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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: file.png (381 KB, 861x420) Fed anon here. Anonymous (ID: XXBa8bPf) 11/28/23(Tue)11:45:01 No.450236467 I work as a senior intelligence analyst for a three letter agency in the US, in the "cybercrime surveillance department". Our job is to monitor the internet for potential threats and to take preemptive action, before they develop into real life situations. My superiors tasked me to monitor this site about 3 months ago, because they concluded that /pol/ could be below their radar. When I was informed by them to monitor this site, I was very eager to start work. In the past, I have helped take down hostile domestic actors, before they could cause serious "problems". Of course, track records like this are important for the resumé of myself and the other guys that work in this department, because it is the basis for future promotions and advancement in the career. When my colleagues heard about my future task, the old guys started making jokes at first which I ignored. Now, three months later, I understand what they meant. Let me put it straight to you: You guys posting here are no threat, you are a joke! I have seen a lot of real online threats during the course of my career, and I haven't seen a single one that matches even the less dangerous ones I encountered so far. This board is all about empty threats, lots of big mouth talk, but inaction. I am becoming depressed at the moment, because this board is apparently a waste of time for highly qualified specialists like myself. Having to waste my time every day for hours on end to read through all the crap posted here really makes me depressed, because I know that the chance to prevent any real online threats here is at exactly zero. This board is a joke, it is apparent that most of you are losers with big mouths on the internet, and I have to waste my time here, without a chance that it will yield any valuable intelligence and career advancement for me. Go f--- yourselves.
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: file.png (381 KB, 861x420) Fed anon here. Anonymous (ID: XXBa8bPf) 11/28/23(Tue)11:45:01 No.450236467 I work as a senior intelligence analyst for a three letter agency in the US, in the "cybercrime surveillance department". Our job is to monitor the internet for potential threats and to take preemptive action, before they develop into real life situations. My superiors tasked me to monitor this site about 3 months ago, because they concluded that /pol/ could be below their radar. When I was informed by them to monitor this site, I was very eager to start work. In the past, I have helped take down hostile domestic actors, before they could cause serious "problems". Of course, track records like this are important for the resumé of myself and the other guys that work in this department, because it is the basis for future promotions and advancement in the career. When my colleagues heard about my future task, the old guys started making jokes at first which I ignored. Now, three months later, I understand what they meant. Let me put it straight to you: You guys posting here are no threat, you are a joke! I have seen a lot of real online threats during the course of my career, and I haven't seen a single one that matches even the less dangerous ones I encountered so far. This board is all about empty threats, lots of big mouth talk, but inaction. I am becoming depressed at the moment, because this board is apparently a waste of time for highly qualified specialists like myself. Having to waste my time every day for hours on end to read through all the crap posted here really makes me depressed, because I know that the chance to prevent any real online threats here is at exactly zero. This board is a joke, it is apparent that most of you are losers with big mouths on the internet, and I have to waste my time here, without a chance that it will yield any valuable intelligence and career advancement for me. Go f--- yourselves.

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Anonymous 190 KB JPG 11/28/23(Tue)22:11:07 No.75581995 >go to music studio >pay the guy $500 >rap >put it on SoundCloud >pay someone $500 to make a music video out of the least awful track >unlimited free p---- why don't incels just do this?
Anonymous 190 KB JPG 11/28/23(Tue)22:11:07 No.75581995 >go to music studio >pay the guy $500 >rap >put it on SoundCloud >pay someone $500 to make a music video out of the least awful track >unlimited free p---- why don't incels just do this?

