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Satan is the Good Guy in Doom, apparently.

But you still invaded their homeworld to acquire their energy sources and started a needless war with them. And now you're just wantonly destroying them for retaliating, with weapons you gave them, when they have a legitimate beef. It's political. You're America and they're... somewhere. Dude, they're literally demons. Let's be honest, did you actually ever give a damn about Doom's plot? Why Satan Is The Good Guy In Doom
But you still invaded their homeworld to acquire their energy sources and started a needless war with them. And now you're just wantonly destroying them for retaliating, with weapons you gave them, when they have a legitimate beef. It's political. You're America and they're... somewhere. Dude, they're literally demons. Let's be honest, did you actually ever give a damn about Doom's plot? Why Satan Is The Good Guy In Doom

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Harsh movie facts

AS IF TV COULD IMPROVE ON CLUELESS GRACKED COM Amy Heckerling originally developed Clueless as a TV pilot before it was turned into a hit movie. Cher Horowitz comes full circle in a sitcom that was quickly cancelled. That was way harsh, Tai.
AS IF TV COULD IMPROVE ON CLUELESS GRACKED COM Amy Heckerling originally developed Clueless as a TV pilot before it was turned into a hit movie. Cher Horowitz comes full circle in a sitcom that was quickly cancelled. That was way harsh, Tai.

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The REAL Ferris

CANCELLATION COMES AT YOU FAST FERRIS BUELLER CRACKED.COM In the pilot, TV Ferris breaks the fourth wall to let viewers know he is the real Ferris. Guess we'll take the fake movie one, thanks. Look for unknown Jennifer Aniston as Ferris' spiteful sister Jeannie.
CANCELLATION COMES AT YOU FAST FERRIS BUELLER CRACKED.COM In the pilot, TV Ferris breaks the fourth wall to let viewers know he is the real Ferris. Guess we'll take the fake movie one, thanks. Look for unknown Jennifer Aniston as Ferris' spiteful sister Jeannie.

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Well that is one way to save money

Zombies act the way they do in Night of the Living Dead because the movie couldn't afford special effects. There was no money for effects showing dead people rising from graves, so the filmmakers came up with the ideas that only recently dead people could become zombies and that humans would turn into zombies by getting bitten. GRACKED.COM
Zombies act the way they do in Night of the Living Dead because the movie couldn't afford special effects. There was no money for effects showing dead people rising from graves, so the filmmakers came up with the ideas that only recently dead people could become zombies and that humans would turn into zombies by getting bitten. GRACKED.COM

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Dr No Spider

The spider scene is Dr. No could have been pretty forgettable if they'd had more money. The production designer only had £475 to build that set, so he went with something cheap but memorable -- a grid that cast a shadow that's kind of like a web. GRACKED.COM
The spider scene is Dr. No could have been pretty forgettable if they'd had more money. The production designer only had £475 to build that set, so he went with something cheap but memorable -- a grid that cast a shadow that's kind of like a web. GRACKED.COM

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Sean Of The Dead

Edgar Wright couldn't afford the music he wanted in the Winchester scene in Shaun of the Dead. He wanted Sinead O'Connor's "Nothing Compares to You" (that's what he played while they were filming), but it cost way too much, so he settled for Chicago's "If You Leave Me Now." It "gets a big laugh" he says. GRACKED.COM
Edgar Wright couldn't afford the music he wanted in the Winchester scene in Shaun of the Dead. He wanted Sinead O'Connor's "Nothing Compares to You" (that's what he played while they were filming), but it cost way too much, so he settled for Chicago's "If You Leave Me Now." It "gets a big laugh" he says. GRACKED.COM

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Fast and Money-Anger

The tank scene in Fast & Furious 6 was supposed to be set in London. They would have used a set with a fake Piccadilly Circus and then put in CGI buildings later, but they went with an open highway instead since that was much cheaper. GRACKED.COM
The tank scene in Fast & Furious 6 was supposed to be set in London. They would have used a set with a fake Piccadilly Circus and then put in CGI buildings later, but they went with an open highway instead since that was much cheaper. GRACKED.COM

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Well that is one way to save budget

Birdman's Times Square scene looks so real because it was. MAGICAL TOTA They didn't have the money to shut down Times Square and put in a ton of extras, so they had Michael Keaton run through a real crowd. GRACKED.COM
Birdman's Times Square scene looks so real because it was. MAGICAL TOTA They didn't have the money to shut down Times Square and put in a ton of extras, so they had Michael Keaton run through a real crowd. GRACKED.COM

