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![[-] GuywithRealFacts 1629 points 2 years ago* It's an Albino Maple Weasel. In Canada, they have something similar to Groundhog's day called "Weasel Week" where entire communities take the day off work and go into the woods to see if they can spot these little furballs in trees. The amount of weasels that they find supposedly predicts how successful the next Syrup season is going to be for tree tappers. Parts of the country still take this event so seriously that it can affect stock prices for Canada based companies. On bad Weasel Weeks entire towns have been known to travel to neighboring towns to capture the weasels from their trees and bring them back to the local forests. Car loads of weasels can be seen driving down the QEW on any given February day during the week. The Rebellions of 1837 that resulted in Quebec and Ontario being separate provinces was actually caused by a record- bad Weasel Week and the resulting conflicts.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/883/518/721.png "GuyWithRealFacts Albino Maple Weasel")
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![↑ [-] RedditJournal 74 points 1 year ago (4721398) Day 9: A most enlightening day. Like the ancient Egyptians, Redditors appear to revere cats, even looking to them for guidance in intriguing ways. According to Redditors, cats are even able to evacuate their bowels with preeminence. Food and water both plentiful; the Redditors shower me with gifts. I must be careful. Others are not so lucky. permalink source save-RES parent glve gold 个[-] Reddit-Search-Team ag 4 points 1 year ago (915) We just followed Dr. Livingston's trail through Awwland. His tracks are deeper now, indicating additional weight. Perhaps he took on supplies. This is a warm, giving village, so that would seem logical. Cats are plentiful in this region, though I am concerned by this fortune tI found after eating a meal here. permalink source save-REs parent glve gold](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/610/622/c2f.png "c2f.png")
![[-] Always Links2Rick Roll 645 points 1 year ago My favorite novelty accounts are the ones where nobody sees it coming, even though they really should permalink [-] Always Click Link 674 points 1 year ago F--- permalink parent [-] INAPPROPRIATE-AMA 339 points 1 year ago Do an AMA! permalink parent [-] Late-To-The-Party 265 points 1 year ago Who's this Rick guy? permalink parent [-] guy from-the-future 161 points 1 year ago His grandson starts the Nick-rolling fad of 2049 permalink parent H overuse-italics 131 points 1 year ago haha that's very funny. because you're from the future, etc permalink parent [-] AlwaysThree words 121 points 1 year ago I hate italics](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/610/620/9a2.gif "9a2.gif")
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![[-] GuyWithRealFacts 14.5k points 1 year ago 83 34 This phenomenon happens when a desert floods, and the water flows over particularly dry, deep sand. The water will seep into the ground so fast that it parts the sand and causes a clear channel down to an underground lake. These subterranean desert lakes sit so deep below the surface that we've never clearly seen them. Drilling to them is impossible in the sand, so they largely remain a mystery. The closest we've gotten is by sending tethered cameras into the whirlpools as they form for some grainy footage before the water channel closes. The subterranean lakes seem to stretch for miles in every direction, but the cameras are always removed from their tether and carried off by unseen creatures soon after they arrive. The cameras have been recovered months later - wrapped in presents under Christmas trees from Santa Claus or in Easter Baskets - leading to the conclusion that all of the magical creatures on Earth vacation at those lakes.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/883/517/ea1.png "GuyWithRealFacts Desert Floods")
![[-] GuyWithRealFacts 1496 points 3 years ago* When dared by friend, Adults can do stupid things on an epic scale. I don't know why but this reminds me of the Ancient Greek story of Kazlo The Red and how he thought he could control the Sun because his village elders told him it was his destiny. I'm sure you know the story but in case you don't: When Kazlo was told by the elders that he could control the Sun, he made it his mission to learn how. Each day he'd stand on top of a hill by his village and stare directly at it, trying to will himself to overcome its power. Of course, he'd get warm doing this as it was mid summer in Greece when this story takes place, so he'd disrobe and by the end of the day, he'd be naked, still trying to control the Sun. The Greeks didn't deal with sunburn much - being that their traditional garb was white robes - so nobody knew what was happening to Kazlo when his skin began to become red and warm to the touch. The Elders told him it was a sign that he was absorbing the Sun's power. After nearly a week of trying, Kazlo had severe sun poisoning, he was bright red and burnt, and his eyesight was noticeably more poor. The sun had bested him, they said. But the story gets more tragic. Sunburn turns into peeling skin, as we all know, but the Elders thought Kazlo had begun to mutate when his skin started coming off in sheets. They thought it was as if the Sun had put a curse on him for testing its power. He was exiled from Greece and told never to return, for fear of safety of the villagers. Kazlo wandered the continent for weeks, healing quickly but honoring his exile. He ended up in Rome, where he played the lottery with his last dollar, and won the jackpot. He built a mansion that had a tribute to the Sun on it, married a foxy Roman girl, and lived happily ever after and eventually went on to invent the smartphone and laptop computer and ultimately became the first astronaut, which seemed fitting.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/883/516/d4c.png "GuyWithRealFacts Kazlo the Red")
![↑ [-] RedditJournal 74 points 1 year ago (4721398) Day 9: A most enlightening day. Like the ancient Egyptians, Redditors appear to revere cats, even looking to them for guidance in intriguing ways. According to Redditors, cats are even able to evacuate their bowels with preeminence. Food and water both plentiful; the Redditors shower me with gifts. I must be careful. Others are not so lucky. permalink source save-RES parent glve gold 个[-] Reddit-Search-Team ag 4 points 1 year ago (915) We just followed Dr. Livingston's trail through Awwland. His tracks are deeper now, indicating additional weight. Perhaps he took on supplies. This is a warm, giving village, so that would seem logical. Cats are plentiful in this region, though I am concerned by this fortune tI found after eating a meal here. permalink source save-REs parent glve gold](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/610/622/c2f.png "c2f.png")
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