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■ Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)21:26:11 UTC-5 No.520503316 Replies: >2520503796 >>520504032 Be at swings with 3rd grade gi >Talk about funny stuff >Have an idea: "Want to kiss?" >Girls hesitates, but after some flirting agrees After kiss, trembling with excitement, notice a teacher running towards you, yelling >Get startled, run to car and drive away
■ Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)21:26:11 UTC-5 No.520503316 Replies: >2520503796 >>520504032 Be at swings with 3rd grade gi >Talk about funny stuff >Have an idea: "Want to kiss?" >Girls hesitates, but after some flirting agrees After kiss, trembling with excitement, notice a teacher running towards you, yelling >Get startled, run to car and drive away

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File: 1386662233025 ig(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)18:57:13 UTC+11 No.520558752 [Reply So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured rd share. >Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night Was reading up on crows because f--- it, interested. Apparently they're smart as s---. > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated >A wild idea appears > I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can. >Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows >They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my s--- >Tree crows throw nuts and try to s--- on me all the time (i dodge bird s--- like I dodge wrenches now) >Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcds >I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe. >Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations. > World War Crow commences. >I am fueling it with french fries.
File: 1386662233025 ig(11 KB, 247x204, crow.jpg) Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)18:57:13 UTC+11 No.520558752 [Reply So /b/ I've been having fun over the past few weeks and figured rd share. >Where I work there are thousands of crows that show up every single night > They hang around for like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night Was reading up on crows because f--- it, interested. Apparently they're smart as s---. > They recognize faces, and can form preferences in people depending on how they're treated >A wild idea appears > I start trying to piss off this group of crows that hang out in the trees near work > I throw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can. >Meanwhile, the grass crows across the street, just chill by the mcdicks Every time I go to mcd's, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crows >They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my s--- >Tree crows throw nuts and try to s--- on me all the time (i dodge bird s--- like I dodge wrenches now) >Grass crows still super bros, and now try to follow me when I walk into mcds >I keep this up for a few more weeks, and I'm noticing a bigger divide in the crows > Grass crows now follow me across the road to make sure I get back to work safe. >Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait for me to walk out Ive created a great war between two formerly friendly nations. > World War Crow commences. >I am fueling it with french fries.

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File: 1377219945193 gf-(1006 KB, 500x333, sad charlie gif gif) Anonymous (ID: hPHS )08 2013(Thu)21 0545 No 501550517 Replies: >>501551059프501551818 Feels thread? >have a friend named Paul paul is awsome polite,chivilraus will give you 50 bucks and not care if you pay him back general good guy greg type training to be a paramedic, which is a big hit with the ladies we all have been planning this camping trip for about a month get everything set, times locations,carpooling, everything >Paul says he cant go, it falls on his little bro's birthday >dont even know he had lttle brother tell him we can all go and visit, or he can even go if he wants paul says thanks but its just going to be a little get together nothing special, itll be boring and to just go without him. he'll go to the next one we get this idea to follow him surprise them with a party (some of the girls in the group are the "every sitution needs party planner" type) not one of our smarter ideas pack up a car full of party supplies, everything except beer >paul doesnt drink get up early, follow paul to his town joking about we're undercover when suddenly.oh no no no no no no no >paul drives into a cemetary please be a shortcut please be a shortcut nope we watch him get out with a liter of soda,and a package of cupcakes goes over to a headstone, puts a cupcake on top wth a it cande in it and a cup of soda pulls out a chair,does the same for himself and starts talking to the it an hour or so later, the candle is almost burnt out and the food is gone he starts packing up, before he leaves he puts a little present on top next to the cupcake as soon as he places it, he kneels down and starts to cry for about 15 minutes paul is not the type to cry about anything gets the last of his things, packs up and heads back dead silence for the ride back >see him 2 days later, ask him about the party >"oh it was fun. I got him a new stack of baseball cards. can you believe kids still like those? I guess he'll always be 12 drunk driver killed his brother when he was 15 Anonymous (ID: EXaoVcZK) 08/22/13(Thu)21:07:54 No.501550891 If that really happened to you, that's an incredible experience.
File: 1377219945193 gf-(1006 KB, 500x333, sad charlie gif gif) Anonymous (ID: hPHS )08 2013(Thu)21 0545 No 501550517 Replies: >>501551059프501551818 Feels thread? >have a friend named Paul paul is awsome polite,chivilraus will give you 50 bucks and not care if you pay him back general good guy greg type training to be a paramedic, which is a big hit with the ladies we all have been planning this camping trip for about a month get everything set, times locations,carpooling, everything >Paul says he cant go, it falls on his little bro's birthday >dont even know he had lttle brother tell him we can all go and visit, or he can even go if he wants paul says thanks but its just going to be a little get together nothing special, itll be boring and to just go without him. he'll go to the next one we get this idea to follow him surprise them with a party (some of the girls in the group are the "every sitution needs party planner" type) not one of our smarter ideas pack up a car full of party supplies, everything except beer >paul doesnt drink get up early, follow paul to his town joking about we're undercover when suddenly.oh no no no no no no no >paul drives into a cemetary please be a shortcut please be a shortcut nope we watch him get out with a liter of soda,and a package of cupcakes goes over to a headstone, puts a cupcake on top wth a it cande in it and a cup of soda pulls out a chair,does the same for himself and starts talking to the it an hour or so later, the candle is almost burnt out and the food is gone he starts packing up, before he leaves he puts a little present on top next to the cupcake as soon as he places it, he kneels down and starts to cry for about 15 minutes paul is not the type to cry about anything gets the last of his things, packs up and heads back dead silence for the ride back >see him 2 days later, ask him about the party >"oh it was fun. I got him a new stack of baseball cards. can you believe kids still like those? I guess he'll always be 12 drunk driver killed his brother when he was 15 Anonymous (ID: EXaoVcZK) 08/22/13(Thu)21:07:54 No.501550891 If that really happened to you, that's an incredible experience.