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Oh behave

Dr. Evil has ill-tempered sea bass in Austin Powers because the movie couldn't afford sharks. After they got the sea bass instead of sharks, Mike Myers asked the effects team what they could do, and their response was "We can make the water bubble ... GRACKED.COM
Dr. Evil has ill-tempered sea bass in Austin Powers because the movie couldn't afford sharks. After they got the sea bass instead of sharks, Mike Myers asked the effects team what they could do, and their response was "We can make the water bubble ... GRACKED.COM

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Jason was a moneysaver

Halloween's premise was just a way to save money. John Carpenter wanted to make a horror movie where the monster was some guy wearing coveralls, because that'd be really cheap. GRACKED.COM
Halloween's premise was just a way to save money. John Carpenter wanted to make a horror movie where the monster was some guy wearing coveralls, because that'd be really cheap. GRACKED.COM

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Movie Posters From Villains Perspective - Rocky

Movie poster imagined from the point of view of the villain, "posted to Cracked":https://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2583_movie-posters-from-villains-perspective/#entry-4-photoplasty-2583 and shows us Rocky 4 from a different point of view.
Movie poster imagined from the point of view of the villain, "posted to Cracked":https://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_2583_movie-posters-from-villains-perspective/#entry-4-photoplasty-2583 and shows us Rocky 4 from a different point of view.

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The "award-winning journalist" he's talking about is himself

CRAGKED Cracked Officially Starts Feeling Sorry for MAD Magazine Facebook Twitter + Google Plus Add to Favorites Daniel O'Brien January 30, 200985,498 views Hey. Hey MAD. How you doing? Why don't you sit down, slip off those shoes of yours? Have something cold to drink, maybe snack on a few of these chips. Do you want a back rub, or something? Heating pad? Foot massage? You've been having kind of a rough time, lately, haven't you? We feel your pain, really, we do (well, not really, things are actually pre great over here. But you know what we mean). I wanted to write sooner, really I did. Back in November, your TV show (that, evidently, wasn't already canceled), was canceled. That must've been tough. Even though it didn't have much to do with your brand, it had your name on it, so that must have hurt a little bit.I wanted to reach out to you, but I just got so busy, see, we were installing hot tubs in all of the Cracked offices at the time, which required a ton of my attention (you can't install hot tubs within five feet of a chocolate fountain, which we'd just installed in October). They're kind of tacky, I know, but we had some extra cash so why not, right? See? We know what it's like to have a magazine canceled, so we're in the same boat... Okay, not really in the "same boat," necessarilv, because had our awesome site after all very little in common we're doing extremely well. Our magazine tanking was, at most, an aggravating detail, we stil You guys, on the other hand, have nothing but the magazine. So, I guess our boats have Continue Reading Below Still, we're certainly the guys to talk to if you're looking for advice. No one knows better than we do how to bounce back from a magazine crash. Though it's highly unlikely that you'll ever enio our site boasts an award-winning journalist as well as that guy who did Internet Par real comedy force in today's world, just like Cracked! Though, again, and I know it must sound like I'm harping on this point, but we are not at all in the same boat. Our boat is substantially larger, a great deal faster and, if I may, considerably more sexually proficient. Your boat is a quarterly boat which, nautically speaking, is the worst kind of boat to be. Come to think of it, we might not even be in the same ocean as your (rapidly sinking) boat. Or maybe we're like some sort of sexy helicopter hovering above your boat, hurling garbage at you the same kind of internet success that we enjoy- ou do have the potential to be a Daniel O'Brien @DOB INC Follow I no longer work for Cracked.com 6:25 PM- 4 Dec 2017 145 Retweets 1,028 Likes 814 145 ㅇ 1.0K
CRAGKED Cracked Officially Starts Feeling Sorry for MAD Magazine Facebook Twitter + Google Plus Add to Favorites Daniel O'Brien January 30, 200985,498 views Hey. Hey MAD. How you doing? Why don't you sit down, slip off those shoes of yours? Have something cold to drink, maybe snack on a few of these chips. Do you want a back rub, or something? Heating pad? Foot massage? You've been having kind of a rough time, lately, haven't you? We feel your pain, really, we do (well, not really, things are actually pre great over here. But you know what we mean). I wanted to write sooner, really I did. Back in November, your TV show (that, evidently, wasn't already canceled), was canceled. That must've been tough. Even though it didn't have much to do with your brand, it had your name on it, so that must have hurt a little bit.I wanted to reach out to you, but I just got so busy, see, we were installing hot tubs in all of the Cracked offices at the time, which required a ton of my attention (you can't install hot tubs within five feet of a chocolate fountain, which we'd just installed in October). They're kind of tacky, I know, but we had some extra cash so why not, right? See? We know what it's like to have a magazine canceled, so we're in the same boat... Okay, not really in the "same boat," necessarilv, because had our awesome site after all very little in common we're doing extremely well. Our magazine tanking was, at most, an aggravating detail, we stil You guys, on the other hand, have nothing but the magazine. So, I guess our boats have Continue Reading Below Still, we're certainly the guys to talk to if you're looking for advice. No one knows better than we do how to bounce back from a magazine crash. Though it's highly unlikely that you'll ever enio our site boasts an award-winning journalist as well as that guy who did Internet Par real comedy force in today's world, just like Cracked! Though, again, and I know it must sound like I'm harping on this point, but we are not at all in the same boat. Our boat is substantially larger, a great deal faster and, if I may, considerably more sexually proficient. Your boat is a quarterly boat which, nautically speaking, is the worst kind of boat to be. Come to think of it, we might not even be in the same ocean as your (rapidly sinking) boat. Or maybe we're like some sort of sexy helicopter hovering above your boat, hurling garbage at you the same kind of internet success that we enjoy- ou do have the potential to be a Daniel O'Brien @DOB INC Follow I no longer work for Cracked.com 6:25 PM- 4 Dec 2017 145 Retweets 1,028 Likes 814 145 ㅇ 1.0K