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The X Factor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: wpsqa6dY) [ 11/28/23(Tue)14:37:08 No.19149277 >UK healthcare professionals are preparing for a potential new pandemic known as 'Disease X,' which could be more deadly than COVID-19, with the capacity to result in 20 times more fatalities. Disease X could potentially cause up to 50 million deaths. >Health experts are sounding the alarm about "Disease X," a term coined by the World Health Organization. They warn that this potential new pandemic has the capacity to result in 20 times more fatalities than the coronavirus. The COVID- 19 pandemic began in 2020 and has tragically claimed the lives of over 2.5 million people worldwide. 1.35 MB GIF >Based on expert estimates, Disease X could potentially result in up to 50 million fatalities. "Let me put it this way: the 1918-19 flu pandemic killed at least 50 million people worldwide, twice as many as were killed in World War I. Today, we could expect a similar death toll from one of the many viruses that already exist," she told the Daily Mail.
Anonymous (ID: wpsqa6dY) [ 11/28/23(Tue)14:37:08 No.19149277 >UK healthcare professionals are preparing for a potential new pandemic known as 'Disease X,' which could be more deadly than COVID-19, with the capacity to result in 20 times more fatalities. Disease X could potentially cause up to 50 million deaths. >Health experts are sounding the alarm about "Disease X," a term coined by the World Health Organization. They warn that this potential new pandemic has the capacity to result in 20 times more fatalities than the coronavirus. The COVID- 19 pandemic began in 2020 and has tragically claimed the lives of over 2.5 million people worldwide. 1.35 MB GIF >Based on expert estimates, Disease X could potentially result in up to 50 million fatalities. "Let me put it this way: the 1918-19 flu pandemic killed at least 50 million people worldwide, twice as many as were killed in World War I. Today, we could expect a similar death toll from one of the many viruses that already exist," she told the Daily Mail.

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Breaking Point | /r/Greentext

Anonymous a big reason to kill myself 11/28/23(Tue)19:11:39 No.75580475 >worked s----- job in a kitchen for literally one day when I was young >toenail got infected, assumed it'd go away on its own >it doesn't and I'm too afraid to tell my parents that I'm worried about it >one day I snap and rip it off almost completely and hope it grows back normally 346 KB PNG >it doesn't, grows back thickened and ugly >finally lose hope and look it up online >says it's permanent what the f--- I seriously want to die. one of the only reasons I had to live is that I wasn't disgusting and ugly and that one day my effort might pay off and I could be cute. seriously this is an old person problem but I'm not even 25 yet, F--- THIS
Anonymous a big reason to kill myself 11/28/23(Tue)19:11:39 No.75580475 >worked s----- job in a kitchen for literally one day when I was young >toenail got infected, assumed it'd go away on its own >it doesn't and I'm too afraid to tell my parents that I'm worried about it >one day I snap and rip it off almost completely and hope it grows back normally 346 KB PNG >it doesn't, grows back thickened and ugly >finally lose hope and look it up online >says it's permanent what the f--- I seriously want to die. one of the only reasons I had to live is that I wasn't disgusting and ugly and that one day my effort might pay off and I could be cute. seriously this is an old person problem but I'm not even 25 yet, F--- THIS

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anon’s hobby comes in handy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PEPE 11/29/23(Wed)16:53:15 No.75583364 16 KB JPG >be me >playing vidya on a Sunday night >phone rings, it's mom >anon, do you know what powered the initial versions of the F-104 Starfighter? >huh.jpg >uh, the general electric J79 fed by two radially mounted half shock cone intakes. why are you asking? >hear a muffled cheer in the background >turns out my parents were playing a trivia night and used me as their lifeline >mfw being an aviation nerd won my parents 10 grand
Anonymous PEPE 11/29/23(Wed)16:53:15 No.75583364 16 KB JPG >be me >playing vidya on a Sunday night >phone rings, it's mom >anon, do you know what powered the initial versions of the F-104 Starfighter? >huh.jpg >uh, the general electric J79 fed by two radially mounted half shock cone intakes. why are you asking? >hear a muffled cheer in the background >turns out my parents were playing a trivia night and used me as their lifeline >mfw being an aviation nerd won my parents 10 grand

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Anon is hungry | /r/Greentext

File: 1.png (216 KB, 505x437) Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:41:35 No.910040716 [Reply] >Hamas >ham >ass >ham ass >suddenly it all makes perfect sense >> Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:42:31 No.910040763 Needing soy to feed your roaches?
File: 1.png (216 KB, 505x437) Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:41:35 No.910040716 [Reply] >Hamas >ham >ass >ham ass >suddenly it all makes perfect sense >> Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)15:42:31 No.910040763 Needing soy to feed your roaches?

