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: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 09/30/22 (Fri)18:21:26 No.886532265 >be you You know who you are >degenerate p--- addict coomer with degenerate fetishes that make you an embarrassment to humanity, especially your ancestors >finally find a girl after years of trying >"i love eating ass" >literally a------ in your mouth >literally eating poop >satisfy your urges >back to eating cheeto dust >back to internet to tell minorities how lowly their culture is compared to your chad culture and bloodline You really are something anon
: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 09/30/22 (Fri)18:21:26 No.886532265 >be you You know who you are >degenerate p--- addict coomer with degenerate fetishes that make you an embarrassment to humanity, especially your ancestors >finally find a girl after years of trying >"i love eating ass" >literally a------ in your mouth >literally eating poop >satisfy your urges >back to eating cheeto dust >back to internet to tell minorities how lowly their culture is compared to your chad culture and bloodline You really are something anon

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anon loves chocolate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 172 KB PNG 01/04/18(Thu)00:49:35 No.42248973 Social f--- up thread? >Be me >Hungry before work >See donut shop and think "f--- it, that sounds pretty good" >Go inside and get a chocolate donut and a chocolate muffin >Cashier says "Wow, lots of chocolate today huh?" >"Haha yeah, I'm the chocolate man from chocolate land." >never return there Why am I like this?
: Anonymous 172 KB PNG 01/04/18(Thu)00:49:35 No.42248973 Social f--- up thread? >Be me >Hungry before work >See donut shop and think "f--- it, that sounds pretty good" >Go inside and get a chocolate donut and a chocolate muffin >Cashier says "Wow, lots of chocolate today huh?" >"Haha yeah, I'm the chocolate man from chocolate land." >never return there Why am I like this?

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Age appropriate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BUY 4 GET 1 FREE 59 KB PNG the time 09/30/22(Fri)10:04:57 No.70406205 >as a kid I hated younger kids to assert my dominance as the older kid >as an adult I hate younger people due to being walking reminders that my youth is fleeting, with their boundless energy and pep while I feel stressed, tired and lonely all
: Anonymous BUY 4 GET 1 FREE 59 KB PNG the time 09/30/22(Fri)10:04:57 No.70406205 >as a kid I hated younger kids to assert my dominance as the older kid >as an adult I hate younger people due to being walking reminders that my youth is fleeting, with their boundless energy and pep while I feel stressed, tired and lonely all

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retarded anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 145 KB PNG 09/30/22(Fri)11:44:53 No.886512990 >be me >just 20 minutes ago >have s----- phone case that folds out >biting the fold out piece like attached image >drop my phone onto my desk and crack screen Am I retarded anons?
: Anonymous 145 KB PNG 09/30/22(Fri)11:44:53 No.886512990 >be me >just 20 minutes ago >have s----- phone case that folds out >biting the fold out piece like attached image >drop my phone onto my desk and crack screen Am I retarded anons?

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Most sociable fourchin user | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 106 KB JPG 09/30/22(Fri)16:31:02 No.886526720 >be me, 30 years old >write greentext >screenshot it and post it on plebbit >some retards make fun of "anon" The only notifications I ever get on my phone. >keep writing greentexts just to have some human contact Wish I knew how to make friends. Anyway, going to post this there too. How are you doing /b/
: Anonymous 106 KB JPG 09/30/22(Fri)16:31:02 No.886526720 >be me, 30 years old >write greentext >screenshot it and post it on plebbit >some retards make fun of "anon" The only notifications I ever get on my phone. >keep writing greentexts just to have some human contact Wish I knew how to make friends. Anyway, going to post this there too. How are you doing /b/

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French Anon discusses French Culture | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous [] >>171608237 (OP) # It's somewhat true in France. You can be called many things, but being called a racist elicits more emotional reactions. It deeply shocks people and marks you as an outcast (at best) or a nazi (at worst), something extremely strange. 09/30/22(Fri)06:48:29 No.171608467 The best comparison could be being called blasphemous (or being accused of blasphemy) in the pre-Enlightenment times. You can be called an elitist, a d---, a mysoginist, nothing will strike this chord as much as being called a racist. And many people in France are still racist, even if covertly, but this word just has special power thanks to fourty years of brainwashing. And, iirc, French people were extremely shocked by the South African apatheid & Jim Crow laws in the 60s & 70s. Its so important here that, as a kid, I remember that being called a racist in school was the worst. You'd feel something in your stomach, as if you had done something very wrong, and pleaded a lot to be recognized as a non-racist (fearing both teachers & parents reprisals). Truly strange.
: Anonymous [] >>171608237 (OP) # It's somewhat true in France. You can be called many things, but being called a racist elicits more emotional reactions. It deeply shocks people and marks you as an outcast (at best) or a nazi (at worst), something extremely strange. 09/30/22(Fri)06:48:29 No.171608467 The best comparison could be being called blasphemous (or being accused of blasphemy) in the pre-Enlightenment times. You can be called an elitist, a d---, a mysoginist, nothing will strike this chord as much as being called a racist. And many people in France are still racist, even if covertly, but this word just has special power thanks to fourty years of brainwashing. And, iirc, French people were extremely shocked by the South African apatheid & Jim Crow laws in the 60s & 70s. Its so important here that, as a kid, I remember that being called a racist in school was the worst. You'd feel something in your stomach, as if you had done something very wrong, and pleaded a lot to be recognized as a non-racist (fearing both teachers & parents reprisals). Truly strange.

