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Anonymous 899 KB PNG >be me 09/21/23(Thu)09:50:15 No.15760341 >browsing plebbit r/Am/TheAsshole >see a post titled "would I be the a------ for giving my wife my old Airpods" >why the f < would that make anybody the a------ >post is about a 40 year old man who got a new pair of airpods for free so he wants to give his wife his old pair >says her birthday is coming up and he got her a couple other gifts and would it be weird if he gave her the old pair instead of the new one >man is absolutely blasted in the comments >people call him disgusting, selfish, creepy, arrogant >some femoid goes off screaming about how everyone always ignores women's birthdays >another dude points out the man got his wife other birthday gifts and is downvoted into oblivion >several people say this marriage sounds like it's headed for divorce >have idea >literally copy the post word for word, change genders and ages so that it's an 18yo girl asking if she can give her 20yo boyfriend the headphones >votes roll in, 95% not the a------ >guys saying "you would be spoiling him too much" >guys saying "you already got him other gifts why not keep both pairs of headphones" >guys saying fake boyfriend is creepy for dating "someone so young AND expecting fancy gifts" >just as expected >close plebbit and thank god that i'm not a soyboy Man, no wonder people hate redditors
Anonymous 899 KB PNG >be me 09/21/23(Thu)09:50:15 No.15760341 >browsing plebbit r/Am/TheAsshole >see a post titled "would I be the a------ for giving my wife my old Airpods" >why the f < would that make anybody the a------ >post is about a 40 year old man who got a new pair of airpods for free so he wants to give his wife his old pair >says her birthday is coming up and he got her a couple other gifts and would it be weird if he gave her the old pair instead of the new one >man is absolutely blasted in the comments >people call him disgusting, selfish, creepy, arrogant >some femoid goes off screaming about how everyone always ignores women's birthdays >another dude points out the man got his wife other birthday gifts and is downvoted into oblivion >several people say this marriage sounds like it's headed for divorce >have idea >literally copy the post word for word, change genders and ages so that it's an 18yo girl asking if she can give her 20yo boyfriend the headphones >votes roll in, 95% not the a------ >guys saying "you would be spoiling him too much" >guys saying "you already got him other gifts why not keep both pairs of headphones" >guys saying fake boyfriend is creepy for dating "someone so young AND expecting fancy gifts" >just as expected >close plebbit and thank god that i'm not a soyboy Man, no wonder people hate redditors

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Eric Roberts cca may 84 KB JPG also into finance >Be me, 23M >Hardcore finance nerd >Go through company financials day and night like an autist, deciding where to invest >Eventually grew a portfolio in the 7 figures within a few years >Go on a date with a chick who is >mid conversation, she mentions that she sold all her shares in tesla and starbucks due to their low ESG scores >eventually ends up asking me what I have in my portfolio >Lockheed Martin, General Dynamic, Exxon Mobil, Royal Dutch Shell, Phillip Morris, Imperial Brands, Anheuser Busch, Heineken, Wells Fargo, JP Morgan >She seems visibly uncomfortable >in an attempt to change the topic, she asks me what car I drive >1984 Toyota Hilux >She gets up and leaves
Eric Roberts cca may 84 KB JPG also into finance >Be me, 23M >Hardcore finance nerd >Go through company financials day and night like an autist, deciding where to invest >Eventually grew a portfolio in the 7 figures within a few years >Go on a date with a chick who is >mid conversation, she mentions that she sold all her shares in tesla and starbucks due to their low ESG scores >eventually ends up asking me what I have in my portfolio >Lockheed Martin, General Dynamic, Exxon Mobil, Royal Dutch Shell, Phillip Morris, Imperial Brands, Anheuser Busch, Heineken, Wells Fargo, JP Morgan >She seems visibly uncomfortable >in an attempt to change the topic, she asks me what car I drive >1984 Toyota Hilux >She gets up and leaves

