Mark Wahlberg's Daily Routine

Mark Wahlberg's Daily Routine

Updated Sep 14, 2018 at 01:46PM EDT by Adam.

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About

Mark Wahlberg's Daily Routine refers to parodies of the schedule actor Mark Wahlberg adheres to daily, which many found extremely strict.

Origin

On September 13th, Mark Wahlberg shared his daily routine, which shows him waking up at 2 in the morning, and includes strictly regimented workout times, family times, and snack times (shown below).


Typical daily schedule: 2:30am wake up 2:45am prayer time 3:15am breakfast 3:40-5:15am workout 5:30am post-workout meal 6:00am shower 7:30am golf 8:00am snack 9:30am cryo chamber recovery 10:30am snack 11:00am family time/ meetings/work calls 1:00pm lunch 2:00pm meetings/work calls 3:00pm pick up kids school 3:30pm snack 4:00pm workout #2 5:00pm shower 5:30pm dinner/family time 7:30pm bedtime

Spread

The day it was posted, it began circulating on Twitter as users began remarking on the routine's intensity. For example, user @RadioLunchbox[1] said "Why would you want your day to be that PACKED with things? Why would you want to go to bed at 7:30? I need a nap after reading his schedule," gaining over 1,300 retweets and 6,300 likes (shown below, left). User @grimmers[2] remarked how it was humorous that Wahlberg had a specific time designated for "snack" (shown below, right), gaining over 940 retweets and 6,900 likes (shown below, right).


Lunchbox C @RadioLunchbox Follow Mark Wahlberg's schedule stresses me OUT. Why would you want your day to be that PACKED with things? Why would you want to go to bed at 7:30? I need a nap after reading his schedule Typical daily schedule: 2:30am wake up 2:45am prayer time 3:15am breakfast 3:40-5:15am workout 5:30am post-workout meal 6:00am shower 7:30am golf 8:00am snac 9:30am cryo chamber recovery 10:30am snack 11:00am family time/ meetings/work calls 1:00pm lunch 2:00pm meetings/work calls 3:00pm pick up kids school 3:30pm snack 4:00pm workout 2 5:00pm shower 5:30pm dinner/family time 7:30pm bedtime 8:38 AM -13 Sep 2018 · nick grimshaw agrimmens Follow I love that Mark Wahlberg wakes up at 2.30am and lists "snack" as a legit schedule entry 2:30am wake up 2:45am prayer time 3:15am breakfast 3: 40-5:15am workout 5:30am post-workout meal 6:00am shower 7:30am golf 8:00am snack 9:30am cryo chamber recovery 10:30am snack 11:00am family time/ meetings/work calls 1:00pm lunch 2:00pm meetings/work calls 3:00pm pick up kids @ school 3:30pm snack 4:00pm workout #2 5:00pm shower

Other Twitter users began parodying it by posting satirical versions of their daily routines. Twitter user @AdamVincent76 posted a joke that gained over 890 retweets and 5,100 likes (shown below, left). User @WelshDalaiLama posted a version that gained over 440 retweets and 2,100 likes (shown below, right). The jokes were covered by Twitter Moments.[3]


Adam Vincent AdamVincent76 Follow Mark Wahlberg isn't the only one with a tough schedule. 3 15am Worry about how I'm going to keep paying for all this. 5am- Two x Sleep cylces. am Work out where I am 7 15am - Post workout meal/kids leftovers 7 30am 20 minute power walk 7 55am Train 8am Train 810am-Train cancelled 8 15am - Mectings/calls/convincing boss I can work from home 9am Cry chamber recovery sobbing whilst taking a shit 9 30am Snack 945am snack 10am snack. 11am snack 11 30 Lunch, 12- Snack 12 30 Discovering who would win in a fight between an Alligator and Gorilla on Youtube 14 30-Stare off into middle distancc 15 00 Forget to pick kids up from school 15 15 Sprint session 15 45 - Powernap 16 00 Dinner/family time/wondering if they're really mine 19 00 Cry chamber recovery 20 00 Look on Rightmove/start imagining better life 2115 Sit with wifc. 2117- Try it on 8:12 AM - 13 Sep 2018 Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama Follow Hi @markwahlberg I made some improvements to your typical daily schedule. Typical daily schedule when I want get up 9:00am 9:15am 9:45am 10:15am 11:00am (except on Wednesdays) put my trousers on have a cup of tea think about leaving the house feed the pigeons happy for the rest of the day 11:25am PARKLIFE

