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>They don't understand the things I say on twitter >All my n----- Nazis >Heil Hitler >N---- Heil Hitler >N---- Heil Hitler >All my n----- Nazis >Heil Hitler Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:55:25 No.504276182 >>504276149 (OP) All my n----- heil hitler Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:55:44 No.504276197 File: pepe-listening-to-music.gif (26 KB, 640x516) >yes i am a cuck >>504276265 >i like when n----- f--- on my bitch Anonymous Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:56:34 No.504276244 >>504276265 >>504276320 >>504276244 File: GqBzXhJbEAA7c-9.jpg (88 KB, 750x727) NHH BLAP! I got your back Kany- "I've got your back br-" Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:56:36 No.504276246 >>504276149 (OP) N---- HEIL HITLER Anonymous >>504276244 >>504276197 Seething k---- 05/09/25(Fri)01:57:05 No.504276265 https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/504276149#p504276320 05/09/25(Fri)01:58:10 No.504276320
>They don't understand the things I say on twitter >All my n----- Nazis >Heil Hitler >N---- Heil Hitler >N---- Heil Hitler >All my n----- Nazis >Heil Hitler Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:55:25 No.504276182 >>504276149 (OP) All my n----- heil hitler Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:55:44 No.504276197 File: pepe-listening-to-music.gif (26 KB, 640x516) >yes i am a cuck >>504276265 >i like when n----- f--- on my bitch Anonymous Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:56:34 No.504276244 >>504276265 >>504276320 >>504276244 File: GqBzXhJbEAA7c-9.jpg (88 KB, 750x727) NHH BLAP! I got your back Kany- "I've got your back br-" Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)01:56:36 No.504276246 >>504276149 (OP) N---- HEIL HITLER Anonymous >>504276244 >>504276197 Seething k---- 05/09/25(Fri)01:57:05 No.504276265 https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/504276149#p504276320 05/09/25(Fri)01:58:10 No.504276320

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Anon learns about the algorithm | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 05/09/25(Fri)18:36:56 No.76121270 >go on the internet >everyone is into lifting and looksmaxxing and gen z is getting aesthetic bro whoa look muscle mummy hard bass remix phonk motivation >go outside >literally everyone is FAT as F--- : Anonymous >>76121270 (OP) # 05/09/25(Fri)18:38:33 No.76121273 Almost like social media feeds you content it thinks will keep you on the site longer and isn't reflective of real life or something : Anonymous >>76121270 (OP) # 05/09/25(Fri)18:41:21 No.76121283 The most shocked I've ever been in my own f------ home state, which is not American NOR poor, was when I went to Costco on a Saturday morning. That's when you get a true slice of how disgusting the average person is. : Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)19:04:03 No.76121341 When I go outside people look like in this video. Everyone is in shape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1rwXZcF6Zw [Open] : Anonymous >>76121270 (OP) # 05/09/25(Fri)19:07:10 No.76121354 >>literally everyone is FAT as F--- It's sad and true but that's because we live near too many old people. College towns are full of hot fit people.
: Anonymous 41 KB JPG 05/09/25(Fri)18:36:56 No.76121270 >go on the internet >everyone is into lifting and looksmaxxing and gen z is getting aesthetic bro whoa look muscle mummy hard bass remix phonk motivation >go outside >literally everyone is FAT as F--- : Anonymous >>76121270 (OP) # 05/09/25(Fri)18:38:33 No.76121273 Almost like social media feeds you content it thinks will keep you on the site longer and isn't reflective of real life or something : Anonymous >>76121270 (OP) # 05/09/25(Fri)18:41:21 No.76121283 The most shocked I've ever been in my own f------ home state, which is not American NOR poor, was when I went to Costco on a Saturday morning. That's when you get a true slice of how disgusting the average person is. : Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)19:04:03 No.76121341 When I go outside people look like in this video. Everyone is in shape. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1rwXZcF6Zw [Open] : Anonymous >>76121270 (OP) # 05/09/25(Fri)19:07:10 No.76121354 >>literally everyone is FAT as F--- It's sad and true but that's because we live near too many old people. College towns are full of hot fit people.

