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Anonymous 497 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)12:59:16 No.909725894 >terrified >be me, 5"5 slightly autistic with a stable warehouse job >somehow lands a beautiful woman, together for last 7 years, married for last 2 of those years >get a house, try for kiddo. Trying is fun, the success is almost unbelievable >perfect pregnancy. I don't really do s---, she handles everything like a champ. >have our last doctors appointment before due date. Doc doesn't let us leave due to her high blood pressure. >decide to induce her today. She's in a f--- ton of pain. Even with epidural. I'm proud of her though but I feel useless. >have the baby. It's a girl. >ohfuck.jpg she's actually pretty cute even if covered in a lot of blood >a ton of blood. Totally normal right >doctors scramble. Not normal. They prep her for OR and emergency surgery. Losing a lot of blood. >no real update for the last couple hours. Feed baby. Baby is happy >I'm f------ terrified Pic unrelated. How are you doing /b/ros?
Anonymous 497 KB JPG 11/22/23(Wed)12:59:16 No.909725894 >terrified >be me, 5"5 slightly autistic with a stable warehouse job >somehow lands a beautiful woman, together for last 7 years, married for last 2 of those years >get a house, try for kiddo. Trying is fun, the success is almost unbelievable >perfect pregnancy. I don't really do s---, she handles everything like a champ. >have our last doctors appointment before due date. Doc doesn't let us leave due to her high blood pressure. >decide to induce her today. She's in a f--- ton of pain. Even with epidural. I'm proud of her though but I feel useless. >have the baby. It's a girl. >ohfuck.jpg she's actually pretty cute even if covered in a lot of blood >a ton of blood. Totally normal right >doctors scramble. Not normal. They prep her for OR and emergency surgery. Losing a lot of blood. >no real update for the last couple hours. Feed baby. Baby is happy >I'm f------ terrified Pic unrelated. How are you doing /b/ros?

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Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)01:58:28 No.929351709 >be me >fish >get caught >die horribly to be made into food >in fish afterlife >see body >see anon stick d--- into my body's mouth >w--.jpg >fellow fish comes up to me >"did you ever mate?" >"no" >"well, I guess you're no longer o-FISH-ally a virgin" >stare blankly at anon from above as he rubs his 1.2 inch d--- around inside my jaws >isthishell.jpg
Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)01:58:28 No.929351709 >be me >fish >get caught >die horribly to be made into food >in fish afterlife >see body >see anon stick d--- into my body's mouth >w--.jpg >fellow fish comes up to me >"did you ever mate?" >"no" >"well, I guess you're no longer o-FISH-ally a virgin" >stare blankly at anon from above as he rubs his 1.2 inch d--- around inside my jaws >isthishell.jpg

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Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)03:21:38 No.206177962 @doctor.german 5 fünf 55 fünfundfünfzig 555 fünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 5555 fünftausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 55555 fünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 172927191711.jpg >this is a real language 387 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)03:23:36 No.206178034 >cincuenta y cinco mil quinientos cincuenta y cinco >>206178095 # >>206178602 #
Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)03:21:38 No.206177962 @doctor.german 5 fünf 55 fünfundfünfzig 555 fünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 5555 fünftausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 55555 fünfundfünfzigtausendfünfhundertfünfundfünfzig 172927191711.jpg >this is a real language 387 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/31/24(Tue)03:23:36 No.206178034 >cincuenta y cinco mil quinientos cincuenta y cinco >>206178095 # >>206178602 #

