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Anon considers evolving to apex hobo. | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous Why should I bother trying? 69 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:00:49 No.80314638 >apply for over 25 s--- minimum wage jobs (fast food cook, restaurant dishwashing, cart pusher, construction helper, field picker, literally anything that didn't require experience) >only 3 contact me back (dishwasher, fast food and cart pushing one) >only 2 of them actually schedule me for an interview >one never calls me after the interview >one schedules a second interview for some reason (they also don't call me back afterwards) even if i did get a job i'd still wouldn't make enough to move out. i'd either have to work 80 hours/week or find a roommate, which is practically impossible since i'm antisocial and have literally zero friends. 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous >>80314638 (OP) # 02/09/25(Sun)19:35:20 No.80315323 Just hobo max and eat other hobos for sustenance](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/005/223/aa9.jpeg)
![Anonymous Why should I bother trying? 69 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)18:00:49 No.80314638 >apply for over 25 s--- minimum wage jobs (fast food cook, restaurant dishwashing, cart pusher, construction helper, field picker, literally anything that didn't require experience) >only 3 contact me back (dishwasher, fast food and cart pushing one) >only 2 of them actually schedule me for an interview >one never calls me after the interview >one schedules a second interview for some reason (they also don't call me back afterwards) even if i did get a job i'd still wouldn't make enough to move out. i'd either have to work 80 hours/week or find a roommate, which is practically impossible since i'm antisocial and have literally zero friends. 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous >>80314638 (OP) # 02/09/25(Sun)19:35:20 No.80315323 Just hobo max and eat other hobos for sustenance](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/005/223/aa9.jpeg)
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Anon stops beating his willy | /r/Greentext
![NIS CLU 37 KB JPG >Be me 23 yo 7/10 in looks > Hadn't had a gf in two years cause of lack of confidence and bad habits > Start taking care of myself again. Go back to playing soccer with my friends, go to swim twice a week, go back into reading, etc... > Hear about no fap on the Internet and how practicing it can make you be more confident and responsible, start practicing it > 4 days go by everything normal > 2 weeks go by start having problems with some urges > Third week can't take it anymore, but still doing it cause I wanna reach at least a month > Meanwhile in classes a cute 8/10 girl sits next to me, we talk and have a good time > Ask for her number and start chatting, also sit together in other classes we share, start liking her more > Ask her to go on a date and she accepts > Meanwhile achieve one month since I started no fap, decide I don't want to do this anymore and beat the s--- out of my meat > Next day go to my date, see the girl again and get surprised > She's uglier than I remember. Still go on with the date but don't really enjoy it. Start asking myself why did I like this girl so much. Make an effort to really make her enjoy the date but still don't feel anything her. End the date, go to my house and start feeling sad and angry. > Mfw the only thing no fap did was to make me more horny and least selective with girls, mfw this stupid s--- made the wrong girl get her high hopes with me, mfw i will have to find some pathetic excuse to tell this girl I don't really like her even tho I flirted with her non stop during a week, mfw i will seem a like a douche and will probably make a really nice girl feel bad. F--- this s--- I will never practice it again](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/005/207/957.png)
