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Anon is distracted | /r/Greentext

Anonymous had to throw out another steak(...) 61 KB PNG 06/01/25(Sun)19:38:56 No.81362721 >making steak >wasn't paying attention bc there were fireworks outside >accidentally use butterspoon to rub butter on steak, skipping middle step >have to throw out both steak and spoon bc they are now contaminated guess i'm ordering takeout sigh 17 Replies View Thread
Anonymous had to throw out another steak(...) 61 KB PNG 06/01/25(Sun)19:38:56 No.81362721 >making steak >wasn't paying attention bc there were fireworks outside >accidentally use butterspoon to rub butter on steak, skipping middle step >have to throw out both steak and spoon bc they are now contaminated guess i'm ordering takeout sigh 17 Replies View Thread

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Average day on /fit/ | /r/Greentext

R I think it's actually criminal how no one mentions that glutes and hamstrings on dudes are just as important for aesthetics as they are for women You look infinitely more athletic with big back legs 6h (05/14/25 10:16) · 76137091 2 Replies >>76137082 (OP) Name? 6h (05/14/25 10:54) · 76137181 6 Replies >>76137091 · I'm Eric but I don't really see how that has anything to do with my post
R I think it's actually criminal how no one mentions that glutes and hamstrings on dudes are just as important for aesthetics as they are for women You look infinitely more athletic with big back legs 6h (05/14/25 10:16) · 76137091 2 Replies >>76137082 (OP) Name? 6h (05/14/25 10:54) · 76137181 6 Replies >>76137091 · I'm Eric but I don't really see how that has anything to do with my post

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Anon is getting money from Bill-san | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/01/25(Sun)21:21:20 No.105457729 Microsoft_Edge.png 224 KB PNG >alright anon-kun, you had your fun but chrome is dissolving and firefox-chan is about to lose her funding, it's time for you to come home >I'll even let you bring ublock origin-chan with you
Anonymous 06/01/25(Sun)21:21:20 No.105457729 Microsoft_Edge.png 224 KB PNG >alright anon-kun, you had your fun but chrome is dissolving and firefox-chan is about to lose her funding, it's time for you to come home >I'll even let you bring ublock origin-chan with you

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The Anonymous is green | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ? 06/01/25(Sun)07:03:08 No.22758611 name my band Anonymous : Anonymous ◉ >>22758611 (OP) # Backstreet S------- band.jpg 41 KB JPG 06/01/25(Sun)07:03:41 No.22758612 06/01/25(Sun)07:03:57 No.22758613 Anonymous ? >>22758611 (OP) # Canadians 06/01/25(Sun)07:04:54 No.22758614 >>22758635 # >>22758746 # >>22758747 #
: Anonymous ? 06/01/25(Sun)07:03:08 No.22758611 name my band Anonymous : Anonymous ◉ >>22758611 (OP) # Backstreet S------- band.jpg 41 KB JPG 06/01/25(Sun)07:03:41 No.22758612 06/01/25(Sun)07:03:57 No.22758613 Anonymous ? >>22758611 (OP) # Canadians 06/01/25(Sun)07:04:54 No.22758614 >>22758635 # >>22758746 # >>22758747 #

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I love farming wincucks | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG 06/01/25(Sun)08:03:10 No.105452349 >At work >Need to install windows onto a customer's laptop >Customer says he "can't find" SSD while trying to install windows >Comes to me and says his laptop is bricked >Quickly boot into Ubuntu Live >It detects SSD perfectly fine >Turns out these days wincucks need to manually load intel RST driver during installation so they can see SSD on new intel devices >audible kek >Charge customer premium money "restoring the M.2 slot" and a new SSD >Install windows and the normie cuck is happy >Charge premium for one time use OEM license too I love farming wincucks
Anonymous 6 KB JPG 06/01/25(Sun)08:03:10 No.105452349 >At work >Need to install windows onto a customer's laptop >Customer says he "can't find" SSD while trying to install windows >Comes to me and says his laptop is bricked >Quickly boot into Ubuntu Live >It detects SSD perfectly fine >Turns out these days wincucks need to manually load intel RST driver during installation so they can see SSD on new intel devices >audible kek >Charge customer premium money "restoring the M.2 slot" and a new SSD >Install windows and the normie cuck is happy >Charge premium for one time use OEM license too I love farming wincucks