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NOW WHY ARE YOu sUGGESTING WE'RE FRIENDS? WE BASICALLY LIKE THE SAME S--- THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I LIKE MORE PICTURES OR WHEN IT AIRS ON CARTOON NETWORK Co LI
NOW WHY ARE YOu sUGGESTING WE'RE FRIENDS? WE BASICALLY LIKE THE SAME S--- THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I LIKE MORE PICTURES OR WHEN IT AIRS ON CARTOON NETWORK Co LI

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□ Anonymous 07/02/11 (Sat)19:19 No.5 14228608 File1309648796 ipg-(39 KB, 360x344, DrDinosaur2.jpg) 51422697 You see, when a man and a woman or a woman and a woman or a woman and a tentacle monster love each other very much or one of them is just really horny, they take one of their assorted appendages and ram it into whatever holes they can find. They do this repeatedly, until such time as it feels good Then they lay an egg.
□ Anonymous 07/02/11 (Sat)19:19 No.5 14228608 File1309648796 ipg-(39 KB, 360x344, DrDinosaur2.jpg) 51422697 You see, when a man and a woman or a woman and a woman or a woman and a tentacle monster love each other very much or one of them is just really horny, they take one of their assorted appendages and ram it into whatever holes they can find. They do this repeatedly, until such time as it feels good Then they lay an egg.

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sounds Google iqdb SauceNAO 1375158315644.png, 432 kB, 452x530 Anonymous Sun Sep 01 2013 01:29:52 No.11368995 Report Quoted By: >>11369001 >>11368979 moot are you gonna buy an Oculus Rift? You can have VR sex with Asuka moot ## Admin Sun Sep 01 2013 01:30:14 No.11369001 Report Quoted By >>11369007 >>11369009 >11369014 >11369015 >11369033>11369075 >>11368995 >You can have VR sex with Asuka but i arleady have real sex with her
sounds Google iqdb SauceNAO 1375158315644.png, 432 kB, 452x530 Anonymous Sun Sep 01 2013 01:29:52 No.11368995 Report Quoted By: >>11369001 >>11368979 moot are you gonna buy an Oculus Rift? You can have VR sex with Asuka moot ## Admin Sun Sep 01 2013 01:30:14 No.11369001 Report Quoted By >>11369007 >>11369009 >11369014 >11369015 >11369033>11369075 >>11368995 >You can have VR sex with Asuka but i arleady have real sex with her

