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#300988 (1104/|136) :Good ↓Bad π01 d <massacre> Rosti, can I ask you something as a close friend? <Rosti_LFC> you could ask me something as a complete stranger, but go ahead <massacre> Do you reckon Emma would go out with me if I asked her? <Rosti_LFC errr.... <Rosti_LFC> ask her yourself? <massacre> no f------ way until I get a second opinion <Daz> dude she's in the channel <massacre> no she isn't <Rosti_LFC> yeah she is mate, look up <Rosti_LFC she got op'd yesterday massacre> f--- massacre> PLAN B <massacre> spam the channel massacre> withtext <massacre» so it goes <Audia> hi <massacre> off her scrollback <Rosti_LFC ahaha <massacre> F--- * massacre has quit (PLAN C!!!) <Audia> I'm going to go install Windows 7 right now «Audia> so I'lǐ be offline for a bit <Audia> if he gets the balls to come back in here in the meantime tell him the answer is yes <Rosti_LFC rofl * Audia has quit CQUIT) <Rosti_LFC> that was some hardcore nerd courtship ritual right there <Daz> 0h man, I wish I could f--- up asking a girl out that badly and still succeed
#300988 (1104/|136) :Good ↓Bad π01 d <massacre> Rosti, can I ask you something as a close friend? <Rosti_LFC> you could ask me something as a complete stranger, but go ahead <massacre> Do you reckon Emma would go out with me if I asked her? <Rosti_LFC errr.... <Rosti_LFC> ask her yourself? <massacre> no f------ way until I get a second opinion <Daz> dude she's in the channel <massacre> no she isn't <Rosti_LFC> yeah she is mate, look up <Rosti_LFC she got op'd yesterday massacre> f--- massacre> PLAN B <massacre> spam the channel massacre> withtext <massacre» so it goes <Audia> hi <massacre> off her scrollback <Rosti_LFC ahaha <massacre> F--- * massacre has quit (PLAN C!!!) <Audia> I'm going to go install Windows 7 right now «Audia> so I'lǐ be offline for a bit <Audia> if he gets the balls to come back in here in the meantime tell him the answer is yes <Rosti_LFC rofl * Audia has quit CQUIT) <Rosti_LFC> that was some hardcore nerd courtship ritual right there <Daz> 0h man, I wish I could f--- up asking a girl out that badly and still succeed

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#301260 (703/785) ↑ Good ↓Bad π0ld <Pryoidain> Speaking of Legend of Zelda, I have a good story from last semester. <Gimpy> Oh? <Pryoidain> So I bought one of those Ocarina's from thinkgeek this passing summer. It comes with playing instructions and a bunch of other stuff <Pryoidain> Including instructions on how to play songs from zelda. <Pryoidain> well, I woke up one morning and realized I had a midterm exam in a class I hadn't been to in like three weeks. I figure "I'm gonna fail anyways, so I might as well get a good laugh out of it." <Pryoidain> So I go in, and the prof picks up the exams and asks if there are any last minute questions before the midterm. <Pryoidain> and I stand up in class and go "MIDTERM?! NO, THIS CANNOT BE!" and pulled out the ocarina and played the song of time on it <Pryoidain> The prof actually had to set the papers down he was laughing so hard. he then gave me a 72 hour extension before I had to take it again <Pryoidain> Someone else in class asked for an extension, and the prof proceded to chew them out for asking for more lme sGimpys Oh god, the only thing that could make that any better is if someone yelled "DAWN OF DAY ONE. 72 HOURS REMAIN" <Pryoidain> Well someone did ask if that was real time or game time. Luckily for me, he said real time..
#301260 (703/785) ↑ Good ↓Bad π0ld <Pryoidain> Speaking of Legend of Zelda, I have a good story from last semester. <Gimpy> Oh? <Pryoidain> So I bought one of those Ocarina's from thinkgeek this passing summer. It comes with playing instructions and a bunch of other stuff <Pryoidain> Including instructions on how to play songs from zelda. <Pryoidain> well, I woke up one morning and realized I had a midterm exam in a class I hadn't been to in like three weeks. I figure "I'm gonna fail anyways, so I might as well get a good laugh out of it." <Pryoidain> So I go in, and the prof picks up the exams and asks if there are any last minute questions before the midterm. <Pryoidain> and I stand up in class and go "MIDTERM?! NO, THIS CANNOT BE!" and pulled out the ocarina and played the song of time on it <Pryoidain> The prof actually had to set the papers down he was laughing so hard. he then gave me a 72 hour extension before I had to take it again <Pryoidain> Someone else in class asked for an extension, and the prof proceded to chew them out for asking for more lme sGimpys Oh god, the only thing that could make that any better is if someone yelled "DAWN OF DAY ONE. 72 HOURS REMAIN" <Pryoidain> Well someone did ask if that was real time or game time. Luckily for me, he said real time..

