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Anonymous (ID: LRLDcacs >>493513212 (OP) 01/06/25(Mon)15:02:57 No.493513441 I got fat because I have lived with my mommy for the past three years and mommy keeps making me eat a lot of food and drink wine with her. Anonymous (ID: LKd8hEld) >>493513441 >makes me why dont you tell her "No" Anonymous (ID: TZvwn2y4) >>493513553 >telling mommy no are you insane 01/06/25(Mon)15:04:02 No.493513553 01/06/25(Mon)15:04:54 No.493513654
Anonymous (ID: LRLDcacs >>493513212 (OP) 01/06/25(Mon)15:02:57 No.493513441 I got fat because I have lived with my mommy for the past three years and mommy keeps making me eat a lot of food and drink wine with her. Anonymous (ID: LKd8hEld) >>493513441 >makes me why dont you tell her "No" Anonymous (ID: TZvwn2y4) >>493513553 >telling mommy no are you insane 01/06/25(Mon)15:04:02 No.493513553 01/06/25(Mon)15:04:54 No.493513654

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Anon plays Hell Let Loose | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 0 KB none 1/6/2025, 2:39:06 PM > be me > miss ww2 cod era from the 2000s No.61569280 > see hell let loose has high ratings across platforms > decide to try it out > graphics and sound editing are pretty good > controller constantly vibrating. immersivde but kind of annoying > die instantly. 45 second "you were killed" screen > respawn. die again immediately > squad leader has a british accent > keep hearing people say something about blueberries > die again > respawn. artillery immediately kills me again > squad leaders british accent getting angrier over the artillery sounds cause im the wrong class or something > die again why is this game so acclaimed
Anonymous 0 KB none 1/6/2025, 2:39:06 PM > be me > miss ww2 cod era from the 2000s No.61569280 > see hell let loose has high ratings across platforms > decide to try it out > graphics and sound editing are pretty good > controller constantly vibrating. immersivde but kind of annoying > die instantly. 45 second "you were killed" screen > respawn. die again immediately > squad leader has a british accent > keep hearing people say something about blueberries > die again > respawn. artillery immediately kills me again > squad leaders british accent getting angrier over the artillery sounds cause im the wrong class or something > die again why is this game so acclaimed

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Should Have Just Got the Wings | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 16 KB JPG >Be me 01/06/25(Mon)12:25:12 No.929649602 >In city centre for the day >Make plans to visit the Hooters there, hope to finally show off my sexual side >Waitresses happily greet me >I try to flirt with them regarding how big their behinds are, but I f--- my words up and I sound like Sheldon Cooper, almost like I'm criticising them >They're not laughing anymore >Ask me to leave >I apologise and do as they say without hesitation >That evening, I find their TikTok >I comment on one of their videos apologising for what I had done >The video is deleted by the next day Why the f--- am I so bad at this
Anonymous 16 KB JPG >Be me 01/06/25(Mon)12:25:12 No.929649602 >In city centre for the day >Make plans to visit the Hooters there, hope to finally show off my sexual side >Waitresses happily greet me >I try to flirt with them regarding how big their behinds are, but I f--- my words up and I sound like Sheldon Cooper, almost like I'm criticising them >They're not laughing anymore >Ask me to leave >I apologise and do as they say without hesitation >That evening, I find their TikTok >I comment on one of their videos apologising for what I had done >The video is deleted by the next day Why the f--- am I so bad at this

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A Messiah's struggle | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)15:32:03 No.207548825 IMG_2545.jpg 18 KB JPG >tell people to be nice to each other >get brutally tortured and murdered for it Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)15:33:07 No.207548848 I think it was the part where he said he was the son of God that got people a bit riled up
Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)15:32:03 No.207548825 IMG_2545.jpg 18 KB JPG >tell people to be nice to each other >get brutally tortured and murdered for it Anonymous 01/02/25(Thu)15:33:07 No.207548848 I think it was the part where he said he was the son of God that got people a bit riled up

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Anon likes Keanu Reeves | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)19:13:57 No.207671825 Does anyone hate this guy?
Anonymous 01/06/25(Mon)19:13:57 No.207671825 Does anyone hate this guy?