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The Monochrome Week | /r/Greentext

A picture is worth a thousand words. A picture is worth a thousand (...) 11/28/23(Tue)14:55:41 No.75577747 40 KB JPG >Be me 58F. >Wake up hungover at 6 am in super 8 single motel room (My residence) >I had to move out from trailer park ever since my husband got sent to jail for aggravated assault. >Smoke 2 cigarettes while in shower, then apply make up. >Leave motel room, get in my 1989 Oldsmobile cutlass sierra and drive above the speed limit to my part time job at Verizon call centre where I am a supervisor. >Work until the end of my shift (2pm) >Drive filthy old car to gas station convenience store where I do my weekly grocery shopping (3 cans on hotdogs and beans, toaster bread, 10 packs of Pall Mall menthol lights and 7 bottles of Smirnoff) >Drive back to super 8 motel room. >Reheat food on portable electric cooker. >Eat while watching the TruTV in hotel bed. >Chug bottle of Smirnoff and pass out. >Repeat until Saturday.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A picture is worth a thousand (...) 11/28/23(Tue)14:55:41 No.75577747 40 KB JPG >Be me 58F. >Wake up hungover at 6 am in super 8 single motel room (My residence) >I had to move out from trailer park ever since my husband got sent to jail for aggravated assault. >Smoke 2 cigarettes while in shower, then apply make up. >Leave motel room, get in my 1989 Oldsmobile cutlass sierra and drive above the speed limit to my part time job at Verizon call centre where I am a supervisor. >Work until the end of my shift (2pm) >Drive filthy old car to gas station convenience store where I do my weekly grocery shopping (3 cans on hotdogs and beans, toaster bread, 10 packs of Pall Mall menthol lights and 7 bottles of Smirnoff) >Drive back to super 8 motel room. >Reheat food on portable electric cooker. >Eat while watching the TruTV in hotel bed. >Chug bottle of Smirnoff and pass out. >Repeat until Saturday.

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The Love Detox | /r/Greentext

How do you remove a first love from your brain? How do you remove a first love(...) 11/28/23(Tue)21:05:23 No.19151065 36 KB JPG >dated many girls >said we loved eachother (wasn't sincerely real) >finally got the first true actual love >f----- up, lost her >been 4 years >even have a new gf >first love still lingers in my brain and I end up thinking about her AT LEAST 2~3 times a week >feel like I'm just living lie, things shouldn't have turned out this way If I have to deal with this s--- for the rest of my life then shouldn't i just logically kill myself? Also, I blame you for making me lose her. If I didn't start using this f----- s------- when I was 14 then I wouldn't have become such a sperg retard and lost her
How do you remove a first love from your brain? How do you remove a first love(...) 11/28/23(Tue)21:05:23 No.19151065 36 KB JPG >dated many girls >said we loved eachother (wasn't sincerely real) >finally got the first true actual love >f----- up, lost her >been 4 years >even have a new gf >first love still lingers in my brain and I end up thinking about her AT LEAST 2~3 times a week >feel like I'm just living lie, things shouldn't have turned out this way If I have to deal with this s--- for the rest of my life then shouldn't i just logically kill myself? Also, I blame you for making me lose her. If I didn't start using this f----- s------- when I was 14 then I wouldn't have become such a sperg retard and lost her

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Anon wants to watch a movie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: HwcjDUBA RIP Carter GACvpW7bYAMzE0w.png 307 KB PNG Not much time left Anonymous (ID: liu0Vqy2 >>450279162 (OP) # He doesn't look so good. 11/28/23(Tue)19:37:49 No.450279162 Anonymous (ID: skEAoXc4 11/28/23(Tue)19:45:53 No.450279798 >>450280064 # >>450281841 # >>450286089 # >>450287898 # >>450290296 # >>450301522 # >>450302795 # >>450304300 # 11/28/23(Tue)19:46:59 No.450279895 >>450279162 (OP) # man.. i suddenly want to rewatch raiders of the lost ark for some reason >>450279990 # >>450280434 # >>450282659 #
Anonymous (ID: HwcjDUBA RIP Carter GACvpW7bYAMzE0w.png 307 KB PNG Not much time left Anonymous (ID: liu0Vqy2 >>450279162 (OP) # He doesn't look so good. 11/28/23(Tue)19:37:49 No.450279162 Anonymous (ID: skEAoXc4 11/28/23(Tue)19:45:53 No.450279798 >>450280064 # >>450281841 # >>450286089 # >>450287898 # >>450290296 # >>450301522 # >>450302795 # >>450304300 # 11/28/23(Tue)19:46:59 No.450279895 >>450279162 (OP) # man.. i suddenly want to rewatch raiders of the lost ark for some reason >>450279990 # >>450280434 # >>450282659 #