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Anon's side quest | /r/Greentext

there 114 KB JPG >forced to fly to Kansas for family funeral >weather forces us to divert and overnight in Days Moin >airline pays for fancy motel >hottub in parking lot >random weirdo already in >says he recognizes me from the plane >starts talking me about drywall >I just ignore him >he keeps talking >I casually look away and stay silent >eventually he gives up >after a while I leave >spend rest of night in room gooning to m----- Aaahhhhh, the impredictability of life
there 114 KB JPG >forced to fly to Kansas for family funeral >weather forces us to divert and overnight in Days Moin >airline pays for fancy motel >hottub in parking lot >random weirdo already in >says he recognizes me from the plane >starts talking me about drywall >I just ignore him >he keeps talking >I casually look away and stay silent >eventually he gives up >after a while I leave >spend rest of night in room gooning to m----- Aaahhhhh, the impredictability of life

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Get a man what? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 40 KB JPG 06/01/25(Sun)08:05:37 No.81351357 >>81351338 # Don't worry anon i will hold Chris Hansen-Kun back while you go adopt kids and become a good dad 06/01/25(Sun)08:08:44 No.81351384 Anonymous >>81351328 (OP) # I can have children as soon as I figure out how to get a man pregnant.
Anonymous 40 KB JPG 06/01/25(Sun)08:05:37 No.81351357 >>81351338 # Don't worry anon i will hold Chris Hansen-Kun back while you go adopt kids and become a good dad 06/01/25(Sun)08:08:44 No.81351384 Anonymous >>81351328 (OP) # I can have children as soon as I figure out how to get a man pregnant.

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Anonymous 05/26/25(Mon)05:34:07 No.710690515 Omeluum: It is... pleasurable to see you. Your intervention within the cult's underwater complex was a timely one. IMG_5409.jpg 27 KB JPG What if... we take this inherently evil species who canonically have no soul or conscience, and create one that's this pacifist open-minded intellectual who hates violence and loves le hecking science! That'll really subvert expectations!
Anonymous 05/26/25(Mon)05:34:07 No.710690515 Omeluum: It is... pleasurable to see you. Your intervention within the cult's underwater complex was a timely one. IMG_5409.jpg 27 KB JPG What if... we take this inherently evil species who canonically have no soul or conscience, and create one that's this pacifist open-minded intellectual who hates violence and loves le hecking science! That'll really subvert expectations!

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Anon talks about the worst US president | /r/Greentext

File: Warren _G_Harding-Harris &(...).jpg (386 KB, 3165x4302) ☐ Anonymous 05/25/25(Sun)13:49:03 No.17711428 ►>>17711828 >Women get the right to vote in 1919 >Immediately, they elect the worst president in US history >So dumb he makes Trump look like a genius >So corrupt he makes Nixon look like a saint >So weak he makes Buchanan look like a dictator >Only won because women voted for him in a landslide Sign of things to come. Anonymous 05/25/25(Sun)17:05:58 No.17711828 ► >>17711428 (OP) remember...warren g harding is way the cutest!!!
File: Warren _G_Harding-Harris &(...).jpg (386 KB, 3165x4302) ☐ Anonymous 05/25/25(Sun)13:49:03 No.17711428 ►>>17711828 >Women get the right to vote in 1919 >Immediately, they elect the worst president in US history >So dumb he makes Trump look like a genius >So corrupt he makes Nixon look like a saint >So weak he makes Buchanan look like a dictator >Only won because women voted for him in a landslide Sign of things to come. Anonymous 05/25/25(Sun)17:05:58 No.17711828 ► >>17711428 (OP) remember...warren g harding is way the cutest!!!

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On the shoulders of giants | /r/Greentext

HALF-LIFE 2 de3f3d286ac77563185ec2ae513b5046.png 1.24 MB PNG >Valve takes the source code of Quake engine and builds an instant classic with Half-Life disproving Carmack's claims that story didn't matter >Quake 3 Arena then quickly gets dethroned by Counter Strike as the top multiplayer FPS and an esport >in the end HL2 BTFOs Doom 3 so hard that a year later Resurrection of Evil adds a gravity gun knockoff Has there ever been a more brutal mogging in gaming history?
HALF-LIFE 2 de3f3d286ac77563185ec2ae513b5046.png 1.24 MB PNG >Valve takes the source code of Quake engine and builds an instant classic with Half-Life disproving Carmack's claims that story didn't matter >Quake 3 Arena then quickly gets dethroned by Counter Strike as the top multiplayer FPS and an esport >in the end HL2 BTFOs Doom 3 so hard that a year later Resurrection of Evil adds a gravity gun knockoff Has there ever been a more brutal mogging in gaming history?

