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Hopping on its end

Danny Kodicek @DannyKodicek Follow Replying to @sheepfilms You missed hopping on its end 8:39 AM -7 Feb 2019
Danny Kodicek @DannyKodicek Follow Replying to @sheepfilms You missed hopping on its end 8:39 AM -7 Feb 2019

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bread hop

Rolling

KrispyKrémeMcdonald @SourCreamMcSalt Follow Replying to @sheepfilms @ergo_praxis You forgot the most obvious option: rolling sideways 11:10 AM -7 Feb 2019
KrispyKrémeMcdonald @SourCreamMcSalt Follow Replying to @sheepfilms @ergo_praxis You forgot the most obvious option: rolling sideways 11:10 AM -7 Feb 2019

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rolling sideways

Soar like a missile

Jim Lippard @lippard Follow Replying to @sheepfilms @DannyKodicek l think they soar through the air, either like a missile or a boomerang 11:11 AM- 7 Feb 2019
Jim Lippard @lippard Follow Replying to @sheepfilms @DannyKodicek l think they soar through the air, either like a missile or a boomerang 11:11 AM- 7 Feb 2019

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missile boomerang

Voting 1

love,,,bird @Bagofingers Follow Replying to@sheepfilms @birdybirdOnline I'm in the minority here but I'm going with number one because baguette doesn't have bones. 1:09 AM-7 Feb 2019
love,,,bird @Bagofingers Follow Replying to@sheepfilms @birdybirdOnline I'm in the minority here but I'm going with number one because baguette doesn't have bones. 1:09 AM-7 Feb 2019

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worm bones

Jaunty Baguettes

One Fine Weasel Follow @onefineweasel Replying to @sheepfilms l voted 2 but somebody else suggested hopping on its end which I would also vote for because these moves are jaunty, and baguettes are very jaunty 9:01 AM-7 Feb 2019
One Fine Weasel Follow @onefineweasel Replying to @sheepfilms l voted 2 but somebody else suggested hopping on its end which I would also vote for because these moves are jaunty, and baguettes are very jaunty 9:01 AM-7 Feb 2019

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jaunty

They can do any

John McArthur @DeltaHuskyote 23h Replying to @sheepfilms @lgorBrazillian They can do any, it depends on the baguette's mood Dave @sheepfilms 23h THANK YOU GIF
John McArthur @DeltaHuskyote 23h Replying to @sheepfilms @lgorBrazillian They can do any, it depends on the baguette's mood Dave @sheepfilms 23h THANK YOU GIF

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baguette office michael scott

Croutons

noSOCO @nosoco Follow Replying to @Bouletcorp @sheepfilms What if the croûtons were actually calluses the baguettes get from walking? 1:53 PM-7 Feb 2019
noSOCO @nosoco Follow Replying to @Bouletcorp @sheepfilms What if the croûtons were actually calluses the baguettes get from walking? 1:53 PM-7 Feb 2019

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calluses croutons

Boulet Corp

-Boulet- @Bouletcorp Follow Replying to @sheepfilms The second one seems more efficient, plus there is minimal friction with the ground keeping the baguette edible (if you cut the ends. "Les croûtons" as we say in french.) 1:00 PM-7 Feb 2019
-Boulet- @Bouletcorp Follow Replying to @sheepfilms The second one seems more efficient, plus there is minimal friction with the ground keeping the baguette edible (if you cut the ends. "Les croûtons" as we say in french.) 1:00 PM-7 Feb 2019

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efficiency croutons

AJ Jeffries

AJ Jefferies @moonjam Follow Replying to @sheepfilms 3 - it's the only form of locomotion that leaves the crust reasonably intact. The others are all possible but the bread would scream the entire time (this is actually where the French word 'pain' originates) 8:33 AM-7 Feb 2019
AJ Jefferies @moonjam Follow Replying to @sheepfilms 3 - it's the only form of locomotion that leaves the crust reasonably intact. The others are all possible but the bread would scream the entire time (this is actually where the French word 'pain' originates) 8:33 AM-7 Feb 2019

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aj jeffries 3 pain

The Best Baguette

christine teigen @chrissyteigen Following 3 is the most delicious baguette. Or it is months old. Or if we are giving this bread moving capabilities at all, why wouldn't it just propel forward, flat like a locomotive? Or roll on its side maybe 2 Dave @sheepfilms If baguettes could move, how would they move? Give your reasoning pls Show this thread 4 0:01 2:11 PM-7 Feb 2019
christine teigen @chrissyteigen Following 3 is the most delicious baguette. Or it is months old. Or if we are giving this bread moving capabilities at all, why wouldn't it just propel forward, flat like a locomotive? Or roll on its side maybe 2 Dave @sheepfilms If baguettes could move, how would they move? Give your reasoning pls Show this thread 4 0:01 2:11 PM-7 Feb 2019

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the best baguette chrissy teigen