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□ Anonymous 11/21/13(Thu 03:08 UTC-8 No.28413558 Replies: >>28413586 >>2841 3613 >>28413949 >>28419461 >>2842021 32-28423041 >> 284265896 28426848 28427023 28427966 □ Anonymous 11/21/13(Thu)22.30 UTC-8 No 28427695。 28413558 Wait a second, I actually remember a tripfag name Dax! 28413405 W...don't talk about that very often. I'm not really comfortable telling the story, but it seems the page about it was taken off 1d4chan, so rll give you the short version There was this tripfag, right? Posted under the name Dax. Dude was a GM who got saddled with a group of That Guys who so awful they could have been the setup to an aristocrats joke. A furry who couldn't keep his vore fetish out of the game,a weeaboo who tried to play a dog demon alchemist named Inuyasha Elric, a powergamer who tried to crib options from every version of D&D simultaneously, and a neckbeard who had worse hygiene than Nergal. God knows why he stuck with this group, but he came on itg/ one night and made a That Guy thread just to vent. Maybe just get a little moral support Well, you know how contrarian /tg/ can be, and this was at the height of the That Guy is the one blocking the group's fun, whatever it is, completely independent of what behavior that fun is" sentiment. He was told by dozens of people that he was the problem, that he was That GM, a s--- GM, a railroading c---, you name it. And he snapped. A few days later one of his players made a thread talking about a ridiculously lethal game that he'd just played in; the GM railroaded them hard, and wound up doing a TPK. "The trap sprays acid on you and you dissolve, no save." "Your hands get cut of and you bleed to death, no save." S--- like that. From the description of the PCs, we found out Dax had run the game. Well, a few weeks later, we saw the first news stories. Four people were killed in the same ways the PCs of that game were. Covered in acid, hands amputated, spikes driven through the eyes, and literally crushed by falling rocks. Dax, if he was the culprit, was never caught. Some say he's still DMing at cons and LGSs. And if you play with him, and are That Guy, he'll kill your character. And later, he'll find you, and kill you the same way. But that's just rumor.
□ Anonymous 11/21/13(Thu 03:08 UTC-8 No.28413558 Replies: >>28413586 >>2841 3613 >>28413949 >>28419461 >>2842021 32-28423041 >> 284265896 28426848 28427023 28427966 □ Anonymous 11/21/13(Thu)22.30 UTC-8 No 28427695。 28413558 Wait a second, I actually remember a tripfag name Dax! 28413405 W...don't talk about that very often. I'm not really comfortable telling the story, but it seems the page about it was taken off 1d4chan, so rll give you the short version There was this tripfag, right? Posted under the name Dax. Dude was a GM who got saddled with a group of That Guys who so awful they could have been the setup to an aristocrats joke. A furry who couldn't keep his vore fetish out of the game,a weeaboo who tried to play a dog demon alchemist named Inuyasha Elric, a powergamer who tried to crib options from every version of D&D simultaneously, and a neckbeard who had worse hygiene than Nergal. God knows why he stuck with this group, but he came on itg/ one night and made a That Guy thread just to vent. Maybe just get a little moral support Well, you know how contrarian /tg/ can be, and this was at the height of the That Guy is the one blocking the group's fun, whatever it is, completely independent of what behavior that fun is" sentiment. He was told by dozens of people that he was the problem, that he was That GM, a s--- GM, a railroading c---, you name it. And he snapped. A few days later one of his players made a thread talking about a ridiculously lethal game that he'd just played in; the GM railroaded them hard, and wound up doing a TPK. "The trap sprays acid on you and you dissolve, no save." "Your hands get cut of and you bleed to death, no save." S--- like that. From the description of the PCs, we found out Dax had run the game. Well, a few weeks later, we saw the first news stories. Four people were killed in the same ways the PCs of that game were. Covered in acid, hands amputated, spikes driven through the eyes, and literally crushed by falling rocks. Dax, if he was the culprit, was never caught. Some say he's still DMing at cons and LGSs. And if you play with him, and are That Guy, he'll kill your character. And later, he'll find you, and kill you the same way. But that's just rumor.

