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Anon has a dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/12/18(Sun)00:33:07 No.776903141 >am black >hate blacks >what do 9 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/12/18(Sun)00:35:47 No.776903354 >>776903141 (OP) # >Problem solved 42 KB JPG >>776903484 # 100
: Anonymous 08/12/18(Sun)00:33:07 No.776903141 >am black >hate blacks >what do 9 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/12/18(Sun)00:35:47 No.776903354 >>776903141 (OP) # >Problem solved 42 KB JPG >>776903484 # 100

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Anon is asked a question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)10:47:00 No.64832175 Would you date this girl if she was real and confessed her feelings to you? 892 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)10:57:23 No.64832301 >>64832175 (OP) # Does she know how to make a grilled cheese 20 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)10:47:00 No.64832175 Would you date this girl if she was real and confessed her feelings to you? 892 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 08/04/21(Wed)10:57:23 No.64832301 >>64832175 (OP) # Does she know how to make a grilled cheese 20 KB JPG

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Anon likes his teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)15:28:59 No.868544943 >868541122 (OP) # >Be me in 4th grade >Fall in love with teacher who is 10/10 italian 93 KB JPG >Feels tingle in pants every time I see her >Tells teacher every day I love her >Teacher admonishes of our age difference but doesn't tell me to stop >Stays after school to help clean her turtle tank and clap the erasers >Parents start to be concerned about me coming home later after class and comes to the school >Teacher tells parents how much of a helpful, good, and smart boy I am >After a few months of staying after teacher finally gives me a ride home instead of walking because of bad weather >Keeps telling teacher on the way home I love her >Teacher thanks me but ignores the implications of what I'm saying >Teacher pulls up to my home and doesn't say anything >l break the silence and says see you tomorrow >Teacher is curiously quiet and finally says if only you were older >Teacher runs her hand from my knee up to my privates, but stops herself >Teacher apologizes and says goodbye
: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)15:28:59 No.868544943 >868541122 (OP) # >Be me in 4th grade >Fall in love with teacher who is 10/10 italian 93 KB JPG >Feels tingle in pants every time I see her >Tells teacher every day I love her >Teacher admonishes of our age difference but doesn't tell me to stop >Stays after school to help clean her turtle tank and clap the erasers >Parents start to be concerned about me coming home later after class and comes to the school >Teacher tells parents how much of a helpful, good, and smart boy I am >After a few months of staying after teacher finally gives me a ride home instead of walking because of bad weather >Keeps telling teacher on the way home I love her >Teacher thanks me but ignores the implications of what I'm saying >Teacher pulls up to my home and doesn't say anything >l break the silence and says see you tomorrow >Teacher is curiously quiet and finally says if only you were older >Teacher runs her hand from my knee up to my privates, but stops herself >Teacher apologizes and says goodbye

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Anon attempts suicide | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.778520043 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing 148 KB JPG
: Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)00:18:25 No.778520043 >Attempt suicide with Helium gas >Dad busts in; removes mask >"Son, why?!" >Reply in chipmunk voice >"LIFE IS PAIN" >he starts laughing 148 KB JPG

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Don’t want my ass to prolapse | /r/Greentext

12/13/21(Mon)14:42:09 No.25474123 I recently asked my wife if she'd ever be interested in p------ me and she was very excited to do it. For the past couple of months, every time we have sex, she has squeezed my ass or lightly fingered/rubbed my a------ and told me how badly she wants to f--- me. Some of the s--- she says during these occasions really turns me on, like when she calls me a c----addicted slut or asks 389 KB PNG me if I want to be "the girl for a change," but l've procrastinated on buying her a strapon. I think post-but clarity may be the thing preventing me from making the purchase, but do you guys think p------ is detrimental to your health in any way? Is it a slippery slope to becoming trans? The only thing I've had up my ass is my wife's finger and it's gotten to a point where she's so fascinated with stimulating my prostate that she doesn't even care about regular sex anymore, and I can't complain. I mainly don't want my ass to prolapse or to become gay in any way 18 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
12/13/21(Mon)14:42:09 No.25474123 I recently asked my wife if she'd ever be interested in p------ me and she was very excited to do it. For the past couple of months, every time we have sex, she has squeezed my ass or lightly fingered/rubbed my a------ and told me how badly she wants to f--- me. Some of the s--- she says during these occasions really turns me on, like when she calls me a c----addicted slut or asks 389 KB PNG me if I want to be "the girl for a change," but l've procrastinated on buying her a strapon. I think post-but clarity may be the thing preventing me from making the purchase, but do you guys think p------ is detrimental to your health in any way? Is it a slippery slope to becoming trans? The only thing I've had up my ass is my wife's finger and it's gotten to a point where she's so fascinated with stimulating my prostate that she doesn't even care about regular sex anymore, and I can't complain. I mainly don't want my ass to prolapse or to become gay in any way 18 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon has a gamer epiphany | /r/Greentext

