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Me, a front desk Hi, I need a single clerk at a local Smoking room smalltown hotel We are out oI singles so I will give you a double f r the same price. takes key anod leaves after paying* A FEN MOMENTS LATER Thank you and enjoy your stay! I can't believe you don't have an elevator, who the hell is going to carry all my stuff upstairs? I can' t find the elevator. .. BLAHBLAHBLAH I NEED TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER OR YOU NEED We don 't have an elevator. TO MOVE ME DOWNS TAIRS BLAHBLAHBLAH NEVERMIND, I DON 'T WANT TO DEAL WITH SOME TEENAGE BITCH *storms upstairs* A FEW MOMENTS LATER Sir, our downstairs is reserved for the elderly and handicapped Maybe you should keep some stuff in your car. . .? I THOUGHT I SAID ONE BED, NO WONDER THE PRICE WAS SO HIGH, BLAHBLAHBLAH True Story FO
Me, a front desk Hi, I need a single clerk at a local Smoking room smalltown hotel We are out oI singles so I will give you a double f r the same price. takes key anod leaves after paying* A FEN MOMENTS LATER Thank you and enjoy your stay! I can't believe you don't have an elevator, who the hell is going to carry all my stuff upstairs? I can' t find the elevator. .. BLAHBLAHBLAH I NEED TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER OR YOU NEED We don 't have an elevator. TO MOVE ME DOWNS TAIRS BLAHBLAHBLAH NEVERMIND, I DON 'T WANT TO DEAL WITH SOME TEENAGE BITCH *storms upstairs* A FEW MOMENTS LATER Sir, our downstairs is reserved for the elderly and handicapped Maybe you should keep some stuff in your car. . .? I THOUGHT I SAID ONE BED, NO WONDER THE PRICE WAS SO HIGH, BLAHBLAHBLAH True Story FO

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*Chrysler commercial appears *My friend and I watching TV *Frien *Me IMPORTED FROM DETROIT "No those 士oreign cars suck." "Why can't people just buy American made cars, we need to stop importing s---." "That car looks pretty nice." "What?"
*Chrysler commercial appears *My friend and I watching TV *Frien *Me IMPORTED FROM DETROIT "No those 士oreign cars suck." "Why can't people just buy American made cars, we need to stop importing s---." "That car looks pretty nice." "What?"

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*Doin teh Netflix with my cousin and he asks what movie we should watch...* Let's watch Pulp Fiction! That movie's retarded and gay. . - Have you ever even watched it??? F--- no, dude. It's gay 0 DOYOU READ THE BIBLE, DERP?
*Doin teh Netflix with my cousin and he asks what movie we should watch...* Let's watch Pulp Fiction! That movie's retarded and gay. . - Have you ever even watched it??? F--- no, dude. It's gay 0 DOYOU READ THE BIBLE, DERP?

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2 Hours Later Hey Spraycanhead, can I borrow your car to go to the okay, but be pharmacy downtown careful real quick Where the f--- is he, he sh uld have been back at least an hour *me and a half ago friend* I dunno, he's a dumbass, but I trust him to be careful with He probably crashed it doing something stupid car *generally pessamistic friend* *We find him standing next to my car with its bumper falling off, holding a roll of duct tape* A little bit later we hear my car pull up and go outside to see what took so long Sorry dude, after I went to the pharmacy, I picked up some guy downt own and went on a burn with him. I was so high I tried to do an e-brake turn and crashed into a ditch, but I bought this duct tape to fix it
2 Hours Later Hey Spraycanhead, can I borrow your car to go to the okay, but be pharmacy downtown careful real quick Where the f--- is he, he sh uld have been back at least an hour *me and a half ago friend* I dunno, he's a dumbass, but I trust him to be careful with He probably crashed it doing something stupid car *generally pessamistic friend* *We find him standing next to my car with its bumper falling off, holding a roll of duct tape* A little bit later we hear my car pull up and go outside to see what took so long Sorry dude, after I went to the pharmacy, I picked up some guy downt own and went on a burn with him. I was so high I tried to do an e-brake turn and crashed into a ditch, but I bought this duct tape to fix it

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*At the beginning* Through Ths Ormvle "Morgan Freeman and science! This show is awesome!" "Hm. Quite interesting." * In the middle* *By the end* "Wait, what the hell are they talking about?" "I like the pretty colors!"
*At the beginning* Through Ths Ormvle "Morgan Freeman and science! This show is awesome!" "Hm. Quite interesting." * In the middle* *By the end* "Wait, what the hell are they talking about?" "I like the pretty colors!"

