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[-] GuywithRealFacts 1629 points 2 years ago* It's an Albino Maple Weasel. In Canada, they have something similar to Groundhog's day called "Weasel Week" where entire communities take the day off work and go into the woods to see if they can spot these little furballs in trees. The amount of weasels that they find supposedly predicts how successful the next Syrup season is going to be for tree tappers. Parts of the country still take this event so seriously that it can affect stock prices for Canada based companies. On bad Weasel Weeks entire towns have been known to travel to neighboring towns to capture the weasels from their trees and bring them back to the local forests. Car loads of weasels can be seen driving down the QEW on any given February day during the week. The Rebellions of 1837 that resulted in Quebec and Ontario being separate provinces was actually caused by a record- bad Weasel Week and the resulting conflicts.
[-] GuywithRealFacts 1629 points 2 years ago* It's an Albino Maple Weasel. In Canada, they have something similar to Groundhog's day called "Weasel Week" where entire communities take the day off work and go into the woods to see if they can spot these little furballs in trees. The amount of weasels that they find supposedly predicts how successful the next Syrup season is going to be for tree tappers. Parts of the country still take this event so seriously that it can affect stock prices for Canada based companies. On bad Weasel Weeks entire towns have been known to travel to neighboring towns to capture the weasels from their trees and bring them back to the local forests. Car loads of weasels can be seen driving down the QEW on any given February day during the week. The Rebellions of 1837 that resulted in Quebec and Ontario being separate provinces was actually caused by a record- bad Weasel Week and the resulting conflicts.

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[-] GuyWithRealFacts 14.5k points 1 year ago 83 34 This phenomenon happens when a desert floods, and the water flows over particularly dry, deep sand. The water will seep into the ground so fast that it parts the sand and causes a clear channel down to an underground lake. These subterranean desert lakes sit so deep below the surface that we've never clearly seen them. Drilling to them is impossible in the sand, so they largely remain a mystery. The closest we've gotten is by sending tethered cameras into the whirlpools as they form for some grainy footage before the water channel closes. The subterranean lakes seem to stretch for miles in every direction, but the cameras are always removed from their tether and carried off by unseen creatures soon after they arrive. The cameras have been recovered months later - wrapped in presents under Christmas trees from Santa Claus or in Easter Baskets - leading to the conclusion that all of the magical creatures on Earth vacation at those lakes.
[-] GuyWithRealFacts 14.5k points 1 year ago 83 34 This phenomenon happens when a desert floods, and the water flows over particularly dry, deep sand. The water will seep into the ground so fast that it parts the sand and causes a clear channel down to an underground lake. These subterranean desert lakes sit so deep below the surface that we've never clearly seen them. Drilling to them is impossible in the sand, so they largely remain a mystery. The closest we've gotten is by sending tethered cameras into the whirlpools as they form for some grainy footage before the water channel closes. The subterranean lakes seem to stretch for miles in every direction, but the cameras are always removed from their tether and carried off by unseen creatures soon after they arrive. The cameras have been recovered months later - wrapped in presents under Christmas trees from Santa Claus or in Easter Baskets - leading to the conclusion that all of the magical creatures on Earth vacation at those lakes.