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frenchanon should shove a rafale up his ass | /r/Greentext

1/1 m7XJWCH2. FR 2h (05/09/25 23:27) · 504313462 2 Replies >be a disgusting pajeet piece of trash >try to fly a rafale >have to take a s--- >s--- everywhere >can't see s---, only the brown of s--- >crash >disgusting pakistanese take credit for rajeet's bowel movement >pajeets blame the plane
1/1 m7XJWCH2. FR 2h (05/09/25 23:27) · 504313462 2 Replies >be a disgusting pajeet piece of trash >try to fly a rafale >have to take a s--- >s--- everywhere >can't see s---, only the brown of s--- >crash >disgusting pakistanese take credit for rajeet's bowel movement >pajeets blame the plane

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Anon starts a new job | /r/Greentext

Screen Shot 2025-05-09 at(...).png (447 KB, 929x520) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)12:51:19 No.934326047 >be me >pope leo XIV (pronounced "leo ziv") >first day on the job >supervisor arrives >"you ziv?" >"y-y-yes sir" >"come with me. i'll show you around" >takes me down to a basement below st peter's >huh, never knew there was a basement here >"by the way, ziv- if you tell anyone about this, you're fired" >really need the paycheck so whatever, fine >he takes me inside >there's an incredibly lifelike statue of jesus on the cross >it starts moving >it starts moaning >whatthefuck.mp3 >supervisor pipes up >"ziv, meet jesus. he won't be up there much longer. he'll suffocate in about a half hour." >whatthefuck.mp3.exe >>"yeah, long story short, jesus made the ultimate sacrifice for our sins, but dying once is not the ultimate sacrifice. he needs to suffer and die forever" >savemedearallah.mov >jesus is no longer moving >"wow, that was quicker than i thought. let's get outta here, ziv. we'll be back in 3 days" >mfw
Screen Shot 2025-05-09 at(...).png (447 KB, 929x520) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)12:51:19 No.934326047 >be me >pope leo XIV (pronounced "leo ziv") >first day on the job >supervisor arrives >"you ziv?" >"y-y-yes sir" >"come with me. i'll show you around" >takes me down to a basement below st peter's >huh, never knew there was a basement here >"by the way, ziv- if you tell anyone about this, you're fired" >really need the paycheck so whatever, fine >he takes me inside >there's an incredibly lifelike statue of jesus on the cross >it starts moving >it starts moaning >whatthefuck.mp3 >supervisor pipes up >"ziv, meet jesus. he won't be up there much longer. he'll suffocate in about a half hour." >whatthefuck.mp3.exe >>"yeah, long story short, jesus made the ultimate sacrifice for our sins, but dying once is not the ultimate sacrifice. he needs to suffer and die forever" >savemedearallah.mov >jesus is no longer moving >"wow, that was quicker than i thought. let's get outta here, ziv. we'll be back in 3 days" >mfw

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Anon seethes at drawings | /r/Greentext

I can say this because I drew kind of like this in the 80s, and had a real tough time drawing poses that fit my own story demands. For Wil Vaře my embarrassing 80s flat period Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)12:27:08 No.148516927 >>148517103 >>148517332 If you ever feel miserable, know that you can't be more miserable than John K seething over perfectly fine artwork he drew decades ago. Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)12:39:09 No.148517103 >>148517140 File: IMG 3306.jpg (21 KB, 280x198) >>148516927 (OP) # >FLAT ANGLED DRAWINGS???? >AIAIAI PRESTON BLAIR SAAAVE MEEEEEEEE!
I can say this because I drew kind of like this in the 80s, and had a real tough time drawing poses that fit my own story demands. For Wil Vaře my embarrassing 80s flat period Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)12:27:08 No.148516927 >>148517103 >>148517332 If you ever feel miserable, know that you can't be more miserable than John K seething over perfectly fine artwork he drew decades ago. Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)12:39:09 No.148517103 >>148517140 File: IMG 3306.jpg (21 KB, 280x198) >>148516927 (OP) # >FLAT ANGLED DRAWINGS???? >AIAIAI PRESTON BLAIR SAAAVE MEEEEEEEE!

