Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon something something. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)20:14:12 No.697869974 qPHI3VVLVP.png 851 KB PNG >Tim Sweeney's Arch Nemesis >disassembles unreal engine by telling facts and truth nukes >exposes all nu-devs associated with unreal engine >unveils their lack of skill and inability to act >humbles current GPU manufacturers into shame >makes power point slides that teach you rare knowledge and insights on graphics He is /ourguy/.
Anonymous 12/20/24(Fri)20:14:12 No.697869974 qPHI3VVLVP.png 851 KB PNG >Tim Sweeney's Arch Nemesis >disassembles unreal engine by telling facts and truth nukes >exposes all nu-devs associated with unreal engine >unveils their lack of skill and inability to act >humbles current GPU manufacturers into shame >makes power point slides that teach you rare knowledge and insights on graphics He is /ourguy/.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Prehistoric Anon tries the scientific method | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 180 KB JPG 04/05/21(Mon)17:55:17 No.63067891 >Be me >Find berry >Tell unga to eat berry >Unga eat berry >Unga fall suddenly >Unga sleep for 3 moons >Unga still sleep >Not sure if berry safe
Anonymous 180 KB JPG 04/05/21(Mon)17:55:17 No.63067891 >Be me >Find berry >Tell unga to eat berry >Unga eat berry >Unga fall suddenly >Unga sleep for 3 moons >Unga still sleep >Not sure if berry safe

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat)20:08:25 No.913396874 8765434567876543567.jpg 296 KB JPG >claims to be against degeneracy >walks around with gay PPC p--- on his face
: Anonymous 02/03/24(Sat)20:08:25 No.913396874 8765434567876543567.jpg 296 KB JPG >claims to be against degeneracy >walks around with gay PPC p--- on his face

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon reads A Christmas Carol | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 842 KB JPG 12/22/23(Fri)10:19:16 No.22857923 >failing high school english literature >parents get me tutor >told to read A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickins >book supposedly is a classical of literature >tutor says is about true meaning of christmas >read it and give tutor a presentation on book >start presentation >dude pretending to be ghost comes into Scrooge's bedroom every night >door conveniently always unlocked >holds Scrooge's hand and takes him to different parties >ghost randomly claims its the past, present or future >Scrooge wakes up each morning in bed feeling queasy >unsure if night before actually happened >clearly Scrooge was drugged and ring-sausaged all night long >this book is just a gayrape fantasy and not suitable for kids >end presentation mfw tutor quits, recommends to parents i see therapist
: Anonymous 842 KB JPG 12/22/23(Fri)10:19:16 No.22857923 >failing high school english literature >parents get me tutor >told to read A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickins >book supposedly is a classical of literature >tutor says is about true meaning of christmas >read it and give tutor a presentation on book >start presentation >dude pretending to be ghost comes into Scrooge's bedroom every night >door conveniently always unlocked >holds Scrooge's hand and takes him to different parties >ghost randomly claims its the past, present or future >Scrooge wakes up each morning in bed feeling queasy >unsure if night before actually happened >clearly Scrooge was drugged and ring-sausaged all night long >this book is just a gayrape fantasy and not suitable for kids >end presentation mfw tutor quits, recommends to parents i see therapist

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon tells about celestial phenomenons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 203 KB JPG 12/20/24(Fri)04:48:23 No.17364544 >1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg >1566 celestial phenomenon over Basel >1665 celestial phenomenon over Stralsund >According to the broadsheet, around dawn on 14 April 1561, "many men and women" of Nuremberg saw what the broadsheet describes as an aerial battle "out of the sun", followed by the appearance of a large black triangular object and exhausted combattant spheres falling to earth in clouds of smoke. The broadsheet claims that witnesses observed hundreds of spheres, cylinders, and other odd-shaped objects that moved erratically overhead. What the hell was happening here? 9 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 203 KB JPG 12/20/24(Fri)04:48:23 No.17364544 >1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg >1566 celestial phenomenon over Basel >1665 celestial phenomenon over Stralsund >According to the broadsheet, around dawn on 14 April 1561, "many men and women" of Nuremberg saw what the broadsheet describes as an aerial battle "out of the sun", followed by the appearance of a large black triangular object and exhausted combattant spheres falling to earth in clouds of smoke. The broadsheet claims that witnesses observed hundreds of spheres, cylinders, and other odd-shaped objects that moved erratically overhead. What the hell was happening here? 9 Replies View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon wants to be a toilet | /r/Greentext

