Paranoid Parrot - Images
Return to class from bathroom | everyone knows how long you've been gone
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Lurking /b/, car drives by | FBI
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Hear noise outside | ninjas are about to strike
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Car still behind me after two turns | prepare to fight
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Helicopters fly lowly around your neighborhood | FEEMA
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Hear person walking behind you | rapist
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Walked through a crowd and felt like no one saw me | oh shit, I'm dead
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Fapping, hear car drive by | pull up pants, lock doors
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Post FB status | no comments, everyone hates you
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Enter the pool | there's a shark in the pool
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Thinks something weird and sexual | everyone's sudeenly telepathic
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Hear a noise, dog isn't barking | the dog is already dead
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Turn off the downstairs light before going to bed upstairs | run for your life
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Attempt to kill spider but miss | he's going to attack you when you sleep tonight
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Parents aren't back yet | they're dead
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Think, "I know you can read my thoughts.", just in case
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Beautiful lady hits on you | it's eames
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Oh just the washing machine | call Dave and tell him there's no earthquake
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Type out mean message on enemy's formspring as anonymous | doesn't send because they know your typin...
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Stop moving | get back stabbed
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