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Suffer for your art | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous if you're planning on going to(...) WOULD KILL THESE GUYS, I'D DO IF SHORT- ENING MY LIFESPAN BY A YEAR 09/30/22(Fri)01:42:11 No.70403342 162 KB PNG > be me > average looking fembot > born in 2000 > after graduating high school in 2018, spent 4 years doing whatever (studied fine arts for 1 year, then japanese for 1.5 years and then alternated between neetdom and doing s----- jobs) > finally managed to get the studies i actually wanted to do ever since i graduated, in a concept art/illustration/comics school (i chose the comics cursus) > in september 2022, finally meet classmates > almost exclusively lgbt and everyone is a few years younger than me, nothing unexpected > everyone's art is absolutely terrible except for a few exceptions, that sucks but alright > after the first day, go home with one of my classmates > she's literally retarded > also looks like a f------ garden gnome > that's alright, not everyone is going to be my cup of tea right.... i'll just stay cordial and find someone else to hang out with > same week, end up hanging out with two different girls > one is pretty nice and well adjusted but the other one is a fat genderspecial that can't stop talking about her onlyfans and is convinced she's a witch > the second one got really attached to me and keeps asking me to hang out > she's one of the least unsufferable people of the bunch so i'm semi okay with it > other classmates include: fatass ogre looking mouthbreather with fried hair that makes me cringe everytime she talks and autistic guy that can't stop talking about madonna > i despise every single one of them, every day i'm forced to act fake nice with them because they like me even tho i keep killing them in my mind > the actual classes are really f------ good tho > also one year costs 6k so i can't afford to quit what the f--- would you do if you were me? i'm genuinely desperate, i'm not against making friend and i try my hardest to understand them but they are so f------ annoying.
: Anonymous if you're planning on going to(...) WOULD KILL THESE GUYS, I'D DO IF SHORT- ENING MY LIFESPAN BY A YEAR 09/30/22(Fri)01:42:11 No.70403342 162 KB PNG > be me > average looking fembot > born in 2000 > after graduating high school in 2018, spent 4 years doing whatever (studied fine arts for 1 year, then japanese for 1.5 years and then alternated between neetdom and doing s----- jobs) > finally managed to get the studies i actually wanted to do ever since i graduated, in a concept art/illustration/comics school (i chose the comics cursus) > in september 2022, finally meet classmates > almost exclusively lgbt and everyone is a few years younger than me, nothing unexpected > everyone's art is absolutely terrible except for a few exceptions, that sucks but alright > after the first day, go home with one of my classmates > she's literally retarded > also looks like a f------ garden gnome > that's alright, not everyone is going to be my cup of tea right.... i'll just stay cordial and find someone else to hang out with > same week, end up hanging out with two different girls > one is pretty nice and well adjusted but the other one is a fat genderspecial that can't stop talking about her onlyfans and is convinced she's a witch > the second one got really attached to me and keeps asking me to hang out > she's one of the least unsufferable people of the bunch so i'm semi okay with it > other classmates include: fatass ogre looking mouthbreather with fried hair that makes me cringe everytime she talks and autistic guy that can't stop talking about madonna > i despise every single one of them, every day i'm forced to act fake nice with them because they like me even tho i keep killing them in my mind > the actual classes are really f------ good tho > also one year costs 6k so i can't afford to quit what the f--- would you do if you were me? i'm genuinely desperate, i'm not against making friend and i try my hardest to understand them but they are so f------ annoying.

