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File: jack.gif (906 KB, 500x282) Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:12:16 No.783771715 >be me, 22 >same friends since high school >gf cheats with mutual friend >furious >friend tells me its been happening for a long time >he even gave her rides to see him >"get over it" >friends kick me out of circle, not her >destroyed >fast forward a year >ex wants to catch up >friend is throwing a halloween party >"enough time has past lets be friends again" >f--- no >idea forms >go to party >get drunk, flirt with friends wife >everyone goes to bed >bang friends wife >loud >many people are aware >leave >friend texts, furious "get over it"
File: jack.gif (906 KB, 500x282) Anonymous 11/01/18(Thu)20:12:16 No.783771715 >be me, 22 >same friends since high school >gf cheats with mutual friend >furious >friend tells me its been happening for a long time >he even gave her rides to see him >"get over it" >friends kick me out of circle, not her >destroyed >fast forward a year >ex wants to catch up >friend is throwing a halloween party >"enough time has past lets be friends again" >f--- no >idea forms >go to party >get drunk, flirt with friends wife >everyone goes to bed >bang friends wife >loud >many people are aware >leave >friend texts, furious "get over it"

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Anon took drugs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous E 03/15/21(Mon)07:54:08 No.62759582 >friend sells me some adderall >take pill >feel f------ euphoric, literally nothing can stop me >zero social anxiety, i could tell my whole life story to a random person if 213 KB JPG i wanted to >compulsive behaviors almost disappear entirely for the first time in over 2 years >don't feel worried anymore, start realizing that all my problems are just temporary and i can fix them easily >actually want to live my life, go out and have fun >don't feel empty anymore, always thinking positive and for the future >drug starts to wear off after a few hours >go back to my normal suicidal self H--------, is this what life as a normie is actually like? Those first few minutes I felt like I was in paradise. Now I just know how much I was robbed of a happy existence.
: Anonymous E 03/15/21(Mon)07:54:08 No.62759582 >friend sells me some adderall >take pill >feel f------ euphoric, literally nothing can stop me >zero social anxiety, i could tell my whole life story to a random person if 213 KB JPG i wanted to >compulsive behaviors almost disappear entirely for the first time in over 2 years >don't feel worried anymore, start realizing that all my problems are just temporary and i can fix them easily >actually want to live my life, go out and have fun >don't feel empty anymore, always thinking positive and for the future >drug starts to wear off after a few hours >go back to my normal suicidal self H--------, is this what life as a normie is actually like? Those first few minutes I felt like I was in paradise. Now I just know how much I was robbed of a happy existence.

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Anon gets followed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 hours ago 20124609 >heading to apartment last night >tall man wearing black has been walking behind me for a number of blocks >Im a shrimp, a girl, and nogunz so paranoid >have 911 ready >walks up to apartment with me so I start slightly jogging and having a small freakout in my head >he catches up to me >"Pfft, don't flatter yourself. You're not attractive enough." >Laughs at me and continues to his apartment >Turns out he's my neighbor Am la bad person if that actually hurt my feelings?
Anonymous 9 hours ago 20124609 >heading to apartment last night >tall man wearing black has been walking behind me for a number of blocks >Im a shrimp, a girl, and nogunz so paranoid >have 911 ready >walks up to apartment with me so I start slightly jogging and having a small freakout in my head >he catches up to me >"Pfft, don't flatter yourself. You're not attractive enough." >Laughs at me and continues to his apartment >Turns out he's my neighbor Am la bad person if that actually hurt my feelings?

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What direction | /r/Greentext

name_our_band.jpg 67 KB JPG Hey /b/ name our band : Anonymous 08/16/18(Thu)20:31:29 No.777362870 >>777362751 (OP) # What Direction
name_our_band.jpg 67 KB JPG Hey /b/ name our band : Anonymous 08/16/18(Thu)20:31:29 No.777362870 >>777362751 (OP) # What Direction

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Anon hires an Indian | /r/Greentext

>be me >taking electrical engineering technology classes at community college >most classes are easy >need to take a CAD class to graduate >hear that the instructor is a real POS. Enforces strict drawing standards in a chickenshit 100-level class >other students tell me I need to take it at a different school >advisor tells me my GPA is high enough that I can just get a C in it. >believe him like a dumb f---. First week assignment is just setup. Get 100 >Census date passes. >first real assignment >gives me a 60 because I didn't lock the viewport (I learned CAD using BRL-CAD back in the day, where you don't need to lock the viewport) >second real assignment >look up AutoCAD gigs on Fiverr >Pay Indian $20 to do the needful >Give him the drawing standards. Make sure all evidence that it's from my school is gone >gets it back to me in a day. Looks good. >have brother who is engineer look it over and confirm it's right >restore seal of school and labels indicating it was from my school and turn it in >get 100. >says drawing is great >this guy is a notorious perfectionist >has all the assignments already up for the entire semester >Calculate that it's going to cost me $400 for Poojeet to take this class >have plenty of money because NEET with savings tldr I'm outsourcing my AutoCAD assignments to Indians. >mfw some Poojeet is saving me hours of time and stress
>be me >taking electrical engineering technology classes at community college >most classes are easy >need to take a CAD class to graduate >hear that the instructor is a real POS. Enforces strict drawing standards in a chickenshit 100-level class >other students tell me I need to take it at a different school >advisor tells me my GPA is high enough that I can just get a C in it. >believe him like a dumb f---. First week assignment is just setup. Get 100 >Census date passes. >first real assignment >gives me a 60 because I didn't lock the viewport (I learned CAD using BRL-CAD back in the day, where you don't need to lock the viewport) >second real assignment >look up AutoCAD gigs on Fiverr >Pay Indian $20 to do the needful >Give him the drawing standards. Make sure all evidence that it's from my school is gone >gets it back to me in a day. Looks good. >have brother who is engineer look it over and confirm it's right >restore seal of school and labels indicating it was from my school and turn it in >get 100. >says drawing is great >this guy is a notorious perfectionist >has all the assignments already up for the entire semester >Calculate that it's going to cost me $400 for Poojeet to take this class >have plenty of money because NEET with savings tldr I'm outsourcing my AutoCAD assignments to Indians. >mfw some Poojeet is saving me hours of time and stress

