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thegrouchyfiles Follow soundcloud.com MY NAME IS CRAIG TUCKER. LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY. MY GRANDMA GAVE ME A CHECK FOR 100 DOLLAS, I WAS SOOOOOO HAPPY.... BUT THEN... FOUR KIDS FROM SCHOOL CAME TO MY HOUSE AND SAID, I SHOULD USE MY 100 DOLLAS TO INVEST IN A PERUVIAN FLUTE BAND. THEY PROMISED I WOULD DOUBLE MY MONEY IN ONE AFTER NOON BUT THE RNMENT ARRESTED US ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER PERUVIAN FLUTE BANDS AND TOOK US TO AN INTERMENT CAMP IN MIAMI. WE BEGGED TO GO HOME, INSTEAD THE GOVERNMENT TOLD US THEY WERE SENDING US TO PERU... AND SO. THAT IS WHY I AM NOW IN PERU IF I DIE LET IT BE KNOWN THAT IT IS BECAUSE FOUR GUYS I DONT EVEN LIKE FROM SCHOOL LIED TO ME AND TOOK MY BIRTHDAY MONEY : #CRAIG TUCKER #SOUTH PARK #PANDEMIC 2
thegrouchyfiles Follow soundcloud.com MY NAME IS CRAIG TUCKER. LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY. MY GRANDMA GAVE ME A CHECK FOR 100 DOLLAS, I WAS SOOOOOO HAPPY.... BUT THEN... FOUR KIDS FROM SCHOOL CAME TO MY HOUSE AND SAID, I SHOULD USE MY 100 DOLLAS TO INVEST IN A PERUVIAN FLUTE BAND. THEY PROMISED I WOULD DOUBLE MY MONEY IN ONE AFTER NOON BUT THE RNMENT ARRESTED US ALONG WITH ALL THE OTHER PERUVIAN FLUTE BANDS AND TOOK US TO AN INTERMENT CAMP IN MIAMI. WE BEGGED TO GO HOME, INSTEAD THE GOVERNMENT TOLD US THEY WERE SENDING US TO PERU... AND SO. THAT IS WHY I AM NOW IN PERU IF I DIE LET IT BE KNOWN THAT IT IS BECAUSE FOUR GUYS I DONT EVEN LIKE FROM SCHOOL LIED TO ME AND TOOK MY BIRTHDAY MONEY : #CRAIG TUCKER #SOUTH PARK #PANDEMIC 2

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