File: gucci.jpg (24 KB, 502x892) The Demiurge 12/19/24(Thu)22:27:48 No.79806190 > Be me, mentally insane > kill myself > reincarnation angel asks what I wanna be next > expecting me to say sum basic s--- like a billionaire or celebrity > "Gucci Skibidi Toilet no cap" > angel stunned by the raw drip of my answer > come back as the most luxurious throne ever created > got swangas spinning while I'm flushing > bass boosted bidet got the hoes thinking they in the VIP section of the club > camera head doing lil dances whenever someone drops that heat > whole bathroom hitting them skibidi moves > every other toilet in shambles, can't compete with this level of bussin > living my best afterlife, no regrets
File: gucci.jpg (24 KB, 502x892) The Demiurge 12/19/24(Thu)22:27:48 No.79806190 > Be me, mentally insane > kill myself > reincarnation angel asks what I wanna be next > expecting me to say sum basic s--- like a billionaire or celebrity > "Gucci Skibidi Toilet no cap" > angel stunned by the raw drip of my answer > come back as the most luxurious throne ever created > got swangas spinning while I'm flushing > bass boosted bidet got the hoes thinking they in the VIP section of the club > camera head doing lil dances whenever someone drops that heat > whole bathroom hitting them skibidi moves > every other toilet in shambles, can't compete with this level of bussin > living my best afterlife, no regrets

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon never read a book | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous took 4chan advice and read a c(...) 12/20/24(Fri)07:59:52 No.79804825 553 KB JPG >f--- it, fine >be me >make post on 4chan about how i accidentally talked about "chapter books" to a girl instead of just calling them books >everybody calls me a f----- for saying manga/comics are superior >everybody says i should just read those books >ffw to today, went to the bookstore and actually avoided the manga section >pick up this chapter book that seems really interesting at first, cover has this giant horse with wings >flip through it >literally just words on pages for 500 pages and then it ends >no sense of urgency or action >author expects the reader to do 90% of the work and visualize everything happening >put book down you guys are retarded for reading chapter books, but whatever
: Anonymous took 4chan advice and read a c(...) 12/20/24(Fri)07:59:52 No.79804825 553 KB JPG >f--- it, fine >be me >make post on 4chan about how i accidentally talked about "chapter books" to a girl instead of just calling them books >everybody calls me a f----- for saying manga/comics are superior >everybody says i should just read those books >ffw to today, went to the bookstore and actually avoided the manga section >pick up this chapter book that seems really interesting at first, cover has this giant horse with wings >flip through it >literally just words on pages for 500 pages and then it ends >no sense of urgency or action >author expects the reader to do 90% of the work and visualize everything happening >put book down you guys are retarded for reading chapter books, but whatever

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Big If True | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 501KGS) ISS going down, not a drill 580 KB JPG 12/16/24(Mon)20:36:55 No.491606732 FEMA anon here. Posting this before the higher-ups lock everything down. S---- going sideways with the ISS. We got a briefing this morning: major structural crack detected. Not some hairline b-------, we're talking catastrophic failure levels. They're scrambling, but it's too late. They tried to patch it a few months ago, but it's worse than they thought. Chain reaction started last night. No official word yet, but deorbit is happening, uncontrolled. NASA and Roscosmos are freaking out. They're gonna spin it like they planned this, but I'm telling you now: this is an emergency. 5km per month is the current deorbit rate.
Anonymous (ID: 501KGS) ISS going down, not a drill 580 KB JPG 12/16/24(Mon)20:36:55 No.491606732 FEMA anon here. Posting this before the higher-ups lock everything down. S---- going sideways with the ISS. We got a briefing this morning: major structural crack detected. Not some hairline b-------, we're talking catastrophic failure levels. They're scrambling, but it's too late. They tried to patch it a few months ago, but it's worse than they thought. Chain reaction started last night. No official word yet, but deorbit is happening, uncontrolled. NASA and Roscosmos are freaking out. They're gonna spin it like they planned this, but I'm telling you now: this is an emergency. 5km per month is the current deorbit rate.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

To be fair,he got the most out of that question. | /r/Greentext

/b/ - Ask a guy... M Anonymous No.601464164 34 minutes ago Ask a guy who works at McDonalds anything 17 replies Anonymous No.601464417 32 minutes ago >>601464164 (OP) where do you work 1 reply Anonymous No.601464445 32 minutes ago >>601464417 McDonalds • • •
/b/ - Ask a guy... M Anonymous No.601464164 34 minutes ago Ask a guy who works at McDonalds anything 17 replies Anonymous No.601464417 32 minutes ago >>601464164 (OP) where do you work 1 reply Anonymous No.601464445 32 minutes ago >>601464417 McDonalds • • •