![NIS CLU 37 KB JPG >Be me 23 yo 7/10 in looks > Hadn't had a gf in two years cause of lack of confidence and bad habits > Start taking care of myself again. Go back to playing soccer with my friends, go to swim twice a week, go back into reading, etc... > Hear about no fap on the Internet and how practicing it can make you be more confident and responsible, start practicing it > 4 days go by everything normal > 2 weeks go by start having problems with some urges > Third week can't take it anymore, but still doing it cause I wanna reach at least a month > Meanwhile in classes a cute 8/10 girl sits next to me, we talk and have a good time > Ask for her number and start chatting, also sit together in other classes we share, start liking her more > Ask her to go on a date and she accepts > Meanwhile achieve one month since I started no fap, decide I don't want to do this anymore and beat the s--- out of my meat > Next day go to my date, see the girl again and get surprised > She's uglier than I remember. Still go on with the date but don't really enjoy it. Start asking myself why did I like this girl so much. Make an effort to really make her enjoy the date but still don't feel anything her. End the date, go to my house and start feeling sad and angry. > Mfw the only thing no fap did was to make me more horny and least selective with girls, mfw this stupid s--- made the wrong girl get her high hopes with me, mfw i will have to find some pathetic excuse to tell this girl I don't really like her even tho I flirted with her non stop during a week, mfw i will seem a like a douche and will probably make a really nice girl feel bad. F--- this s--- I will never practice it again](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/005/207/957.png)
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Anon buys a new PC | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)01:53:17 No. 1697682E 51 943 5% disappointment disbelief 1% cannot be identified >barely 2 years ago >decide to build a new rig >spend $4,000.00 on it >the games I've played since: >Resident Evil 4 (the original 2005 one) >Tony Hawk's Underground 1 and 2 >Metal Gear Solid 5 >Dark Souls II >Need for Speed Carbon >Terraria >Dying Light 1 >The Sims 2 >Doki Doki Literature Club I dont understand myself](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/005/177/15c.jpeg)
![Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)01:53:17 No. 1697682E 51 943 5% disappointment disbelief 1% cannot be identified >barely 2 years ago >decide to build a new rig >spend $4,000.00 on it >the games I've played since: >Resident Evil 4 (the original 2005 one) >Tony Hawk's Underground 1 and 2 >Metal Gear Solid 5 >Dark Souls II >Need for Speed Carbon >Terraria >Dying Light 1 >The Sims 2 >Doki Doki Literature Club I dont understand myself](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/005/177/15c.jpeg)
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Born to Plumb | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous Sonic Wi-Fi 5 Beijing 2008 988 Wii EVERYONE E MARIO SONIC OLYMPIC GAMES ESAD SEGA 02/09/25(Sun)18:56:36 No.80313566 166 KB PNG >Can run at warp speed >Somehow still able to lose an Olympics game to a fat Italian plumber. Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)18:59:43 No.80313595 But, enough about the American presence at the Beijing Olympics.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/005/158/1e4.png)
![Anonymous Sonic Wi-Fi 5 Beijing 2008 988 Wii EVERYONE E MARIO SONIC OLYMPIC GAMES ESAD SEGA 02/09/25(Sun)18:56:36 No.80313566 166 KB PNG >Can run at warp speed >Somehow still able to lose an Olympics game to a fat Italian plumber. Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)18:59:43 No.80313595 But, enough about the American presence at the Beijing Olympics.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/005/158/1e4.png)
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Cannot Drift | /r/Greentext
![Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: qEwN5bnN) Manual boomers く ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/09/25(Sun)18:34:28 No.497005126 110 KB PNG >No, Manuals are not dying anywhere! >I will always take manuals over autos because it gives me so much more control over the vehicle! >I Need to take one hand of the steering wheel to accelerate! >Its more difficult to drive, therefore, manuals are better drivers! >What, are you lazy or something? Why are they like this? Seriously, everyone in my family thinks I'm the black sheep because only drive with one foot, except for my auntie. Because she learned to drive in Canada.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/005/157/b1a.png)
![Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: qEwN5bnN) Manual boomers く ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/09/25(Sun)18:34:28 No.497005126 110 KB PNG >No, Manuals are not dying anywhere! >I will always take manuals over autos because it gives me so much more control over the vehicle! >I Need to take one hand of the steering wheel to accelerate! >Its more difficult to drive, therefore, manuals are better drivers! >What, are you lazy or something? Why are they like this? Seriously, everyone in my family thinks I'm the black sheep because only drive with one foot, except for my auntie. Because she learned to drive in Canada.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/005/157/b1a.png)