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bisexual anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How to ask my gf for a throupl(...) HIST BI PRIDE! 138 KB JPG 05/31/25(Sat)11:41:48 No.39883507 >be me 21 bisexual male >lowkey riding the line between twink and femboy >I'd probably be on hrt if I wasn't a massive p---- >have gf >she's insanely out of my league, like full on I thought it was a prank when she asked me out >she has long black hair with purple highlights >she wears mostly black and purple stuff >she has these super hot glasses >like imagine the Harry Potter glasses but tinted black >I, on the otherhand, am nothing special >5'6 >140 pounds >short fluffy brown hair and boring brown eyes >my personality is very boring >I like a few nerdy things and I'm shy sometimes but all together I'm like the human equivalent of beige >only dated men before her even tho I'm bi because I just thought I never had a chance >was really insecure during the start of our relationship because I felt like this was like some weird cruel prank or something >eventually we talk and it turns out the reason she approached me is not in spite of my kinda fem nature but because of it lol >she's apparently got a thing for soft boy's lol >major fujoshi like she has jinx bookmarked level of fujoshi behavior >to no one's surprise she likes to peg me lol >all is well >meet her ex one day at work >he just walks into my coffee shop and I recognize him from her pictures >he's tall, like 6'3, he's got piercings and tattoos, and he's muscular af >serve him, during my break I talk with him for a bit, lowkey worried he'd be a prick >turns out, he's a total sweetheart, didn't hold any ill will towards his ex >gives me his steam account name so I can add him later >play some video games with him over the next few weeks >gf is cool with it >I ask her why she ever broke up with him lol >she tells me he's Uber dominant and doesn't like being submissive at all, which is something She needs in a guy but other than that he was a great guy >lowkey develop a crush on her ex >mfw Anons, what are the odds my gf says yes to being in a throuple with her ex? Because lowkey its all lining up in my head.
Anonymous How to ask my gf for a throupl(...) HIST BI PRIDE! 138 KB JPG 05/31/25(Sat)11:41:48 No.39883507 >be me 21 bisexual male >lowkey riding the line between twink and femboy >I'd probably be on hrt if I wasn't a massive p---- >have gf >she's insanely out of my league, like full on I thought it was a prank when she asked me out >she has long black hair with purple highlights >she wears mostly black and purple stuff >she has these super hot glasses >like imagine the Harry Potter glasses but tinted black >I, on the otherhand, am nothing special >5'6 >140 pounds >short fluffy brown hair and boring brown eyes >my personality is very boring >I like a few nerdy things and I'm shy sometimes but all together I'm like the human equivalent of beige >only dated men before her even tho I'm bi because I just thought I never had a chance >was really insecure during the start of our relationship because I felt like this was like some weird cruel prank or something >eventually we talk and it turns out the reason she approached me is not in spite of my kinda fem nature but because of it lol >she's apparently got a thing for soft boy's lol >major fujoshi like she has jinx bookmarked level of fujoshi behavior >to no one's surprise she likes to peg me lol >all is well >meet her ex one day at work >he just walks into my coffee shop and I recognize him from her pictures >he's tall, like 6'3, he's got piercings and tattoos, and he's muscular af >serve him, during my break I talk with him for a bit, lowkey worried he'd be a prick >turns out, he's a total sweetheart, didn't hold any ill will towards his ex >gives me his steam account name so I can add him later >play some video games with him over the next few weeks >gf is cool with it >I ask her why she ever broke up with him lol >she tells me he's Uber dominant and doesn't like being submissive at all, which is something She needs in a guy but other than that he was a great guy >lowkey develop a crush on her ex >mfw Anons, what are the odds my gf says yes to being in a throuple with her ex? Because lowkey its all lining up in my head.