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Anon makes a theory of the third world war | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 00VZK+5c 12/23/24(Mon)02:39:15 No.492120665 >>492119633 # Checked >Trump invades Greenland >EU condemns, declares war >Tough guy Trudeau declares war for Canada >NATO dissolves >Ukraine collapses overnight >Trump-Putin alliance formed >Europoors freeze to death when Russian energy cut off and HAARP blots out the sun for months >Trump stages false flag with Mexico >Trump takes Canada >Trump takes Mexico >Trump takes Greenland >Kim joins Trump-Putin alliance >Kim volunteers to sacrifice North Korea for Trump, his only true friend in the world >Kim nukes China >10 million 4" penised 4' North Koreans rush the border >B63 nuclear bombs annihilate China's pacific coast >w----- uprising >Belt & Road is over >SATAN-2s annihilate Israel >Trump annihilates South Korea, unifies the peninsula under Kim's heir Kim jong bing bong >Putin reforms renewed USSR >Superpowers keep each other in check >World peace except in Africa which becomes a hunting ground for racists >N------ shot from trains like buffalo >World peace
Anonymous (ID: 00VZK+5c 12/23/24(Mon)02:39:15 No.492120665 >>492119633 # Checked >Trump invades Greenland >EU condemns, declares war >Tough guy Trudeau declares war for Canada >NATO dissolves >Ukraine collapses overnight >Trump-Putin alliance formed >Europoors freeze to death when Russian energy cut off and HAARP blots out the sun for months >Trump stages false flag with Mexico >Trump takes Canada >Trump takes Mexico >Trump takes Greenland >Kim joins Trump-Putin alliance >Kim volunteers to sacrifice North Korea for Trump, his only true friend in the world >Kim nukes China >10 million 4" penised 4' North Koreans rush the border >B63 nuclear bombs annihilate China's pacific coast >w----- uprising >Belt & Road is over >SATAN-2s annihilate Israel >Trump annihilates South Korea, unifies the peninsula under Kim's heir Kim jong bing bong >Putin reforms renewed USSR >Superpowers keep each other in check >World peace except in Africa which becomes a hunting ground for racists >N------ shot from trains like buffalo >World peace

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Anon defends Manifest Destiny | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: UKjwOUZC 12/23/24(Mon)01:46:14 No.492118209 >>492116906 (OP) # >INVADE GREENLAND >INVADE CANADA >INVADE MEXICO >INVADE CUBA LETS F------ GO BOIS WE WILL TAKE WHAT IS OUR RIGHT BY MANIFEST DESTINY >>492118379 # >>492118834 #
Anonymous (ID: UKjwOUZC 12/23/24(Mon)01:46:14 No.492118209 >>492116906 (OP) # >INVADE GREENLAND >INVADE CANADA >INVADE MEXICO >INVADE CUBA LETS F------ GO BOIS WE WILL TAKE WHAT IS OUR RIGHT BY MANIFEST DESTINY >>492118379 # >>492118834 #

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Exemplary father figure | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/10/24(Tue)14:17:59 No.206873696 S ZZIA यव 1730727014912.jpg 866 KB JPG >Ah, boy, what a lovely day, can't wait to get back to my home and wife and son and enjoy some quality family time, I even bought pizza, I love them so much
: Anonymous 12/10/24(Tue)14:17:59 No.206873696 S ZZIA यव 1730727014912.jpg 866 KB JPG >Ah, boy, what a lovely day, can't wait to get back to my home and wife and son and enjoy some quality family time, I even bought pizza, I love them so much

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Caught one in the wild | /r/Greentext

12:02 M UE Q boards.4chan.org/b/ 6 98 KB JPG ll 47% Anonymous 842 KB JPG 12/22/24(Sun)23:45:04 No.929002288 >I like girl's faces >No one calls me a face fetishist >I like girl's boobs >No one calls me a boob fetishist >I like girl's asses >No one calls me an ass fetishist >I like girl's shoulders >No one calls me a shoulder fetishist >I like girl's legs >No one calls me a leg fetishist >I like girls' feet >Suddenly everyone has a problem 6 Replies / 4 Images Anonymous View Thread 12/22/24(Sun)23:54:21 No.929002545 44 KB JPG Girl with ugly feets is an instant pass |||
12:02 M UE Q boards.4chan.org/b/ 6 98 KB JPG ll 47% Anonymous 842 KB JPG 12/22/24(Sun)23:45:04 No.929002288 >I like girl's faces >No one calls me a face fetishist >I like girl's boobs >No one calls me a boob fetishist >I like girl's asses >No one calls me an ass fetishist >I like girl's shoulders >No one calls me a shoulder fetishist >I like girl's legs >No one calls me a leg fetishist >I like girls' feet >Suddenly everyone has a problem 6 Replies / 4 Images Anonymous View Thread 12/22/24(Sun)23:54:21 No.929002545 44 KB JPG Girl with ugly feets is an instant pass |||

