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Anonymous Heh, so true. Femoids would never understand. 02/03/25(Mon) 13:59:41 No.208377753 Girls "omg I can finally be her" Boys "literally me" Fenrir the ice wolf @Fenrirtheicewot Ok, where did this idea that Piccolo is black come from? He's a demon alien slug. Harley Anime+ @dbs 10 10 Nov 15 Who's the most badass black characters in anime? Black Lagoon Dutch Darui Fire Force Soul Eater Charon The Boondocks NO!!!!!!!!!! HE'S BLACK!!!! PICCOLO IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bushido Brown 9:43 AM Nov 15, 2024 17.2M Views 3.6K 1377K 1732391839502240.jpg 107 KB JPG Why are black male weaboos so hypocritical? Kilik Rung DBZ/DBS Piccolo 165K 17K ↑

Anonymous Heh, so true. Femoids would never understand. 02/03/25(Mon) 13:59:41 No.208377753 Girls "omg I can finally be her" Boys "literally me" Fenrir the ice wolf @Fenrirtheicewot Ok, where did this idea that Piccolo is black come from? He's a demon alien slug. Harley Anime+ @dbs 10 10 Nov 15 Who's the most badass black characters in anime? Black Lagoon Dutch Darui Fire Force Soul Eater Charon The Boondocks NO!!!!!!!!!! HE'S BLACK!!!! PICCOLO IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bushido Brown 9:43 AM Nov 15, 2024 17.2M Views 3.6K 1377K 1732391839502240.jpg 107 KB JPG Why are black male weaboos so hypocritical? Kilik Rung DBZ/DBS Piccolo 165K 17K ↑

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Anonymous (ID: MIOygTvu) | 02/05/25(Wed) 07:57:19 No.496570507 NO SEX FOR YOU 70 KB JPG >tattoos >>496567119 (OP) # When daffuq are women gonna realize most men find nose piercings a turn-off? They shoot themselves in the foot & then protest it hurts. >23 layers of the devil's paint >nose & septum piercings >kool aid colored hair >oh woe is me, boo hoo, why am i still single?

Anonymous (ID: MIOygTvu) | 02/05/25(Wed) 07:57:19 No.496570507 NO SEX FOR YOU 70 KB JPG >tattoos >>496567119 (OP) # When daffuq are women gonna realize most men find nose piercings a turn-off? They shoot themselves in the foot & then protest it hurts. >23 layers of the devil's paint >nose & septum piercings >kool aid colored hair >oh woe is me, boo hoo, why am i still single?

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: 01f.jpg (107 KB, 716x708) Candlelight Vigil twitt Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)19:53:46 No.80268402 >>80268417 >>80268556 >Loving wife and kids >Successful HVAC technician >Own a hellcat >Overall respected by community y with To Erving Moinery Of th Nautica Malone REST IN POWER GOONLORD SUNDAY JANUARY 26TH, AT GAM >Somehow none of that stops him from exposing himself to cafe workers >Takes own life due to publicity >Legacy now known as the first ever to commit goonicide with teenagers holding a candlelight vigil in his name as the goonlord Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)19:55:45 No.80268417 ► >>80268402 (OP) Man, our society is so f----- up. >> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)20:00:18 No.80268459 Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)20:09:59 No.80268556 File: Post Mamelone.jpg (1.84 MB, 5120x2880) >>80268402 (OP) I prefer his brother funniest s--- ever. imagine sitting down with your mother to finally have the talk as to why you don't have a father. >now, son... let me take you all the way back to 2025... the start of the goonicide...

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: 01f.jpg (107 KB, 716x708) Candlelight Vigil twitt Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)19:53:46 No.80268402 >>80268417 >>80268556 >Loving wife and kids >Successful HVAC technician >Own a hellcat >Overall respected by community y with To Erving Moinery Of th Nautica Malone REST IN POWER GOONLORD SUNDAY JANUARY 26TH, AT GAM >Somehow none of that stops him from exposing himself to cafe workers >Takes own life due to publicity >Legacy now known as the first ever to commit goonicide with teenagers holding a candlelight vigil in his name as the goonlord Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)19:55:45 No.80268417 ► >>80268402 (OP) Man, our society is so f----- up. >> Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)20:00:18 No.80268459 Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)20:09:59 No.80268556 File: Post Mamelone.jpg (1.84 MB, 5120x2880) >>80268402 (OP) I prefer his brother funniest s--- ever. imagine sitting down with your mother to finally have the talk as to why you don't have a father. >now, son... let me take you all the way back to 2025... the start of the goonicide...