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[-] GuyWithRealFacts 1496 points 3 years ago* When dared by friend, Adults can do stupid things on an epic scale. I don't know why but this reminds me of the Ancient Greek story of Kazlo The Red and how he thought he could control the Sun because his village elders told him it was his destiny. I'm sure you know the story but in case you don't: When Kazlo was told by the elders that he could control the Sun, he made it his mission to learn how. Each day he'd stand on top of a hill by his village and stare directly at it, trying to will himself to overcome its power. Of course, he'd get warm doing this as it was mid summer in Greece when this story takes place, so he'd disrobe and by the end of the day, he'd be naked, still trying to control the Sun. The Greeks didn't deal with sunburn much - being that their traditional garb was white robes - so nobody knew what was happening to Kazlo when his skin began to become red and warm to the touch. The Elders told him it was a sign that he was absorbing the Sun's power. After nearly a week of trying, Kazlo had severe sun poisoning, he was bright red and burnt, and his eyesight was noticeably more poor. The sun had bested him, they said. But the story gets more tragic. Sunburn turns into peeling skin, as we all know, but the Elders thought Kazlo had begun to mutate when his skin started coming off in sheets. They thought it was as if the Sun had put a curse on him for testing its power. He was exiled from Greece and told never to return, for fear of safety of the villagers. Kazlo wandered the continent for weeks, healing quickly but honoring his exile. He ended up in Rome, where he played the lottery with his last dollar, and won the jackpot. He built a mansion that had a tribute to the Sun on it, married a foxy Roman girl, and lived happily ever after and eventually went on to invent the smartphone and laptop computer and ultimately became the first astronaut, which seemed fitting.
[-] GuyWithRealFacts 1496 points 3 years ago* When dared by friend, Adults can do stupid things on an epic scale. I don't know why but this reminds me of the Ancient Greek story of Kazlo The Red and how he thought he could control the Sun because his village elders told him it was his destiny. I'm sure you know the story but in case you don't: When Kazlo was told by the elders that he could control the Sun, he made it his mission to learn how. Each day he'd stand on top of a hill by his village and stare directly at it, trying to will himself to overcome its power. Of course, he'd get warm doing this as it was mid summer in Greece when this story takes place, so he'd disrobe and by the end of the day, he'd be naked, still trying to control the Sun. The Greeks didn't deal with sunburn much - being that their traditional garb was white robes - so nobody knew what was happening to Kazlo when his skin began to become red and warm to the touch. The Elders told him it was a sign that he was absorbing the Sun's power. After nearly a week of trying, Kazlo had severe sun poisoning, he was bright red and burnt, and his eyesight was noticeably more poor. The sun had bested him, they said. But the story gets more tragic. Sunburn turns into peeling skin, as we all know, but the Elders thought Kazlo had begun to mutate when his skin started coming off in sheets. They thought it was as if the Sun had put a curse on him for testing its power. He was exiled from Greece and told never to return, for fear of safety of the villagers. Kazlo wandered the continent for weeks, healing quickly but honoring his exile. He ended up in Rome, where he played the lottery with his last dollar, and won the jackpot. He built a mansion that had a tribute to the Sun on it, married a foxy Roman girl, and lived happily ever after and eventually went on to invent the smartphone and laptop computer and ultimately became the first astronaut, which seemed fitting.

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Verizon 4:20 PM 04 Wife I'm in another article haha Tardisking ↑ 10 *** 2h Dipper was in his teen phase there. Not wanting to cause a fight and send those hormones raging, Dad just took the picture he could get. manuzero 1 7 .. 1h here you go here you go imgur.com/iZWIE4Z.jpg 1 more reply 1 more reply BBAsux ↑9 ** 9h and Toby the Tree JCNGGD32 ↑9 I can't wait to visit America. I've never seen Inatural) decidunus treec Tran't wait to ao into a Q Posts Inbox allrounder799 Settings Apollo helps to prevent that with link previews and showing full URL address. It also has built-in Imgur viewer which eliminates the tedious process of opening links in Safari What Anollo can't prevent is I got milk Congrats to us both then Delivered iMessage Pay
Verizon 4:20 PM 04 Wife I'm in another article haha Tardisking ↑ 10 *** 2h Dipper was in his teen phase there. Not wanting to cause a fight and send those hormones raging, Dad just took the picture he could get. manuzero 1 7 .. 1h here you go here you go imgur.com/iZWIE4Z.jpg 1 more reply 1 more reply BBAsux ↑9 ** 9h and Toby the Tree JCNGGD32 ↑9 I can't wait to visit America. I've never seen Inatural) decidunus treec Tran't wait to ao into a Q Posts Inbox allrounder799 Settings Apollo helps to prevent that with link previews and showing full URL address. It also has built-in Imgur viewer which eliminates the tedious process of opening links in Safari What Anollo can't prevent is I got milk Congrats to us both then Delivered iMessage Pay