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Some good things can come out of this

CRACKED, ANTI-#GAMERGATE WEBSITE LAYS OFF A LOT OF STAFF INCLUDING JOHN CHEESE Posted on December 5, 2017, 4:30 am By Billy D GRI YED ARTICLES. VIDEOS. COLUMNISTS. FORUMS PERSONAL EXPERIENCES PHOTOPLASTY » MOVIES &TV VIDEO GAMES WEIRD WORLD HISTORY Home Tech7Silver Linings Now That You've Lost Your Job SCIENCE TECH MUSIC WRITE POR US IHOP THE [RACKED ITORE VIRAL NOW 7 Silver Linings Now That You've Lost Your Job By Chris BucholzDecember 11, 2010 1 602,348 views
CRACKED, ANTI-#GAMERGATE WEBSITE LAYS OFF A LOT OF STAFF INCLUDING JOHN CHEESE Posted on December 5, 2017, 4:30 am By Billy D GRI YED ARTICLES. VIDEOS. COLUMNISTS. FORUMS PERSONAL EXPERIENCES PHOTOPLASTY » MOVIES &TV VIDEO GAMES WEIRD WORLD HISTORY Home Tech7Silver Linings Now That You've Lost Your Job SCIENCE TECH MUSIC WRITE POR US IHOP THE [RACKED ITORE VIRAL NOW 7 Silver Linings Now That You've Lost Your Job By Chris BucholzDecember 11, 2010 1 602,348 views

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Katy Stoll, John Cheese, Cody Johnston and Josh Sargent tweets

Katy Stoll @katystoll Josh Sargent @JFSargent Turns out this is the last video I wrote/ will write for Cracked Thank you to everyone for everything over the years ! Watch it if you want - or don't! What do i care;) ( After seven years I'm a freelance writer again. Proud of all my work at Cracked and excited for my future. See you guys in some new capacity soon 3:30 PM-04 Dec 17 Cody Johnston @drmistercody John Cheese @johncheese I am officially looking for writing and/or editing work. If anyone has I, uh, no longer have a job. If you, um, want me to again, then I'm, er, available 3:23 PM 04 Dec 17 any leads or openings, please feel free to pass them along 1:16 PM 04 Dec 17
Katy Stoll @katystoll Josh Sargent @JFSargent Turns out this is the last video I wrote/ will write for Cracked Thank you to everyone for everything over the years ! Watch it if you want - or don't! What do i care;) ( After seven years I'm a freelance writer again. Proud of all my work at Cracked and excited for my future. See you guys in some new capacity soon 3:30 PM-04 Dec 17 Cody Johnston @drmistercody John Cheese @johncheese I am officially looking for writing and/or editing work. If anyone has I, uh, no longer have a job. If you, um, want me to again, then I'm, er, available 3:23 PM 04 Dec 17 any leads or openings, please feel free to pass them along 1:16 PM 04 Dec 17