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File: file.png (15 KB, 408x334)| lyxe @cryptolyxe the Dubai work ethic is crazy they do construction work 24/7 no breaks western culture starts at 9am, finishes at 5pm. here they just KEEP working. this is the level we have to get to. Anonymous (ID: QUEuacÃo )| 12/30/24(Mon)13:59:31 No.492834533 ►>>492834698 >>492835442 >>492835483 >>492835582 >>492835592 >>492835597 >>492835748 >>492835882 >>492835988 >>492836066 >>492836290 >>492836324 >>492836326 >>492836462 >>492836510 >>492836546 >>492836984 >>492837209 >>492837215 Workers in Dubai work 24/7 and have no breaks. They do not eat nor sleep until te job is done. Tell me why a lazy american should be hired over these people? Anonymous (ID: Nb3u/Kce 12/30/24(Mon)14:00:22 No.492834602 >>492834810 >>492835240 >>492835710 >>492836477 The rich are begging to be killed.
File: file.png (15 KB, 408x334)| lyxe @cryptolyxe the Dubai work ethic is crazy they do construction work 24/7 no breaks western culture starts at 9am, finishes at 5pm. here they just KEEP working. this is the level we have to get to. Anonymous (ID: QUEuacÃo )| 12/30/24(Mon)13:59:31 No.492834533 ►>>492834698 >>492835442 >>492835483 >>492835582 >>492835592 >>492835597 >>492835748 >>492835882 >>492835988 >>492836066 >>492836290 >>492836324 >>492836326 >>492836462 >>492836510 >>492836546 >>492836984 >>492837209 >>492837215 Workers in Dubai work 24/7 and have no breaks. They do not eat nor sleep until te job is done. Tell me why a lazy american should be hired over these people? Anonymous (ID: Nb3u/Kce 12/30/24(Mon)14:00:22 No.492834602 >>492834810 >>492835240 >>492835710 >>492836477 The rich are begging to be killed.

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Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" ☐ Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 File: 410gxVYu08L._SX425_.jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878515 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f-----
Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:00 No.53878455 >>53878439 >she if it has a penis it isnt a "she" ☐ Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)01:30:54 No.53878466 File: 410gxVYu08L._SX425_.jpg (21 KB, 425x408) >>53878455 >>53878466 >>53878475 >>53878515 I'm straight so whatever makes my d--- hard is a woman f-----

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Anonymous 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 Thank you for sending that 327 KB JPG >be me >Go to therapist >Ask him if he thinks it's paranoid schizophrenia or harm ocd if I think my thoughts are destroying the world >He tells me to leave >Mfw
Anonymous 12/30/24(Mon) 14:08:40 No.929337218 Thank you for sending that 327 KB JPG >be me >Go to therapist >Ask him if he thinks it's paranoid schizophrenia or harm ocd if I think my thoughts are destroying the world >He tells me to leave >Mfw

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Anonymous The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girl(...) 117 KB JPG 12/30/24(Mon)09:14:10 No.274625320 Why is Miria Akagi the best girl in U149 >She doesn't need to pretend mature like Arisu >She's not dumb like Nina >She's hotter than Risa >She's bigger than Haru >She's not autistic like Koharu >She's not timid like Chie Vert !vVERTYCmYc12/30/24(Mon)09:17:56 No.274625388 2.4 MB PNG Anonymous 131 KB PNG 12/30/24(Mon)09:19:35 No.274625413 >>274625320 (OP) # This is a factual statement.
Anonymous The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girl(...) 117 KB JPG 12/30/24(Mon)09:14:10 No.274625320 Why is Miria Akagi the best girl in U149 >She doesn't need to pretend mature like Arisu >She's not dumb like Nina >She's hotter than Risa >She's bigger than Haru >She's not autistic like Koharu >She's not timid like Chie Vert !vVERTYCmYc12/30/24(Mon)09:17:56 No.274625388 2.4 MB PNG Anonymous 131 KB PNG 12/30/24(Mon)09:19:35 No.274625413 >>274625320 (OP) # This is a factual statement.