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: Anonymous 12/28/21(Tue)22:25:21 No.869489454 >turned on "screen always on while charging" on my phone a few months ago for some reason >set new lock screen last night >mom comes to my apartment to bring me food while im half asleep >she sees my lock screen, a 9 year old 627 KB JPG girl >havent heard from her since how the f--- do i play this off
: Anonymous 12/28/21(Tue)22:25:21 No.869489454 >turned on "screen always on while charging" on my phone a few months ago for some reason >set new lock screen last night >mom comes to my apartment to bring me food while im half asleep >she sees my lock screen, a 9 year old 627 KB JPG girl >havent heard from her since how the f--- do i play this off

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Anon drinks from the Holy Grail | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)01:07:30 No.67120343 >get covid >getting worse over 2 week period >come to terms with my death >decide to crack open my gamer GanierGirt Pee 19.999.00 ame bee girl pee and take a sip, because why not >sense of smell and taste come 34 KB JPG back within minutes >gulp down the whole bottle >feel super tired, fall asleep >wake up, 100% cured holy heck
: Anonymous 01/24/22(Mon)01:07:30 No.67120343 >get covid >getting worse over 2 week period >come to terms with my death >decide to crack open my gamer GanierGirt Pee 19.999.00 ame bee girl pee and take a sip, because why not >sense of smell and taste come 34 KB JPG back within minutes >gulp down the whole bottle >feel super tired, fall asleep >wake up, 100% cured holy heck

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Anon’s family is healthy | /r/Greentext


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Anon makes a Mii | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)18:00:31 No.50863999 > be me > be mii pic related 160 KB PNG
: Anonymous 02/08/19(Fri)18:00:31 No.50863999 > be me > be mii pic related 160 KB PNG

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Anon is optimistically hopeless | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/17(Tue)09:52:59 No.38148964 >it'll get better in high school >it'll get better in college >it'l' get better in university >it will get better when i have a job >ive wasted my entire f------ life, my youth is gone ive missed out 142 KB PNG on love and any important milestones in a normal persons life View Thread
: Anonymous 07/04/17(Tue)09:52:59 No.38148964 >it'll get better in high school >it'll get better in college >it'l' get better in university >it will get better when i have a job >ive wasted my entire f------ life, my youth is gone ive missed out 142 KB PNG on love and any important milestones in a normal persons life View Thread

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Anon's crush is crushed by black susan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/04/18(Tue)07:22:58 No.786522740 >be me >high school >algebra >crush comes in to give teacher раpers 53 КВ ЈPG >say hi >no response >say hi again >ghetto black girl screams "SHE DON'T WANT YOU N----" >entire class laughs >crush blushes and runs out the door >teachers begin to chuckle >mfw
: Anonymous 12/04/18(Tue)07:22:58 No.786522740 >be me >high school >algebra >crush comes in to give teacher раpers 53 КВ ЈPG >say hi >no response >say hi again >ghetto black girl screams "SHE DON'T WANT YOU N----" >entire class laughs >crush blushes and runs out the door >teachers begin to chuckle >mfw

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anon gives motivation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/23/22(Sun)03:00:24 No.871217501 Good morning anon. Make sure to eat some breakfast so you'll have energy today. Don't work to hard your health is important. 36 KB JPG I love you 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 01/23/22(Sun)03:02:28 No.871217574 >>871217501 (OP) # f-----
: Anonymous 01/23/22(Sun)03:00:24 No.871217501 Good morning anon. Make sure to eat some breakfast so you'll have energy today. Don't work to hard your health is important. 36 KB JPG I love you 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 01/23/22(Sun)03:02:28 No.871217574 >>871217501 (OP) # f-----

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Anon has a Star Wars Theory | /r/Greentext

>Han Solo and Princess Leia were definitely f------ on the Millennium Falcon when they were traveling from the asteroid fields to Cloud City >Online blueprints make it clear that the Millennium Falcon wasn't very large, didn't have much privacy 98 KB JPG >Online sources say the trip took around 5 weeks >Was that weird for Chewbacca? >I don't think so. Han was definitely a Chad >Chewie was probably used to Han pounding random space Stacies. He probably just hung out in the cockpit and pretended he didn't hear it.
>Han Solo and Princess Leia were definitely f------ on the Millennium Falcon when they were traveling from the asteroid fields to Cloud City >Online blueprints make it clear that the Millennium Falcon wasn't very large, didn't have much privacy 98 KB JPG >Online sources say the trip took around 5 weeks >Was that weird for Chewbacca? >I don't think so. Han was definitely a Chad >Chewie was probably used to Han pounding random space Stacies. He probably just hung out in the cockpit and pretended he didn't hear it.

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This is a test | /r/Greentext

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