant go outside (also its like -2 C) >dont have anything intresting to do so all i will probably do is waste my prime years on discord >realize that i will probably have no job or money when i grow up >realize that everything that ive been dreaming of becoming since i was 7 (becoming a programer/sysadmin) will be pointless because of things like chatgpt >realize that most of my skills will become useless and get replaced by ai help fellow anons wat do

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Vroom vroom | /r/Greentext

2019-honda-civic-sedan-1558453497.jpg 21 KB JPG >get in >door closes >*VROOOOOOOM* >suddenly on a new place do you guys really believe in this
2019-honda-civic-sedan-1558453497.jpg 21 KB JPG >get in >door closes >*VROOOOOOOM* >suddenly on a new place do you guys really believe in this

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Anons all live sitcom character type lives I swear | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I commit nefarious acts 362 KB PNG 11/07/21(Sun)11:29:37 No.66059693 >coworkers tell me boss reviews the footage every night I work >best coworker tells me boss looking for reasons to fire me >next night I come in with around 3-4 lassos of thin fishing line >act as if Im just walking around but secretly leaving lines on doors and drawers >pull doors and drawers closed magically >2 days later coworkers tell me my boss has been non stop replaying footage where I close a door magically >get a little more daring >tie fishing line around head put on hat >tie end to c-------- >low gravity spin c-------- into my mouth >mfw next night coworkers tell me boss is schizophrenic and retired >me and co worker look at the footage of my nefarious acts >mfw they could all see the fishing line >mfw I wasnt subtle at all >mfw my boss is just a schizoid and everyone thinks Im autistic View Thread
: Anonymous I commit nefarious acts 362 KB PNG 11/07/21(Sun)11:29:37 No.66059693 >coworkers tell me boss reviews the footage every night I work >best coworker tells me boss looking for reasons to fire me >next night I come in with around 3-4 lassos of thin fishing line >act as if Im just walking around but secretly leaving lines on doors and drawers >pull doors and drawers closed magically >2 days later coworkers tell me my boss has been non stop replaying footage where I close a door magically >get a little more daring >tie fishing line around head put on hat >tie end to c-------- >low gravity spin c-------- into my mouth >mfw next night coworkers tell me boss is schizophrenic and retired >me and co worker look at the footage of my nefarious acts >mfw they could all see the fishing line >mfw I wasnt subtle at all >mfw my boss is just a schizoid and everyone thinks Im autistic View Thread

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DOCTORS HATE THIS SIMPLE TRICK | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/18(Mon)08:32:38 No.48253487 >>48253499 >>48253509 >>48253656 >>48253958 >>48254525 >>48255031 >>48255404 >>48255952 >>48255975 >>48256235 >>48257303 >>48257376 >>48257385 >>48258144 tips for getting the old willy turned on? might have a girl over tonight, i have a tendency to be soft. idk why. any tips please fit. i beg'mst tldr: boner hacks really. hold your dong in your hand in a cup like style and then close your hand and pulsate slowly. do this while sniffing from a cup of vinegar from your other hand. its f----- up, but the diffrent sensations takes your mind off of an expected result and while your brain is trying to figure out your autism, the boner should rise. >guy goes soft on me during sex >cantgetworsethanthis.png >he pulls out a bottle of vinegar from nightstand >pours it into a glass and holds it to his nose >starts taking long inhales it while grabbing his limp junk >fuckthisshit.exe >I start getting dressed >between inhales he keeps muttering "dammit fit"
Anonymous 11/05/18(Mon)08:32:38 No.48253487 >>48253499 >>48253509 >>48253656 >>48253958 >>48254525 >>48255031 >>48255404 >>48255952 >>48255975 >>48256235 >>48257303 >>48257376 >>48257385 >>48258144 tips for getting the old willy turned on? might have a girl over tonight, i have a tendency to be soft. idk why. any tips please fit. i beg'mst tldr: boner hacks really. hold your dong in your hand in a cup like style and then close your hand and pulsate slowly. do this while sniffing from a cup of vinegar from your other hand. its f----- up, but the diffrent sensations takes your mind off of an expected result and while your brain is trying to figure out your autism, the boner should rise. >guy goes soft on me during sex >cantgetworsethanthis.png >he pulls out a bottle of vinegar from nightstand >pours it into a glass and holds it to his nose >starts taking long inhales it while grabbing his limp junk >fuckthisshit.exe >I start getting dressed >between inhales he keeps muttering "dammit fit"

