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Remember folks if you haven't shaved your Valentine's Day present yet today is your last chance. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks if you haven't shaved your Valentine's Day present yet today is your last chance. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember folks you were the fastest Sperm so never forget that you came into this world as a god damn winner. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks you were the fastest Sperm so never forget that you came into this world as a god damn winner. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

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If you ask for more than 2 extra espresso shots in your coffee you might as well just do Cocaine. UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

If you ask for more than 2 extra espresso shots in your coffee you might as well just do Cocaine. UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember folks social distancing doesn't mean trying to stick your d--- up my arse when I'm buying bottom shelf cheap booze. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks social distancing doesn't mean trying to stick your d--- up my arse when I'm buying bottom shelf cheap booze. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember folks going on a date with anyone born after 2000 is a perfect reminder that dying alone might not be so bad. Put your phone down. f UpBeat I He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks going on a date with anyone born after 2000 is a perfect reminder that dying alone might not be so bad. Put your phone down. f UpBeat I He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember folks if you're single always keep a picture of your ex at hand. Because if you're ever struggling you can look at it and think. If I could handle that c---, I can handle anything. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks if you're single always keep a picture of your ex at hand. Because if you're ever struggling you can look at it and think. If I could handle that c---, I can handle anything. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember folks just because you can grow a beard doesn't mean you're a man. So can vaginas. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks just because you can grow a beard doesn't mean you're a man. So can vaginas. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember folks if they swallow and claim to be vegan or vegetarian they are just picky eaters. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time-friends.

Remember folks if they swallow and claim to be vegan or vegetarian they are just picky eaters. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time-friends.

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5 out of 10 people in the UK have now been married to Kerry Katona, Katie Price or Henry the 8th. For your own safety please stay indoors. UpBeat + He-Man Until next time friends.

5 out of 10 people in the UK have now been married to Kerry Katona, Katie Price or Henry the 8th. For your own safety please stay indoors. UpBeat + He-Man Until next time friends.

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The best part about only f------ blow up dolls is they always look impressed by the size of your yogurt slinger. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

The best part about only f------ blow up dolls is they always look impressed by the size of your yogurt slinger. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember folks nothing screams regret like giving your email address you came up with at 13 to a bank manager when asking for a loan. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks nothing screams regret like giving your email address you came up with at 13 to a bank manager when asking for a loan. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember folks sending nudes is outdated. Have them send you a video of them reading a book out loud. So you know they're not a complete idiot. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks sending nudes is outdated. Have them send you a video of them reading a book out loud. So you know they're not a complete idiot. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

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If someone says they can guess your exact age by feeling your breasts and you fall for it. You were probably born yesterday. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

If someone says they can guess your exact age by feeling your breasts and you fall for it. You were probably born yesterday. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember folks if your name ends in "JR" your mum has probably moaned your name in bed. UpBeat + He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks if your name ends in "JR" your mum has probably moaned your name in bed. UpBeat + He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember folks in keeping with gender neutrality blue balls will now be known as cummy ache. UpBeat + He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks in keeping with gender neutrality blue balls will now be known as cummy ache. UpBeat + He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember guys if she sucks on it while it's soft it's because she believes in you brother! UpBeat + He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember guys if she sucks on it while it's soft it's because she believes in you brother! UpBeat + He-Man Until next time friends.

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