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pixelatedboat aka "mr tweets" @pixelatedboat I've watched Mank now and it's safe to say this movie is a lock for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor and Best Screenplay That rat Orson Welles ruined my movie! He changed the main character's name from "Smelly Joe Stinkenstein" to "Citizen Kane"! The whole point of the story was that he smelled bad. He smelled so bad that he died! 3:12 AM · Dec 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
pixelatedboat aka "mr tweets" @pixelatedboat I've watched Mank now and it's safe to say this movie is a lock for Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor and Best Screenplay That rat Orson Welles ruined my movie! He changed the main character's name from "Smelly Joe Stinkenstein" to "Citizen Kane"! The whole point of the story was that he smelled bad. He smelled so bad that he died! 3:12 AM · Dec 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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The Santa Clause

THE SANTA CLAUSE I KILLED HIM, BILLY DAD WHAT' WRONG WITHH GANTA? BUT THAT PIG SAT ON HIS THRONE AT THE NORTH POLE, JUDGING US MAKING US GR VEL FOR THE TRINKETS HE DOLED OUT. HE MADE US HIe SLAVES. I HAVE FREED MANKIND FROM HIS TYRANNY REMEMBER, BILLY I LOVED)/ NO YOU HIM DIDN'T. YOU FEARED HIM. MASTERS. TAKE MY GUN! YOU HAVE TO WAIT WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? N-NO! I'M DAD SANTA! ONEGIANTHAND.COM
THE SANTA CLAUSE I KILLED HIM, BILLY DAD WHAT' WRONG WITHH GANTA? BUT THAT PIG SAT ON HIS THRONE AT THE NORTH POLE, JUDGING US MAKING US GR VEL FOR THE TRINKETS HE DOLED OUT. HE MADE US HIe SLAVES. I HAVE FREED MANKIND FROM HIS TYRANNY REMEMBER, BILLY I LOVED)/ NO YOU HIM DIDN'T. YOU FEARED HIM. MASTERS. TAKE MY GUN! YOU HAVE TO WAIT WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? N-NO! I'M DAD SANTA! ONEGIANTHAND.COM

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Zuckerberg Makes a Man Eat a Newspaper (by @PixelatedBoat)

Mark Zuckerberg in ° Selma, Alabama. 1 hr Selma, AL, United States. Today Priscilla and I stopped by some local newspapers as we drove through Alabama. One editor I met with was an elderly man in a tattered suit. I said to him, "You look like you need some money, old timer. I'll pay you 10 thousand dollars to eat one of those newspapers." He had a good laugh at that. "Why are you laughing?" I continued. "Eat the paper. Eat it or I swear to god I'll buy your newspaper and turn it into an anime fanzine. If you don't start munching on that sport section right now, you'll be writing articles about Naruto till you're cold in the grave. I'm a billionaire, you think anyone will stop me?" It took him 42 minutes to eat that paper. For 42 minutes l had total power over that man. I'd never felt more alive. I bet that's what being president feels like.
Mark Zuckerberg in ° Selma, Alabama. 1 hr Selma, AL, United States. Today Priscilla and I stopped by some local newspapers as we drove through Alabama. One editor I met with was an elderly man in a tattered suit. I said to him, "You look like you need some money, old timer. I'll pay you 10 thousand dollars to eat one of those newspapers." He had a good laugh at that. "Why are you laughing?" I continued. "Eat the paper. Eat it or I swear to god I'll buy your newspaper and turn it into an anime fanzine. If you don't start munching on that sport section right now, you'll be writing articles about Naruto till you're cold in the grave. I'm a billionaire, you think anyone will stop me?" It took him 42 minutes to eat that paper. For 42 minutes l had total power over that man. I'd never felt more alive. I bet that's what being president feels like.

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The one where Ross fails the hole

FRIENP THEMONICA, YOU FAILEDHOLEENI HEY GUYS I BOUGHT SEIZE HIM! HOLE, FEED - FEED TO THE HOLE BUT THE DAMN THING ESCAPED ON THE SUBWAY. CRAZY, HUH? [Audience laughs] [Audience: "Oooooooh!"] NO, PLEASE, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! H! [Audience chants "In the Hole! In the Hole!"] Audience screams ecstatically ONEGIANTHAND.COM
FRIENP THEMONICA, YOU FAILEDHOLEENI HEY GUYS I BOUGHT SEIZE HIM! HOLE, FEED - FEED TO THE HOLE BUT THE DAMN THING ESCAPED ON THE SUBWAY. CRAZY, HUH? [Audience laughs] [Audience: "Oooooooh!"] NO, PLEASE, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS! H! [Audience chants "In the Hole! In the Hole!"] Audience screams ecstatically ONEGIANTHAND.COM

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Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver

MARTIN SCORSESE'S TAXI DRIVER ら ME DAY A REAL RAIN WILL WASH ALL THIS SCUM FF THE BAWDY MAILMEN MYSTERIOUらSEA CAPTAINS, DECEPTIVE PARK RANGERS レ THE E CRIMIST DRUGB09, GUFF MERCHANT EH, PARK RANGER AINT GO BAD. IT'e HARD WORK KNOWING DIFFERENT BUT I HOPE GUYS GET RAINED ON REAL BAD HOPE THEYYA TYPE OF TREE AND PREVENTING GET DAMP, DAMPANS AG A FISH! DOING MISCHIEF AND SUCH ●C ONEGIANTHAND COM
MARTIN SCORSESE'S TAXI DRIVER ら ME DAY A REAL RAIN WILL WASH ALL THIS SCUM FF THE BAWDY MAILMEN MYSTERIOUらSEA CAPTAINS, DECEPTIVE PARK RANGERS レ THE E CRIMIST DRUGB09, GUFF MERCHANT EH, PARK RANGER AINT GO BAD. IT'e HARD WORK KNOWING DIFFERENT BUT I HOPE GUYS GET RAINED ON REAL BAD HOPE THEYYA TYPE OF TREE AND PREVENTING GET DAMP, DAMPANS AG A FISH! DOING MISCHIEF AND SUCH ●C ONEGIANTHAND COM

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The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist

Pixelated Boat @pixelatedboat The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist
Pixelated Boat @pixelatedboat The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist

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