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[-] GuyWithRealFacts 1496 points 3 years ago* When dared by friend, Adults can do stupid things on an epic scale. I don't know why but this reminds me of the Ancient Greek story of Kazlo The Red and how he thought he could control the Sun because his village elders told him it was his destiny. I'm sure you know the story but in case you don't: When Kazlo was told by the elders that he could control the Sun, he made it his mission to learn how. Each day he'd stand on top of a hill by his village and stare directly at it, trying to will himself to overcome its power. Of course, he'd get warm doing this as it was mid summer in Greece when this story takes place, so he'd disrobe and by the end of the day, he'd be naked, still trying to control the Sun. The Greeks didn't deal with sunburn much - being that their traditional garb was white robes - so nobody knew what was happening to Kazlo when his skin began to become red and warm to the touch. The Elders told him it was a sign that he was absorbing the Sun's power. After nearly a week of trying, Kazlo had severe sun poisoning, he was bright red and burnt, and his eyesight was noticeably more poor. The sun had bested him, they said. But the story gets more tragic. Sunburn turns into peeling skin, as we all know, but the Elders thought Kazlo had begun to mutate when his skin started coming off in sheets. They thought it was as if the Sun had put a curse on him for testing its power. He was exiled from Greece and told never to return, for fear of safety of the villagers. Kazlo wandered the continent for weeks, healing quickly but honoring his exile. He ended up in Rome, where he played the lottery with his last dollar, and won the jackpot. He built a mansion that had a tribute to the Sun on it, married a foxy Roman girl, and lived happily ever after and eventually went on to invent the smartphone and laptop computer and ultimately became the first astronaut, which seemed fitting.

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[-] GuyWithRealFacts 1496 points 3 years ago* When dared by friend, Adults can do stupid things on an epic scale. I don't know why but this reminds me of the Ancient Greek story of Kazlo The Red and how he thought he could control the Sun because his village elders told him it was his destiny. I'm sure you know the story but in case you don't: When Kazlo was told by the elders that he could control the Sun, he made it his mission to learn how. Each day he'd stand on top of a hill by his village and stare directly at it, trying to will himself to overcome its power. Of course, he'd get warm doing this as it was mid summer in Greece when this story takes place, so he'd disrobe and by the end of the day, he'd be naked, still trying to control the Sun. The Greeks didn't deal with sunburn much - being that their traditional garb was white robes - so nobody knew what was happening to Kazlo when his skin began to become red and warm to the touch. The Elders told him it was a sign that he was absorbing the Sun's power. After nearly a week of trying, Kazlo had severe sun poisoning, he was bright red and burnt, and his eyesight was noticeably more poor. The sun had bested him, they said. But the story gets more tragic. Sunburn turns into peeling skin, as we all know, but the Elders thought Kazlo had begun to mutate when his skin started coming off in sheets. They thought it was as if the Sun had put a curse on him for testing its power. He was exiled from Greece and told never to return, for fear of safety of the villagers. Kazlo wandered the continent for weeks, healing quickly but honoring his exile. He ended up in Rome, where he played the lottery with his last dollar, and won the jackpot. He built a mansion that had a tribute to the Sun on it, married a foxy Roman girl, and lived happily ever after and eventually went on to invent the smartphone and laptop computer and ultimately became the first astronaut, which seemed fitting.

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