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GuyWithRealFacts commented on How to get your cat to sleep with you i.redd.it/ovmcti... C . r/disneyvacation - Posted by u/pm_me_asian_femboys GuyWithRealFacts 171 points 3 years ago · edited 3 years ago It's a surprisingly accurate picture of the more rare cat breed called feline magno-capite or "big head cat". They're more common in the Philippines and east asia, Americans and the West haven't really adopted the breed yet do to its aggression against children. Reply Give Award Share .. GuyWithRealFacts commented on LOCH NeSs MoNSter drOWNS İNNOCENT WOMan gfycat.com/Insidi... C Humans r/PeopleFuckingDying - Posted by u/tryunus87 GuyWithRealFacts 14 points 3 years ago I read that swimming daily like she does helps you maintain youth, not because of the exercise - get ready to be surprised - but because the hydrogen in water molecules actually helps regenerate cells due to an effect called the "williams-burke effect". Check it out on google it's really interesting. Give Award Share .. GuyWithRealFacts commented on This ice cream is cursed against me i.imgur.com/CK4y3c... C . r/blackmagicfuckery · Posted by u/ForgotToLogIn GuyWithRealFacts 248 points 3 years ago · edited 3 years ago It's a little known fact that frozen water molecules actually have a super high elasticity (google the 'rubber water effect'), as demonstrated here. They grip the spoon due to the water molecules freezing to the metal. The shaking motion causes the molecules to stretch, and eventually let go at an inopportune time making it snap almost like a rubber band pulled tight on your fingers. OP is lucky to have witnessed this rare phenomena. Reply Give Award Share ...
GuyWithRealFacts commented on How to get your cat to sleep with you i.redd.it/ovmcti... C . r/disneyvacation - Posted by u/pm_me_asian_femboys GuyWithRealFacts 171 points 3 years ago · edited 3 years ago It's a surprisingly accurate picture of the more rare cat breed called feline magno-capite or "big head cat". They're more common in the Philippines and east asia, Americans and the West haven't really adopted the breed yet do to its aggression against children. Reply Give Award Share .. GuyWithRealFacts commented on LOCH NeSs MoNSter drOWNS İNNOCENT WOMan gfycat.com/Insidi... C Humans r/PeopleFuckingDying - Posted by u/tryunus87 GuyWithRealFacts 14 points 3 years ago I read that swimming daily like she does helps you maintain youth, not because of the exercise - get ready to be surprised - but because the hydrogen in water molecules actually helps regenerate cells due to an effect called the "williams-burke effect". Check it out on google it's really interesting. Give Award Share .. GuyWithRealFacts commented on This ice cream is cursed against me i.imgur.com/CK4y3c... C . r/blackmagicfuckery · Posted by u/ForgotToLogIn GuyWithRealFacts 248 points 3 years ago · edited 3 years ago It's a little known fact that frozen water molecules actually have a super high elasticity (google the 'rubber water effect'), as demonstrated here. They grip the spoon due to the water molecules freezing to the metal. The shaking motion causes the molecules to stretch, and eventually let go at an inopportune time making it snap almost like a rubber band pulled tight on your fingers. OP is lucky to have witnessed this rare phenomena. Reply Give Award Share ...