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Anon's friends have Tiktok brain fungus. | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)17:58:08 No.1627567 pepe-angry-pepe-mad.gif 9 KB GIF >be me >get friends into TW Warhammer 3 >start a co-op campaign >constant bitching ensues >"omg Anon why does it take you 2mins to load in/out fights" >done with the complaining >exit game >host so everyone gets booted out >call them all brain rotted and leave the VC God it can't f------ stand how normies can't wait for more than 15 seconds at a time anyone.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/005/156/f0b.png)
![Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)17:58:08 No.1627567 pepe-angry-pepe-mad.gif 9 KB GIF >be me >get friends into TW Warhammer 3 >start a co-op campaign >constant bitching ensues >"omg Anon why does it take you 2mins to load in/out fights" >done with the complaining >exit game >host so everyone gets booted out >call them all brain rotted and leave the VC God it can't f------ stand how normies can't wait for more than 15 seconds at a time anyone.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/005/156/f0b.png)
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the original butterface | /r/Greentext
![>this made boomer d---- explode Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)13:37:18 No. 116975898 >someone didnt watch The Man With One Red Shoe Carry Fisher might be the og butterface](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/005/135/69f.jpeg)
![>this made boomer d---- explode Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)13:37:18 No. 116975898 >someone didnt watch The Man With One Red Shoe Carry Fisher might be the og butterface](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/005/135/69f.jpeg)
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Anon goes to a cottage | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous Why are we so dense 57 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)11:29:41 No.32709720 it's too late to cancel >be me, 21 yo >book a cottage overlooking a lake for a romantic weekend with gf >pay in advance >we break up 7 days prior >go on a coffee with a female friend >tell her I'm going, even alone, >"I can go with you Anon, it will be fun" >"We can get weed, wine, watch standup and ejoy ourselves" > enthusiasticly agree >Trip time, we get to the cottage >cottage is superb, spacious, lake view, 2 large beds (important) >roll the first blunt, open the first wine bottle >we chat, have fun, gossip etc >later that day >start watching achmed the dead terrorist on YT >we are on her bed >she inches towards me >pushes her butt towards me more >like cats in mating season >I am overthinging af due to the weed and drinks >Does she want to do it? What if she rejects? >"Anon, get comfotable" as she looks sugestivly >Nah, im comfy currently >The night draws to an end >I go to sleep in the other bed >She is visably dissapointed, idk why... I realise a few months later](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/005/054/0ee.jpeg)
![Anonymous Why are we so dense 57 KB JPG 02/09/25(Sun)11:29:41 No.32709720 it's too late to cancel >be me, 21 yo >book a cottage overlooking a lake for a romantic weekend with gf >pay in advance >we break up 7 days prior >go on a coffee with a female friend >tell her I'm going, even alone, >"I can go with you Anon, it will be fun" >"We can get weed, wine, watch standup and ejoy ourselves" > enthusiasticly agree >Trip time, we get to the cottage >cottage is superb, spacious, lake view, 2 large beds (important) >roll the first blunt, open the first wine bottle >we chat, have fun, gossip etc >later that day >start watching achmed the dead terrorist on YT >we are on her bed >she inches towards me >pushes her butt towards me more >like cats in mating season >I am overthinging af due to the weed and drinks >Does she want to do it? What if she rejects? >"Anon, get comfotable" as she looks sugestivly >Nah, im comfy currently >The night draws to an end >I go to sleep in the other bed >She is visably dissapointed, idk why... I realise a few months later](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/005/054/0ee.jpeg)