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Chocolate flakes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 188 KB PNG 09/30/22(Fri)10:02:57 No.70406189 >eating tinder date's ass >keep getting little pieces of toilet paper in my mouth
: Anonymous 188 KB PNG 09/30/22(Fri)10:02:57 No.70406189 >eating tinder date's ass >keep getting little pieces of toilet paper in my mouth

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Anon summarizes the aspergers experience | /r/Greentext

11m (9/30 23:39) 886530084 4 Re. 0 Img.PNG 1MB (768 × 1024) 4 Replies >be me >28 year old kissless virgin >4chan user, checks out. >got hugged by a girl once back in middle school so not all hope is lost >about a month ago, meet a girl i truly like and eventually land a date >things are going fairly well, it's pretty much what i expected out of a date >she breaks out the question "what kind of hobbies do you have?" >give a basic answer as to not overwhelm her, then reciprocate the question >she stops to think for a second, then points to picrel on the table, winks at me, and gives a chuckle >pretend to understand the implication, continue with the date. : >still thinking about that interaction 5 days later. W-- did she mean by this? Am I just autistic? Is she autistic? Is anyone able to decipher this mystery?
11m (9/30 23:39) 886530084 4 Re. 0 Img.PNG 1MB (768 × 1024) 4 Replies >be me >28 year old kissless virgin >4chan user, checks out. >got hugged by a girl once back in middle school so not all hope is lost >about a month ago, meet a girl i truly like and eventually land a date >things are going fairly well, it's pretty much what i expected out of a date >she breaks out the question "what kind of hobbies do you have?" >give a basic answer as to not overwhelm her, then reciprocate the question >she stops to think for a second, then points to picrel on the table, winks at me, and gives a chuckle >pretend to understand the implication, continue with the date. : >still thinking about that interaction 5 days later. W-- did she mean by this? Am I just autistic? Is she autistic? Is anyone able to decipher this mystery?

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Anon's Post-Workout Food | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 641 KB JPG 06/23/21 (Wed)19:04:35 No.16327400 >Work out hard at the gym for a few hours >Come home sore and exhausted >Shower >Eat a whole order of creamy chicken tikka masala What are some delicious post-workout foods you guys enjoy? : Anonymous 06/23/21 (Wed)19:08:56 No.16327416 After I beat off for an hour, I like a c-------- or two and a glass of liquor.
Anonymous 641 KB JPG 06/23/21 (Wed)19:04:35 No.16327400 >Work out hard at the gym for a few hours >Come home sore and exhausted >Shower >Eat a whole order of creamy chicken tikka masala What are some delicious post-workout foods you guys enjoy? : Anonymous 06/23/21 (Wed)19:08:56 No.16327416 After I beat off for an hour, I like a c-------- or two and a glass of liquor.

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Anon Is In Shock | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/30/22(Fri) 13:27:01 No.70407460 i saw a girls ass today at work >26 year virgin incel no friends 108 KB PNG >got my first jobby job 2 months ago >only males in the small. startup, but there's a remote office of 5 girls aged 20-29 all cute and hot >boss recently started bring me over with them to see their process >im mostly awkward and sit in the corner next to my 60 year old male boss >girl comes in with a bruise on her arm because she fell down the stairs >says to the girl next to her "you ought to see the one on my arse" >"show us it then" "go on" says the other girls >she gets up and literally pulls her pants down >doesn't quite go full moon but can see her panties and ass crack >turns to me and boss and says look at it >boss laughs and takes it in his stride >me laugh in horror and bewilderment nothing in my life will EVER EVER EVER EVER top this
: Anonymous 09/30/22(Fri) 13:27:01 No.70407460 i saw a girls ass today at work >26 year virgin incel no friends 108 KB PNG >got my first jobby job 2 months ago >only males in the small. startup, but there's a remote office of 5 girls aged 20-29 all cute and hot >boss recently started bring me over with them to see their process >im mostly awkward and sit in the corner next to my 60 year old male boss >girl comes in with a bruise on her arm because she fell down the stairs >says to the girl next to her "you ought to see the one on my arse" >"show us it then" "go on" says the other girls >she gets up and literally pulls her pants down >doesn't quite go full moon but can see her panties and ass crack >turns to me and boss and says look at it >boss laughs and takes it in his stride >me laugh in horror and bewilderment nothing in my life will EVER EVER EVER EVER top this

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Anon is a horse. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)05:35:51 No.4097292 >are u a grass ARE_U_A_GRASS.jpg 194 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/09/22(Wed)05:35:51 No.4097292 >are u a grass ARE_U_A_GRASS.jpg 194 KB JPG

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Anon gets busted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 18 KB JPG 09/26/22(Mon)04:27:02 No.70354618 >dad found the ziploc bag full of my pubes its over
: Anonymous 18 KB JPG 09/26/22(Mon)04:27:02 No.70354618 >dad found the ziploc bag full of my pubes its over