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Anon wants a plush | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I need a giant plush of rapidash that I can sit on nude and piss on! I need her to have a mount for a bad dragon sleeve so I can f--- her! I need her to be warmed from the inside, like a heated seat! I need her to be semi posable! >>53125783 # : Anonymous >>53125829 # >>53124972 # What's your price range? : Anonymous # >>53129815 # 01/30/23(Mon)00:02:45 : Anonymous >>53125783 # $5000USD or so. Over if it's necessary, but I'd like to stay around that. It has to support 1000lbs plus being f----- with that weight on top of it though. I'm only 400lbs, but I will have partners using it with me. I'd like to be able to insert toys in the mouth, ass, and p---- of the plush, and maybe have a removable c---. 35 KB JPG >>53125859 # >>53125926 # >>53126903 # >>53127365 # >>53127837 01/30/23(Mon)02:25:34 No.53125783 ******** 01/30/23(Mon)02:33:58 No.53125829 58 KB JPG No.53124972 >>53125881 # >>53126492 # 01/30/23(Mon)02:42:20 No.53125859 >>53125829 # >i'm only 400 pounds christ almighty anon >>53127446 # >>53125829 # >>53125829 # >>53128331 # >*STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* >*LAYS DOWN S----- SEWN TOGETHER LIFE SIZE RAPIDASH PLUSH* >I AM HEAVY PLUSH F----- >AND THIS... IS MY PLUSH >SHE WEIGHS 500 LBS AND CAN SUPPORT OVER 1000 LBS OF WEIGHT UPON IT AS I F--- THE S--- OUT OF IT >...IT COSTS $5000USD TO F--- THIS PLUSH... >...FOR 12 SECONDS >OH-HAH-HAH-HAHAHA *SNORT* HAHAHA HO HO но >... >OH MY GOD WHO TOUCH RAPIDASH? >ALRIGHT... >... >WHO TOUCH MY PLUSH?! >SOME PEOPLE THINK I'M OVERWEIGHT >MAYBE >*SNIFF* >MAYBE >I HAVE YET TO MEET ONE WHO CAN OVERWEIGH MY CONFIDENCE >*MUFFLED SOUNDS OF BED CREAKING* >WAAAHHHHH UWAHHHHHHH CRY SOME MOOOOORRREEE >*MUFFLED S----- STOCK HORSE NEIGH FROM THE VOICE BOX* >HEHEHE... CRY SOME MORE... >>53130196 # >>53130256 #
: Anonymous I need a giant plush of rapidash that I can sit on nude and piss on! I need her to have a mount for a bad dragon sleeve so I can f--- her! I need her to be warmed from the inside, like a heated seat! I need her to be semi posable! >>53125783 # : Anonymous >>53125829 # >>53124972 # What's your price range? : Anonymous # >>53129815 # 01/30/23(Mon)00:02:45 : Anonymous >>53125783 # $5000USD or so. Over if it's necessary, but I'd like to stay around that. It has to support 1000lbs plus being f----- with that weight on top of it though. I'm only 400lbs, but I will have partners using it with me. I'd like to be able to insert toys in the mouth, ass, and p---- of the plush, and maybe have a removable c---. 35 KB JPG >>53125859 # >>53125926 # >>53126903 # >>53127365 # >>53127837 01/30/23(Mon)02:25:34 No.53125783 ******** 01/30/23(Mon)02:33:58 No.53125829 58 KB JPG No.53124972 >>53125881 # >>53126492 # 01/30/23(Mon)02:42:20 No.53125859 >>53125829 # >i'm only 400 pounds christ almighty anon >>53127446 # >>53125829 # >>53125829 # >>53128331 # >*STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* >*LAYS DOWN S----- SEWN TOGETHER LIFE SIZE RAPIDASH PLUSH* >I AM HEAVY PLUSH F----- >AND THIS... IS MY PLUSH >SHE WEIGHS 500 LBS AND CAN SUPPORT OVER 1000 LBS OF WEIGHT UPON IT AS I F--- THE S--- OUT OF IT >...IT COSTS $5000USD TO F--- THIS PLUSH... >...FOR 12 SECONDS >OH-HAH-HAH-HAHAHA *SNORT* HAHAHA HO HO но >... >OH MY GOD WHO TOUCH RAPIDASH? >ALRIGHT... >... >WHO TOUCH MY PLUSH?! >SOME PEOPLE THINK I'M OVERWEIGHT >MAYBE >*SNIFF* >MAYBE >I HAVE YET TO MEET ONE WHO CAN OVERWEIGH MY CONFIDENCE >*MUFFLED SOUNDS OF BED CREAKING* >WAAAHHHHH UWAHHHHHHH CRY SOME MOOOOORRREEE >*MUFFLED S----- STOCK HORSE NEIGH FROM THE VOICE BOX* >HEHEHE... CRY SOME MORE... >>53130196 # >>53130256 #

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