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I dare say, wantest to croseth thy swords? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)22:25:34 No.702112287 Kingdom come 2.png 991 KB PNG >wanted to level up sword mastery and unlock master strike >talk to Hans and ask him if he wanted to cross swords >gay sex scene initiates W-- IS WRONG WITH MODERN GAMES

Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)22:25:34 No.702112287 Kingdom come 2.png 991 KB PNG >wanted to level up sword mastery and unlock master strike >talk to Hans and ask him if he wanted to cross swords >gay sex scene initiates W-- IS WRONG WITH MODERN GAMES

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Spino-bros... Its never been so over | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/05/25(Wed) 09:16:44 No.208420074 AB 8. JUNI JURASSIC WORLD AB The wall comes for all.jpg 1.1 MB JPG Why did they replace her with Scar Jo? Was it because she kept getting fatter with each sequel? Because she started to eat the dinos

Anonymous 02/05/25(Wed) 09:16:44 No.208420074 AB 8. JUNI JURASSIC WORLD AB The wall comes for all.jpg 1.1 MB JPG Why did they replace her with Scar Jo? Was it because she kept getting fatter with each sequel? Because she started to eat the dinos

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Which way, anon? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Is stoicism and buddhism the b(...) 1.02 MB PNG 02/05/25(Wed)03:49:04 No.80271786 >oh, your emotions arent the real you, just think through it or let go ok >have someone insult you in your face day in and day out >you evolutionary have the instinct to clock him in the f------ face >but instead you deny those feelings for the sake of le stoicism >eventually this anger lingers in you until you abuse drugs/alcohol, lash out on someone else unrelated, etc. VS. >have someone insult you in your face day in and day out >after giving them several chances, you clock him in the f------ face >rush of endorphins flow through you as you get your revenge, you get a jail record, but emotionally you are at peace >have a cool story to tell your children How is stoicism and buddhism still taken seriously? 5 Replies View Thread

: Anonymous Is stoicism and buddhism the b(...) 1.02 MB PNG 02/05/25(Wed)03:49:04 No.80271786 >oh, your emotions arent the real you, just think through it or let go ok >have someone insult you in your face day in and day out >you evolutionary have the instinct to clock him in the f------ face >but instead you deny those feelings for the sake of le stoicism >eventually this anger lingers in you until you abuse drugs/alcohol, lash out on someone else unrelated, etc. VS. >have someone insult you in your face day in and day out >after giving them several chances, you clock him in the f------ face >rush of endorphins flow through you as you get your revenge, you get a jail record, but emotionally you are at peace >have a cool story to tell your children How is stoicism and buddhism still taken seriously? 5 Replies View Thread

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: OztEdMCG) A *breathes in* Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)05:21:32 No.496548863 215 KB PNG НАНАНАННАВАВHAANABABNANANNAHАВВАНАВ ВАВАВНАНАННАНАНАНАНАНННАНАННАНАННАН АНАННАНАНАНАННАНАНАНАННАНАНАНАННА

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Anon is a Boomer | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)06:51:46 No.80271797 47 KB PNG >Be a boomer >Wake up next to wife >Take a s--- >Get out of bed >Take a 5 min shower >Leave towel on electric heater to dry >Get dressed in jeans and no shirt >Drink beer >Moe the lawn >Drink beer >Go to car dealership >Spend 0.000001% of my savings on a BMW m760e >Drive on the highway in the fast lane at 40mph to home depo >Buy a propane grill and a new toilet >Drive back on the wrong side of the highway >Crash for 23rd time this year >Insurance buys be a new car > Uber back home >House burned down >Wife burned to a crisp Women am I right?

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/05/25(Wed)06:51:46 No.80271797 47 KB PNG >Be a boomer >Wake up next to wife >Take a s--- >Get out of bed >Take a 5 min shower >Leave towel on electric heater to dry >Get dressed in jeans and no shirt >Drink beer >Moe the lawn >Drink beer >Go to car dealership >Spend 0.000001% of my savings on a BMW m760e >Drive on the highway in the fast lane at 40mph to home depo >Buy a propane grill and a new toilet >Drive back on the wrong side of the highway >Crash for 23rd time this year >Insurance buys be a new car > Uber back home >House burned down >Wife burned to a crisp Women am I right?