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Anon is Disheartened | /r/Greentext

145KiB, 569x600, 569px- Codex_Magliabechiano_(141_cropped)_0.jpg Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 07:40:25 No.96022921 Quoted By: >>96023231 >Be Aztec >Want to impress qt tortilla maker >Decide to become greatest ōllamaliztli player of all time >Train for years >Finally win the big game in front of everyone >Climb the pyramid with high priest, everyone cheering >Get sacrificed >Mfw View Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 07:48:25 No.96023201 Based and mictlanpilled Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 07:49:21 No.96023231 >>96022921 Still less violent than modern LatAm sports culture
145KiB, 569x600, 569px- Codex_Magliabechiano_(141_cropped)_0.jpg Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 07:40:25 No.96022921 Quoted By: >>96023231 >Be Aztec >Want to impress qt tortilla maker >Decide to become greatest ōllamaliztli player of all time >Train for years >Finally win the big game in front of everyone >Climb the pyramid with high priest, everyone cheering >Get sacrificed >Mfw View Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 07:48:25 No.96023201 Based and mictlanpilled Anonymous Thu 11 Oct 2018 07:49:21 No.96023231 >>96022921 Still less violent than modern LatAm sports culture

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Anon likes farting | /r/Greentext

2230 ASP 188 KB PNG >>886502754 >be me >eating brats and drinking beers >saw a bad ass movie trailer about a dude who goes to hell to save his dead wife >went with bros to the theater >mfw four dudes at a chick flick >nothing but couples around us >there came a going inside >the bubbling brats and beer inside >MyStage4 Bloat.jpg >fight to hold on >a--- eruction reverberating >Prrrrrrrrraaaaaap! The oldest joke ever told >the stench of rotten meat, onions and stale beer >silence from the croud >stiffle my urge to chuckle >then came a new churning inside >another gaseous grump inside >lightening pangs of distention >groaning to hold it back >BrrrrrAaaaaaP! The acrid scent of eggs and puke. >#yourmoviedateinruins >a woman's voice behind me >"like omg use the toilet" >choking to hold back laughter >the tempest winds unrelenting >my pot belly cauldren stirred >steeped in poo the gas a-swirling >why fight it if you can't win? >BRAAAAAAAAAP! >cast cloud kill with my magik anus >all lungs drank my s--- >saves vs poison fail >"Jesus f------ christ" >A man's shrill voice in the dark >his night in shambles, his date in tears >Couples leaving the theatre >all of them leeward of my bung >mfw I condemned their movie dates >mfw my colon swells yet again.
2230 ASP 188 KB PNG >>886502754 >be me >eating brats and drinking beers >saw a bad ass movie trailer about a dude who goes to hell to save his dead wife >went with bros to the theater >mfw four dudes at a chick flick >nothing but couples around us >there came a going inside >the bubbling brats and beer inside >MyStage4 Bloat.jpg >fight to hold on >a--- eruction reverberating >Prrrrrrrrraaaaaap! The oldest joke ever told >the stench of rotten meat, onions and stale beer >silence from the croud >stiffle my urge to chuckle >then came a new churning inside >another gaseous grump inside >lightening pangs of distention >groaning to hold it back >BrrrrrAaaaaaP! The acrid scent of eggs and puke. >#yourmoviedateinruins >a woman's voice behind me >"like omg use the toilet" >choking to hold back laughter >the tempest winds unrelenting >my pot belly cauldren stirred >steeped in poo the gas a-swirling >why fight it if you can't win? >BRAAAAAAAAAP! >cast cloud kill with my magik anus >all lungs drank my s--- >saves vs poison fail >"Jesus f------ christ" >A man's shrill voice in the dark >his night in shambles, his date in tears >Couples leaving the theatre >all of them leeward of my bung >mfw I condemned their movie dates >mfw my colon swells yet again.

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Anon enjoys Legends Arceus | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Legends Arceus is so fun 02/03/22(Thu)18:09:31 No.49538074 57B5399B-5B93-435C-8169-647296068410.jpg 798 KB JPG Was at a murder trial today and just couldn't put down Pokemon Legends Arceus. The Switch is so amazing for letting me play anywhere.
: Anonymous Legends Arceus is so fun 02/03/22(Thu)18:09:31 No.49538074 57B5399B-5B93-435C-8169-647296068410.jpg 798 KB JPG Was at a murder trial today and just couldn't put down Pokemon Legends Arceus. The Switch is so amazing for letting me play anywhere.