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anon is ignored | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >post thread >0 replies 11/28/23(Tue)22:18:28 No.910036114 sadsadadada.jpg 126 KB JPG >search archives years later for my thread >find someone copied my thread same picture as well and posted it couple of days after mine and then another time a couple months after that >both have hundreds of replies ??????
: Anonymous >post thread >0 replies 11/28/23(Tue)22:18:28 No.910036114 sadsadadada.jpg 126 KB JPG >search archives years later for my thread >find someone copied my thread same picture as well and posted it couple of days after mine and then another time a couple months after that >both have hundreds of replies ??????

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Anon forgot about Disney adults | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/29/23(Wed)17:54:34 No.192619177 WALT DISNEY PICTURES disney logo.jpg 61 KB JPG >alienate conservative families who have tons of kids >pander to groups that don't and won't have children like gays, trannies, soibois, wine aunts and millennials >"w-- why are our movies flopping, theme parks empty and merch not selling?" Did ANYONE at Disney ever go to business school?
: Anonymous 11/29/23(Wed)17:54:34 No.192619177 WALT DISNEY PICTURES disney logo.jpg 61 KB JPG >alienate conservative families who have tons of kids >pander to groups that don't and won't have children like gays, trannies, soibois, wine aunts and millennials >"w-- why are our movies flopping, theme parks empty and merch not selling?" Did ANYONE at Disney ever go to business school?

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Grog nothing but limp berrypicker. Grog should commit fast rock to head. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/19/18(Sun)13:04:08 No.7041203 >cave painting girl will be never real it not fair 3 KB PNG 2 Replies Anonymous grog is f-- >>7041222 # 08/19/18(Sun)13:06:23 No.7041213 Anonymous View Thread 08/19/18(Sun)13:07:53 No.7041222 >>7041213 # grog not!!
Anonymous 08/19/18(Sun)13:04:08 No.7041203 >cave painting girl will be never real it not fair 3 KB PNG 2 Replies Anonymous grog is f-- >>7041222 # 08/19/18(Sun)13:06:23 No.7041213 Anonymous View Thread 08/19/18(Sun)13:07:53 No.7041222 >>7041213 # grog not!!

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Anon hate sexy ghost girl. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/27/23(Mon)23:39:43 No.658855838 1.44 MB PNG 4/54 3 >AHHH NOOO A SEXY GHOST GIRL IS RIDING ME I'M GOING INSANNNNEE
Anonymous 11/27/23(Mon)23:39:43 No.658855838 1.44 MB PNG 4/54 3 >AHHH NOOO A SEXY GHOST GIRL IS RIDING ME I'M GOING INSANNNNEE

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Anon reveals Millenials Movie formula | /r/Greentext