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Anon is a hawk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I F------ LOVE WAR American war deaths Chil Wa Gulf War 34.374 54.220 /Mghan 6,607 7 KB JPG $18,000 05/09/25(Fri)08:50:45 No.934324779 >The reason America is so f----- is we haven't had a proper war in 50 years. >War kills the dumbest of us, makes the other stupid people learn how to shut the f--- up >empowers smart people through putting them in research, or keeping them stateside and teaching them important skills >Regulates business through war taxation and government contracts >Everyone follows the news more closely due to the war >Manufacturing jobs suddenly boom >"Buh buh buh the Iraq war!!!1!1!" That didn't count retard, there were like 4 thousand deaths, that's not even 0.01% of the US population, shut your bitch ass up War will solve literally all of our problems, I don't care with who whether it be Iran, China, Russia, or even Canada, but it has to kill at least 0.5% of the US population
: Anonymous I F------ LOVE WAR American war deaths Chil Wa Gulf War 34.374 54.220 /Mghan 6,607 7 KB JPG $18,000 05/09/25(Fri)08:50:45 No.934324779 >The reason America is so f----- is we haven't had a proper war in 50 years. >War kills the dumbest of us, makes the other stupid people learn how to shut the f--- up >empowers smart people through putting them in research, or keeping them stateside and teaching them important skills >Regulates business through war taxation and government contracts >Everyone follows the news more closely due to the war >Manufacturing jobs suddenly boom >"Buh buh buh the Iraq war!!!1!1!" That didn't count retard, there were like 4 thousand deaths, that's not even 0.01% of the US population, shut your bitch ass up War will solve literally all of our problems, I don't care with who whether it be Iran, China, Russia, or even Canada, but it has to kill at least 0.5% of the US population

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The office racist | /r/Greentext

File: uvmu3jkbhnte1.png (58 KB, 250x159) Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)09:02:49 No.934321211 >Be me >working in a call center >They have a team down in Columbia taking calls >We have to use an interpreter to deal with Spanish callers >I suggest we route Spanish calls to the team in Columbia And That's how I became the office racist.
File: uvmu3jkbhnte1.png (58 KB, 250x159) Anonymous 05/09/25(Fri)09:02:49 No.934321211 >Be me >working in a call center >They have a team down in Columbia taking calls >We have to use an interpreter to deal with Spanish callers >I suggest we route Spanish calls to the team in Columbia And That's how I became the office racist.

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/v/ finds E33's story to be a little too famailiar | /r/Greentext

>a painted world bound to burn away to make room for a new world >sister Friede is too attached to it >uses blood sacrifice to keep the painting from burning >as a result the painting is in a state of rot >its inhabitants beg the player to burn it down "B000000 FROMSOFT CANT MAKE A DECENT STORY" >expedition 33 blatanly rips off of it "HOLY KINO THIS IS THE DEEPEST STORY IVE EVER PLAYED THROUGH"
>a painted world bound to burn away to make room for a new world >sister Friede is too attached to it >uses blood sacrifice to keep the painting from burning >as a result the painting is in a state of rot >its inhabitants beg the player to burn it down "B000000 FROMSOFT CANT MAKE A DECENT STORY" >expedition 33 blatanly rips off of it "HOLY KINO THIS IS THE DEEPEST STORY IVE EVER PLAYED THROUGH"

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Anon Likes Doctor Who | /r/Greentext