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File: 1386648352337 ipg-(264 KB, 850x1233, b608103f9b450157de21113c8 jpg) 器 Anonymous 12/09/13 Mon 23.05 No 981 18436 Replies-981 18510-96 11880 >>98119554-98120033-98121057-98121917 HOLY F--- TSUKIKO WAS JUST ON THE DAILY SHOW Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:06 No.98118476 Replies: 98118604 98118610 98118670 What happened? Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:07 No.98 1185 10 Replies:296118604 wat Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:08 No.98118548 Replies: 2298118804 Explain further Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:08 No. 98118566 Repies: 2298119504 File: 1386648497714.jpg-(788 KB, 1414x1312, ibbATYo14XYFF4.jpg) Explain Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:08 No. 98118575 e? Explanation? So Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:13 No.98118841 Repies: 298118922 2299118930 981189369811894829811895898110973 2298118977 2298119032 2298119059 2298119078 229811908898119519 >"So we need those hentai things to show during the tentacle p--- joke >Googles "Hentai >ls led to a henneko image Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:25 No 98119483 Repies: 22981 19517 2981 19529 98119531 2-98119534 2288119553 2-981 19SSS--96119563 >>981 19590-94 97 961 1 9600 961 19554 -9011955's-98118580 2-98119561 2-98119588 981 19602 >>981 19806 >>981 19840 >>981 19645 >2981 19663 >>981 1 9785 "981 1 9820 981 1 9837ー981 1 9878 981 1 g905 98 1 1 9907 98 1 1 9912 98 1 1 991->>98 1 1 9922 >>98121 16ー>>98 1 2 1 30 3 -98 12 1 32->>96 12 1 499-296 12 1 531 》:98 12 1853 98 12 1938 >>98122098 >>98122309 2288122378 88122624 8122677429612278$-981228432-9812311S 2298123137 File: 1386649547811jpg-(1.32 MB, 3264x2448, IMG 20131209 230550_571.jpg) NROL-39 Phone picture because f--- getting off the couch Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:26 No. 98119517 They tried □ Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23 26 № 98 1195 19 Replies: 98 File: 1386649579464 gif-(204 KB, 404x416, 1383650084897 gif) sounds This is too hilarious, h-------- Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23.26 No.98119529 Oh wow hahaha Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:26 No.98119531 Thank you for getting this out there Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:26 No 98119534 File: 1386649593751jog-(63 KB, 1280x720, 2dlaughinggirlsdotjpg jpg) sounds 10/10 Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:27 No.98119564 Doujins when? Give me an exhentai link □ Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:27 No 981 19567 File: 1386649622327 ipg-(127 KB, 1920x1080, [HorribleSubs] Hentai Ouj...). jpg) sounds This is not an okay thing to do to Tsukiko >298 23168 98123172 2596123181 98123184 > 98123 198 > 98123221 >298 1 23225-9812322-a-98123240 296123248 296123253 96123265 > 98123276 98 123283 > 98 123269 3398 12 3746 "98 123846 98124-981 24594 98124639 >>98124882 File: 1386653493023 ipg-(325 KB, 1540x1000, jon.jpg) sounds D Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)00. 16 No.98 122265 Reples:2-98122303-9812233z2-981223432-9812240S29612240 29612 File: 1386652566228.ipg-(50 KB, 309x346, zygnat6y.jpg) sounds ROL-39 Whelp I tried ROL-39
File: 1386648352337 ipg-(264 KB, 850x1233, b608103f9b450157de21113c8 jpg) 器 Anonymous 12/09/13 Mon 23.05 No 981 18436 Replies-981 18510-96 11880 >>98119554-98120033-98121057-98121917 HOLY F--- TSUKIKO WAS JUST ON THE DAILY SHOW Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:06 No.98118476 Replies: 98118604 98118610 98118670 What happened? Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:07 No.98 1185 10 Replies:296118604 wat Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:08 No.98118548 Replies: 2298118804 Explain further Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:08 No. 98118566 Repies: 2298119504 File: 1386648497714.jpg-(788 KB, 1414x1312, ibbATYo14XYFF4.jpg) Explain Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:08 No. 98118575 e? Explanation? So Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:13 No.98118841 Repies: 298118922 2299118930 981189369811894829811895898110973 2298118977 2298119032 2298119059 2298119078 229811908898119519 >"So we need those hentai things to show during the tentacle p--- joke >Googles "Hentai >ls led to a henneko image Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:25 No 98119483 Repies: 22981 19517 2981 19529 98119531 2-98119534 2288119553 2-981 19SSS--96119563 >>981 19590-94 97 961 1 9600 961 19554 -9011955's-98118580 2-98119561 2-98119588 981 19602 >>981 19806 >>981 19840 >>981 19645 >2981 19663 >>981 1 9785 "981 1 9820 981 1 9837ー981 1 9878 981 1 g905 98 1 1 9907 98 1 1 9912 98 1 1 991->>98 1 1 9922 >>98121 16ー>>98 1 2 1 30 3 -98 12 1 32->>96 12 1 499-296 12 1 531 》:98 12 1853 98 12 1938 >>98122098 >>98122309 2288122378 88122624 8122677429612278$-981228432-9812311S 2298123137 File: 1386649547811jpg-(1.32 MB, 3264x2448, IMG 20131209 230550_571.jpg) NROL-39 Phone picture because f--- getting off the couch Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:26 No. 98119517 They tried □ Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23 26 № 98 1195 19 Replies: 98 File: 1386649579464 gif-(204 KB, 404x416, 1383650084897 gif) sounds This is too hilarious, h-------- Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23.26 No.98119529 Oh wow hahaha Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:26 No.98119531 Thank you for getting this out there Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:26 No 98119534 File: 1386649593751jog-(63 KB, 1280x720, 2dlaughinggirlsdotjpg jpg) sounds 10/10 Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:27 No.98119564 Doujins when? Give me an exhentai link □ Anonymous 12/09/13(Mon)23:27 No 981 19567 File: 1386649622327 ipg-(127 KB, 1920x1080, [HorribleSubs] Hentai Ouj...). jpg) sounds This is not an okay thing to do to Tsukiko >298 23168 98123172 2596123181 98123184 > 98123 198 > 98123221 >298 1 23225-9812322-a-98123240 296123248 296123253 96123265 > 98123276 98 123283 > 98 123269 3398 12 3746 "98 123846 98124-981 24594 98124639 >>98124882 File: 1386653493023 ipg-(325 KB, 1540x1000, jon.jpg) sounds D Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)00. 16 No.98 122265 Reples:2-98122303-9812233z2-981223432-9812240S29612240 29612 File: 1386652566228.ipg-(50 KB, 309x346, zygnat6y.jpg) sounds ROL-39 Whelp I tried ROL-39