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Anon plays a game | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous PlayStation M TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION METAL GEAR ALGEAR 55 KB PNG 12/22/24(Sun)23:43:51 No.698106471 >bought this horseshit game at a hollywood video going out of business sale when i was a teen >got stuck, couldn't find the door to progress the story >hadn't tried again in over 10 years since the ps3 i played it on killed itself >notice they actually sell it on the ps store now and it was on sale for 14 bucks >buy it and try it again >get stuck IN THE EXACT SAME F------ PLACE what are you supposed to do, buy a guide?
: Anonymous PlayStation M TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION METAL GEAR ALGEAR 55 KB PNG 12/22/24(Sun)23:43:51 No.698106471 >bought this horseshit game at a hollywood video going out of business sale when i was a teen >got stuck, couldn't find the door to progress the story >hadn't tried again in over 10 years since the ps3 i played it on killed itself >notice they actually sell it on the ps store now and it was on sale for 14 bucks >buy it and try it again >get stuck IN THE EXACT SAME F------ PLACE what are you supposed to do, buy a guide?

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Anon's wife is worried | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 599 KB JPG 12/22/24(Sun) 20:39:59 No.205896871 >wife is japanese >teaches japanese to westerners >a lot of the men tell her how they want to move to japan and get visas >they ask her how to get a Japanese gf and that they want to get japanese wives >they have no shame >wife tells me shes worried about immigrants What the f--- is wrong with you retards
Anonymous 599 KB JPG 12/22/24(Sun) 20:39:59 No.205896871 >wife is japanese >teaches japanese to westerners >a lot of the men tell her how they want to move to japan and get visas >they ask her how to get a Japanese gf and that they want to get japanese wives >they have no shame >wife tells me shes worried about immigrants What the f--- is wrong with you retards

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Your daily straight man post | /r/Greentext

Anonymous EWA 96 KB JPG AllAmeric 12/17/24(Tue)06:59:38 No.38303603 >'straight' as a child, crushes on girls >once I became exposed to p---------- I got super horny for the women, but also soon noticed I got horny for the men and cocks >from early teens until now (33) regularly imagine taking the woman's role in p---, masturbate over gay fantasies, sometimes watch gay p--- or look up d---- and men to fap to >still attracted to women and only date or f--- women, but predominantly fantasize over men and cocks >figure I'm bisexual but somewhat repressed and resistant to the idea >over the years I became comfortable with it and occasionally would look for guys on dating sites >every time I feel absolutely disgusted by all of them >the thought of doing something sexual with them makes me sick >vast majority of gay p--- I find disgusting >the thought of doing anything with men I've met IRL is disgusting, even if they are fairly attractive >realize I'm only attracted to guys with unrealistically good looking bodies, unrealistically big cocks, and face I'm never attracted to but it needs to be good looking or it's offputting >still fap to gay fantasies and get turned on Is this common? Has anyone else felt like this then got with a more normal guy and enjoyed it? Or is this just retarded ideas getting into my head from p--- exposure?
Anonymous EWA 96 KB JPG AllAmeric 12/17/24(Tue)06:59:38 No.38303603 >'straight' as a child, crushes on girls >once I became exposed to p---------- I got super horny for the women, but also soon noticed I got horny for the men and cocks >from early teens until now (33) regularly imagine taking the woman's role in p---, masturbate over gay fantasies, sometimes watch gay p--- or look up d---- and men to fap to >still attracted to women and only date or f--- women, but predominantly fantasize over men and cocks >figure I'm bisexual but somewhat repressed and resistant to the idea >over the years I became comfortable with it and occasionally would look for guys on dating sites >every time I feel absolutely disgusted by all of them >the thought of doing something sexual with them makes me sick >vast majority of gay p--- I find disgusting >the thought of doing anything with men I've met IRL is disgusting, even if they are fairly attractive >realize I'm only attracted to guys with unrealistically good looking bodies, unrealistically big cocks, and face I'm never attracted to but it needs to be good looking or it's offputting >still fap to gay fantasies and get turned on Is this common? Has anyone else felt like this then got with a more normal guy and enjoyed it? Or is this just retarded ideas getting into my head from p--- exposure?

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Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat)19:48:28 No.207215756 IMG_9356.jpg 39 KB JPG The scariest thing in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) is the possibility of being shrunken down and sharing a shower with a naked indian man.
Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat)19:48:28 No.207215756 IMG_9356.jpg 39 KB JPG The scariest thing in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) is the possibility of being shrunken down and sharing a shower with a naked indian man.

