"I did not collude with Pop Pop." -- Jared Kushner


Jared Kushner Russian Collusion Speech
"You and your little friends will NEVER save the youth center"


Jared Kushner Russian Collusion Speech
I AM THE BAT MAN


Jared Kushner Russian Collusion Speech
Jared Kushner is always one futura font away from starring in a Wes Anderson movie.


Jared Kushner Russian Collusion Speech
"Let me be very clear: I am not going to summer camp"


Jared Kushner Russian Collusion Speech
I did not collude with Russia, but if I did, it beats doing homework!


Jared Kushner Russian Collusion Speech
I did not collude with russia


Jared Kushner Russian Collusion Speech
"Now excuse me, I need to return some videotapes."


Jared Kushner Russian Collusion Speech
"let me be very clear: yogurt. is. too. spicy."


Jared Kushner Russian Collusion Speech
"I sleep in boat shoes."


Jared Kushner Russian Collusion Speech
I could probably grow a beard faster than Jared Kushner


Jared Kushner Russian Collusion Speech
*Takes hit of helium from balloon* "My name is Jared Kushner."


Jared Kushner Russian Collusion Speech