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My 3 year old son and I were in the park today, playing with our new sand toys. Suddenly a kid we don't know comes over, gathers up all our toys, and walks away "You ready tO smash it?" ."Hine." "Just hang loose, boy.* He's a small guy, young, with his head buried in his phone. The only other adult in the park is on a bench nearby, so I decide to walk over "Excuse me, is that your son?" "Ookay. If he is your son, I'nm letting you know I'm going to talk to him. He He ignores me. just took all my son's toys and walked off." "What's the big deal? He's not gonna keep 'em forever." What?'" "He. Is. Not "Yoink." Gonna. Keep Them. Forever Go away." "Dude, gimme my phone back!" "Why? What's the big deal? I'm not gonna keep it forever "Guh?" "Huh? 2 "Cuh?" "Fuh?" "Nuh?" "Luh?" "Wha?" 2 "Juh?" "Duh? "Your phone is a stand-in for my son's toys. Like a metaphor Your boy took my son' s stuff and you say it's not a big deal; I take your stuff and say it's not a big deal. See?" "Guh?" "Huh? "Fuh?" "Nuh?" "Luh?" "Wha?" 2 "Juh? "Duh? "Jesus lickin' Christ." "Go get your boy, give my son his toys back, and have your boy apologize for taking things that are not his. And then I'1l give you your precious."
My 3 year old son and I were in the park today, playing with our new sand toys. Suddenly a kid we don't know comes over, gathers up all our toys, and walks away "You ready tO smash it?" ."Hine." "Just hang loose, boy.* He's a small guy, young, with his head buried in his phone. The only other adult in the park is on a bench nearby, so I decide to walk over "Excuse me, is that your son?" "Ookay. If he is your son, I'nm letting you know I'm going to talk to him. He He ignores me. just took all my son's toys and walked off." "What's the big deal? He's not gonna keep 'em forever." What?'" "He. Is. Not "Yoink." Gonna. Keep Them. Forever Go away." "Dude, gimme my phone back!" "Why? What's the big deal? I'm not gonna keep it forever "Guh?" "Huh? 2 "Cuh?" "Fuh?" "Nuh?" "Luh?" "Wha?" 2 "Juh?" "Duh? "Your phone is a stand-in for my son's toys. Like a metaphor Your boy took my son' s stuff and you say it's not a big deal; I take your stuff and say it's not a big deal. See?" "Guh?" "Huh? "Fuh?" "Nuh?" "Luh?" "Wha?" 2 "Juh? "Duh? "Jesus lickin' Christ." "Go get your boy, give my son his toys back, and have your boy apologize for taking things that are not his. And then I'1l give you your precious."

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Isn't it weird how they made our employee ID's squares? See, look Huh?? 모 le coworker le me But if you turn it on its side, it becomes a rectangle Review: Square Rectangle
Isn't it weird how they made our employee ID's squares? See, look Huh?? 모 le coworker le me But if you turn it on its side, it becomes a rectangle Review: Square Rectangle

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Uggg Derpette, are Chill out, I've you lighting up again? You KNOW thats terrible! only had like a pack this week. LATER Hey Derpette wanna go get donuts with everyone tonight:? I don' t eat donuts, they are waaay to unhealthy! You think I want diabetes?
Uggg Derpette, are Chill out, I've you lighting up again? You KNOW thats terrible! only had like a pack this week. LATER Hey Derpette wanna go get donuts with everyone tonight:? I don' t eat donuts, they are waaay to unhealthy! You think I want diabetes?

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*le making his first rage comic on a rage maker for the first time* How do I draw/write/upload/derp Uh, there are big giant buttons in front of you *le friend* Where? Oh. F--- this, it's too hard man. I'm gonna look at t--- now. *moves over and does it for him
*le making his first rage comic on a rage maker for the first time* How do I draw/write/upload/derp Uh, there are big giant buttons in front of you *le friend* Where? Oh. F--- this, it's too hard man. I'm gonna look at t--- now. *moves over and does it for him

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So I'm taking the bus to work. Tired as f---, as always Approximate layout of the bus. I'm the only passenger You know the drill A wild stranger appears!
So I'm taking the bus to work. Tired as f---, as always Approximate layout of the bus. I'm the only passenger You know the drill A wild stranger appears!