>playing video game, enjoying it somewhat >start thinking about all I do is play video games and never leave the house for most of my 20s >turn off game and go to bed
>playing video game, enjoying it somewhat >start thinking about all I do is play video games and never leave the house for most of my 20s >turn off game and go to bed

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Anon does an IQ test | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/25/18(Sat)17:02:31 No.778151892 >friend sends me iq test >okay ill do it > finish test and get 75 iq >i cant show this to my friend >i do the test again knowing answers >get 73 >mfw 59 KB PNG
: Anonymous 08/25/18(Sat)17:02:31 No.778151892 >friend sends me iq test >okay ill do it > finish test and get 75 iq >i cant show this to my friend >i do the test again knowing answers >get 73 >mfw 59 KB PNG

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Anon is fat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous08/29/18(Wed)07:45:31 No.47810294 >be me >24yo anon >meet girl on tinder >she's super cute >possiblegf.jpeg >not sure what a 9/10 is 59 KB PNG doing with me >i'm a total 3/10 >have amazing sex >afterwards ask her what my appeal was >"oh my stepdad was really fat so it's sort of my fetish" >mfw
: Anonymous08/29/18(Wed)07:45:31 No.47810294 >be me >24yo anon >meet girl on tinder >she's super cute >possiblegf.jpeg >not sure what a 9/10 is 59 KB PNG doing with me >i'm a total 3/10 >have amazing sex >afterwards ask her what my appeal was >"oh my stepdad was really fat so it's sort of my fetish" >mfw

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Anon is black | /r/Greentext


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Anon has neighbors | /r/Greentext


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Anon encounters the rape dwarf | /r/Greentext


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Anon orders a cocktail | /r/Greentext


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Anon Isn't Happy Yet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/13/21(Wed)00:25:51 No.864925477 >be me >working out >mexican chad and thic gf bench pressing next to me >chad pushing the heaviest dumbells at the 42 KB JPG gym >obviously struggling >finishes set >gf smiles >kisses him on the cheek >says "I'm so proud to have you as my gym partner" When's it my turn to be happy
: Anonymous 10/13/21(Wed)00:25:51 No.864925477 >be me >working out >mexican chad and thic gf bench pressing next to me >chad pushing the heaviest dumbells at the 42 KB JPG gym >obviously struggling >finishes set >gf smiles >kisses him on the cheek >says "I'm so proud to have you as my gym partner" When's it my turn to be happy

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Anon has a cousin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)11:40:06 No.868542241 Whose the dumbass of your family /b/? I've got a cousin who to this day is still somehow breathing, here's all the stupid s--- he's done. 175 KB JPG >stuck his whole arm inside of a ball return at a bowling alley and got his hand jammed in the machine so bad the fire department had to come break it. >smoked meth and overdosed the first time he ever smoked it >drank bleach to pass a pre employment drug test and ended up needing to have surgery done to remove a section of his intestines. >broke his femur while running in a field and stepping into a hole >ditched school to have sex with a girl when we were in highschool, her dad came home to them having sex and beat the s--- out of him. >broke his wrist by jumping out of a tree with a shopping bag for a parachute >covered his face in axe body spray and lit it on fire burning off his eyebrows >got third degree burn in 112 degree heat because "sunscreen is for p------" >got robbed at gunpoint trying to meet a girl from Craigslist for sex >choked himself with a belt while jerking off and my aunt whose a RN found him passed out with the belt around his neck This m------------ has kids now and still walks this green f------ earth. HOW!?!?!
: Anonymous 12/13/21(Mon)11:40:06 No.868542241 Whose the dumbass of your family /b/? I've got a cousin who to this day is still somehow breathing, here's all the stupid s--- he's done. 175 KB JPG >stuck his whole arm inside of a ball return at a bowling alley and got his hand jammed in the machine so bad the fire department had to come break it. >smoked meth and overdosed the first time he ever smoked it >drank bleach to pass a pre employment drug test and ended up needing to have surgery done to remove a section of his intestines. >broke his femur while running in a field and stepping into a hole >ditched school to have sex with a girl when we were in highschool, her dad came home to them having sex and beat the s--- out of him. >broke his wrist by jumping out of a tree with a shopping bag for a parachute >covered his face in axe body spray and lit it on fire burning off his eyebrows >got third degree burn in 112 degree heat because "sunscreen is for p------" >got robbed at gunpoint trying to meet a girl from Craigslist for sex >choked himself with a belt while jerking off and my aunt whose a RN found him passed out with the belt around his neck This m------------ has kids now and still walks this green f------ earth. HOW!?!?!

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F for anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:01 No.794216180 Let's write a story one line at a time, I'll start >be me 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:39 No.794216218 >be f----- : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:07:02 No.794216236 -The end
: Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:01 No.794216180 Let's write a story one line at a time, I'll start >be me 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:39 No.794216218 >be f----- : Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:07:02 No.794216236 -The end

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