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Did Raimi Go Too Far? | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_2563.jpg (6 KB, 258x195) Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 15:42:37 No.207598797 >>207598849 >>207599753 >>207599920 >>207599939 >>207600102 >>207601110 >>207601632 >>207601695 >>207605293 Peter... Two planes... three buildings.... Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)16:52:22 No.207600071 ► >they weren't just dancing Peter, their moving company was a front for Israeli intelligence they had tickets out of the country for the next day booked in advance it's all in the police reports Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)16:56:18 No.207600140 ► >Peter, they were able to sneak box cutters on the plane, but i cant bring 3 oz of schnapps. Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)17:00:37 No.207600215 ►>>207601473 File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No Sp ROVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!" teed! Joe's Pepper >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" >> Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)17:32:52 No.207600745 ► >Peter... Iraq wasn't our enemy... it was someone else's...
File: IMG_2563.jpg (6 KB, 258x195) Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat) 15:42:37 No.207598797 >>207598849 >>207599753 >>207599920 >>207599939 >>207600102 >>207601110 >>207601632 >>207601695 >>207605293 Peter... Two planes... three buildings.... Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)16:52:22 No.207600071 ► >they weren't just dancing Peter, their moving company was a front for Israeli intelligence they had tickets out of the country for the next day booked in advance it's all in the police reports Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)16:56:18 No.207600140 ► >Peter, they were able to sneak box cutters on the plane, but i cant bring 3 oz of schnapps. Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)17:00:37 No.207600215 ►>>207601473 File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No Sp ROVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!" teed! Joe's Pepper >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" >> Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)17:32:52 No.207600745 ► >Peter... Iraq wasn't our enemy... it was someone else's...

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/tv/ Discusses Family Guy | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [U Auto] File: Screenshot_20250105_21340(...).jpg (829 KB, 1838x1440) Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:58:51 No.207659746 >>207659795 >>207659932 > Literally gets shot point-blank, on purpose, by one of his closest friends, purely out of spite > "AH! Dammit Peter, what the hell?!" >> Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)22:00:42 No.207659795 ► >>207659746 (OP) It's just a .22 man, its not a big deal. You some kinda p----? Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)22:02:01 No.207659846 >>207659932 File: MV5BMmNkZWViMDYtZTEwYy00Y(...).jpg (215 KB, 1536x1152) > Gets mouth caved in by best friend over a literal toy > "Dammit Peter what were you thinking?" Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)22:05:01 No.207659932 >>207660005 >>207659746 (OP). >>207659846 Waiting on the 10-gorillion-part video essay on how Peter is secretly a psychopath narcissist
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [U Auto] File: Screenshot_20250105_21340(...).jpg (829 KB, 1838x1440) Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:58:51 No.207659746 >>207659795 >>207659932 > Literally gets shot point-blank, on purpose, by one of his closest friends, purely out of spite > "AH! Dammit Peter, what the hell?!" >> Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)22:00:42 No.207659795 ► >>207659746 (OP) It's just a .22 man, its not a big deal. You some kinda p----? Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)22:02:01 No.207659846 >>207659932 File: MV5BMmNkZWViMDYtZTEwYy00Y(...).jpg (215 KB, 1536x1152) > Gets mouth caved in by best friend over a literal toy > "Dammit Peter what were you thinking?" Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)22:05:01 No.207659932 >>207660005 >>207659746 (OP). >>207659846 Waiting on the 10-gorillion-part video essay on how Peter is secretly a psychopath narcissist

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anons gf uplifts him | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.01 MB PNG 05/29/22(Sun)17:13:33 No.68827301 >gf praises me for being smart >I flunked out of art school while she has a master's degree >gf tells me I am so tall >I am 5'7", she is 5'6" >gf tells me I am a natural leader >I am shy and quiet >gf wishes she was athletic like me >I am a shut nerd What is she doing? I don't understand what she wants. Anonymous >>68827301 (OP) # 05/29/22(Sun)17:41:01 No.68827552 >my gf is being nice to me >what is her endgame?
Anonymous 1.01 MB PNG 05/29/22(Sun)17:13:33 No.68827301 >gf praises me for being smart >I flunked out of art school while she has a master's degree >gf tells me I am so tall >I am 5'7", she is 5'6" >gf tells me I am a natural leader >I am shy and quiet >gf wishes she was athletic like me >I am a shut nerd What is she doing? I don't understand what she wants. Anonymous >>68827301 (OP) # 05/29/22(Sun)17:41:01 No.68827552 >my gf is being nice to me >what is her endgame?