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon's girlfriend may be a werewolf | /r/Greentext

11 KB JPG princess Sup /b/ >be me >just started dating qt3.14 full blooded Native American girl >she's a Marine >tfw literally dating a Navajo warrior >know very little about Native American culture, even less about Navajo culture >her stories seem super interesting, but I can't tell if she's telling the truth or if she's just straight up making s--- up >for example she told me her religion doesn't allow her to look directly at the moon >no idea if it's true or not
11 KB JPG princess Sup /b/ >be me >just started dating qt3.14 full blooded Native American girl >she's a Marine >tfw literally dating a Navajo warrior >know very little about Native American culture, even less about Navajo culture >her stories seem super interesting, but I can't tell if she's telling the truth or if she's just straight up making s--- up >for example she told me her religion doesn't allow her to look directly at the moon >no idea if it's true or not

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Accidental green text I created | /r/Greentext

Steps to Reproduce List the steps that occurred before the bug happened: 1. 3. Expected Result: Actual Result: 1. be in an aram lobby with one friend 2. start searching for match 3. click accept when the match is found 4. repeat four times 5. get banned Expected result: Playin an aram game Actual Result: Got banned for declining games 123 S
Steps to Reproduce List the steps that occurred before the bug happened: 1. 3. Expected Result: Actual Result: 1. be in an aram lobby with one friend 2. start searching for match 3. click accept when the match is found 4. repeat four times 5. get banned Expected result: Playin an aram game Actual Result: Got banned for declining games 123 S

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon doesn't like Titanic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon does a psychological analysis of Justin Trudeau | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

They were just jealous of anons aura | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Autistic Moments 279 KB PNG 03/24/21(Wed)14:43:04 No.62897044 Can we have a nice old fashioned thread of weird/cringeworthy s--- you did when you were younger? >be me, 15 >in school, it's lunchtime, crowds of people about >I'd played assassins creed the night before and done that thing where you hold a button to quickly move through crowds >walk into a group of guys in my year >do the animation of pushing through >put my hand on one of their backs and push gently >immediately he turns around >"what's this guys problem?" >everyone laughs >quietly walk away with a stern look on my face, just like an assassin
: Anonymous Autistic Moments 279 KB PNG 03/24/21(Wed)14:43:04 No.62897044 Can we have a nice old fashioned thread of weird/cringeworthy s--- you did when you were younger? >be me, 15 >in school, it's lunchtime, crowds of people about >I'd played assassins creed the night before and done that thing where you hold a button to quickly move through crowds >walk into a group of guys in my year >do the animation of pushing through >put my hand on one of their backs and push gently >immediately he turns around >"what's this guys problem?" >everyone laughs >quietly walk away with a stern look on my face, just like an assassin

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Only in America | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I saw them 338 KB PNG >Be me, American >Driving at night >Its dark af 12/19/24(Thu)14:56:04 No.79801779 >See all the way up the road >There are two white orbs heading towards me >w--.jpeg >Keep driving >They pass me Guys did I just see aliens?
Anonymous I saw them 338 KB PNG >Be me, American >Driving at night >Its dark af 12/19/24(Thu)14:56:04 No.79801779 >See all the way up the road >There are two white orbs heading towards me >w--.jpeg >Keep driving >They pass me Guys did I just see aliens?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon does a little political trolling | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon has regrets and looking for suggestions | /r/Greentext