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Anon is a smooth criminal | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)18:27:49 No.886819312 3E6C028B-D423-4364-9DAA-4677BDD0301E.jpg 819 KB JPG >need to take a test >need to cheat in a way that I won't get caught >read the textbook a ton before the test and memorize it's contents They'll never catch me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/904/b95.jpeg)
![Anonymous 10/05/22(Wed)18:27:49 No.886819312 3E6C028B-D423-4364-9DAA-4677BDD0301E.jpg 819 KB JPG >need to take a test >need to cheat in a way that I won't get caught >read the textbook a ton before the test and memorize it's contents They'll never catch me](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/904/b95.jpeg)
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Anon plays a game | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/714/c4e.jpeg)
![Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/714/c4e.jpeg)
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Anon drives | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 20:54:58 No.207217553 >be me >finally get my driver's license >first thing I do is drive around my city at night blasting A Real Hero Has a film ever impacted your life? 247 KB PNG Anonymous 74 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat)21:00:51 No.207217737 >get my license >this changes EVERYTHING! >all i do is drive mum around BECK 12/21/24(Sat)21:03:22 No.207217797 >>207217553 (OP) # I'm too retarded to get a driver's licence Loser](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/641/2af.jpeg)
![: Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat) 20:54:58 No.207217553 >be me >finally get my driver's license >first thing I do is drive around my city at night blasting A Real Hero Has a film ever impacted your life? 247 KB PNG Anonymous 74 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/21/24(Sat)21:00:51 No.207217737 >get my license >this changes EVERYTHING! >all i do is drive mum around BECK 12/21/24(Sat)21:03:22 No.207217797 >>207217553 (OP) # I'm too retarded to get a driver's licence Loser](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/641/2af.jpeg)
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Anon diagnoses women | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous (ID: fZ6DgkPT Munchausen Syndrome 02/06/25(Thu)18:23:19 No.496656793 A pattern of claimed childhood abuse and neglect is also observed among the wider population of patients who present with chronic unexplained medical complaints. Abuse and neglect are linked to the development of personality disorders, particularly the more florid and dramatic ones, such as borderline personality disorder. Such disorders are frequently comorbid with factitious disorder. Whether a unique link exists between abuse and factitious illness behavior that is independent of their mutual relation to these personality disorders is unknown. It should be noted that that patients who truly have Munchausen syndrome engage in chronic lying. Their reports of childhood abuse may be spurious, even if detailed and elaborate. This potential indicator is supported by case studies of persons who presented with various sorts of factitious victimization complaints, such as false reports of r---, stalking, battery, or sexual harassment. Given the extent of the lies and deceptions characteristic of this syndrome, the apparent strong connection between it and antisocial personality disorder is not surprising. Unlike patients with conversion disorder (eg, conversion blindness after witnessing a war atrocity), whose illness behavior is neither planned nor willful, patients with Munchausen syndrome consciously fabricate, exaggerate, or induce signs and symptoms. Like patients with conversion disorder, however, patients with Munchausen syndrome may be quite unaware of the reasons and motivations behind their pursuit of the sick role. 61CF2F0A-4784-462C-AE50-9EFEBCDB5107.jpg 722 KB JPG >Patients who truly have Munchausen syndrome engage in chronic lying. Their reports of childhood abuse may be spurious, even if detailed and elaborate. This potential indicator is supported by case studies of persons who presented with various sorts of factitious victimization complaints, such as false reports of r---, stalking, battery, or sexual harassment. Given the extent of the lies and deceptions characteristic of this syndrome, the apparent strong connection between it and antisocial personality disorder is not surprising. >Pseudologia fantastica (ie, uncontrollable lying characterized by the fantastic description of false events) >Controlling, hostile, angry, disruptive, or attention- seeking behavior Isn't it just describing women? https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/291304-clinical Anonymous (ID: 3XyrGvYm) 02/06/25(Thu)18:24:56 No.496656849 lol its all of men right now. WAAAAAH I CANT GET LAID WAAAHHHH I CANT GET A JOB 2.42 MB PNG WAAHHHH IM SO LONLEY >>496657267 # >>496657270 # Anonymous (ID: fZ6DgkPT 02/06/25(Thu)18:25:27 No.496656885 5 PROFILES OF PERPETRATOR AND VICTIM 5.1 Victim The exact prevalence of MSbP is unknown due to underdiagnosis and under- reporting. 