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Anon Likes Sonichu Comics | /r/Greentext

File: 350px-0773-CWC23.jpg (25 KB, 350×263) ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:47:55 No.147369825 >>147369837 >>147369840 >>147370563 He seems like the least autistic comic book creator now. ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)14:31:45 No.147370985 Said it before and I'll say it again, the man was a trailblazer: >Self-insert. >Sexual content in children's entertainment. >Portrays himself as all-powerful, but still pathetic. >Uses his work to try and get IRL sympathy. >Can't stop running his goddamn mouth on social media. >No original ideas, just combines other people's intellectual property. >Writes at a fourth-grade level. >Draws at a third-grade level. >Makes people he hates villains in his comic. >His comic takes place in a little hugbox where he's always in the right. >Thinks he's coming off as heroic, even as he acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. >Apes anime poorly. >Plot so thin that even the characters don't seem that invested in it. >Wastes entire pages on domestic horseshit. >Traces artwork and still can't get it right. >Loves multi-national corporations so much that he will put ads for them in his comics gratis. The crippling fear of gay guys is the only thing that would prevent Classic Chris-Chan from being a major player at any modern comics / cartoon studio.

File: 350px-0773-CWC23.jpg (25 KB, 350×263) ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:47:55 No.147369825 >>147369837 >>147369840 >>147370563 He seems like the least autistic comic book creator now. ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)14:31:45 No.147370985 Said it before and I'll say it again, the man was a trailblazer: >Self-insert. >Sexual content in children's entertainment. >Portrays himself as all-powerful, but still pathetic. >Uses his work to try and get IRL sympathy. >Can't stop running his goddamn mouth on social media. >No original ideas, just combines other people's intellectual property. >Writes at a fourth-grade level. >Draws at a third-grade level. >Makes people he hates villains in his comic. >His comic takes place in a little hugbox where he's always in the right. >Thinks he's coming off as heroic, even as he acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. >Apes anime poorly. >Plot so thin that even the characters don't seem that invested in it. >Wastes entire pages on domestic horseshit. >Traces artwork and still can't get it right. >Loves multi-national corporations so much that he will put ads for them in his comics gratis. The crippling fear of gay guys is the only thing that would prevent Classic Chris-Chan from being a major player at any modern comics / cartoon studio.

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Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon) 16:05:10 No.208203934 IMG_5146.jpg 74 KB JPG >try climing corporate ladder >have to fight narcissistic bosses while your dest floods with paperwork >work construction or other handyman work >have to live with constant body aches and fatigue >try easy entry level job >everybody looks down on you and treat you like s--- There really is no way out, is there?

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon) 16:05:10 No.208203934 IMG_5146.jpg 74 KB JPG >try climing corporate ladder >have to fight narcissistic bosses while your dest floods with paperwork >work construction or other handyman work >have to live with constant body aches and fatigue >try easy entry level job >everybody looks down on you and treat you like s--- There really is no way out, is there?

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Anonymous 6 KB JPG >wake up >eat >piss 02/05/25(Wed)01:31:29 No.80270394 >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of bed >eat >go to computer >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of computer chair >go to fridge >eat >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >put it in the fridge >close fridge >eat >get in bed >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >eat >go to sleep >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >rinse and repeat such is life

Anonymous 6 KB JPG >wake up >eat >piss 02/05/25(Wed)01:31:29 No.80270394 >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of bed >eat >go to computer >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >get out of computer chair >go to fridge >eat >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >put it in the fridge >close fridge >eat >get in bed >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >eat >go to sleep >take a fat greasy stinky s--- >rinse and repeat such is life

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Anons movie idea | /r/Greentext

CINEMA Wins 9 KB JPEG > I want a movie produced by a popular company that's like 10 minutes of exposition and then nothing happens > like the kids are about to go through this creepy door and the dad shows up and tells them to go to bed > and the next 2 hours of the movie is just them hanging out, living life > bonus points if cinemawins/cinemasins covers it and just comments on how good the main characters are at everyday life, especially trashing on the stereotypical loser kid > disney, hit me up|

CINEMA Wins 9 KB JPEG > I want a movie produced by a popular company that's like 10 minutes of exposition and then nothing happens > like the kids are about to go through this creepy door and the dad shows up and tells them to go to bed > and the next 2 hours of the movie is just them hanging out, living life > bonus points if cinemawins/cinemasins covers it and just comments on how good the main characters are at everyday life, especially trashing on the stereotypical loser kid > disney, hit me up|