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□ Anonymous 10/25/11 (Tue)16:35:18 No.360331183 I am undecided about abortion. On the one hand I support it because it is killingchildren. On the other, it gives women a choice.
□ Anonymous 10/25/11 (Tue)16:35:18 No.360331183 I am undecided about abortion. On the one hand I support it because it is killingchildren. On the other, it gives women a choice.

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Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)20:11 UTC-3 No.222103021 Replies: 2>222103701 2222104192 222119369 22124642 222125085 23222125247 222130246222136484 222138814222143296 Okay v/, I need to share this. This is too f------ weird not to. I know it's not vidya but this is the only board I go to >be me be working at a casino s----- job, noisy, crowded, place smells like s--- >don't even work cards just work cashier normal day then this f------ guy and his girl walks in did I say walk? I meant skip seriously this f------ guy must be crazy autistic or something he keeps hopping >he's wearing a tattered suit, looks stained with piss, mud, and honestly could be blood weirdest thing is his clothes are s----- but his watch looks like it cost a few thousand at least, it's a vintage from 77 I think his girl is cute as f---, redhead with a bit of a country thing going on no idea why they're together floor manager taps me on the shoulder and tells me this guy is a friend of the house says I need to give him whatever I want >he looks at me with this dead expression >I cannot exaggerate this guys f------ face, there was no emotion, just frozenness his eyes are glazed over >he stinks worse than this place does drug addict for sure stammer out "Can I help you?" he asks me a bunch of b------- questions about my life who I am etc, why I work here after humoring him for a while he leaves >Goes up to my boss >Starts talking with him, can't hear about what They go upstairs thank f--- that's over >about 20 minutes later that f------ guy walks back in to the lobby he's wearing my bosses coat, covered in blood >h-------- did I just become an accessory to murder? >he comes up spaghetti and s--- now coming out of my pants he wants to turn in 250 chips I didn't even give him any so I'm shaking like crazy pay him out like he asked he hops out of the Casino turn on the radio >Mr New Vegas reports that Benny's been killed How the f--- did that happen /v/? How the f--- does he get his information so goddamn fast?
Anonymous 12/10/13(Tue)20:11 UTC-3 No.222103021 Replies: 2>222103701 2222104192 222119369 22124642 222125085 23222125247 222130246222136484 222138814222143296 Okay v/, I need to share this. This is too f------ weird not to. I know it's not vidya but this is the only board I go to >be me be working at a casino s----- job, noisy, crowded, place smells like s--- >don't even work cards just work cashier normal day then this f------ guy and his girl walks in did I say walk? I meant skip seriously this f------ guy must be crazy autistic or something he keeps hopping >he's wearing a tattered suit, looks stained with piss, mud, and honestly could be blood weirdest thing is his clothes are s----- but his watch looks like it cost a few thousand at least, it's a vintage from 77 I think his girl is cute as f---, redhead with a bit of a country thing going on no idea why they're together floor manager taps me on the shoulder and tells me this guy is a friend of the house says I need to give him whatever I want >he looks at me with this dead expression >I cannot exaggerate this guys f------ face, there was no emotion, just frozenness his eyes are glazed over >he stinks worse than this place does drug addict for sure stammer out "Can I help you?" he asks me a bunch of b------- questions about my life who I am etc, why I work here after humoring him for a while he leaves >Goes up to my boss >Starts talking with him, can't hear about what They go upstairs thank f--- that's over >about 20 minutes later that f------ guy walks back in to the lobby he's wearing my bosses coat, covered in blood >h-------- did I just become an accessory to murder? >he comes up spaghetti and s--- now coming out of my pants he wants to turn in 250 chips I didn't even give him any so I'm shaking like crazy pay him out like he asked he hops out of the Casino turn on the radio >Mr New Vegas reports that Benny's been killed How the f--- did that happen /v/? How the f--- does he get his information so goddamn fast?