3, 22 There is a wide age range of victims with the majority affecting children, 23 of a mean age of about 4-5years with a slight male predisposition, 4, 22, 23 Teenagers, 16, 23 adults, 22-24 elderly, 24-26 and pets27 can also be affected. Case reports are limited by the lack of standardized data and often subjected to biases; hence, a larger international study with data beyond Western countries, 23 and with greater contextual details could help clinicians to better understand the profiles of victims. 5.2 Perpetrator The typical profile of the perpetrator is young (mean age of 25-31.3years), female (97.6%-100%), married (43% -75.8%), and often the mother of the victim (76.5%- 100%). 4, 28 Many have been diagnosed with somatoform disorders, factitious disorders, or both. 29, 30 At least 75% have a comorbid personality disorder, 29, 30 including borderline, histrionic, antisocial, and anxious/dependent types, with many having a combination of these conditions. 30 Co-occurring psychiatric conditions such as depression, substance or alcohol abuse, self-harm, eating disorders, and pathological lying are also common. 29, 31 About a quarter may have comorbid learning disorders. 29 Some perpetrators may report the loss or separation of a parent at a young age. 30 A history of physical, 32 emotional, or sexual abuse was also reported by some perpetrators, 30, 31, 33 It is worth noting that all MSbP perpetrators are pathological liars. Lying is the core feature of Factitious Disorders. Some perpetrators, as part of their larger fabricated stories, may falsely report parental separation or abuse to satisfy self-serving psychological needs. 4993A61D-AB46-4520-B96D-AB196FB54C16.jpg 572 KB JPG C'mon now, how can this be real >The typical profile of the perpetrator is young (mean age of 25-31.3years), female (97.6%-100%) https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/edt. 12946](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/577/eda.jpeg)
![Anonymous (ID: fZ6DgkPT Munchausen Syndrome 02/06/25(Thu)18:23:19 No.496656793 A pattern of claimed childhood abuse and neglect is also observed among the wider population of patients who present with chronic unexplained medical complaints. Abuse and neglect are linked to the development of personality disorders, particularly the more florid and dramatic ones, such as borderline personality disorder. Such disorders are frequently comorbid with factitious disorder. Whether a unique link exists between abuse and factitious illness behavior that is independent of their mutual relation to these personality disorders is unknown. It should be noted that that patients who truly have Munchausen syndrome engage in chronic lying. Their reports of childhood abuse may be spurious, even if detailed and elaborate. This potential indicator is supported by case studies of persons who presented with various sorts of factitious victimization complaints, such as false reports of r---, stalking, battery, or sexual harassment. Given the extent of the lies and deceptions characteristic of this syndrome, the apparent strong connection between it and antisocial personality disorder is not surprising. Unlike patients with conversion disorder (eg, conversion blindness after witnessing a war atrocity), whose illness behavior is neither planned nor willful, patients with Munchausen syndrome consciously fabricate, exaggerate, or induce signs and symptoms. Like patients with conversion disorder, however, patients with Munchausen syndrome may be quite unaware of the reasons and motivations behind their pursuit of the sick role. 61CF2F0A-4784-462C-AE50-9EFEBCDB5107.jpg 722 KB JPG >Patients who truly have Munchausen syndrome engage in chronic lying. Their reports of childhood abuse may be spurious, even if detailed and elaborate. This potential indicator is supported by case studies of persons who presented with various sorts of factitious victimization complaints, such as false reports of r---, stalking, battery, or sexual harassment. Given the