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Anon's idea for a Family Guy movie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2025 09:37:41 No.147182605 Report Quoted By: >>147182785 >>147184334 >>147185551 >>147187294 >>147187409 >A sinkhole was accidentally planted into the suburbs of Quahog resulting a pollution crisis in the city, leading Mayor Wild West, the city council and the CIA (with Stan Smith making a cameo) to place a dome inside the Griffin's neighborhood >Lois goes on a protest by quickly blaming everything on Canada >Chris builds his own bodybuilding machine known as the InsanoFlex which turns out to be a mecha robot destroying Quahog >Meg gets a virus chip to time travel to other dimensions by stealing artifacts and even the past to terminate Peter >Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland also travel across the nation to get their precious TV back >Brian and Stewie travel around the world to find King Neptune's crown

Anonymous Sun 19 Jan 2025 09:37:41 No.147182605 Report Quoted By: >>147182785 >>147184334 >>147185551 >>147187294 >>147187409 >A sinkhole was accidentally planted into the suburbs of Quahog resulting a pollution crisis in the city, leading Mayor Wild West, the city council and the CIA (with Stan Smith making a cameo) to place a dome inside the Griffin's neighborhood >Lois goes on a protest by quickly blaming everything on Canada >Chris builds his own bodybuilding machine known as the InsanoFlex which turns out to be a mecha robot destroying Quahog >Meg gets a virus chip to time travel to other dimensions by stealing artifacts and even the past to terminate Peter >Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland also travel across the nation to get their precious TV back >Brian and Stewie travel around the world to find King Neptune's crown

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/04/25(Tue)14:57:42 No.80265905 388 KB PNG I got banned from reddit for not being fat and retarded enough.

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/04/25(Tue)14:57:42 No.80265905 388 KB PNG I got banned from reddit for not being fat and retarded enough.

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Anons living the dream life | /r/Greentext

1d (12/27 14:23)-30449273 1 Reply >>30448949 >beg wagies for 10 dollars >go score some fent with your 10 dollars >get high and pass out in an alley >wake up and repeat Living off the land OD

1d (12/27 14:23)-30449273 1 Reply >>30448949 >beg wagies for 10 dollars >go score some fent with your 10 dollars >get high and pass out in an alley >wake up and repeat Living off the land OD

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Still a little sore. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: CEC1f9Z4) >>496464562 (OP) # 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:32 No.496465583 >oy vey think about the fauci and the big pharma corps making money from the man made viruses killing people! total big pharma death total fauci death Anonymous (ID: hnuJWKNO) 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:58 No.496465626 >WON'T ANYBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE PHARMACEUTICAL CORPORATION'S PROFIT MARGINS????????????????????

Anonymous (ID: CEC1f9Z4) >>496464562 (OP) # 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:32 No.496465583 >oy vey think about the fauci and the big pharma corps making money from the man made viruses killing people! total big pharma death total fauci death Anonymous (ID: hnuJWKNO) 02/04/25(Tue)10:01:58 No.496465626 >WON'T ANYBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE PHARMACEUTICAL CORPORATION'S PROFIT MARGINS????????????????????

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Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)10:40:07 No.80263750 What's Inside a Manhole? 31K views • 1 hour ago 147 KB PNG >Leave computer >Take a s--- >Go back to computer >Refresh YouTube >First video on my feed How did they know I just took a s---? 13:10

Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)10:40:07 No.80263750 What's Inside a Manhole? 31K views • 1 hour ago 147 KB PNG >Leave computer >Take a s--- >Go back to computer >Refresh YouTube >First video on my feed How did they know I just took a s---? 13:10

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Socrates, the first documented shitposter in history | /r/Greentext

On the earliest papyrus recordings of Plato's dialogue with the mathematician Theaitetus, quotes from Socrates are indicated by ">" to the left of each quotation. 75816 IPH STONETE KHAYNAM Ticke LINANTAM Ελα TOUNICOTTAEYPON ΕΠΙΠΕΔΟΝ ΑΡΙΘΜ >be me

On the earliest papyrus recordings of Plato's dialogue with the mathematician Theaitetus, quotes from Socrates are indicated by ">" to the left of each quotation. 75816 IPH STONETE KHAYNAM Ticke LINANTAM Ελα TOUNICOTTAEYPON ΕΠΙΠΕΔΟΝ ΑΡΙΘΜ >be me

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