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I HIRED PEOPLE BUT THEY DISAGREE WHO HAVE DIFFERENTWITH EVERYTHING AM I PERSPECTIVES SO I SAY, SO I HAVE TORIGHT? COULD ENJOY THE BENEFITS OF THOUGHT ASSUME THEYRE ALL IDIOTS DIVERSITY TOTALLY

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You come ACROSS AN eNCHANTeD PISS FoReST! GOLDeN, PISSY TRees AS FAR AS THe eye CAN Pee! I, THe WHI2ZARDDARe You eNTeR HAve MADe THe Piss MY MAGICAL ReAun? FoResT You see BeFoRe You! ALL RIGHT I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU STOP INJeCTING YOUR HORRIBLe ALL FeTISHes INTO OUR GAme, You come ACROSs A BRIDGe TROLL INSTeAD To CRoss THe BRIDGe You mUST Pee INTO THe BRIDGe TROLL HAS GRACIOUSLY HIS MOUTH UNTIL He LeT You PASs, UNPISSeD

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E File: 1370961834717ipg-(62 KB, 768x1024, robes.jpg) □ Anonymous 06/11/13(Tue)1043 №25375918 [Reply] Today I went to Tesco for some energy drinks after a D&D session, and everyone laughed at my How do you deal with this s---, itgn 9 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click here to view. >> □ Anonymous 06/11/13(Tue)11:53 No.25376553 OP just made me realize I f------ need a GM robe.
E File: 1370961834717ipg-(62 KB, 768x1024, robes.jpg) □ Anonymous 06/11/13(Tue)1043 №25375918 [Reply] Today I went to Tesco for some energy drinks after a D&D session, and everyone laughed at my How do you deal with this s---, itgn 9 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click here to view. >> □ Anonymous 06/11/13(Tue)11:53 No.25376553 OP just made me realize I f------ need a GM robe.

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File :1241071039 ipg-(38 KB, 300x367, SANDBOT (rip).jpg) □ Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)01:57 No.4439213 SCENARIO: ON YOUR WAY TO YOUR FLGS YOU FIND A FORGE WORLD TITAN STILL IN ITS BOX LAYING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. LATER THAT DAY A GAMER CHICK COMES INTO THE STORE CRYING HOW SHE LOST HER TITAN AND WOULD BE WILLING TO BE A SEX SLAVE FOR AN ENTIRE DAY IF IT MEANT SHE COULD GET IT BACK SOMEHOW WHAT DO YOU DO? □ Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)01:59 No.4439224 2>4439213 Give it back. Tell her that she doesn't even need to do the sex slave stuff, returning it to her is gift enough. □ Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:00 No.4439232 give it back to her no strings attached. I am really a white knight in real life The Laziest Troll 04/30/09(Thu)02:01 No.4439240 Give it back to her, nothing needed in return except a 2000 point game It would suck to lose a model □ Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:03 No.4439255 Probably give it back And ask her how she lost it □ Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:05 No.4439259 I'd give it back no strings attached, because if she's insane enough to offer that, I don't want to be anywhere near her with my clothing of □ Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:05 No.4439260 be all smooth like and be like no need to w---- your self but hows about a date hot stuff whale giving back the titan □ Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:05 No.4439264 Give it back and then play a couple games with her because obviously any gamer chick who cares enough about the game to get a Titan is probably pretty cool □ MechaMilk IT We2gZSul 04/30/09(Thu)02:09 No.4439287 Honestly, l'd give it back. It's Forge World, and I know how l'd feel if I lost something like that And on a completely unrelated note, since when did we have mods? Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:11 No.4439296 Give it back and then compare armies. Also drool at titan. I know how I'd feel if I lost a titan Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:13 No.4439302 You're all wimpy moralfags That being said, I would do the same NOBLE INTERNET WHITE KNIGHTS YOU HAVE PASSED THIS TEST AND PROVEN YOUR WORTH. THERE WAS NO TITAN OR GIRL. IT WAS ALL AN ILLUSION TO TEST YOUR VIRTUE TAKE YOUR SEATS BESIDE ME AT THE ROUND TABLE AND, IN THE NAME OF GOD ALMIGHTY, HELP BANISH THE LONG NIGHT AND RESTORE CHIVALRY ACROSS THE LAND
File :1241071039 ipg-(38 KB, 300x367, SANDBOT (rip).jpg) □ Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)01:57 No.4439213 SCENARIO: ON YOUR WAY TO YOUR FLGS YOU FIND A FORGE WORLD TITAN STILL IN ITS BOX LAYING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. LATER THAT DAY A GAMER CHICK COMES INTO THE STORE CRYING HOW SHE LOST HER TITAN AND WOULD BE WILLING TO BE A SEX SLAVE FOR AN ENTIRE DAY IF IT MEANT SHE COULD GET IT BACK SOMEHOW WHAT DO YOU DO? □ Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)01:59 No.4439224 2>4439213 Give it back. Tell her that she doesn't even need to do the sex slave stuff, returning it to her is gift enough. □ Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:00 No.4439232 give it back to her no strings attached. I am really a white knight in real life The Laziest Troll 04/30/09(Thu)02:01 No.4439240 Give it back to her, nothing needed in return except a 2000 point game It would suck to lose a model □ Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:03 No.4439255 Probably give it back And ask her how she lost it □ Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:05 No.4439259 I'd give it back no strings attached, because if she's insane enough to offer that, I don't want to be anywhere near her with my clothing of □ Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:05 No.4439260 be all smooth like and be like no need to w---- your self but hows about a date hot stuff whale giving back the titan □ Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:05 No.4439264 Give it back and then play a couple games with her because obviously any gamer chick who cares enough about the game to get a Titan is probably pretty cool □ MechaMilk IT We2gZSul 04/30/09(Thu)02:09 No.4439287 Honestly, l'd give it back. It's Forge World, and I know how l'd feel if I lost something like that And on a completely unrelated note, since when did we have mods? Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:11 No.4439296 Give it back and then compare armies. Also drool at titan. I know how I'd feel if I lost a titan Anonymous 04/30/09(Thu)02:13 No.4439302 You're all wimpy moralfags That being said, I would do the same NOBLE INTERNET WHITE KNIGHTS YOU HAVE PASSED THIS TEST AND PROVEN YOUR WORTH. THERE WAS NO TITAN OR GIRL. IT WAS ALL AN ILLUSION TO TEST YOUR VIRTUE TAKE YOUR SEATS BESIDE ME AT THE ROUND TABLE AND, IN THE NAME OF GOD ALMIGHTY, HELP BANISH THE LONG NIGHT AND RESTORE CHIVALRY ACROSS THE LAND