File: Ncuti-Davies.jpg (94 KB, 980x654) Virgin media Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)07:19:47 No.210438870 >>210438977 >>210439179 >>210439282 >>210439529 >>210439551 >>210440777 >>210441031 >>210441301 >>210441488 >>210443999 >>210445625 >>210447794 >>210447798 >>210448292 >>210450475 >>210452920 >>210452980 >>210453342 >>210454052 >>210454077 >>210454935 >>210456137 >>210456299 >>210457280 >>210466945 >>210467480 >>210467693 >>210467820 Who will be the next Doctor Who after the Sex Education guy? Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)07:25:14 No.210438977 >>210438870 (OP) >>210440298 >>210441717 There won't be any. The show is dead and the damage has been done. >it's considered verboten to just hire a charismatic eccentric white guy for the role now, role needs to be diverse >any sense of continuity has been completely shattered by egotistical writers, canon now feels shambolic and nothing matters >any sense of being sci-fi has long since gone, now the show isn't even trying to have any plot it's literally just magic >zealously progressive undertones have gotten extremely heavy-handed and so clumsy that it feels like unintentional parody >the people in charge of NuWho are an isolated club that refuse to let go of the show long past the moment they should have let go >UK has a distressing lack of actually talented writers/showrunners so even if you got fresh blood for the show, 90% chance they'd suck even worse >> Anonymous 06/08/25(Thu)07:38:39 No.210439282 ► File: 6c661671-a0a3-42ed-a7e7-c(...).png (147 KB, 465x279) >>210438870 (OP) Same energy Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)07:52:31 No.210439551 >>210438870 (OP) Who f------ cares?
File: Ncuti-Davies.jpg (94 KB, 980x654) Virgin media Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)07:19:47 No.210438870 >>210438977 >>210439179 >>210439282 >>210439529 >>210439551 >>210440777 >>210441031 >>210441301 >>210441488 >>210443999 >>210445625 >>210447794 >>210447798 >>210448292 >>210450475 >>210452920 >>210452980 >>210453342 >>210454052 >>210454077 >>210454935 >>210456137 >>210456299 >>210457280 >>210466945 >>210467480 >>210467693 >>210467820 Who will be the next Doctor Who after the Sex Education guy? Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)07:25:14 No.210438977 >>210438870 (OP) >>210440298 >>210441717 There won't be any. The show is dead and the damage has been done. >it's considered verboten to just hire a charismatic eccentric white guy for the role now, role needs to be diverse >any sense of continuity has been completely shattered by egotistical writers, canon now feels shambolic and nothing matters >any sense of being sci-fi has long since gone, now the show isn't even trying to have any plot it's literally just magic >zealously progressive undertones have gotten extremely heavy-handed and so clumsy that it feels like unintentional parody >the people in charge of NuWho are an isolated club that refuse to let go of the show long past the moment they should have let go >UK has a distressing lack of actually talented writers/showrunners so even if you got fresh blood for the show, 90% chance they'd suck even worse >> Anonymous 06/08/25(Thu)07:38:39 No.210439282 ► File: 6c661671-a0a3-42ed-a7e7-c(...).png (147 KB, 465x279) >>210438870 (OP) Same energy Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)07:52:31 No.210439551 >>210438870 (OP) Who f------ cares?

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Anon on Golden Sun | /r/Greentext

Golden Sun >mogs every other JRPG ever >on a f------ handeld, even How did Camelot do it, bros?? 202 KB JPG : Anonymous >>707030643 (OP) # 04/02/25(Wed)12:38:41 No.707031502 >release two of the most charming jarpigs of the early 2000's >become bingtendos slave making sportsslop The only thing I've ever wanted from Nintedo is a remake the first two games and fuse them together while fixing the s--- on the old games that sucked. It'll never happen.
Golden Sun >mogs every other JRPG ever >on a f------ handeld, even How did Camelot do it, bros?? 202 KB JPG : Anonymous >>707030643 (OP) # 04/02/25(Wed)12:38:41 No.707031502 >release two of the most charming jarpigs of the early 2000's >become bingtendos slave making sportsslop The only thing I've ever wanted from Nintedo is a remake the first two games and fuse them together while fixing the s--- on the old games that sucked. It'll never happen.

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More plot holes than Swiss cheese | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 47 KB JPG 05/01/23(Mon)10:02:32 No.898523491 >grow up in poor abusive home >work tirelessly to get out and make a beautiful family of my own >at 28, meet the love of my life >marry her >use life savings to buy a house and start a restaurant >ff 2 years to today >my wife is leaving me because she "has been sheltered and wants to live in europe to explore life" >is dragging me to court to sell the house and business to pay her I was never meant to have a happy family. Never meant to be loved. I want to end my
Anonymous 47 KB JPG 05/01/23(Mon)10:02:32 No.898523491 >grow up in poor abusive home >work tirelessly to get out and make a beautiful family of my own >at 28, meet the love of my life >marry her >use life savings to buy a house and start a restaurant >ff 2 years to today >my wife is leaving me because she "has been sheltered and wants to live in europe to explore life" >is dragging me to court to sell the house and business to pay her I was never meant to have a happy family. Never meant to be loved. I want to end my

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Prophecy is a fun word to say | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)10:33:17 No.3757885 images (35).jpg 43 KB JPG >knows he will be defeated by a dragonborn of prophecy >saves them from execution Was alduin retarded? Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)10:35:57 No.3757888 >shows up and tries to avert the prophecy >accidentally sets the prophecy in motion we got another one, boys
Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)10:33:17 No.3757885 images (35).jpg 43 KB JPG >knows he will be defeated by a dragonborn of prophecy >saves them from execution Was alduin retarded? Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)10:35:57 No.3757888 >shows up and tries to avert the prophecy >accidentally sets the prophecy in motion we got another one, boys