File: 1700867754463217.jpg (91 KB, 1280x720) MILLENNIAL WRITING Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)12:21:03 No.192586579 [Reply] >multiverses >aliens that are basically space Muslims >actual space Muslims >john wick style cartoon gunplay >the priest/politician everyone loves actually has a dark secret 213 replies and 17 images omitted. Click here to view.
File: 1700867754463217.jpg (91 KB, 1280x720) MILLENNIAL WRITING Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)12:21:03 No.192586579 [Reply] >multiverses >aliens that are basically space Muslims >actual space Muslims >john wick style cartoon gunplay >the priest/politician everyone loves actually has a dark secret 213 replies and 17 images omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon cant into arena shooters | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous XIX QUAKE 11/29/23(Wed)12:40:09 No.658964262 LIVE GOODGOOOOOOOR m quake-live-pros-and-cons.png 1.54 MB PNG >Kills you >Respawn >You now have 3 seconds to find weapons and armor before you are killed again >Enemy has more weapons than you, more health, and can better contest pickups than you >Game becomes who can keep the snowball going the longest I understand why these kinds of games died, nobody wants to stare at a respawn screen for half the match and have to learn every map, pickup spawn and mega timer while having good movement and aim to get a chance at not going 0-20. TDM feels super dated compared to the other top fps games. This is one of the only times I agree that a game needs to be more casualized. At least add some sort of comeback mechanic, snowballing is retarded in any game.
: Anonymous XIX QUAKE 11/29/23(Wed)12:40:09 No.658964262 LIVE GOODGOOOOOOOR m quake-live-pros-and-cons.png 1.54 MB PNG >Kills you >Respawn >You now have 3 seconds to find weapons and armor before you are killed again >Enemy has more weapons than you, more health, and can better contest pickups than you >Game becomes who can keep the snowball going the longest I understand why these kinds of games died, nobody wants to stare at a respawn screen for half the match and have to learn every map, pickup spawn and mega timer while having good movement and aim to get a chance at not going 0-20. TDM feels super dated compared to the other top fps games. This is one of the only times I agree that a game needs to be more casualized. At least add some sort of comeback mechanic, snowballing is retarded in any game.

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Anon starts a company | /r/Greentext

File: 1700667734344046.png (139 KB, 549x528) THAT FEELING WHEN YOU GROW UP BEING TOLD WOMEN ARE EQUALS BUT WOMENS BEHAVIOUR MAKES YOU REALISE THE MISOGYNISTS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG Apparently you haven't been able to do that since like 1967 or something Anonymous (ID: FSr2zghl) 11/28/23 (Tue)18:13:53 No.450286970 ► >>450287047 >>450287170 >>450287270 >>450287471 >Started my first company >Talking with a business development expert >Tell him I wanted to hire only women >He asked "I don't mean to offend you, but in this short conversation you've called me various different slurs 15 times. You are a walking social hurricane of destruction. Why, why, WHY would you think this is a good idea?" >"Well I can pay them 20% less than I would pay a man, right?" Picrel, his face when
File: 1700667734344046.png (139 KB, 549x528) THAT FEELING WHEN YOU GROW UP BEING TOLD WOMEN ARE EQUALS BUT WOMENS BEHAVIOUR MAKES YOU REALISE THE MISOGYNISTS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG Apparently you haven't been able to do that since like 1967 or something Anonymous (ID: FSr2zghl) 11/28/23 (Tue)18:13:53 No.450286970 ► >>450287047 >>450287170 >>450287270 >>450287471 >Started my first company >Talking with a business development expert >Tell him I wanted to hire only women >He asked "I don't mean to offend you, but in this short conversation you've called me various different slurs 15 times. You are a walking social hurricane of destruction. Why, why, WHY would you think this is a good idea?" >"Well I can pay them 20% less than I would pay a man, right?" Picrel, his face when

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The 4chan Abyss | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MQmaBBxY) I 11/28/23(Tue)12:49:26 No.19148659 >Be me. >Tired of being. >Go to fancy indoor pool at my new apartment. >There's nothing but brownies everywhere. >Exactly what you would expect, loud music, people smoking right outside the entrance, standing by the side in full coats and saggy pants, unsupervised kids raising hell everywhere. Just the opposite of pool vibes. >Start thinking about how this country is going to s---. 704 KB PNG >Dead serious, it took me seeing my reflection in the pool to remember I'm black. Probably the blackest one there. I think i'm spending too much time on this website...
Anonymous (ID: MQmaBBxY) I 11/28/23(Tue)12:49:26 No.19148659 >Be me. >Tired of being. >Go to fancy indoor pool at my new apartment. >There's nothing but brownies everywhere. >Exactly what you would expect, loud music, people smoking right outside the entrance, standing by the side in full coats and saggy pants, unsupervised kids raising hell everywhere. Just the opposite of pool vibes. >Start thinking about how this country is going to s---. 704 KB PNG >Dead serious, it took me seeing my reflection in the pool to remember I'm black. Probably the blackest one there. I think i'm spending too much time on this website...