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#5775 +(17541)-11 * ab is away- gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an a------ <ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
#5775 +(17541)-11 * ab is away- gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm being an a------ <ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

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#330261 +(16453)-11 <i8b4uUnderground> d--b <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b? <BonyNoMore> wait <BonyNoMore> never mind
#330261 +(16453)-11 <i8b4uUnderground> d--b <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b? <BonyNoMore> wait <BonyNoMore> never mind

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#835030 +(16170)- [x] «Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key <Khassaki> o THANKS!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!! <Judge-Mental> f--- me
#835030 +(16170)- [x] «Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key <Khassaki> o THANKS!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!! <Judge-Mental> f--- me

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#18047 + (208)-11 <BladeXT> hehe www.geekissues.org is a pretty cool site <videl 17> w-- does Gee Kiss ues mean ? <BladeXT> sigh*
#18047 + (208)-11 <BladeXT> hehe www.geekissues.org is a pretty cool site <videl 17> w-- does Gee Kiss ues mean ? <BladeXT> sigh*

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#7832 +(334)- [x] * rob. pokes richard.. do an Is 、yes. I dare you [five minutes pass] <phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fal! sleeping for 30 seconds <phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fal! sleeping for 30 seconds. <phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fal! sleeping for 30 seconds. phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fal! sleeping for 30 seconds * rob、 .. snickers madly <Zibblsnrt> Ooh, neat phenyx> real funny. <rob> I didn't think anyone'd actually _do it. <phenyx> I have enough money to drive to vancouver and kick your ass
#7832 +(334)- [x] * rob. pokes richard.. do an Is 、yes. I dare you [five minutes pass] <phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fal! sleeping for 30 seconds <phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fal! sleeping for 30 seconds. <phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fal! sleeping for 30 seconds. phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fal! sleeping for 30 seconds * rob、 .. snickers madly <Zibblsnrt> Ooh, neat phenyx> real funny. <rob> I didn't think anyone'd actually _do it. <phenyx> I have enough money to drive to vancouver and kick your ass

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#17 +(1152). [x] Kemufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin. <emufreak> How did you get into emulation'? <RST38h> Well, it started when som** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE
#17 +(1152). [x] Kemufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin. <emufreak> How did you get into emulation'? <RST38h> Well, it started when som** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE

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#101690 +(720)- [x] <Potato> This guy I work with made the mistake of telling me about his whole idea of saving himself for marriage <Potato> But it went something along the 1ines of "I don't wanna die young, 'cause the longer I'm married, the more sex I'1l get" <Potato> I destroyed his little world by asking the only married guy in the store how much sex he gets, to which he replied, "Well, I've got one son, but I'11 be damned if I remember how that happened"
#101690 +(720)- [x] <Potato> This guy I work with made the mistake of telling me about his whole idea of saving himself for marriage <Potato> But it went something along the 1ines of "I don't wanna die young, 'cause the longer I'm married, the more sex I'1l get" <Potato> I destroyed his little world by asking the only married guy in the store how much sex he gets, to which he replied, "Well, I've got one son, but I'11 be damned if I remember how that happened"

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#6928 +(1010). [x] piman> DAMMIT NETSCAPE! <piman> DO NOT FREEZE WHEN MY MOTHER WALKS IN AND I AM LOOKING AT P---!
#6928 +(1010). [x] piman> DAMMIT NETSCAPE! <piman> DO NOT FREEZE WHEN MY MOTHER WALKS IN AND I AM LOOKING AT P---!

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#292 +(1042). [x] <skunko> dammit <skunko> how do you get past the metallica ban on napster cAlmtyaob> not liking crap music is a start
#292 +(1042). [x] <skunko> dammit <skunko> how do you get past the metallica ban on napster cAlmtyaob> not liking crap music is a start

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