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Anon loves kebab | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people
Anonymous 145 KB JPG meat than usual 04/29/22(Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,,and,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

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Anons brother has rizz | /r/Greentext

36 KB JPG >she cheated on me with the same guy my last gf cheated on me with how does one cope with this?
36 KB JPG >she cheated on me with the same guy my last gf cheated on me with how does one cope with this?

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Brazil vs Israel in a nutshell! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kru+UVYZ Brazil vs Israel General Threa(...) 01/05/25(Sun)20:57:44 No.493433031 Brazil vs Israel.png 694 KB PNG >Israeli soldier travels to Bahia on vacation >soldier threw bomb at Palestinians >attention w---- soldier posted videos and pics on the internet >Palestinian association discovers soldier in Brazil because he posted on the internet >association asks Brazil to investigate the soldier for war crimes and uses the videos and pics he himself posted as evidence >Brazilian justice agrees to investigate >Israeli government discovers investigation >Israel rushes to get the soldier out of Brazil and warns soldiers around the world that other countries may do the same <crying all over My goodness, how I love Blaire White. https://www.voanews.com/a/israel-helps-ex-soldier-leave- brazil-over-probe-of-alleged-war-crimes-in-gaza/7 925201.html https://nypost.com/2025/01/05/world-news/vacationing- idf-soldier-who-survived-supernova-massacre-forced-to-flee- brazil-after-threats-of-war-crime-arrest-reports/
Anonymous (ID: kru+UVYZ Brazil vs Israel General Threa(...) 01/05/25(Sun)20:57:44 No.493433031 Brazil vs Israel.png 694 KB PNG >Israeli soldier travels to Bahia on vacation >soldier threw bomb at Palestinians >attention w---- soldier posted videos and pics on the internet >Palestinian association discovers soldier in Brazil because he posted on the internet >association asks Brazil to investigate the soldier for war crimes and uses the videos and pics he himself posted as evidence >Brazilian justice agrees to investigate >Israeli government discovers investigation >Israel rushes to get the soldier out of Brazil and warns soldiers around the world that other countries may do the same <crying all over My goodness, how I love Blaire White. https://www.voanews.com/a/israel-helps-ex-soldier-leave- brazil-over-probe-of-alleged-war-crimes-in-gaza/7 925201.html https://nypost.com/2025/01/05/world-news/vacationing- idf-soldier-who-survived-supernova-massacre-forced-to-flee- brazil-after-threats-of-war-crime-arrest-reports/

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Indianovations | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: dm9UW06B) Settings Mobile Home 01/05/25(Sun)15:53:11 No.493417918 Dr. Neha Das Follow @neha_laldas Indians invented: -Zero -Algebra -Trigonometry -Quadratic equation -Binary Code -Riemann series -Elliptic integrals -Decimal System -Fibonacci Numbers -Ruler -Radio and Wireless -Communication -Metallurgy -University -Surgery -Agriculture -USB -Ink -Chess -Crescograph -Yoga -Ayurveda -Plastic Roads -Thorium reactor -Astronomy -Shampoo -Numerical System -Cataract surgery -Spices -Infinity concept -Jaipur leg -ORS -Excimer Laser 186 KB PNG List of things superior Indians invented, chuds. Anonymous (ID: DVigoiaL) Still no toilets 01/05/25(Sun)15:55:29 No.493418091
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: dm9UW06B) Settings Mobile Home 01/05/25(Sun)15:53:11 No.493417918 Dr. Neha Das Follow @neha_laldas Indians invented: -Zero -Algebra -Trigonometry -Quadratic equation -Binary Code -Riemann series -Elliptic integrals -Decimal System -Fibonacci Numbers -Ruler -Radio and Wireless -Communication -Metallurgy -University -Surgery -Agriculture -USB -Ink -Chess -Crescograph -Yoga -Ayurveda -Plastic Roads -Thorium reactor -Astronomy -Shampoo -Numerical System -Cataract surgery -Spices -Infinity concept -Jaipur leg -ORS -Excimer Laser 186 KB PNG List of things superior Indians invented, chuds. Anonymous (ID: DVigoiaL) Still no toilets 01/05/25(Sun)15:55:29 No.493418091