Various Examples


Jo Sokil @SokillJo Follow Tonight on #Beyondl 00Days the daily routine of @ChristianFraser Mark Wahlberg has nothing on this 1:00pm respond to Katty's emails 2:00pm respond to Katty' s emails again 4:00pm make up 4:05 leave make up Huw Edwards the priority 4:10 line for make up again 7:00pm Beyond 100 days 8: 00pm respond to Katty's emails 9:00pm dinner 10:50pm ten press ups 11:00 bed time ChristianFraser OND 100 DAYS | 0 WORLD NEWS冫RACKDOWN ON E-CIGARETTE FIRMS CITING Jason Read @jasemonkey Follow Here's my daily routine. @markwahlberg 8.20 Snooze 8.30 Toilet & contemplation 9.00 Pop Tarts! 9.30 Dog Videos 11.00 Procrastination 12.00 Leftover takeaway 13.00 Go to gym 13.30 Get membership leaflet 14.00 Read it in Costa 15.00 Start work on computer 15.01 Facebook 18.00 Cancel arrangement to meet friend citing 'work deadlines' 18.01 Twitter 19.00 Search Netflix for decent film. 19.30 Call off search. Dog videos. 20.00 Takeaway time! Paddy Duffy @PaddyDffy Follow Mark Wahlberg's schedule my ass. Wait til you see mine 5:00am Energetically plan day 5:01am Fall back into a deep sleep 10:10am Post-sleep nap 10: 20am Pot of tea 10:30am Shout at Popmaster 11:00am Pot of tea 12:00pm Draft correspondence to my enemies 1:00pm Lunch (2 pots of tea) 1:30pm Solid procrastination masquerading as "quiz research" 4:00pm Go to shops 4:30pm Realise I forgot what I originally went in for 5:00pm Watch The Chase 6:00pm Watch The Chase again on +1 7:00pm Dinner (3 pots of tea) 8:00pm Brisk walk 9:00pm Reward for walk: fried Ben Boyer Follow @sleezsisters Huge thanks to MArk Wahlberg for allowing a peek behind the curtain of the fun-and- fitness factory! It has inspired me to take a look at my own schedule and figure out where I can tighten things up here and there ypical daily schedule: 6:15am diarrhea 6:30am wake up 7:00am diarrhe 10:45am breakfast (wheel of parmesan, sprite) 11:30am screening of "Peppermint" alone 11:55am sleep 11:59am diarrhea 2:10pm wheezing/heavy breathing 3:30pm day terror 3:45pm bedtime Kate Cooper-Owern @KateCooperOwen ( Follow ) I never knew Mark Wahlberg and I had so much in common Also this FAQ Typical daily schedule: Also this FAQ 2:30am wake up 2:45am prayer time 3:15am breakfast 3:40-5:15am workout 5:30am post-workout meal 6:00am shower 7:30am golf 8:00am snack 9:30am cryo chamber recovery 10:30am snack 11:00am family time/ meetings/work calls 1:00pm lunch 2:00pm meetings/work calls Typical daily schedule 7:00am wake up 7:01am fuuuuuuuuuuuuu Joshua Weller @joshweller Follow Mark Wahlberg and I have very similar days Also this FAQ Also this FAQ Typical daily schedule: Typical daily schedule 8am wake up 8.01am go on Mark Wahlberg's instagram 8.02am- go on Twitter, see what everyone is angry at 2:30am wake up 2:45am prayer time 3:15am breakfast 3:40-5:15am workout 5:30am post-workout meal 6:00am shower 7:30am golf 8:00am snack 9:3 very 10:30am snack 11:00am family time/ meetings/work calls 1:00pm lunch 8.03am worry we are losing our ability to have balanced discussions and perspectives due to social media 8.04am watch videos of people being forced off commercial airline flights. 9am cat videos. 9.30am- take Mark Wahlbergs kids to school 10am tea. Earl gray. Hot. 11am watch vids of 0am cryo chamber reco 1

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