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Fıle: 1352712434232 jpg-(52 KB, 589x601, phylactery_lich_art.jpg) Anonymous 11/12/12(Mon)04:27 No.21545332 Replies: 232154534422215453462221545531 2321545555 2321545996 >The phylactery can be an object of any kind What if it's a second lich? □ Hexer !NHpYSS45yU 11/12/12(Mon)04:32 No.21 545368 Replies: >>21545391 2221545402 >>21545641 That sounds like something a necromancer couple would do to each other Pretty romantic, if you ask me Until death doth part us... and beyond □ Anonymous 1 1/12/12(Mon)04:37 No.21 545402 Replies:-21545417-21545428 >>21545472 >>2154 Alternatively, imagine if it weren't romantic, but everyone thought it was. Just 2 bros who wanted to become invincible immortal liches and figured they'd found a loophole But everyone thinks they're a couple □ Anonymous 11/12/12(Mon)04:39 No.21 545417 Replies:-215454722-21545477 21545402 Two straight liches who everyone calls gay? So they try and they try to be straight-as-f---, but it only makes them seem defensive about their gayness? Best. Motivation. Ever □ Anonymous 11/12/12(Mon)04:48 No.21 545477 Replies: 2221545573 21545417 >Minions! bring me their women! bring me their ale! Then we shall lay waste to their village! >Lennard! just wanted to let you know your father and respect your life choices Mom! not while I'm talking to the minions □ Anonymous 11/12/12(Mon)05:03 No.21 545573 Replies: 2221545641 21545477 >Women get brought to Lich >So, did you want to start a knitting circle or something? >Snickering >"SILENCE females! I have brought you here to fulfill my sexual desires. Your consent is not necessary, as I will- >Yes? ", um >You're going to do what to us? >"Well, you see, my, uh, it's hard to keep flesh on these bones over the centuries you see, so, it's not so much a matter of, uh, you know I want to do things to you, but, l-'. >Can't get it up? Figured as much, we've all heard the rumors about you and your "partner >"NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ITS NOT LIKE THAT
Fıle: 1352712434232 jpg-(52 KB, 589x601, phylactery_lich_art.jpg) Anonymous 11/12/12(Mon)04:27 No.21545332 Replies: 232154534422215453462221545531 2321545555 2321545996 >The phylactery can be an object of any kind What if it's a second lich? □ Hexer !NHpYSS45yU 11/12/12(Mon)04:32 No.21 545368 Replies: >>21545391 2221545402 >>21545641 That sounds like something a necromancer couple would do to each other Pretty romantic, if you ask me Until death doth part us... and beyond □ Anonymous 1 1/12/12(Mon)04:37 No.21 545402 Replies:-21545417-21545428 >>21545472 >>2154 Alternatively, imagine if it weren't romantic, but everyone thought it was. Just 2 bros who wanted to become invincible immortal liches and figured they'd found a loophole But everyone thinks they're a couple □ Anonymous 11/12/12(Mon)04:39 No.21 545417 Replies:-215454722-21545477 21545402 Two straight liches who everyone calls gay? So they try and they try to be straight-as-f---, but it only makes them seem defensive about their gayness? Best. Motivation. Ever □ Anonymous 11/12/12(Mon)04:48 No.21 545477 Replies: 2221545573 21545417 >Minions! bring me their women! bring me their ale! Then we shall lay waste to their village! >Lennard! just wanted to let you know your father and respect your life choices Mom! not while I'm talking to the minions □ Anonymous 11/12/12(Mon)05:03 No.21 545573 Replies: 2221545641 21545477 >Women get brought to Lich >So, did you want to start a knitting circle or something? >Snickering >"SILENCE females! I have brought you here to fulfill my sexual desires. Your consent is not necessary, as I will- >Yes? ", um >You're going to do what to us? >"Well, you see, my, uh, it's hard to keep flesh on these bones over the centuries you see, so, it's not so much a matter of, uh, you know I want to do things to you, but, l-'. >Can't get it up? Figured as much, we've all heard the rumors about you and your "partner >"NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ITS NOT LIKE THAT