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you were almost an anon sandwich | /r/Greentext

File: gigabarry.png (12 KB, 543x438) TAR Anonymous 05/31/25(Sat) 18:40:26 No.711186504 >saves your life >proceeds to make dad joke about your near death experience
File: gigabarry.png (12 KB, 543x438) TAR Anonymous 05/31/25(Sat) 18:40:26 No.711186504 >saves your life >proceeds to make dad joke about your near death experience

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Anon does a clairvoyant | /r/Greentext

File:1203110676.jpg-(17 KB, 448x348, BangBangLuigi.jpg) WINNE Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)16:24 No.11000000 *BANG BANG* GET >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)16:24 No.11000008 YES >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)16:24 No.11000012 H--------. >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)16:24 No.11000020 FUUUUUUUCK >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)16:24 No.11000022 WINNER >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)16:24 No.11000023 haha
File:1203110676.jpg-(17 KB, 448x348, BangBangLuigi.jpg) WINNE Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)16:24 No.11000000 *BANG BANG* GET >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)16:24 No.11000008 YES >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)16:24 No.11000012 H--------. >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)16:24 No.11000020 FUUUUUUUCK >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)16:24 No.11000022 WINNER >> Anonymous 02/15/08(Fri)16:24 No.11000023 haha

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Anon doesn't find women interesting enough | /r/Greentext

File: tired pepe.gif (79 KB, 498x388) Women frustration thread Anonymous (ID: /4/wm1Rz 05/30/25(Fri)19:30:08 No.505995143 ► >be having extremely interesting conversation with friend >genuinely one of the best intellectual exchanges this century >woman approaches knowing full well we will have to abandon our conversation to give full attention to her (she doesn't even have anything to say) or she will have a fit of hormonal rage/depression every, f------, time
File: tired pepe.gif (79 KB, 498x388) Women frustration thread Anonymous (ID: /4/wm1Rz 05/30/25(Fri)19:30:08 No.505995143 ► >be having extremely interesting conversation with friend >genuinely one of the best intellectual exchanges this century >woman approaches knowing full well we will have to abandon our conversation to give full attention to her (she doesn't even have anything to say) or she will have a fit of hormonal rage/depression every, f------, time

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anon makes an imageboard | /r/Greentext

1/2 bdLDnMzv (OP) · DE 6h (05/30/25 19:50) · 505956651 · 173 Re . 24 Img JPG. 56KB. (750 × 1000) · IMG_0076.jpg 48 Replies 4chan MINI-MAX SERIES Christopher Poole PRABHAT Kalyani Mookherji >be 15 >make anime imageboard for fun >call it 4chan >accidentally invent modern internet culture >spend 12 years herding schizos, furries, and /b/tards >step down in 2015 >sell site to Japanese guy who made the original 2channel >join Google >work on social media (lol) >leave in 2021 >completely vanish >no Twitter >no podcast >no interviews >not even a Medium blog post 1/1 .rRneHCeFUS 6h (05/30/25 19:54) · 505956895 2 Replies >>505956651 (OP) I think that guy may have been a reptilian
1/2 bdLDnMzv (OP) · DE 6h (05/30/25 19:50) · 505956651 · 173 Re . 24 Img JPG. 56KB. (750 × 1000) · IMG_0076.jpg 48 Replies 4chan MINI-MAX SERIES Christopher Poole PRABHAT Kalyani Mookherji >be 15 >make anime imageboard for fun >call it 4chan >accidentally invent modern internet culture >spend 12 years herding schizos, furries, and /b/tards >step down in 2015 >sell site to Japanese guy who made the original 2channel >join Google >work on social media (lol) >leave in 2021 >completely vanish >no Twitter >no podcast >no interviews >not even a Medium blog post 1/1 .rRneHCeFUS 6h (05/30/25 19:54) · 505956895 2 Replies >>505956651 (OP) I think that guy may have been a reptilian

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Anonymous 5/30/2025, 4:22:22 PM No.64049843 184 KB JPEG > be me > looking for a new Effective Altruism space > ask the mod if their community is PEPFAR or imaginary robots > he doesn't understand > pull out diagram explaining what is PEPFAR and what is imaginary robots > he laughs and says "it's helping society sir" > look inside > its imaginary robots
Anonymous 5/30/2025, 4:22:22 PM No.64049843 184 KB JPEG > be me > looking for a new Effective Altruism space > ask the mod if their community is PEPFAR or imaginary robots > he doesn't understand > pull out diagram explaining what is PEPFAR and what is imaginary robots > he laughs and says "it's helping society sir" > look inside > its imaginary robots

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