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dasha @dash_eats Now that crumps auto-cancelled I can finally admit I am a fascist 12:02 PM. Sep 4, 2023 117.6K Views :

Scene Adjacent

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ef they don't know i'm a scene-adjacent poet influencer class enemy who peddles transmisogynistic ideology to their followers

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Crumps Confession

9:32 Search m.crumps 44m From Create Mode > : x I'm going to be stepping away from this writing and the scene for a while to reevaluate my values and how they're expressed in my work. For a moment, who I was as a writer and as a person might've stood for something genuinely "antifascist," but whatever integrity and solidarity I might've once had has become compromised by a duplicitous attachment to the same bourgeois-reactionary arrogance and obscenity that I claim to oppose. It has come to the point of betraying my most trusted friends, who have rightly called me out-for tolerating dangerous b-------, for flattering and trying to date scene- adjacent poet influencer class enemies who peddle transmisogynistic ideology to their followers, for being so caught up in spinning an endless autofiction narrative that constantly instrumentalizes real people as "characters" while playing it cool and keeping the stakes as low for myself as possible, for using friendships with women, especially trans women, for insight into real s--- that I then extract for content, for perpetuating this whole mirage and then getting lost in it. To present myself as some "ally" or "leader" is to lie. I'm very sorry to everyone I've hurt and disappointed.

9:32 Search m.crumps 44m From Create Mode > : x I'm going to be stepping away from this writing and the scene for a while to reevaluate my values and how they're expressed in my work. For a moment, who I was as a writer and as a person might've stood for something genuinely "antifascist," but whatever integrity and solidarity I might've once had has become compromised by a duplicitous attachment to the same bourgeois-reactionary arrogance and obscenity that I claim to oppose. It has come to the point of betraying my most trusted friends, who have rightly called me out-for tolerating dangerous b-------, for flattering and trying to date scene- adjacent poet influencer class enemies who peddle transmisogynistic ideology to their followers, for being so caught up in spinning an endless autofiction narrative that constantly instrumentalizes real people as "characters" while playing it cool and keeping the stakes as low for myself as possible, for using friendships with women, especially trans women, for insight into real s--- that I then extract for content, for perpetuating this whole mirage and then getting lost in it. To present myself as some "ally" or "leader" is to lie. I'm very sorry to everyone I've hurt and disappointed.

When The Crumpstack Hits

WHEN THE CRUMPSTACK HITS

WHEN THE CRUMPSTACK HITS

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What Is Fascism?

"Crumps," he said, "tell us, what is fascism?" I started talking about what the "fascist avant-garde" means in my writing. I talked about how it promises some exhilarating mayhem that ostensibly transgresses the ideas of the ruling order but ultimately takes the side of hierarchy and authority, about how it therefore cannot ever be truly transformative and dialectical, about how it feigns self-awareness but such a self-awareness is necessarily impossible because it would mean social consciousness, about how it may seem to "have its finger on the pulse" of the current moment but only ever in an opportunistic way, about how it tries to make a "universal art that isn't single-mindedly focused on identity politics" but ends up being just a very generic and provincial representation of NYC bourgeois class consciousness, and about how it often just comes down to delusional mediocrities with their neurotic ttachments to saying slurs and whining about cancel culture.

"Crumps," he said, "tell us, what is fascism?" I started talking about what the "fascist avant-garde" means in my writing. I talked about how it promises some exhilarating mayhem that ostensibly transgresses the ideas of the ruling order but ultimately takes the side of hierarchy and authority, about how it therefore cannot ever be truly transformative and dialectical, about how it feigns self-awareness but such a self-awareness is necessarily impossible because it would mean social consciousness, about how it may seem to "have its finger on the pulse" of the current moment but only ever in an opportunistic way, about how it tries to make a "universal art that isn't single-mindedly focused on identity politics" but ends up being just a very generic and provincial representation of NYC bourgeois class consciousness, and about how it often just comes down to delusional mediocrities with their neurotic ttachments to saying slurs and whining about cancel culture.

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Caroline Calloway

carolinecalloway 26m Hi, guys. I've been totally off the grid and down a deep, dark hole, but one thing and one thing only has been keeping me hot on the cultural pulse of downtown New York. MCRUMPS.SUBSTACK.COM This random guy named Mike's newsletter. X

carolinecalloway 26m Hi, guys. I've been totally off the grid and down a deep, dark hole, but one thing and one thing only has been keeping me hot on the cultural pulse of downtown New York. MCRUMPS.SUBSTACK.COM This random guy named Mike's newsletter. X

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Essayistic Revulsion and Arousal

Joe Bernstein @Bernstein Crumps developing his signature blend of essayistic revulsion and arousal 10:02 AM. Aug 4, 2022 · Twitter Web App 1 Retweet 18 Likes

Joe Bernstein @Bernstein Crumps developing his signature blend of essayistic revulsion and arousal 10:02 AM. Aug 4, 2022 · Twitter Web App 1 Retweet 18 Likes

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Nathan Scene

momlife_comics_smoking_weed.jpeg @garethlwatkins Replying to @mcrumps The plan: for Peter Theil to invest his money in the lamest art scene possible, the most famous of whom is a bit character in Succession, who are only known about because people are laughing at how they are convinced that they're the cool kids. 6:48 AM. Aug 4, 2022 · Twitter Web App : 8 Retweets 367 Likes

momlife_comics_smoking_weed.jpeg @garethlwatkins Replying to @mcrumps The plan: for Peter Theil to invest his money in the lamest art scene possible, the most famous of whom is a bit character in Succession, who are only known about because people are laughing at how they are convinced that they're the cool kids. 6:48 AM. Aug 4, 2022 · Twitter Web App : 8 Retweets 367 Likes

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Crumps Unsmiling and Rigorous

Joe Bernstein @Bernstein - 13h Me: "and so in many ways Crumps-forever unsmiling and rigorous- is the critic this fundamentally amoral and posturing scene deserves." Wife: *googling 'how fast can I get divorced' 27 2 4 81

Joe Bernstein @Bernstein - 13h Me: "and so in many ways Crumps-forever unsmiling and rigorous- is the critic this fundamentally amoral and posturing scene deserves." Wife: *googling 'how fast can I get divorced' 27 2 4 81

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She Mike on my Crumps

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Puppet Meme

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Mike Crumplar Peter Thiel Dimes Square The Podcaster- Industrial Complex Online Rightoids

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