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Salty Alty
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Salty Facts
Salty Alty is a man born in Saltverse 294. He lives on the planet known as Goanimate Earth, in the city of Karoland.
Salty Origins
When Salty Alty was born, he had extreme anger issues. He would always start fights with kids on the playground, and was very quick to action. As he grew up, he harnessed his anger in a power known as Salt. This "salt" led him to grow to be Karoland's own hero, as well as their mayor, and eventually the president of the USA.
Opponents
Due to Salty Alty being a hero to many, he has many adversaries.
Peppery Eppery
Salty Alty's biggest rival. He is a coldhearted old man, living in his own private moonbase. If he were to come to earth, it is said that he would get bullied due to looking like a retard.
Faulty Alty
A clone created by Peppery Eppery to destroy Salty Alty. Faulty Alty is essentially a retarded version of Salty Alty, created from Salty Alty's boogers and stool. He drips pieces of himself where ever he goes the absolute madman.
Salty Trivia
-There are many alternate realities with their own versions of Salty Alty.
-Salty Alty's real name is Andrew
-Salty Alty is my dad.
-Salty Alty is your dad.
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