12/18/24(Wed)02:55:07 No.79783950 Anonymous >get horny >think about mom sexually >c-- fattest load in my life. >talk to her like normal >feel regret >repeat What do? >>79786938 # Anonymous >>79783950 # Stop feeling regret. 12/18/24(Wed) 08:22:20 No.79786938 I do the same things you do, but I don't regret it. God forbid someone finds my mom attractive.
12/18/24(Wed)02:55:07 No.79783950 Anonymous >get horny >think about mom sexually >c-- fattest load in my life. >talk to her like normal >feel regret >repeat What do? >>79786938 # Anonymous >>79783950 # Stop feeling regret. 12/18/24(Wed) 08:22:20 No.79786938 I do the same things you do, but I don't regret it. God forbid someone finds my mom attractive.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon feels sorry for Assad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: vm0vlq6f 12/19/24(Thu)11:51:30 No.491811503 The Russian Foreign Ministry reportedly confirmed that Bashar al-Assad and his family have been granted asylum under the following conditions 1. Bashar is strictly prohibited from engaging in political activity or leaving Moscow without prior approval from Russian authorities 2. Asma al-Assad filed for divorce through a Russian court and requested permission to leave Moscow for London her request is still under review 3. Bashar is barred from accessing or managing his movable and immovable assets until a decision is made by the relevant authorities His assets in Russia include: 270 kilogram of gold, $2 billion, and partments in the "City of Capitals compies located in Moscow's prestigious skyscraper district 4 Maber al-Assad has not yet been granted asylum his request remains under review. He and his family are currently under house arrest Assad loses power Wife files for divorce many such a cases 88 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: b6DVRcHf) >>491811503 (OP) # >lose your country >become a slave to russia >lose your bitch >lose your money bro had a really bad week 12/19/24(Thu)11:52:56 No.491811573 >>491811822 # >>491814307 # >>491814375 # >>491814595 # >>491816159 # >>491817378 # >>491818069 # >>491819645 # >>491820539 #
Anonymous (ID: vm0vlq6f 12/19/24(Thu)11:51:30 No.491811503 The Russian Foreign Ministry reportedly confirmed that Bashar al-Assad and his family have been granted asylum under the following conditions 1. Bashar is strictly prohibited from engaging in political activity or leaving Moscow without prior approval from Russian authorities 2. Asma al-Assad filed for divorce through a Russian court and requested permission to leave Moscow for London her request is still under review 3. Bashar is barred from accessing or managing his movable and immovable assets until a decision is made by the relevant authorities His assets in Russia include: 270 kilogram of gold, $2 billion, and partments in the "City of Capitals compies located in Moscow's prestigious skyscraper district 4 Maber al-Assad has not yet been granted asylum his request remains under review. He and his family are currently under house arrest Assad loses power Wife files for divorce many such a cases 88 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: b6DVRcHf) >>491811503 (OP) # >lose your country >become a slave to russia >lose your bitch >lose your money bro had a really bad week 12/19/24(Thu)11:52:56 No.491811573 >>491811822 # >>491814307 # >>491814375 # >>491814595 # >>491816159 # >>491817378 # >>491818069 # >>491819645 # >>491820539 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon agrees with Putin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: +srPCBSU) Putin: Men are unfulfilled and(...) 'Need Something More Interesting Than P---': Putin Calls For Alternatives To Adult Content Curated By Dea.com Last Updated: December 18, 2004, 200 750 KB PNG 12/19/24(Thu)12:56:36 No.491815683 >Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday emphasised on the need for alternatives to p--- sites, saying there should be "something more interesting and passionate to capture attention". >Calling for the need to create something better than p--- sites, Putin stated that it required that something should be created which is more engaging and compelling than adult content. >"I think p--- sites are visited all across the world. It is not just an issue for us, but for everyone. There can be bans and prohibitions but one has to always come up with alternatives, which is more interesting than a p--- website to fill the void that causes greater interest," Putin said during an interview with a Russia-based TV channel Russia Today. https://www.news18.com/amp/world/need-something- more-interesting-than-p----putin-calls-for-alternatives-to- adult-content-9162176.html Anonymous (ID: iDV8XCVN I agree with him 12/19/24(Thu)12:57:35 No.491815751 Jews made p--- as profane and intricately MK Ultra-y as possible it's time to dethrone the p--- Jew >>491815793 #
Anonymous (ID: +srPCBSU) Putin: Men are unfulfilled and(...) 'Need Something More Interesting Than P---': Putin Calls For Alternatives To Adult Content Curated By Dea.com Last Updated: December 18, 2004, 200 750 KB PNG 12/19/24(Thu)12:56:36 No.491815683 >Russian President Vladimir Putin on Thursday emphasised on the need for alternatives to p--- sites, saying there should be "something more interesting and passionate to capture attention". >Calling for the need to create something better than p--- sites, Putin stated that it required that something should be created which is more engaging and compelling than adult content. >"I think p--- sites are visited all across the world. It is not just an issue for us, but for everyone. There can be bans and prohibitions but one has to always come up with alternatives, which is more interesting than a p--- website to fill the void that causes greater interest," Putin said during an interview with a Russia-based TV channel Russia Today. https://www.news18.com/amp/world/need-something- more-interesting-than-p----putin-calls-for-alternatives-to- adult-content-9162176.html Anonymous (ID: iDV8XCVN I agree with him 12/19/24(Thu)12:57:35 No.491815751 Jews made p--- as profane and intricately MK Ultra-y as possible it's time to dethrone the p--- Jew >>491815793 #

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon's watch is so cash | /r/Greentext

>>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed >little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life
>>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed >little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext