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Match Search Who's Online? Tests 49,083 online now Message Him -96 Friend -96 Enemy Join OkCupld y a member? Find better matches with our advanced matching system Username IWontMurderYou 30 M Straight/Single Boston, Massachusetts About Photos Forgot your password? My self-summary I'm a fun loving guy and a self-starter who has absolutely no interest in committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship, or just that one lovely evening (and rest assured that that one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone, ever, for any reason dating Today-3:43pm - The Boston Globe White Height best free dating site Body Type What I'm doing with my life I'll tell you this right up front: Certainly not murdering ANYONE, least of all you! Beyond that, mostly digging Str A favorite hangout for internet goers Voice ia I'm really good at sublimating my baser desires Drugs The first things people usually notice about me is my absolute lack of threatening cues. People are like, "I feel so safe and comfortable around you," and then they usually follow it up with, "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me," at which point I tell them that they are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT Libra and it's fun to think about Education Dropped out of college/university Rather Not Say Rather not say Job me Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food M, Dexter, Silence of the Lambs, As I Lay Dying (book), As I Lay Dying (band). Note: I only like these IRONICALLY Children s dogs English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay) The six things I could never do without My shovel (for gardening) My meathooks (for curing turkey jerky) My chainsaw (for logging or clearing brush) My mother's underwear (as a keepsake) Children (they are our future) My freezer (for keeping my perishable goods from spoiling) Speaks Similar Users jfunkk79, 31 Boston, Massachusetts I spend a lot of time thinking about what it would be like to wear someone else's skin (in a metaphorical sense) Madhatter1534, 26 Cambridge, Massachusetts Fartparticle, 32 Boston, Massachusetts On a typical Friday night I am being seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places, such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I come up as a suspect in a murder trial.. WHICH WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPENIED]! bibitiger, 26 Somerville, Massachusetts Revolucion7k, 29 Cambridge, Massachusetts The most private thing I'm willing to admit I once picked up a female hitchhiker off of I-95, handcuffed her, beat her, strangled her in my murdershack, and fed her to my dogs after masturbating myself with her severed hands SYKE!!! sunofthewind, 27 Boston, Massachusetts similar I sometimes wet the bed sta Boston, Massachusetts similar I'm looking for o like guys zach-85, 25 Boston, Massachusetts . Near me e Who are single For new friends You should message me if you want a guy who WON'T murder you Send us feedback!

Match Search Who's Online? Tests 49,083 online now Message Him -96 Friend -96 Enemy Join OkCupld y a member? Find better matches with our advanced matching system Username IWontMurderYou 30 M Straight/Single Boston, Massachusetts About Photos Forgot your password? My self-summary I'm a fun loving guy and a self-starter who has absolutely no interest in committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship, or just that one lovely evening (and rest assured that that one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone, ever, for any reason dating Today-3:43pm - The Boston Globe White Height best free dating site Body Type What I'm doing with my life I'll tell you this right up front: Certainly not murdering ANYONE, least of all you! Beyond that, mostly digging Str A favorite hangout for internet goers Voice ia I'm really good at sublimating my baser desires Drugs The first things people usually notice about me is my absolute lack of threatening cues. People are like, "I feel so safe and comfortable around you," and then they usually follow it up with, "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me," at which point I tell them that they are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT Libra and it's fun to think about Education Dropped out of college/university Rather Not Say Rather not say Job me Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food M, Dexter, Silence of the Lambs, As I Lay Dying (book), As I Lay Dying (band). Note: I only like these IRONICALLY Children s dogs English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay) The six things I could never do without My shovel (for gardening) My meathooks (for curing turkey jerky) My chainsaw (for logging or clearing brush) My mother's underwear (as a keepsake) Children (they are our future) My freezer (for keeping my perishable goods from spoiling) Speaks Similar Users jfunkk79, 31 Boston, Massachusetts I spend a lot of time thinking about what it would be like to wear someone else's skin (in a metaphorical sense) Madhatter1534, 26 Cambridge, Massachusetts Fartparticle, 32 Boston, Massachusetts On a typical Friday night I am being seen by plenty of people in plenty of different places, such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I come up as a suspect in a murder trial.. WHICH WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPENIED]! bibitiger, 26 Somerville, Massachusetts Revolucion7k, 29 Cambridge, Massachusetts The most private thing I'm willing to admit I once picked up a female hitchhiker off of I-95, handcuffed her, beat her, strangled her in my murdershack, and fed her to my dogs after masturbating myself with her severed hands SYKE!!! sunofthewind, 27 Boston, Massachusetts similar I sometimes wet the bed sta Boston, Massachusetts similar I'm looking for o like guys zach-85, 25 Boston, Massachusetts . Near me e Who are single For new friends You should message me if you want a guy who WON'T murder you Send us feedback!

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a really, really nice guy I'm really good at falling into the friend zone... never the bone zone Would you ever film a sexual encounter without your partner knowing? I'm Not Sure

a really, really nice guy I'm really good at falling into the friend zone... never the bone zone Would you ever film a sexual encounter without your partner knowing? I'm Not Sure

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You should message me if You are serious about finding a nice guy who will respect you to the upmost Would you--for any reason--read your mate's email or pose as him/her online, without his/her knowledge and permissioni? Yes, they shouldn't be keeping secrets anyway Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react? No way Do you think women have an obligation to k their legs shaved? eeP Yes

You should message me if You are serious about finding a nice guy who will respect you to the upmost Would you--for any reason--read your mate's email or pose as him/her online, without his/her knowledge and permissioni? Yes, they shouldn't be keeping secrets anyway Your significant other's ex is coming into town and he/she wants to go out to dinner with them alone. How do you react? No way Do you think women have an obligation to k their legs shaved? eeP Yes

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My self-summary If you want a guy that does not have a future, treats you like crap, is lazy, does not have a job, car then you check out the Woman always talk about wanting to meet a nice guy, well here's your chance Which is worse: starving children or abused animals? Neither, both are good. Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved? Yes okcupid

I'll answer any question u haveI (honestly).. Im tht guy all ur girls say isnt out there.. Friend zone is where i get put alot For you personally, is abortion an option in case of an accidental pregnancy? No Do you believe contraception is morally wrong? Yes Would you strongly prefer to go out with someone of your own skin color/ racial background? Yes okcupid

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You should message me if You re not some ignorant girl who likes douche bags I'm secretly the "nice guy Do you believe that men should be the heads of their households? Yes Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved? Yes okcupid

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I have a pretty rockin personality. Vegetarians piss me off, same with feminists and hippies I'm really good at being a helpless romantic Do you feel there are any circumstances in which a person is obligated to have sex with you? Yes okcupid

I have a pretty rockin personality. Vegetarians piss me off, same with feminists and hippies I'm really good at being a helpless romantic Do you feel there are any circumstances in which a person is obligated to have sex with you? Yes okcupid

The most private thing I'm willing to admit just want to take a pretty girl on a date, and hope she likes me and Doesnt put me in the FriendZone like every other girl :( is that .) too much to ask for? 08 I hate being called an a------ for walking llll away from a girl after trying so hard for so many months of trying to get her to realize im right here. II Nice Guys Of OKCupid

The most private thing I'm willing to admit just want to take a pretty girl on a date, and hope she likes me and Doesnt put me in the FriendZone like every other girl :( is that .) too much to ask for? 08 I hate being called an a------ for walking llll away from a girl after trying so hard for so many months of trying to get her to realize im right here. II Nice Guys Of OKCupid

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My self-summary I am starting to realize that women inside San Diego are douches a pretty decent guy I won't play your stupid friend zone game I spend a lot of time thinking about 1 always think about why women are so superficial and disgusting. A. VAn Do you feel there are any circumstances in which a person is obligated to have sex with you? S. Yes okcupid

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I spend a lot of time thinking about Relationships and the Lord. But also why nice guys like me finish last..I've talked to girls whove wanted to date me bc I've been what they've wanted but they always go for the douche bag and wonder what happened. I'd be nice to stop that cycle Straight women who kiss or fondle each other in clubs in the hopes of attracting men are.. Incredibly hot! Do you think homosexuality is a sin? Yes he idea of gay and lesbian couples having children is: Not acceptable okcupid

I spend a lot of time thinking about Relationships and the Lord. But also why nice guys like me finish last..I've talked to girls whove wanted to date me bc I've been what they've wanted but they always go for the douche bag and wonder what happened. I'd be nice to stop that cycle Straight women who kiss or fondle each other in clubs in the hopes of attracting men are.. Incredibly hot! Do you think homosexuality is a sin? Yes he idea of gay and lesbian couples having children is: Not acceptable okcupid

Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved? Is a girl who's slept with 100 guys a bad person? I try to be the sweet guy but most of the time it gets me nowhere. I am one of the few Chivalrous guys left out here okcupid

Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved? Is a girl who's slept with 100 guys a bad person? I try to be the sweet guy but most of the time it gets me nowhere. I am one of the few Chivalrous guys left out here okcupid