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Anonymous 3.73 MB PNG men 12/30/24(Mon)09:46:34 No.146945822 >CN makes a short about a some lesbian girl and her friend simping for this girl who broke up with her boyfriend >would do everything to make her happy >even putting her on dating sites where she would attract multiple of >in the end girl goes back to boyfriend >moral of the story >girls want assholes Jesus Anonymous >>146945822 (OP) # Post the short. >>146945897 # 12/30/24(Mon)09:56:20 No.146945894 12/30/24(Mon)09:56:53 No.146945897 Anonymous >>146945894 # https://vimeo.com/123025635 >>146945917 # Anonymous >>146945822 (OP) # >>146945897 # 12/30/24(Mon)09:59:37 No.146945917 Shorts made for CN/AS aren't paid for, it's just a way for them to promote artists and test waters with people who can't quite get a full 'ready for production' pilot presented. I wish they would throw money at this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahf8KjDeZ31 [Open]
Anonymous 3.73 MB PNG men 12/30/24(Mon)09:46:34 No.146945822 >CN makes a short about a some lesbian girl and her friend simping for this girl who broke up with her boyfriend >would do everything to make her happy >even putting her on dating sites where she would attract multiple of >in the end girl goes back to boyfriend >moral of the story >girls want assholes Jesus Anonymous >>146945822 (OP) # Post the short. >>146945897 # 12/30/24(Mon)09:56:20 No.146945894 12/30/24(Mon)09:56:53 No.146945897 Anonymous >>146945894 # https://vimeo.com/123025635 >>146945917 # Anonymous >>146945822 (OP) # >>146945897 # 12/30/24(Mon)09:59:37 No.146945917 Shorts made for CN/AS aren't paid for, it's just a way for them to promote artists and test waters with people who can't quite get a full 'ready for production' pilot presented. I wish they would throw money at this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahf8KjDeZ31 [Open]

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: Anonymous 687 KB GIF tank top 03/16/23(Thu)08:28:49 No.72592213 >Be me, a fat dude >go buy a pack of doritos because i have my cravings >see skeleton looking people wearing winter clothing because its cold outside >i only wear a hoodie over a >remember i am genetically built to withstand cold >remember i could bodyslam them into the pavement >remember i could f--- their wife with my lil chubster >then make her buy me pizza >remember i could buck break a scrawny dude >one punch from my arm equals to ten of his >but then remember God made me to specifically play vidya and watch one piece >smile to myself and open the doritos EGAS >>72592213 (OP) # 03/16/23(Thu)08:49:04 No.72592313 is this a knee-jerk reaction to the thread about weight loss? Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)09:10:56 No.72592425 >remember that you've always been the slowest, most unathletic, most out of shape person in every PE class. >realize that these imaginary physical altercations probably wouldn't go as well as you think. Nice obese cope.
: Anonymous 687 KB GIF tank top 03/16/23(Thu)08:28:49 No.72592213 >Be me, a fat dude >go buy a pack of doritos because i have my cravings >see skeleton looking people wearing winter clothing because its cold outside >i only wear a hoodie over a >remember i am genetically built to withstand cold >remember i could bodyslam them into the pavement >remember i could f--- their wife with my lil chubster >then make her buy me pizza >remember i could buck break a scrawny dude >one punch from my arm equals to ten of his >but then remember God made me to specifically play vidya and watch one piece >smile to myself and open the doritos EGAS >>72592213 (OP) # 03/16/23(Thu)08:49:04 No.72592313 is this a knee-jerk reaction to the thread about weight loss? Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)09:10:56 No.72592425 >remember that you've always been the slowest, most unathletic, most out of shape person in every PE class. >realize that these imaginary physical altercations probably wouldn't go as well as you think. Nice obese cope.

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Anonymous 12/19/24(Thu)23:11:21 No.2742713 ► >>2742317 (OP) >What is there to do in the highlands? beautiful scenery, in a kind of rugged bleak way historic castles etc alcoholism domestic abuse
Anonymous 12/19/24(Thu)23:11:21 No.2742713 ► >>2742317 (OP) >What is there to do in the highlands? beautiful scenery, in a kind of rugged bleak way historic castles etc alcoholism domestic abuse