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anon expresses his opinion about the current situation of YouTube. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous YouTube 3 KB PNG 05/09/25(Fri)04:12:58 No. 105206511 >>ayoo wassup youtube, cumguzzler420 here! this video was brought to you by [mental health scam] and [predatory gambling mobileshit] and who could forget [scam VPN that has been breached 9001 times] >video is interrupted by youtube showing crypto scam and health scam that gets people killed >video gets interrupted again showing Al voice shilling some garbage, Al Waifu, and some guy who invented the dehumidifier for the 7000th time >>don't forget to like and subscribe and thanks for Goyslop Inc. for sponsoring this video! Name a more cancerous website
: Anonymous YouTube 3 KB PNG 05/09/25(Fri)04:12:58 No. 105206511 >>ayoo wassup youtube, cumguzzler420 here! this video was brought to you by [mental health scam] and [predatory gambling mobileshit] and who could forget [scam VPN that has been breached 9001 times] >video is interrupted by youtube showing crypto scam and health scam that gets people killed >video gets interrupted again showing Al voice shilling some garbage, Al Waifu, and some guy who invented the dehumidifier for the 7000th time >>don't forget to like and subscribe and thanks for Goyslop Inc. for sponsoring this video! Name a more cancerous website

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Completely forged in paint! | /r/Greentext

= http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/325995426/make-an- C Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)23:19:52 No.325997892 ►>>326017631 File: 1453421252682.jpg (25 KB, 500x363) M >Observe as they unironically say "Bow-wow" "Pooh-Pooh" and "Yo-He-Ho". >Amusement. >Be me. >Bored. >Feeling lazy today. >YouNeed12MoreStamina To Troll.PNG >Walk up to linguist friends. >Ask "What is your favorite theory of how language evolved?". Anonymous 01/21/16/Sun)22:22:12 No 225002116 205008180 25000020 Σ
= http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/325995426/make-an- C Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)23:19:52 No.325997892 ►>>326017631 File: 1453421252682.jpg (25 KB, 500x363) M >Observe as they unironically say "Bow-wow" "Pooh-Pooh" and "Yo-He-Ho". >Amusement. >Be me. >Bored. >Feeling lazy today. >YouNeed12MoreStamina To Troll.PNG >Walk up to linguist friends. >Ask "What is your favorite theory of how language evolved?". Anonymous 01/21/16/Sun)22:22:12 No 225002116 205008180 25000020 Σ

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anon follows the right-wing to gay pipeline | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_8262.jpg (215 KB, 900x1125) > I stare back autistically The love forever Anonymous (ID: T50DC4gU) 05/08/25(Thu)17:01:53 No.504213972 > be me > unhappy adolesence > not ugly or stupid but fail to fit in > become more and more socially isolated > spend more and more time on internet > eventually start becoming interested in right wing politics > l'Amour Toujours on repeat all day, every day > hypnotised by the female voice > she still believes in my eyes > listen to this as I fall asleep every night. I don't feel alone > who is this woman? She is exactly what I need in my life > learn that this is a Nigerian male singer using voice changer > feel angry, don't listen to song for few days > working in library job > young black man comes in (my age) > smiles at me > eventually start talking and realise we have a lot in common > I see him again and he invites me to hang out with him > I have no friends anyway so why not > I learn that he is gay > I am uncomfortable at first but then realise that I am not as bothered as I thought I would be > eventually become good friends > over at his place > he makes a move. I don't stop him > we start dating soon after > one night while spooning spotify puts song on > hadn't listened to it for months > realise that I am the happiest I have ever been > l'amour toujours > and I'LL FLY WITH YOUUUUUUU
File: IMG_8262.jpg (215 KB, 900x1125) > I stare back autistically The love forever Anonymous (ID: T50DC4gU) 05/08/25(Thu)17:01:53 No.504213972 > be me > unhappy adolesence > not ugly or stupid but fail to fit in > become more and more socially isolated > spend more and more time on internet > eventually start becoming interested in right wing politics > l'Amour Toujours on repeat all day, every day > hypnotised by the female voice > she still believes in my eyes > listen to this as I fall asleep every night. I don't feel alone > who is this woman? She is exactly what I need in my life > learn that this is a Nigerian male singer using voice changer > feel angry, don't listen to song for few days > working in library job > young black man comes in (my age) > smiles at me > eventually start talking and realise we have a lot in common > I see him again and he invites me to hang out with him > I have no friends anyway so why not > I learn that he is gay > I am uncomfortable at first but then realise that I am not as bothered as I thought I would be > eventually become good friends > over at his place > he makes a move. I don't stop him > we start dating soon after > one night while spooning spotify puts song on > hadn't listened to it for months > realise that I am the happiest I have ever been > l'amour toujours > and I'LL FLY WITH YOUUUUUUU