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anon watches top gun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/22/2024, 7:01:06 AM No.23721161 3421 KB JPEG > take chance on the edge of life (just like all the rest) > look inside and dig it out > no points for second best
Anonymous 12/22/2024, 7:01:06 AM No.23721161 3421 KB JPEG > take chance on the edge of life (just like all the rest) > look inside and dig it out > no points for second best

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Anon has a blockage | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/11(Thu)21:21 No.9546225 File1317950490.png-(9 KB, 271x288, 1311539241503.png) >walking home from class (car was broken, 1 hour walk approximately) >about 20 minutes in my entire abdomen heaves >10 minutes later it's hard to breathe i have to s--- so bad >5 minutes go by, no pain nothing >all of a sudden i can barely walk the cramps are so bad >in the middle of a residential street >I walk to the side of a persons house, get behind their garbage can, recycling bin and let it out >hot brown liquid shoots out of my ass onto the wall and ground >smells like f------ death >I can hear homeowner's in their backyard >one of them is walking towards the gate >constipated all of a sudden, something blocking the guttyworks >body doesnt even let me consider running as it uncontrollably pushes out the blockage >mfw the house owner (50 year old woman) opens the door to see a massive p------------ shoot out of my ass followed by a huge fart spraying diarrhea all over her wall
Anonymous 10/06/11(Thu)21:21 No.9546225 File1317950490.png-(9 KB, 271x288, 1311539241503.png) >walking home from class (car was broken, 1 hour walk approximately) >about 20 minutes in my entire abdomen heaves >10 minutes later it's hard to breathe i have to s--- so bad >5 minutes go by, no pain nothing >all of a sudden i can barely walk the cramps are so bad >in the middle of a residential street >I walk to the side of a persons house, get behind their garbage can, recycling bin and let it out >hot brown liquid shoots out of my ass onto the wall and ground >smells like f------ death >I can hear homeowner's in their backyard >one of them is walking towards the gate >constipated all of a sudden, something blocking the guttyworks >body doesnt even let me consider running as it uncontrollably pushes out the blockage >mfw the house owner (50 year old woman) opens the door to see a massive p------------ shoot out of my ass followed by a huge fart spraying diarrhea all over her wall

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The new comic is great | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 17:07:46 No.697996070 HEY-Y-Y-Y! W LOOK WHO IT IS, KIDS! 1.36 MB PNG >Here lies Scout he ran fast and died as a v-
Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 17:07:46 No.697996070 HEY-Y-Y-Y! W LOOK WHO IT IS, KIDS! 1.36 MB PNG >Here lies Scout he ran fast and died as a v-

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Anon embraces the brainrot | /r/Greentext

BORDERLANDSA O >2025 >playing pic rel >npc named "The Rizzler" ask me to help him kill some guy called "Sir Chungus" >rewards me the "H4WK-2A" legendary SMG after finishing the quest >red text on the weapon says "Spit on that thang !"
BORDERLANDSA O >2025 >playing pic rel >npc named "The Rizzler" ask me to help him kill some guy called "Sir Chungus" >rewards me the "H4WK-2A" legendary SMG after finishing the quest >red text on the weapon says "Spit on that thang !"

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Anon's descendants disappoint him | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous (ID: WQPSbQth) 12/21/24(Sat)21:55:18 No.492035725 >be proud Southerner in 1860s >die fighting to keep the savage race enslaved >ffwd to today >mfw my ancestors deny what I was fighting for >be SS member in 1940s >devote years trying to rid Europe of the hebrew infestation >get killed at Nuremburg >ffwd to today >mfw when the followers of mein Fuhrer claim that our achievements never happened Why are white supremacists like this? Wouldn't your forebears be ashamed?
☐ Anonymous (ID: WQPSbQth) 12/21/24(Sat)21:55:18 No.492035725 >be proud Southerner in 1860s >die fighting to keep the savage race enslaved >ffwd to today >mfw my ancestors deny what I was fighting for >be SS member in 1940s >devote years trying to rid Europe of the hebrew infestation >get killed at Nuremburg >ffwd to today >mfw when the followers of mein Fuhrer claim that our achievements never happened Why are white supremacists like this? Wouldn't your forebears be ashamed?