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Anonymous Thank you 67 KB JPG >be me 12/30/24(Mon)07:48:23 No.929324505 >Call CIA and challenge them to a brainwashing duel telling them I know about Epstein while mocking them for what they did to tedkazynski >Fbi brings me on as a ci > Suck some d---- > Attempt suicide > Smash head into glass for medical research purposes while talking about philosophy >Start having seizures >My consciousness starts time traveling > Kevin mitnick dies for some reason >Hilary Clinton gets thrown into a van for some reason >Give secret service a phone number of one of their agents while threatening to shoot the president in the face with a gun I don't even have >Get diagnosed with 20 mental disorders and a crack habit >Predict covid and that the u.s will be devastated by it >Alarm goes off I'm not ever taking f------ Walmart melatonin again
Anonymous Thank you 67 KB JPG >be me 12/30/24(Mon)07:48:23 No.929324505 >Call CIA and challenge them to a brainwashing duel telling them I know about Epstein while mocking them for what they did to tedkazynski >Fbi brings me on as a ci > Suck some d---- > Attempt suicide > Smash head into glass for medical research purposes while talking about philosophy >Start having seizures >My consciousness starts time traveling > Kevin mitnick dies for some reason >Hilary Clinton gets thrown into a van for some reason >Give secret service a phone number of one of their agents while threatening to shoot the president in the face with a gun I don't even have >Get diagnosed with 20 mental disorders and a crack habit >Predict covid and that the u.s will be devastated by it >Alarm goes off I'm not ever taking f------ Walmart melatonin again

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Anonymous AFC 30/12/2024, 6:06:32 AM No.68950641 > be me > be straight 46 KB JPEG > haven't had a power cut in months, rarely if ever > build dream PC > getbusycoomingargetbusygaming.png > gaming at 3 am > power goes out > fluctuates on and off for a few seconds > panic and turn off pc power > power doesn't come back on for a few hours > fallasleepinstress.jpg > wake up as the power comes back on > rush to desk and turn on PC > nothing > keyboard doesn't light up > dram lights in the motherboard > imcooked.exe > panicked googling >shouldhaveboughtaUPS.psd > see somewhere a CMOS reset may help > connect the pins in my motherboard for a few seconds with a screwdriver > plug PC back in > ready to cry atp, poured like 6 months of my salary into this PC > nothing happens, dram light still on >suddenly monitor flickers to life > nearly s--- myself and think I imagined it > happens again > mash keyboard furiously > finally post > windows lock screen shows up > check everything, seems fine > buy a UPS bros > Pic related
Anonymous AFC 30/12/2024, 6:06:32 AM No.68950641 > be me > be straight 46 KB JPEG > haven't had a power cut in months, rarely if ever > build dream PC > getbusycoomingargetbusygaming.png > gaming at 3 am > power goes out > fluctuates on and off for a few seconds > panic and turn off pc power > power doesn't come back on for a few hours > fallasleepinstress.jpg > wake up as the power comes back on > rush to desk and turn on PC > nothing > keyboard doesn't light up > dram lights in the motherboard > imcooked.exe > panicked googling >shouldhaveboughtaUPS.psd > see somewhere a CMOS reset may help > connect the pins in my motherboard for a few seconds with a screwdriver > plug PC back in > ready to cry atp, poured like 6 months of my salary into this PC > nothing happens, dram light still on >suddenly monitor flickers to life > nearly s--- myself and think I imagined it > happens again > mash keyboard furiously > finally post > windows lock screen shows up > check everything, seems fine > buy a UPS bros > Pic related