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File: Apu runner.jpg (24 KB, 537x572) Birthdays Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:10:07 No.81098808 ► >be me, like maybe 9 >dad's birthday >catch him in the morning looking at .44 quite intensely >just wish happy bday >later that day >he's smiling the whole time, but my mom is clearly happier than him >he doesn't speak much, just says a thing or two about his job >this is usual for him, but something is off regardless >later that night >catch him listening to nine inch nails and looking at his .44 in his car >dad was a pretty distant guy overall, I figure his actions are just hard to understand >his weird demeanor during birthday parties never changed, always with that uncanny smile + void eyes combination >but, most of the time, he was normal if a bit silent >eventually, grow up and leave the house >not achieving what I was supposed to be achieving in life >age becomes a nightmare and a cope at the same time >"I'm still X years old, I'm not X+1 yet" >but every time I turn a different age, I'm forced to take a good look in the mirror and it always feels like being ran over by a train >birthdays become the worst day of every year >fast forward >find myself a gf by the end of 2024 >fast forward to this month >mom and dad are ashes by now >girlfriend loves birthdays though >a close person's birthday is one of the rare instances where she wakes up, goes through her day and goes to sleep all happy >don't wanna ruin that for her >put on a smile and do my best to be a non miserable companion for her throughout a day of rare of joy >later that night, she tells me how much she loves me and all of that sort of thing >just in general talks about me to me for some 10 minutes >basically forcing me to think about all of the things I should've accomplished by now >of course she means no harm, but it kills me inside >b------- her about needing to do something, really planning to just spend some time alone in the car >on my way to there, I realize >I have become and will die like my dad >it's this for the rest of my life Not complaining about her, she's great. But damn. Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:14:30 No.81098828 >think I'm reading a good greentext >it's just some guy gfbragging must be nice Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:16:45 No.81098841 having to pretend to like your birthday for the saks of not ruining other people's day is a universal male experience, it's not that deep. not unique to your family or anything like that. plus it doesn't feel bad to a suicidal level Imao it just sucks. which is to say your dad had something else going on probs.
File: Apu runner.jpg (24 KB, 537x572) Birthdays Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:10:07 No.81098808 ► >be me, like maybe 9 >dad's birthday >catch him in the morning looking at .44 quite intensely >just wish happy bday >later that day >he's smiling the whole time, but my mom is clearly happier than him >he doesn't speak much, just says a thing or two about his job >this is usual for him, but something is off regardless >later that night >catch him listening to nine inch nails and looking at his .44 in his car >dad was a pretty distant guy overall, I figure his actions are just hard to understand >his weird demeanor during birthday parties never changed, always with that uncanny smile + void eyes combination >but, most of the time, he was normal if a bit silent >eventually, grow up and leave the house >not achieving what I was supposed to be achieving in life >age becomes a nightmare and a cope at the same time >"I'm still X years old, I'm not X+1 yet" >but every time I turn a different age, I'm forced to take a good look in the mirror and it always feels like being ran over by a train >birthdays become the worst day of every year >fast forward >find myself a gf by the end of 2024 >fast forward to this month >mom and dad are ashes by now >girlfriend loves birthdays though >a close person's birthday is one of the rare instances where she wakes up, goes through her day and goes to sleep all happy >don't wanna ruin that for her >put on a smile and do my best to be a non miserable companion for her throughout a day of rare of joy >later that night, she tells me how much she loves me and all of that sort of thing >just in general talks about me to me for some 10 minutes >basically forcing me to think about all of the things I should've accomplished by now >of course she means no harm, but it kills me inside >b------- her about needing to do something, really planning to just spend some time alone in the car >on my way to there, I realize >I have become and will die like my dad >it's this for the rest of my life Not complaining about her, she's great. But damn. Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:14:30 No.81098828 >think I'm reading a good greentext >it's just some guy gfbragging must be nice Anonymous 05/08/25(Thu)04:16:45 No.81098841 having to pretend to like your birthday for the saks of not ruining other people's day is a universal male experience, it's not that deep. not unique to your family or anything like that. plus it doesn't feel bad to a suicidal level Imao it just sucks. which is to say your dad had something else going on probs.

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