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Anon on political ads | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: GzKa+PHn) 36 KB JPG 12/21/24(Sat)21:26:22 No.492030508 >democrats: "we support transgenders" >republicans: run political ads that show basically nothing other than democrats saying "we support transgenders" >those ads are statistically the most effective at persuading people to vote republican what could this mean?
Anonymous (ID: GzKa+PHn) 36 KB JPG 12/21/24(Sat)21:26:22 No.492030508 >democrats: "we support transgenders" >republicans: run political ads that show basically nothing other than democrats saying "we support transgenders" >those ads are statistically the most effective at persuading people to vote republican what could this mean?

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Blinker Fluid | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: JVV4r7nz) 12/21/24(Sat)20:22:37 No.492026705 Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy The Hospital charged us $30,000 to deliver our baby and for the hospital stay, and $7000 for the circumcision. Nearly $40,000 for 2 days, that is insane. 4:30 AM 9/11/19 Twitter for Android . 228 Retweets 1,004 Likes 61 KB JPG >Complains about le cost of healthcare >Pays $7000 for circumcision His car mechanic must be a very rich man.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: JVV4r7nz) 12/21/24(Sat)20:22:37 No.492026705 Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy The Hospital charged us $30,000 to deliver our baby and for the hospital stay, and $7000 for the circumcision. Nearly $40,000 for 2 days, that is insane. 4:30 AM 9/11/19 Twitter for Android . 228 Retweets 1,004 Likes 61 KB JPG >Complains about le cost of healthcare >Pays $7000 for circumcision His car mechanic must be a very rich man.

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Bingo, bangle, bungle, Anon will be happy in the jungle (if he manages to go) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Prof Macke Cons of Monks 07/26/21(Mon)07:45:28 No.859709433 >be me >Be depressed loser with no direction >Sadface 150 KB JPG >Randomly see return to monke meme >You know that's actually kinda funny >Start researching more about chimps and gorrilas Hey these guys are actually really cool >Want to learn more >Decide I'm going back to school for zoology >Apply for internship at zoo to work with gorrilas >While there meet a cute girl who works with tigers >Eventually planning on going to the congo for research Thank u monke very cool
Anonymous Prof Macke Cons of Monks 07/26/21(Mon)07:45:28 No.859709433 >be me >Be depressed loser with no direction >Sadface 150 KB JPG >Randomly see return to monke meme >You know that's actually kinda funny >Start researching more about chimps and gorrilas Hey these guys are actually really cool >Want to learn more >Decide I'm going back to school for zoology >Apply for internship at zoo to work with gorrilas >While there meet a cute girl who works with tigers >Eventually planning on going to the congo for research Thank u monke very cool

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Anon dislikes smartphones | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 288 KB JPG 10/10/24(Thu)17:57:11 No.102762458 >ruined internet >ruined dating >ruined socializing >ruined attention span >ruined photography and other digital content >ruined customer service (install the app to do a thing) >ruined electronics with "smart" shovelware >ruined UI design and software >ruined tourism and live events >ruined entertainment (games, music, cinema) Is there anything good about smartphones at all?
Anonymous 288 KB JPG 10/10/24(Thu)17:57:11 No.102762458 >ruined internet >ruined dating >ruined socializing >ruined attention span >ruined photography and other digital content >ruined customer service (install the app to do a thing) >ruined electronics with "smart" shovelware >ruined UI design and software >ruined tourism and live events >ruined entertainment (games, music, cinema) Is there anything good about smartphones at all?

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Anon is not sure if he's straight or not | /r/Greentext

12/15/24(Sun)12:41:24 No.32447416 im not gay, but... should i? Be me images(24).jpg 11 KB JPG >19y KHHL straight Anon >nothing to do, decides to install Grindr, thought it would be funny to chat woth ppl with other views >finish making my account >INSTANTLY GET A LIKE >he texts me >suddenly panic and close the app >another 2 dudes like me >all in like 1 minute and a half >meanwhile my Tinder acc got only 1 like in months should i be gay? i mean, i've been straight my whole life i always notice some men looking at me while at parties, but damn, wasn't expecting this joke to turn out Ike this
12/15/24(Sun)12:41:24 No.32447416 im not gay, but... should i? Be me images(24).jpg 11 KB JPG >19y KHHL straight Anon >nothing to do, decides to install Grindr, thought it would be funny to chat woth ppl with other views >finish making my account >INSTANTLY GET A LIKE >he texts me >suddenly panic and close the app >another 2 dudes like me >all in like 1 minute and a half >meanwhile my Tinder acc got only 1 like in months should i be gay? i mean, i've been straight my whole life i always notice some men looking at me while at parties, but damn, wasn't expecting this joke to turn out Ike this

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