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David Wong layoffs forum post

Re: Did something happen to Cracked? Mon Dec 04, 2017 3:46 pm ROR The site is still here! I'm still here! There is a core group of editors still here to continue the operation and at this time we still have all contractors/freelancers doing the same stuff as they were doing before. But yes, sadly a lot of staff were let go, particularly a lot of those based on LA, including a lot of the faces you know from video (Dan O'Brien, Cody, etc). David Wong Workshop Member Posts: 59080 Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 7:11 pm The site will continue to publish, we still need article submissions, we still need the freelancers to keep doing their thing (more than ever, actually) but it will be a bit of a scramble in the near term as we figure out who is doing what. I am Cracked Executive Editor David Wong, my new novel, WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ, is on shelves now.
Re: Did something happen to Cracked? Mon Dec 04, 2017 3:46 pm ROR The site is still here! I'm still here! There is a core group of editors still here to continue the operation and at this time we still have all contractors/freelancers doing the same stuff as they were doing before. But yes, sadly a lot of staff were let go, particularly a lot of those based on LA, including a lot of the faces you know from video (Dan O'Brien, Cody, etc). David Wong Workshop Member Posts: 59080 Joined: Tue Jul 15, 2003 7:11 pm The site will continue to publish, we still need article submissions, we still need the freelancers to keep doing their thing (more than ever, actually) but it will be a bit of a scramble in the near term as we figure out who is doing what. I am Cracked Executive Editor David Wong, my new novel, WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST READ, is on shelves now.

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David Wong is Sexist

Stay Motivated & Get Off Your Butt (i.imgur.com) submitted 20 Tagen zuvor by finest things 1048 sortiert nach: beste ▼ Thread eines einzelnen Kommentars Ubrige Kommentare laden → [-] DavidwongCracked -26 punkte 20 Tagen zuvor And objectify yourself so thousands of teenagers can masturbate to you Permalink [-] [deleted] 14 Punkte 18 Tagen zuvor Piss off David, you wanker. 今[-] Aerik 5 Punkte 9 Tagen zuvor david, seriously. you point out sexism and how it's wrong in one comment. then you exemplify it in another [-] TheMagnificentChin 10 Punkte 19 Tagen zuvor Yup. That's exactly the motivation by OP she's not proud of her body, she's not showing her success in her body image, hell, she isn't trying to make someone's day better. She's simply trying to get teenagers off slow clap You, sir, are a genius [-] sync303 3 Punkte 19 Tagen zuvor hey, they're gonna jack it anyway [-] davidlittlewong 4 Punkte 19 Tagen zuvor Is this what you do all day? J------- to cuck p--- and then come post your b------- on reddit? [-] Major-Major-Major 2 Punkte 18 Tagen zuvor Jesus Christ, Jason, get a hold of yourself. You're spiraling. Also, write another book
Stay Motivated & Get Off Your Butt (i.imgur.com) submitted 20 Tagen zuvor by finest things 1048 sortiert nach: beste ▼ Thread eines einzelnen Kommentars Ubrige Kommentare laden → [-] DavidwongCracked -26 punkte 20 Tagen zuvor And objectify yourself so thousands of teenagers can masturbate to you Permalink [-] [deleted] 14 Punkte 18 Tagen zuvor Piss off David, you wanker. 今[-] Aerik 5 Punkte 9 Tagen zuvor david, seriously. you point out sexism and how it's wrong in one comment. then you exemplify it in another [-] TheMagnificentChin 10 Punkte 19 Tagen zuvor Yup. That's exactly the motivation by OP she's not proud of her body, she's not showing her success in her body image, hell, she isn't trying to make someone's day better. She's simply trying to get teenagers off slow clap You, sir, are a genius [-] sync303 3 Punkte 19 Tagen zuvor hey, they're gonna jack it anyway [-] davidlittlewong 4 Punkte 19 Tagen zuvor Is this what you do all day? J------- to cuck p--- and then come post your b------- on reddit? [-] Major-Major-Major 2 Punkte 18 Tagen zuvor Jesus Christ, Jason, get a hold of yourself. You're spiraling. Also, write another book

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