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*le me, working as a cashier at a gas station that'1l be $3.59, sir. do you need a bag? milk *le counter I SEE THE HANDLE YOU IDIOT SOME PEOPLE LIKE BAGS obviously not. don't you see the milk has lts own handle? oh, okay have a nice day! *remembering handle = no bag that'll be $3.59, sir milk ahem i'm sorry! a bag for is there something else i can don't like help you with today? the milk, miss. 1 when the condensatiorn touches my skin. THE CONDENSATION ISN'T THAT BAD IF YOU USE THE HANDLE *realization: the bag provides a handle AND keeps the here, let me bag it for condensation from touching you. have a you nice day! next time i'll put it in a bag without asking and there will be no problems that'll be $3.59, ma'am nik aren't you going to double bag it? that gallon is far too heavy for one. bag sure. no problem. I CAN NEVER WIN
*le me, working as a cashier at a gas station that'1l be $3.59, sir. do you need a bag? milk *le counter I SEE THE HANDLE YOU IDIOT SOME PEOPLE LIKE BAGS obviously not. don't you see the milk has lts own handle? oh, okay have a nice day! *remembering handle = no bag that'll be $3.59, sir milk ahem i'm sorry! a bag for is there something else i can don't like help you with today? the milk, miss. 1 when the condensatiorn touches my skin. THE CONDENSATION ISN'T THAT BAD IF YOU USE THE HANDLE *realization: the bag provides a handle AND keeps the here, let me bag it for condensation from touching you. have a you nice day! next time i'll put it in a bag without asking and there will be no problems that'll be $3.59, ma'am nik aren't you going to double bag it? that gallon is far too heavy for one. bag sure. no problem. I CAN NEVER WIN

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who you listenin to? le me, listening to bob dylan some bob dylan have you at least never heard of him heard of jimi hendrix? no, is he like lil wayne, or willi.am? i hate my generation... lot
who you listenin to? le me, listening to bob dylan some bob dylan have you at least never heard of him heard of jimi hendrix? no, is he like lil wayne, or willi.am? i hate my generation... lot

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*when suddenly wild dumbass classmate appears *le me listening to music Hey what are you listening to? No, not even close. What kind of music do Um, Nirvana Isntthat screamo You listen to? music? Good music like rap and hip hop Oh I 1ike some of that stuff like Dr.Dre, Wu- tang clan, NWA, 213, and other stuff like thatdo you listen to any of them Who the hell are they? I listen to Little Wayne. The guys you were talking about get no radio time they must suck.
*when suddenly wild dumbass classmate appears *le me listening to music Hey what are you listening to? No, not even close. What kind of music do Um, Nirvana Isntthat screamo You listen to? music? Good music like rap and hip hop Oh I 1ike some of that stuff like Dr.Dre, Wu- tang clan, NWA, 213, and other stuff like thatdo you listen to any of them Who the hell are they? I listen to Little Wayne. The guys you were talking about get no radio time they must suck.

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*le me, just derping at work as per usual *a wild co-worker appears "yeah it's been going on for a while now.. . and actually it's because a man was shot down by police "did you know there's some riots going on in england? its because of some army protest" in a conf-" "nah i heard they just started because of the army"
*le me, just derping at work as per usual *a wild co-worker appears "yeah it's been going on for a while now.. . and actually it's because a man was shot down by police "did you know there's some riots going on in england? its because of some army protest" in a conf-" "nah i heard they just started because of the army"

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*stupid chick xle me and evan in class chillin like bosses teacher, are there alot of sunsets in roe? U GUYS ARE SUCH IDIOTS U DONT KNOW SUM COUNTRIES CANT AFFORD SUCH LUXIOURIES AS wOW, how stupid there is one sunset perday SUNSETS BLAH BLAH BLAH MY PERIOD BLOOD TASTE FUNNY fotoshop failure
*stupid chick xle me and evan in class chillin like bosses teacher, are there alot of sunsets in roe? U GUYS ARE SUCH IDIOTS U DONT KNOW SUM COUNTRIES CANT AFFORD SUCH LUXIOURIES AS wOW, how stupid there is one sunset perday SUNSETS BLAH BLAH BLAH MY PERIOD BLOOD TASTE FUNNY fotoshop failure

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*le me watching the golf channel Let's see what the USA golf team looks 1ike. Hey they're talking about the ryder cup. OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH O H. OH YouTube ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME WE ARE DOOMED
*le me watching the golf channel Let's see what the USA golf team looks 1ike. Hey they're talking about the ryder cup. OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH O H. OH YouTube ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME WE ARE DOOMED

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