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18:30 all ? 116 Comments 三个。o。 Home OstrichesAndGin ↑ 5 . 7h I see, thanks! mac_is_crack ↑ 5 *** 7h You're welcome! HexFyber 1 14 ** 8h I feel disturbed by the third season dog's position. Someone photoshops it in the right place! Tardisking ↑ 10 *** 2h Dipper was in his teen phase there. Not wanting to cause a fight and send those hormones raging, Dad just took the picture he could get. manuzero here you go here you go > imgur.com/iZWfE4Z.jpg | 1more reply 1 more reply BBAsux ↑9 *** 9h and Toby the Tree JCNGG432 ↑9 I can't wait to visit America. I've never seen Inatural decidunus trees Ican't wait to an into a Posts Inbox allrounder799 Search Settings Apollo helps to prevent that with link previews and showing full URL address. It also has built-in Imgur viewer which eliminates the tedious process of opening links in Safari. What Apollo can't prevent is you getting hoodwinked from the guys like u/shittymorph and u/GuyWithRealFacts. > >

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# 1 "Most of the way through this style of tattoo is done the same as a normal tattoo," wrote @GuyWithRealFacts. "But the ink is thickened during the final shading process, and the artist uses a steady back and forth motion to achieve a look of 'one piece!. The thicker ink will retain some minor shape and texture for years. The issue is - just like any embroidery - if one of the ink threads comes loose due to a skin injury and gets caught in something you can pull on it and the entire section comes out in one long thread." He continued, "The other and more serious side effect is that any local cat who has played with thread will follow the wearer around everywhere hoping for a loose piece. Many people with this ink style are relentlessly stalked by stray cats for their whole lives. Cats will insist on sleeping on the tattoo also, just like they do when you drop a sweater on the bed that you don't want cat hair on. so wearers of this style often wake up covered in cats." Well, if you can't trust @GuyWithRealFacts, who can you trust? Here are 16 photos of amazing embroidery tattoos found on Instagram.
# 1 "Most of the way through this style of tattoo is done the same as a normal tattoo," wrote @GuyWithRealFacts. "But the ink is thickened during the final shading process, and the artist uses a steady back and forth motion to achieve a look of 'one piece!. The thicker ink will retain some minor shape and texture for years. The issue is - just like any embroidery - if one of the ink threads comes loose due to a skin injury and gets caught in something you can pull on it and the entire section comes out in one long thread." He continued, "The other and more serious side effect is that any local cat who has played with thread will follow the wearer around everywhere hoping for a loose piece. Many people with this ink style are relentlessly stalked by stray cats for their whole lives. Cats will insist on sleeping on the tattoo also, just like they do when you drop a sweater on the bed that you don't want cat hair on. so wearers of this style often wake up covered in cats." Well, if you can't trust @GuyWithRealFacts, who can you trust? Here are 16 photos of amazing embroidery tattoos found on Instagram.

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GuyWithRealFacts commented on This ice cream is cursed against me i.imgur.com/CK4y3c... C . r/blackmagicfuckery Posted by u/ForgotToLogIn GuyWithRealFacts 248 points 3 years ago · edited 3 years ago It's a little known fact that frozen water molecules actually have a super high elasticity (google the 'rubber water effect'), as demonstrated here. They grip the spoon due to the water molecules freezing to the metal. The shaking motion causes the molecules to stretch, and eventually let go at an inopportune time making it snap almost like a rubber band pulled tight on your fingers. OP is lucky to have witnessed this rare phenomena. Reply Give Award Share ..
GuyWithRealFacts commented on This ice cream is cursed against me i.imgur.com/CK4y3c... C . r/blackmagicfuckery Posted by u/ForgotToLogIn GuyWithRealFacts 248 points 3 years ago · edited 3 years ago It's a little known fact that frozen water molecules actually have a super high elasticity (google the 'rubber water effect'), as demonstrated here. They grip the spoon due to the water molecules freezing to the metal. The shaking motion causes the molecules to stretch, and eventually let go at an inopportune time making it snap almost like a rubber band pulled tight on your fingers. OP is lucky to have witnessed this rare phenomena. Reply Give Award Share ..

