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Anonymous 10/19/16(Wed)09:12:08 No.32186979 >3218685 l actually laughed when I read this for some reason. I've modded Skyrim and Morrowind no problem, but Oblivion... It's different. 108 KB JPG The rare times when I'm out in public (NEET)I ALWAYS stay within some semblance of dialogue within the game, it's fun to me. This was yesterday when I needed to get some cookies, a loaf of bread, and a few chicken breasts to make my favorite sandwich >Bring all the items to the cashier "Hi! >"Greetings" >"Did you find everything ok?" >Yes, and I've heard others say the same." "Oh... That's good." had some other stuff on there besides my sandwich materials so a few seconds of silence ensued saw a few geese outside of your store today. Filthy creatures." s"Oh, were they bothering anyone? steered clear of them." >She kept quiet after that, so I decided to try again. >"Any news from the other states?" >"Oh, um....No?" >She was bagging at this point so she tried to ignore me >Dropped my money on the ground trying to pay, she was trying to hold back a smirk. I know she didn't find me cute or anything because I'm 5'6 and 280 pounds >"Don't you have a wallet?" >That's nothing I'd care to talk about" It was pretty uncomfortable. I'm just gonna keep sticking to the game
Anonymous 10/19/16(Wed)09:12:08 No.32186979 >3218685 l actually laughed when I read this for some reason. I've modded Skyrim and Morrowind no problem, but Oblivion... It's different. 108 KB JPG The rare times when I'm out in public (NEET)I ALWAYS stay within some semblance of dialogue within the game, it's fun to me. This was yesterday when I needed to get some cookies, a loaf of bread, and a few chicken breasts to make my favorite sandwich >Bring all the items to the cashier "Hi! >"Greetings" >"Did you find everything ok?" >Yes, and I've heard others say the same." "Oh... That's good." had some other stuff on there besides my sandwich materials so a few seconds of silence ensued saw a few geese outside of your store today. Filthy creatures." s"Oh, were they bothering anyone? steered clear of them." >She kept quiet after that, so I decided to try again. >"Any news from the other states?" >"Oh, um....No?" >She was bagging at this point so she tried to ignore me >Dropped my money on the ground trying to pay, she was trying to hold back a smirk. I know she didn't find me cute or anything because I'm 5'6 and 280 pounds >"Don't you have a wallet?" >That's nothing I'd care to talk about" It was pretty uncomfortable. I'm just gonna keep sticking to the game

Oblivion NPC Dialogue Parodies
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