I sometimes think im too nice. Girls love assholes The past 3 girls ive dated broke up with me because i was too much in the "friend zone I guess you can call me a hopeless romantic at times No means NO A No is just a Yes that needs a little convincing! okcupid

I sometimes think im too nice. Girls love assholes The past 3 girls ive dated broke up with me because i was too much in the "friend zone I guess you can call me a hopeless romantic at times No means NO A No is just a Yes that needs a little convincing! okcupid

if you are looking for someone to treat you right then you should defiantly message me. I'm so tired of these fake ass girls complaining that men are assholes and jerks and how they just want a nice guy who treats them right. Well that nice guy has been under your God damned nose this entire f------ time holding your hand Nice guys will never ask you to do anything twice that you are not comfortable with Rant over bitches Do you feel there are any circumstances in which a person is obligated to have sex with you? Yes okcupid

if you are looking for someone to treat you right then you should defiantly message me. I'm so tired of these fake ass girls complaining that men are assholes and jerks and how they just want a nice guy who treats them right. Well that nice guy has been under your God damned nose this entire f------ time holding your hand Nice guys will never ask you to do anything twice that you are not comfortable with Rant over bitches Do you feel there are any circumstances in which a person is obligated to have sex with you? Yes okcupid

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the official test Are you a "nice guy"? kindia don't mind us we're just catching ride on this line to nice guy" result no!!! it was rhetorical fucktruck let's go i know i yes are women obligated to shave their legs? too yesare women obligated do women refuse to date you because of how nice you are? to do anything? no, i'm sure there are factors other than t she might change her mind if i dtick around and es do you proudly proclaim to be a "nice guy" as though it's a thing to be praised and not simply expected? if a girl rejects you do you nice right? accept it and move on ok checkin yep would you expect a reward for not sleeping with a drunk girl? are u sure do that no that's just basic human decency do all your female friends think you're too nice and don't want to ruin the friendship yeah yeah no have you ever unironically used the term 'friendzone? points if or tell you they 'see you as a brother they're idiots for it) or yeah but i totally respect that are girls idiots for getting upset with their boyfriends when they could be with you and not get upset (ever)? do you own a fedora? get rid of it yes bonus points if ur a true gentleman') congratulations you are an okay guy!! ur right what was i thinking you are a nice though don't let it get to ur head though maybe u suck you are not a nice guy go f--- a jug no one lkes you boo

the official test Are you a "nice guy"? kindia don't mind us we're just catching ride on this line to nice guy" result no!!! it was rhetorical fucktruck let's go i know i yes are women obligated to shave their legs? too yesare women obligated do women refuse to date you because of how nice you are? to do anything? no, i'm sure there are factors other than t she might change her mind if i dtick around and es do you proudly proclaim to be a "nice guy" as though it's a thing to be praised and not simply expected? if a girl rejects you do you nice right? accept it and move on ok checkin yep would you expect a reward for not sleeping with a drunk girl? are u sure do that no that's just basic human decency do all your female friends think you're too nice and don't want to ruin the friendship yeah yeah no have you ever unironically used the term 'friendzone? points if or tell you they 'see you as a brother they're idiots for it) or yeah but i totally respect that are girls idiots for getting upset with their boyfriends when they could be with you and not get upset (ever)? do you own a fedora? get rid of it yes bonus points if ur a true gentleman') congratulations you are an okay guy!! ur right what was i thinking you are a nice though don't let it get to ur head though maybe u suck you are not a nice guy go f--- a jug no one lkes you boo

ou should message me if you want a gentleman; a honest, loving, dedicated, magical, dream catching, fantasy granting, goal getting gentleman you are tired of the lovely douche bags. Tired of having your needs and wants conveniently "in just a minute" or "later babe" No means NO A No is just a Yes that needs a little convincing Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved? Yes okcupid

ou should message me if you want a gentleman; a honest, loving, dedicated, magical, dream catching, fantasy granting, goal getting gentleman you are tired of the lovely douche bags. Tired of having your needs and wants conveniently "in just a minute" or "later babe" No means NO A No is just a Yes that needs a little convincing Do you think women have an obligation to keep their legs shaved? Yes okcupid

My self-summary i'm too nice and girls only like douchebags so i'm basically f----- for life I'm really good at f------ bitches im too nice On a typical Friday night I am f------ bitches im too nice okcupid

My self-summary i'm too nice and girls only like douchebags so i'm basically f----- for life I'm really good at f------ bitches im too nice On a typical Friday night I am f------ bitches im too nice okcupid

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