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Anonymous 156 KB PNG 30.12.2024, 00:50:41 > be me No.99669397 > just turned eighteen, living in some god forsaken shittown in the middle of a forest > haven autistic fren > fren, after finding youtube becomes obsessed with pranks, wants to be a prankster himself > it's funny in the beginning, you know the same s--- every kids is up to but it starts to become more and more annoying > he starts to play his pranks on the wrong people > get's his ass kicked a few times > he does not learn > one faithful, sunny day, fren ventures out in the woods with a werwolf constume he bought with money from his summer job >realfuckingbadidea.jpg > some time goes by > fren doesn't show up for lunch > fren doesn't show up for dinner > fren doesn't show up for the next two days > family loses their s---, as cops are useless > everyone in town searches for him > finally he's found half dead on a clearing 18 f------ miles away > airlift to the hospital > apparently he was attacked by a bear, partly eaten and then dragged of to it's den in the next f------ state were he spend the last three days crawling out of a cave with his guts hanging out > doctors say he's doing well > visit him the next day > m----------- has no legs, part of his face is missing and he looks like a blind kindergardners attempt to build human with playdo > frens family is happy that he's back but they have to pay for the hospital bill > first thing he asked me was to pull one of his remaining two his finger > bro is now robocop with wheels, can't take a s--- without two people helping him and has to eat thru a tube > his family will be in dept for the next few generations Retard didn't learn
Anonymous 156 KB PNG 30.12.2024, 00:50:41 > be me No.99669397 > just turned eighteen, living in some god forsaken shittown in the middle of a forest > haven autistic fren > fren, after finding youtube becomes obsessed with pranks, wants to be a prankster himself > it's funny in the beginning, you know the same s--- every kids is up to but it starts to become more and more annoying > he starts to play his pranks on the wrong people > get's his ass kicked a few times > he does not learn > one faithful, sunny day, fren ventures out in the woods with a werwolf constume he bought with money from his summer job >realfuckingbadidea.jpg > some time goes by > fren doesn't show up for lunch > fren doesn't show up for dinner > fren doesn't show up for the next two days > family loses their s---, as cops are useless > everyone in town searches for him > finally he's found half dead on a clearing 18 f------ miles away > airlift to the hospital > apparently he was attacked by a bear, partly eaten and then dragged of to it's den in the next f------ state were he spend the last three days crawling out of a cave with his guts hanging out > doctors say he's doing well > visit him the next day > m----------- has no legs, part of his face is missing and he looks like a blind kindergardners attempt to build human with playdo > frens family is happy that he's back but they have to pay for the hospital bill > first thing he asked me was to pull one of his remaining two his finger > bro is now robocop with wheels, can't take a s--- without two people helping him and has to eat thru a tube > his family will be in dept for the next few generations Retard didn't learn

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104 KB PNG >turns green >at a stop light >light is red "go green.... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >mfw
104 KB PNG >turns green >at a stop light >light is red "go green.... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >still red "go green... NOW >mfw

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Anonymous 12/29/2024, 3:53:25 PM No.73705239 Keep my console up to date Keep my games & apps up to date 2730 KB PNG > Be me > Home for Christmas break > Turn on Xbox for the first time in 3 months > "System Update Required" > Takes a f------ hour > Start game > "Game Update Required" > Start different game > "Game Update Required" > Okay I'll just play something else while I wait > "Playing another game pauses update" > The update can't be too big right? > "0Mb / 57 Gb" > Wait 2 hours > Update halfway complete > "Need more storage space" > Delete old game to make storage space > "Deleting old game pauses update" > Check settings, pic related > This setting just straight up doesn't work > Who the f--- designed this s---? > Turn off Xbox for the next 3 months
Anonymous 12/29/2024, 3:53:25 PM No.73705239 Keep my console up to date Keep my games & apps up to date 2730 KB PNG > Be me > Home for Christmas break > Turn on Xbox for the first time in 3 months > "System Update Required" > Takes a f------ hour > Start game > "Game Update Required" > Start different game > "Game Update Required" > Okay I'll just play something else while I wait > "Playing another game pauses update" > The update can't be too big right? > "0Mb / 57 Gb" > Wait 2 hours > Update halfway complete > "Need more storage space" > Delete old game to make storage space > "Deleting old game pauses update" > Check settings, pic related > This setting just straight up doesn't work > Who the f--- designed this s---? > Turn off Xbox for the next 3 months

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: Anonymous 15 KB JPG >be me 12/29/24(Sun)09:02:19 No.929275283 >Bang bros producer >Purchase electron microscope >Zoom in on woman's vulva while she literally screams >Mole >Absolute cinema
: Anonymous 15 KB JPG >be me 12/29/24(Sun)09:02:19 No.929275283 >Bang bros producer >Purchase electron microscope >Zoom in on woman's vulva while she literally screams >Mole >Absolute cinema

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