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Why haven't you joined the Somali yacht club? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: tLlyOwJ+) Why aren't you becoming somali(...) 37 KB JPG No.397568670 >no Jews telling you what to do >no taxes to pay to Jews >you can raid the shipping of any nation in the world, including America, UK, Russia, China, Israel, etc. 09/30/22(Fri)00:17:12 >if you're an ancap you'll like that there are no laws >if you're a racist there's plenty of black and brown people to victimise >you can have sex with anyone you want and they can't cry r--- because its in international waters >no women in the military (crew) >no homosexuals If you're a pagan LARPer it gives you an opportunity to die in battle and go to valhalla >western Marxists will send you foreign aid and charity and completely ignore you being a corrupt pirate So pol, why haven't you joined a somali pirate crew? These are your brethren! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: tLlyOwJ+) Why aren't you becoming somali(...) 37 KB JPG No.397568670 >no Jews telling you what to do >no taxes to pay to Jews >you can raid the shipping of any nation in the world, including America, UK, Russia, China, Israel, etc. 09/30/22(Fri)00:17:12 >if you're an ancap you'll like that there are no laws >if you're a racist there's plenty of black and brown people to victimise >you can have sex with anyone you want and they can't cry r--- because its in international waters >no women in the military (crew) >no homosexuals If you're a pagan LARPer it gives you an opportunity to die in battle and go to valhalla >western Marxists will send you foreign aid and charity and completely ignore you being a corrupt pirate So pol, why haven't you joined a somali pirate crew? These are your brethren! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is an elephant | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Solent News & Photo Age 09/30/22(Fri)10:54:53 No.886510782 India Tvc4fbf9_ele1.jpg 63 KB JPG >PROOOOH :D:D:D >PROOOOOOOOOOOOH PROOOOOH :D:D >PROOOO-ACK
: Anonymous Solent News & Photo Age 09/30/22(Fri)10:54:53 No.886510782 India Tvc4fbf9_ele1.jpg 63 KB JPG >PROOOOH :D:D:D >PROOOOOOOOOOOOH PROOOOOH :D:D >PROOOO-ACK

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anon respects women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/28/22(Wed)06:27:10 No.886402330 23 KB JPG >be me >neet who stays up late watching movies and browsing 4chan >go outside at 2 am to get some fresh air >see a girl -- around 20 years old -- walking on my street alone >remember a post I saw on 4chan saying to chase girls at night >idea.jpg >start walking the same direction as her on the other side of the street >cross over to her side >she keeps looking over her shoulder at me >I speed up >she speeds up >I start to jog >she starts to sprint >she trips and takes a pretty nasty fall >she starts to cry >I run back to my house >my heart is racing for the next two hours >felt good >will do it again if the opportunity presents itself 21 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 09/28/22(Wed)06:27:10 No.886402330 23 KB JPG >be me >neet who stays up late watching movies and browsing 4chan >go outside at 2 am to get some fresh air >see a girl -- around 20 years old -- walking on my street alone >remember a post I saw on 4chan saying to chase girls at night >idea.jpg >start walking the same direction as her on the other side of the street >cross over to her side >she keeps looking over her shoulder at me >I speed up >she speeds up >I start to jog >she starts to sprint >she trips and takes a pretty nasty fall >she starts to cry >I run back to my house >my heart is racing for the next two hours >felt good >will do it again if the opportunity presents itself 21 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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anon gets class | /r/Greentext

File: baab.jpg (49 KB, 720x713) Anonymous 09/30/22 (Fri)00:34:01 No.70398135 >read Jules Verne's Around the world in 80 days book >like the posh n---- so try to imitate his behavior >speak in a calm monotone voice all the time >talk in as less words as possible >never answer a question with a question, just answer what is needed and then shut up >get new clothes, a watch, change haircut, always shave >tfw start getting invited to parties, hiking groups, other clubs >tfw enlarge my friend group from 2-3 retards to lots of people from all kinds of places >nobody told me im annoying or weird IN A YEAR it was this easy folks, take the Jules Verne pill
File: baab.jpg (49 KB, 720x713) Anonymous 09/30/22 (Fri)00:34:01 No.70398135 >read Jules Verne's Around the world in 80 days book >like the posh n---- so try to imitate his behavior >speak in a calm monotone voice all the time >talk in as less words as possible >never answer a question with a question, just answer what is needed and then shut up >get new clothes, a watch, change haircut, always shave >tfw start getting invited to parties, hiking groups, other clubs >tfw enlarge my friend group from 2-3 retards to lots of people from all kinds of places >nobody told me im annoying or weird IN A YEAR it was this easy folks, take the Jules Verne pill

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