extent of the lies and deceptions characteristic of this syndrome, the apparent strong connection between it and antisocial personality disorder is not surprising. >Pseudologia fantastica (ie, uncontrollable lying characterized by the fantastic description of false events) >Controlling, hostile, angry, disruptive, or attention- seeking behavior Isn't it just describing women? https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/291304-clinical Anonymous (ID: 3XyrGvYm) 02/06/25(Thu)18:24:56 No.496656849 lol its all of men right now. WAAAAAH I CANT GET LAID WAAAHHHH I CANT GET A JOB 2.42 MB PNG WAAHHHH IM SO LONLEY >>496657267 # >>496657270 # Anonymous (ID: fZ6DgkPT 02/06/25(Thu)18:25:27 No.496656885 5 PROFILES OF PERPETRATOR AND VICTIM 5.1 Victim The exact prevalence of MSbP is unknown due to underdiagnosis and under- reporting. 3, 22 There is a wide age range of victims with the majority affecting children, 23 of a mean age of about 4-5years with a slight male predisposition, 4, 22, 23 Teenagers, 16, 23 adults, 22-24 elderly, 24-26 and pets27 can also be affected. Case reports are limited by the lack of standardized data and often subjected to biases; hence, a larger international study with data beyond Western countries, 23 and with greater contextual details could help clinicians to better understand the profiles of victims. 5.2 Perpetrator The typical profile of the perpetrator is young (mean age of 25-31.3years), female (97.6%-100%), married (43% -75.8%), and often the mother of the victim (76.5%- 100%). 4, 28 Many have been diagnosed with somatoform disorders, factitious disorders, or both. 29, 30 At least 75% have a comorbid personality disorder, 29, 30 including borderline, histrionic, antisocial, and anxious/dependent types, with many having a combination of these conditions. 30 Co-occurring psychiatric conditions such as depression, substance or alcohol abuse, self-harm, eating disorders, and pathological lying are also common. 29, 31 About a quarter may have comorbid learning disorders. 29 Some perpetrators may report the loss or separation of a parent at a young age. 30 A history of physical, 32 emotional, or sexual abuse was also reported by some perpetrators, 30, 31, 33 It is worth noting that all MSbP perpetrators are pathological liars. Lying is the core feature of Factitious Disorders. Some perpetrators, as part of their larger fabricated stories, may falsely report parental separation or abuse to satisfy self-serving psychological needs. 4993A61D-AB46-4520-B96D-AB196FB54C16.jpg 572 KB JPG C'mon now, how can this be real >The typical profile of the perpetrator is young (mean age of 25-31.3years), female (97.6%-100%) https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/edt. 12946](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/577/eda.jpeg)
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Anon doesn't seem to like Kingdom Come: Deliverance II | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)22:43:18 No.702527326 >>702527443 >>702527474 >>702527534 >>702527575 >>702527743 >Is it in? My arse is loose as an old scabbard. >I've just made it past the crusted hair barrier, pushing into the filth-ridden depths-feels like I'm stabbing a stale meat pie with my c---. >Break that crust, like a knight shattering a rusty breastplate! >I'm through, it's in-crusty on the outside, soft on the inside. >Christ above, your c---'s stirring my guts-I need to s---. >S--- on my c---... >I'm voiding! *BRAAAAAAALPH >Bloody hell, you've shat straight into my c---! >I've downed the cursed mixture like a starving peasant slurping pottage! >I'm-f----I'm spilling! "A long, vile strand dangles from my lips, the Browned Stache in all its glory.* >I needed this. >God be with you!-I'm s-------! I'm s------- from my arse and c--- at once! >*SQUUEEEEEE-BRAAAALPH!*](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/570/b5a.png)
![Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)22:43:18 No.702527326 >>702527443 >>702527474 >>702527534 >>702527575 >>702527743 >Is it in? My arse is loose as an old scabbard. >I've just made it past the crusted hair barrier, pushing into the filth-ridden depths-feels like I'm stabbing a stale meat pie with my c---. >Break that crust, like a knight shattering a rusty breastplate! >I'm through, it's in-crusty on the outside, soft on the inside. >Christ above, your c---'s stirring my guts-I need to s---. >S--- on my c---... >I'm voiding! *BRAAAAAAALPH >Bloody hell, you've shat straight into my c---! >I've downed the cursed mixture like a starving peasant slurping pottage! >I'm-f----I'm spilling! "A long, vile strand dangles from my lips, the Browned Stache in all its glory.* >I needed this. >God be with you!-I'm s-------! I'm s------- from my arse and c--- at once! >*SQUUEEEEEE-BRAAAALPH!*](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/570/b5a.png)