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↑ [-] RedditJournal 74 points 1 year ago (4721398) Day 9: A most enlightening day. Like the ancient Egyptians, Redditors appear to revere cats, even looking to them for guidance in intriguing ways. According to Redditors, cats are even able to evacuate their bowels with preeminence. Food and water both plentiful; the Redditors shower me with gifts. I must be careful. Others are not so lucky. permalink source save-RES parent glve gold 个[-] Reddit-Search-Team ag 4 points 1 year ago (915) We just followed Dr. Livingston's trail through Awwland. His tracks are deeper now, indicating additional weight. Perhaps he took on supplies. This is a warm, giving village, so that would seem logical. Cats are plentiful in this region, though I am concerned by this fortune tI found after eating a meal here. permalink source save-REs parent glve gold
↑ [-] RedditJournal 74 points 1 year ago (4721398) Day 9: A most enlightening day. Like the ancient Egyptians, Redditors appear to revere cats, even looking to them for guidance in intriguing ways. According to Redditors, cats are even able to evacuate their bowels with preeminence. Food and water both plentiful; the Redditors shower me with gifts. I must be careful. Others are not so lucky. permalink source save-RES parent glve gold 个[-] Reddit-Search-Team ag 4 points 1 year ago (915) We just followed Dr. Livingston's trail through Awwland. His tracks are deeper now, indicating additional weight. Perhaps he took on supplies. This is a warm, giving village, so that would seem logical. Cats are plentiful in this region, though I am concerned by this fortune tI found after eating a meal here. permalink source save-REs parent glve gold

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Tonight is the last night of the presidency of George W. Bush (self. reddit.com) 137 submitted 4 years ago by jetsam 121 comments source share save hide report hide all child comments sorted by: top ▼ navigate by: submitter | moderator | friend | me | admin | IAmA I images I popular | new you are viewing a single comment's thread view the rest of the comments → [-] GeorgewBush e 38 points 4 years ago* (90152) This is just more liberal propaganda. If Mr. Cheney was gonna fire me, he woulda let me know by now It don't even make no sense. Who would he get to replace me? Jeb? Come on. Jeb's a loser. AN' I AINT NO LOSER! Anyway, this is just dumb. I got plenty more to say about it, but I'm runnin' late I gotta get ready for some kinda photo op with some little n---- down on Capitol Hill that Mr. Cheney says I gotta go to. I'II tell you all the rest of the stuff that's dumb about this crap when I get back to the oval office this afternoon I hope the little n---- got a monkey or somethin'. Heh heh heh! Monkey EDIT DONT TELL JEB I TOLD YOU JEB'S A LOSER EDIT EDIT DONT TELL MY DADDY I TOLD YOU JEB'S A LOSER NEITHER EDIT EDIT EDIT Heh heh heh! N---- permalink source save-RES give gold hide child comments
Tonight is the last night of the presidency of George W. Bush (self. reddit.com) 137 submitted 4 years ago by jetsam 121 comments source share save hide report hide all child comments sorted by: top ▼ navigate by: submitter | moderator | friend | me | admin | IAmA I images I popular | new you are viewing a single comment's thread view the rest of the comments → [-] GeorgewBush e 38 points 4 years ago* (90152) This is just more liberal propaganda. If Mr. Cheney was gonna fire me, he woulda let me know by now It don't even make no sense. Who would he get to replace me? Jeb? Come on. Jeb's a loser. AN' I AINT NO LOSER! Anyway, this is just dumb. I got plenty more to say about it, but I'm runnin' late I gotta get ready for some kinda photo op with some little n---- down on Capitol Hill that Mr. Cheney says I gotta go to. I'II tell you all the rest of the stuff that's dumb about this crap when I get back to the oval office this afternoon I hope the little n---- got a monkey or somethin'. Heh heh heh! Monkey EDIT DONT TELL JEB I TOLD YOU JEB'S A LOSER EDIT EDIT DONT TELL MY DADDY I TOLD YOU JEB'S A LOSER NEITHER EDIT EDIT EDIT Heh heh heh! N---- permalink source save-RES give gold hide child comments

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