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MEANWHILEINENGLAND DELEPTIVELY THIN-LookING YET SURPRISINGLYSPACIOUs GYMNASJUM & GENTLEMENS HOISTING CENTRE ANKE Twi22LED-BAR SHOULDER- BANGERS IN THE BENT -KNEE-RUMP-WRECKERS URSELF RACk?! GIGGLE BULLY HoIST, BARTHOLOMEW RIGHT 57.83 POONS! I DO IT FOR ER BARNEY.. WE ALL Do, MATE GODLIFT WE ALL DO
MEANWHILEINENGLAND DELEPTIVELY THIN-LookING YET SURPRISINGLYSPACIOUs GYMNASJUM & GENTLEMENS HOISTING CENTRE ANKE Twi22LED-BAR SHOULDER- BANGERS IN THE BENT -KNEE-RUMP-WRECKERS URSELF RACk?! GIGGLE BULLY HoIST, BARTHOLOMEW RIGHT 57.83 POONS! I DO IT FOR ER BARNEY.. WE ALL Do, MATE GODLIFT WE ALL DO

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File 1243481390 ipg-(34 KB, 362x293, superman.jpg) ao Anonymous 05/27/09(Wed)23:29 No.9672702 aped? If a super strong mutant tried to r--- Klark would he stop the r----- with his super powers, revealing his secret identity, or would he let himself be brutally Killing the attacker isnt really an option because Superman doesn't kil □ Anonymous 05/27/09(Wed)23:32 No.96727300 Also his r--- is taking place in the middle of a crowd so everybody would know he has superpowers if he resisted №! My Disguise! □ Anonymous 05/27/09(Wed)23:36 No.9672791。困 supes or not Clark's actually a pretty big guy I dont really see anyone going that outta the way to mess with him honestly □ Anonymous 05/27/09(Wed)23:37 No.96727990困 The premise is bad A r----- would NEVER choose a victim that large. Ever L Anonymous 05/27/09(Wed)23:38 No. 9672811 >3 TO PROVE I AM SUPERIOR TO YOUR PATHETIC HUMAN RACE IAM NOW GOING TO ASS-R--- THE LARGEST OF YOUR MALES... YOU, WITH THE GLASSES!" □ Anonymous 05/27/09(Wed)23:40 No.9672847 OP File :1243482033 ipg-(20 KB, 576x432, NO U SUPERMAN.jpg) 9672841 D Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)00:03 No.9673235画 He would simply clinch his buttcheeks so tight that the attacker would have no chance at penetration Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)00:05 No.9673259 S> Then the answer is to penetrate with kryptonite D Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)00:08 No.9673303 It's Clark though, not Superman. They wouldnt know the necessity of kryptonite, unless they just have a kryptonite fetish, which would be both unfortunate and highly improbable Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)00:14 No.9673360■圏 File :1243484042 png-(28 KB, 893x647, kryptofuck.png) I AM KRYPTOFUCK THE MAN WITH THE KRYPTONITE D--- D Anonymous 05/28/09(Thu)00:17 No.9673414 Ps LUTHOR, YOU'RE A MADMAN

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2 Anonymous 10/29/13(Tue)02:09 UTC+1 No.55495932 Replies: 2255495965 2255495968255496012 2255496021 255495887 What? I cant be on here if I'm 78 or something? Eat my s---, you little f-----.
2 Anonymous 10/29/13(Tue)02:09 UTC+1 No.55495932 Replies: 2255495965 2255495968255496012 2255496021 255495887 What? I cant be on here if I'm 78 or something? Eat my s---, you little f-----.

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