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Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?
Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

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Anon has a crush. | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 07/21/20(Tue)15:19:52 No.59196170 >called my crush "mom" 964 KB GIF
⠀ Anonymous 07/21/20(Tue)15:19:52 No.59196170 >called my crush "mom" 964 KB GIF

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Anon might be angry | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: X7OUCNap 34 KB PNG 03/01/25(Sat)21:29:15 No.22243363 >ah yes, what better way to end the day than by reviewing some of my favorite rekt webms >*watches a man get sucked into a machine and crushed into paste* ohoho, what a gas! simply delight. next video please >*womyn bumps her head and laughs it off* LOOOOOL STRONK EMPOWERED WOMAN MOMENT! DONT NEED NO MAN RIGHT?! THE WALL IS COMING FOR YOU ROASTIE WHOOOOOOOORE! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, F------ C---! Anonymous (ID: YSravNUq 116 KB JPG >>22243377 # 03/01/25(Sat)21:30:08 No.22243371 i think you might be mad.
Anonymous (ID: X7OUCNap 34 KB PNG 03/01/25(Sat)21:29:15 No.22243363 >ah yes, what better way to end the day than by reviewing some of my favorite rekt webms >*watches a man get sucked into a machine and crushed into paste* ohoho, what a gas! simply delight. next video please >*womyn bumps her head and laughs it off* LOOOOOL STRONK EMPOWERED WOMAN MOMENT! DONT NEED NO MAN RIGHT?! THE WALL IS COMING FOR YOU ROASTIE WHOOOOOOOORE! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, F------ C---! Anonymous (ID: YSravNUq 116 KB JPG >>22243377 # 03/01/25(Sat)21:30:08 No.22243371 i think you might be mad.

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Anon is a cinephile | /r/Greentext

le: Uncut-Gems-450189329.png (799 KB, 1208x692) > goes back to his dumb baseball s--- Anonymous 02/25/25(Tue)23:51:18 No.208952268 > yamcha > doing his dumb baseball s--- and getting rich > suddenly decides to fight goku > doesn't just hold his own he beats the piss out of him > goku looks up from the dirt > "wow buddy where did this power come from?" > yamcha glares down > "LOL baseball" This is basically what Adam Sandler did with Uncut Gems.
le: Uncut-Gems-450189329.png (799 KB, 1208x692) > goes back to his dumb baseball s--- Anonymous 02/25/25(Tue)23:51:18 No.208952268 > yamcha > doing his dumb baseball s--- and getting rich > suddenly decides to fight goku > doesn't just hold his own he beats the piss out of him > goku looks up from the dirt > "wow buddy where did this power come from?" > yamcha glares down > "LOL baseball" This is basically what Adam Sandler did with Uncut Gems.

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Anon is gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 >be me Λ 117 KB PNG >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- like it this good 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 >be me Λ 117 KB PNG >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- like it this good 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Scumbag anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 18 KB JPG cash >angry 10/24/22(Mon) 16:41:36 No.70716740 >no job, poor as f--- >need money to buy some stuff >tell mom I'm going back to college and need money for books and s--- >she says that if I tell her what books they are she will buy them for me but she's not giving me any >suddenly remember we have a key to our aunts house in case of emergencies >go there during the day >walk around the block making sure she isn't home >go in, look for cash >can't find anything >grab a laptop, some jewelry, a camera that looks expensive >put it in a bag and leave >later that nothing we get a call >its our aunt, she is terrified and crying, says someone broke in and stole a bunch of s--- >the cops are all over her house looking for clues and pulling cctv footage from the area what the f--- do I do?
: Anonymous 18 KB JPG cash >angry 10/24/22(Mon) 16:41:36 No.70716740 >no job, poor as f--- >need money to buy some stuff >tell mom I'm going back to college and need money for books and s--- >she says that if I tell her what books they are she will buy them for me but she's not giving me any >suddenly remember we have a key to our aunts house in case of emergencies >go there during the day >walk around the block making sure she isn't home >go in, look for cash >can't find anything >grab a laptop, some jewelry, a camera that looks expensive >put it in a bag and leave >later that nothing we get a call >its our aunt, she is terrified and crying, says someone broke in and stole a bunch of s--- >the cops are all over her house looking for clues and pulling cctv footage from the area what the f--- do I do?

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Anon doesnt like reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)06:14:22 No.758018784 What's wrong with Reddit? 25 KB PNG 14 Replies Anonymous View Thread 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:23 No.758020777 Voting system encourages virtue signalling and circle jerking. You can silence people you disagree with. Also lots of soy. Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:46 No.758020800 Yuu hav to regster so my mom cold fnd out abot my i----- pron Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:08:54 No.758020854 >>758018784 (OP) # I will cut my d--- of if someone posts this thread in /r/4chan
Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)06:14:22 No.758018784 What's wrong with Reddit? 25 KB PNG 14 Replies Anonymous View Thread 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:23 No.758020777 Voting system encourages virtue signalling and circle jerking. You can silence people you disagree with. Also lots of soy. Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:07:46 No.758020800 Yuu hav to regster so my mom cold fnd out abot my i----- pron Anonymous 01/26/18(Fri)07:08:54 No.758020854 >>758018784 (OP) # I will cut my d--- of if someone posts this thread in /r/4chan

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Anon thinks bill Clinton is black | /r/Greentext

File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: toWldatY) 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 [Reply] ► >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?
File: first black president.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) Anonymous (ID: toWldatY) 02/06/18(Tue)23:25:28 No.159548327 [Reply] ► >played jazz sax >could reliably hoop a free throw >ordered fried chicken on every Airforce One flight >almost lost his job over some phat white ass Was Bill Clinton the first black president?