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Anon pulls a pro gamer move | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPEG 4.1.2025, 22:43:51 > be me, gamer No.52202531 > have fren, play csgo with him every day > one day he doesn't show up, radio silence for weeks, getting worried > over a month later he comes back, tells me that his family died in a housefire and he was severly injured and in the hospital > fren feels horrible as the was unable to save his parents or siblings even tho he was a firefighter himself > haveanidea.jpg > buy him a few games during steam sale, Arma, Metro, Bioshock, The Sims, what ever he can have it > fren feels a little better playing again > he starts his recovery, getting stronger and starting to smile again > call him on discord, aks him how it's going > "Love this Bioshock game with the underwater city, i'm gonna save all the little sisters and get the good ending!" > "Because you couldn't save yours?" > whatthefuckdidijustsay.jpg > panic > hang up discord call > hide in my closet, just typed this Why do i keep doing these things?
Anonymous 8 KB JPEG 4.1.2025, 22:43:51 > be me, gamer No.52202531 > have fren, play csgo with him every day > one day he doesn't show up, radio silence for weeks, getting worried > over a month later he comes back, tells me that his family died in a housefire and he was severly injured and in the hospital > fren feels horrible as the was unable to save his parents or siblings even tho he was a firefighter himself > haveanidea.jpg > buy him a few games during steam sale, Arma, Metro, Bioshock, The Sims, what ever he can have it > fren feels a little better playing again > he starts his recovery, getting stronger and starting to smile again > call him on discord, aks him how it's going > "Love this Bioshock game with the underwater city, i'm gonna save all the little sisters and get the good ending!" > "Because you couldn't save yours?" > whatthefuckdidijustsay.jpg > panic > hang up discord call > hide in my closet, just typed this Why do i keep doing these things?

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Sex Avenger | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Are pedos retarded? ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/05/25(Sun)15:06:07 No.79962837 ATZ 950 KB PNG >Be a p--- in 2006 >Go on MySpace and fall of obvious p--- bait >Drive 400 miles across the country in your s----- pedomobile thats older than the adults pretending to be children who you wanna f--- >Buy a pizza >Enter suspiciously nice house >Prepare to rizz up a 24 year old dressed as a 14 year old >Get arrested in the kitchen I just don't get it. They seem willing to f--- a 24yo because they thought they were 14? Why not just f--- a 24 year old?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Are pedos retarded? ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/05/25(Sun)15:06:07 No.79962837 ATZ 950 KB PNG >Be a p--- in 2006 >Go on MySpace and fall of obvious p--- bait >Drive 400 miles across the country in your s----- pedomobile thats older than the adults pretending to be children who you wanna f--- >Buy a pizza >Enter suspiciously nice house >Prepare to rizz up a 24 year old dressed as a 14 year old >Get arrested in the kitchen I just don't get it. They seem willing to f--- a 24yo because they thought they were 14? Why not just f--- a 24 year old?

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Anonymous [+] 01/03/25(Fri)17:48:27 No.206334666 >bring up anti-immigration talking points at dinner >dad calls me a racist and threatens to physically harm me 6 KB JPG
Anonymous [+] 01/03/25(Fri)17:48:27 No.206334666 >bring up anti-immigration talking points at dinner >dad calls me a racist and threatens to physically harm me 6 KB JPG

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Pack your things, we're moving to Finland | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ZIcf3A8D 01/04/25(Sat) 17:55:45 No.493331426 Widespread Racism Against Black People In The EU Share of black people who experienced racist harassment in the past 5 years Finland Luxembourg Ireland Germany Italy Denmark Sweden Austria France Portugal United Kingdom Malta +0-0---| 63% 52% 51% 48% 48% 41% 41% 37% 32% 23% 21% 20% Happiness.jpg 112 KB JPG >Finland has the lowest population of Muslims in Europoor >Finland has one of the lowest population of blacks in Europoor >Finland has won the title of, "Happiest country in the world" for 7 years Coincidence?
Anonymous (ID: ZIcf3A8D 01/04/25(Sat) 17:55:45 No.493331426 Widespread Racism Against Black People In The EU Share of black people who experienced racist harassment in the past 5 years Finland Luxembourg Ireland Germany Italy Denmark Sweden Austria France Portugal United Kingdom Malta +0-0---| 63% 52% 51% 48% 48% 41% 41% 37% 32% 23% 21% 20% Happiness.jpg 112 KB JPG >Finland has the lowest population of Muslims in Europoor >Finland has one of the lowest population of blacks in Europoor >Finland has won the title of, "Happiest country in the world" for 7 years Coincidence?

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