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Anon is an Archaeologist | /r/Greentext

Prehistoric women were probably better at hunting than men, scientists suggest Their metabolism meant they had superior endurance while evidence from bones showed that females suffered hunting-related wounds By Joe Pinkstone, SCIENCE CORRESPONDENT 27 November 2023.7:38pm W 583 Actress Raquel Welch on the set of One Million Years BC Anonymous (ID: QpliYgUL) 11/28/23(Tue) 19:39:29 No.450279281 THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SCIENCE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Anonymous (ID: 8RUqVW/H )| >>450279281 (OP) >woman sits in cave 11/28/23(Tue)20:59:15 No.450285763 >man goes hunting >man gets home to cave >woman complains that he isnt bringing home only filet mignons and shes not eating ribeye again because she deserves better >no no fault divorce >no lawyers and courts to r--- you >no social media to cry on >man clubs her in the shins with his club to shut her up >6000 years later >OMG WOMEN HAD HUNTING ACCIDENTS GUYS LOOK THEY WERE BETTER HUNTERS THAN MEN TRUST THE SCIENCE
Prehistoric women were probably better at hunting than men, scientists suggest Their metabolism meant they had superior endurance while evidence from bones showed that females suffered hunting-related wounds By Joe Pinkstone, SCIENCE CORRESPONDENT 27 November 2023.7:38pm W 583 Actress Raquel Welch on the set of One Million Years BC Anonymous (ID: QpliYgUL) 11/28/23(Tue) 19:39:29 No.450279281 THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SCIENCE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Anonymous (ID: 8RUqVW/H )| >>450279281 (OP) >woman sits in cave 11/28/23(Tue)20:59:15 No.450285763 >man goes hunting >man gets home to cave >woman complains that he isnt bringing home only filet mignons and shes not eating ribeye again because she deserves better >no no fault divorce >no lawyers and courts to r--- you >no social media to cry on >man clubs her in the shins with his club to shut her up >6000 years later >OMG WOMEN HAD HUNTING ACCIDENTS GUYS LOOK THEY WERE BETTER HUNTERS THAN MEN TRUST THE SCIENCE

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Pill Pilfering | /r/Greentext

11/28/23(Tue)05:43:33 No.75574427 >try to steal my mother's opioid painkillers again >she yells at me >start crying >grab them and run out the house in tears >walking along high street >too autistic to go into starbucks because there's people in there >wait for 2 hours in the freezing cold until I see a free table in the far corner >too scared to order >leave Anonymous 60 KB JPG >start walking back home >see a half bottle of pepsi on the seat of a bus stop >currently sitting next to it pretending to wait for the bus until everyone who saw the pepsi wasn't mine is gone >going to take 8 xanax with it come to papa
11/28/23(Tue)05:43:33 No.75574427 >try to steal my mother's opioid painkillers again >she yells at me >start crying >grab them and run out the house in tears >walking along high street >too autistic to go into starbucks because there's people in there >wait for 2 hours in the freezing cold until I see a free table in the far corner >too scared to order >leave Anonymous 60 KB JPG >start walking back home >see a half bottle of pepsi on the seat of a bus stop >currently sitting next to it pretending to wait for the bus until everyone who saw the pepsi wasn't mine is gone >going to take 8 xanax with it come to papa

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What was her problem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 19000 11/28/23(Tue)14:40:12 No.192593826 918 KB PNG >Peter, I don't want to hear about your 2 jobs, university, internship, dead parents, dead uncle and 1 living related soul who is a sick old lady, financial struggles, loss of your house and your scooter that got demolished in a car accident. Why didn't you show up to my play? I have to f--- Chad now, bye
Anonymous 19000 11/28/23(Tue)14:40:12 No.192593826 918 KB PNG >Peter, I don't want to hear about your 2 jobs, university, internship, dead parents, dead uncle and 1 living related soul who is a sick old lady, financial struggles, loss of your house and your scooter that got demolished in a car accident. Why didn't you show up to my play? I have to f--- Chad now, bye

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