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Anon wants a milf gf | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/09/17 (Mon)20:06:00 No.78200281 How do I get an Italian MILF gf? 29 KB PNG >>78200328 # >>78200334 # Anonymous 01/09/17 (Mon)20:07:52 No.78200328 >>78200281 # Just keep posting frogs I'm sure things will work out 89
Anonymous 01/09/17 (Mon)20:06:00 No.78200281 How do I get an Italian MILF gf? 29 KB PNG >>78200328 # >>78200334 # Anonymous 01/09/17 (Mon)20:07:52 No.78200328 >>78200281 # Just keep posting frogs I'm sure things will work out 89

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Anon is logical | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 117 KB PNG >be me >straight >question sexuality >decide to try it for once >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- (I top ofc) >it was kinda stinky and his moans turned me off >after >decide that I've tried it and didn't like it so therefore straight is this good logic or nah. 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 117 KB PNG >be me >straight >question sexuality >decide to try it for once >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- (I top ofc) >it was kinda stinky and his moans turned me off >after >decide that I've tried it and didn't like it so therefore straight is this good logic or nah. 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anon appears to be normal | /r/Greentext

09/30/24(Mon)19:10:03 No.690508767 Anonymous Adult p---- Sex with adults Legal adult p---------- Mature bodies Large breasts Hairy vaginas
09/30/24(Mon)19:10:03 No.690508767 Anonymous Adult p---- Sex with adults Legal adult p---------- Mature bodies Large breasts Hairy vaginas

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Aliens are coming | /r/Greentext

1487814942468.jpg (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No. 113899337 >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>113900564 >>113900 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. B Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No.113899432 Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No. 113902240 >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned
1487814942468.jpg (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No. 113899337 >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>113900564 >>113900 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. B Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No.113899432 Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No. 113902240 >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned

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Anon chimes in on geopolitics | /r/Greentext

[Reply] [Last 50] 4590831-3109829974.jpg 97.37 KB, 1280x720 All he had to do was flatter Trump. Blame Bidet/Obama for the war and offer to rename Xyiv to Trumpiv. Sprinkle in some deals for Trump hotels and golf courses. Is he retarded? 1519 posts and 427 images omitted.
[Reply] [Last 50] 4590831-3109829974.jpg 97.37 KB, 1280x720 All he had to do was flatter Trump. Blame Bidet/Obama for the war and offer to rename Xyiv to Trumpiv. Sprinkle in some deals for Trump hotels and golf courses. Is he retarded? 1519 posts and 427 images omitted.

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Anon smiles and nods | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: JMOp25XR Smiling 02/13/22(Sun)01:12:41 No.360907460 298 KB JPG >walking around Switzerland >give friendly smiles and nods to strangers >only get death stares back or eyes darting away Why are Europoors so unfriendly and uncharismatic, /pol/? Anonymous (ID: AYtHwHGi 02/13/22(Sun)01:13:33 No.360907566 >>360907460 (OP) # Why are you smiling at people you don't know? Are you homosexual? >>360907912 #
Anonymous (ID: JMOp25XR Smiling 02/13/22(Sun)01:12:41 No.360907460 298 KB JPG >walking around Switzerland >give friendly smiles and nods to strangers >only get death stares back or eyes darting away Why are Europoors so unfriendly and uncharismatic, /pol/? Anonymous (ID: AYtHwHGi 02/13/22(Sun)01:13:33 No.360907566 >>360907460 (OP) # Why are you smiling at people you don't know? Are you homosexual? >>360907912 #

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Anon has seen some gay shit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:24:18 No.878548961 >for a website that is supposed to be homophobic, I really have seen some of the gayest s--- ever on here 17 KB PNG
Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:24:18 No.878548961 >for a website that is supposed to be homophobic, I really have seen some of the gayest s--- ever on here 17 KB PNG

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It's a start at least | /r/Greentext

Anonymous conar 02/27/25(Thu)16:35:36 No.704111632 @subtoconnorpls DEI Starter Lineup Serebii.net @SerebiiNet · 16m Serebii Update: The starter Pokémon for Pokémon Legends Z-A are Chikorita, Tepig & Totodile serebii.net ROMOTION Screenshot_20250227_063302_X.jpg 84 KB JPG >The three worst starters of all time What the f--- where they thinking? Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)16:36:49 No.704111716 >playing Pokémon over the age of 12
Anonymous conar 02/27/25(Thu)16:35:36 No.704111632 @subtoconnorpls DEI Starter Lineup Serebii.net @SerebiiNet · 16m Serebii Update: The starter Pokémon for Pokémon Legends Z-A are Chikorita, Tepig & Totodile serebii.net ROMOTION Screenshot_20250227_063302_X.jpg 84 KB JPG >The three worst starters of all time What the f--- where they thinking? Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)16:36:49 No.704111716 >playing Pokémon over the age of 12

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