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The writers barely disguised fetish | /r/Greentext
![Age : Anonymous Women are aboutta be f----- World (2020) Male Female 85 80-84 75-79 70-74 65-69 60-64 55-59 50-54 45-49 40-44 35-39 30-34 25-29 20-24 15-19 10-14 5.9 04 12 KB PNG consumption 02/08/25(Sat)23:22:51 No.931096491 >The global population pyramid is becoming unhealthy >The flow of migrants will stop >Once they do corporations will lose their cheap labor >The labor markets will go into shock >Automation won't be advanced enough >They need cheap labor so we can continue our lives of constant >Women's rights will be stripped away, becoming nothing but breeding cows >This has been seen already with anti abortion movements and places getting rid of no fault divorce >Its even possible r--- could be legalized >I mean I'm an incel, but even i can't stomach the future bound for women >The hordes of chuds and groypers will be unleashed onto innocent women >And it came to pass that the daughters of Babylon were destroyed by the persians and the sons of Nebuchadnezzar could do nothing but wail](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/564/24f.png)
![Age : Anonymous Women are aboutta be f----- World (2020) Male Female 85 80-84 75-79 70-74 65-69 60-64 55-59 50-54 45-49 40-44 35-39 30-34 25-29 20-24 15-19 10-14 5.9 04 12 KB PNG consumption 02/08/25(Sat)23:22:51 No.931096491 >The global population pyramid is becoming unhealthy >The flow of migrants will stop >Once they do corporations will lose their cheap labor >The labor markets will go into shock >Automation won't be advanced enough >They need cheap labor so we can continue our lives of constant >Women's rights will be stripped away, becoming nothing but breeding cows >This has been seen already with anti abortion movements and places getting rid of no fault divorce >Its even possible r--- could be legalized >I mean I'm an incel, but even i can't stomach the future bound for women >The hordes of chuds and groypers will be unleashed onto innocent women >And it came to pass that the daughters of Babylon were destroyed by the persians and the sons of Nebuchadnezzar could do nothing but wail](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/564/24f.png)
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Suffer in silence | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)10:03:40 No.56747060 675465670.jpg 326 KB JPG >Friend becomes a Buddhist out of nowhere >Starts going on "retreats" every month >Presume it's like a thing he does with his "sangha" group >Find out today he literally just isolates himself in an abandoned factory for a week with no entertainment other than his thoughts >No electricity (minimal natural light) and practically starves/dehydrates himself, and sleeps on a cold, hard floor with no cover Uh….. that isn't normal.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/537/5f8.jpeg)
![Anonymous 02/15/20(Sat)10:03:40 No.56747060 675465670.jpg 326 KB JPG >Friend becomes a Buddhist out of nowhere >Starts going on "retreats" every month >Presume it's like a thing he does with his "sangha" group >Find out today he literally just isolates himself in an abandoned factory for a week with no entertainment other than his thoughts >No electricity (minimal natural light) and practically starves/dehydrates himself, and sleeps on a cold, hard floor with no cover Uh….. that isn't normal.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/537/5f8.jpeg)
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Anon has a high opinion of X | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous (ID: 2Zlic7IH 02/05/25(Wed)10:57:13 No.496575544 >Some retard posts some random s--- on X >Elon responds with: >"Yeah" >"Uh huh" >"Yep" >"WOW!" >"You got it!" He's like a parent talking to a kid with down syndrome](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/003/004/525/1ac.jpeg)
![: Anonymous (ID: 2Zlic7IH 02/05/25(Wed)10:57:13 No.496575544 >Some retard posts some random s--- on X >Elon responds with: >"Yeah" >"Uh huh" >"Yep" >"WOW!" >"You got it!" He's like a parent talking to a kid with down syndrome](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/003/004/525/1ac.jpeg)
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