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Just relax, man

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Yikes

I'm hiring! I'm looking for a "junior wife '" to join my life. Job type: Full-time (fixed-term contracts are not allowed for anti-Shiite regulations). Career Level: Entry Level. Salary: Confidential. Requirements: - Bachelor's degree. - Minimum of 2 years of experience in cooking. - Good communication skills. - Respectable and decent. Ability to work under stress. - Obedient and loving. - Passionate and goal-oriented. - Good command of English to call me "baby" and "sweetie" in the morning and after midnight. Interested candidates can send their CVs to Dm
I'm hiring! I'm looking for a "junior wife '" to join my life. Job type: Full-time (fixed-term contracts are not allowed for anti-Shiite regulations). Career Level: Entry Level. Salary: Confidential. Requirements: - Bachelor's degree. - Minimum of 2 years of experience in cooking. - Good communication skills. - Respectable and decent. Ability to work under stress. - Obedient and loving. - Passionate and goal-oriented. - Good command of English to call me "baby" and "sweetie" in the morning and after midnight. Interested candidates can send their CVs to Dm

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Seems a little harsh

1w. Critical tip for UX newbies.... DO NOT send requests like this to people you don't know. Hi Darren, I'm • 8:52 PM & I wanted to introduce myself, i'm a UX Reaearcher & Designer. I've been currently looking for openings & wondering if you might be able & willing to assist. Thank you • . 9:44 PM I don't entertain requests like this. They're unprofessional, inconsiderate, and selfish. © 64 P 56 comments 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send
1w. Critical tip for UX newbies.... DO NOT send requests like this to people you don't know. Hi Darren, I'm • 8:52 PM & I wanted to introduce myself, i'm a UX Reaearcher & Designer. I've been currently looking for openings & wondering if you might be able & willing to assist. Thank you • . 9:44 PM I don't entertain requests like this. They're unprofessional, inconsiderate, and selfish. © 64 P 56 comments 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send

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Marriage stack

.1.3rd+ Building at the intersection of Al and ... 53m . + Follow My wife and I have been happily married for 5 years. Here is our marriage stack: • Slack: Family communication • JIRA: Chores board • Lattice: 360 degree family reviews • • • Rippling: Family payroll • Salesforce: Tracking relationship milestones Docusign: Formally signing off on approval requests Apple Notes: Shared documents to manage our life We recently had to fire our 1 year old and my wife is on a PIP, but everything else is going great. Follow me for more relationship advice #pip #software #relationships #marriage GC 166 29 comments • 1 repost
.1.3rd+ Building at the intersection of Al and ... 53m . + Follow My wife and I have been happily married for 5 years. Here is our marriage stack: • Slack: Family communication • JIRA: Chores board • Lattice: 360 degree family reviews • • • Rippling: Family payroll • Salesforce: Tracking relationship milestones Docusign: Formally signing off on approval requests Apple Notes: Shared documents to manage our life We recently had to fire our 1 year old and my wife is on a PIP, but everything else is going great. Follow me for more relationship advice #pip #software #relationships #marriage GC 166 29 comments • 1 repost

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Those darn kids

Michael Mayhew... Sense Thinker) 3rd+ Personal views and comments expressed in ... 6d → ☑ I think this about sums up priorities for people who choose to have other taxpayers cover their college debt. It's a shame that the generation of $1,000 phones, $500 concert tickets, and $9 cups of coffee can't pay their college loan. LOL. C6 1,423 A 251 comments • 113 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
Michael Mayhew... Sense Thinker) 3rd+ Personal views and comments expressed in ... 6d → ☑ I think this about sums up priorities for people who choose to have other taxpayers cover their college debt. It's a shame that the generation of $1,000 phones, $500 concert tickets, and $9 cups of coffee can't pay their college loan. LOL. C6 1,423 A 251 comments • 113 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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Fake and cringe

So invested in LinkedIn, I got a tattoo of my profile's QR code 00
So invested in LinkedIn, I got a tattoo of my profile's QR code 00

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It's just impossible

Holly Allen Holly Allen ⚫ 1st . Top 100 Linkedin Voice + Account Executive @ Deel global HR, compliance & payroll 2h POV: you and your sister both work in SaaS sales and it's ... impossible to get through a family dinner without talking about LinkedIn Sophie Allen
Holly Allen Holly Allen ⚫ 1st . Top 100 Linkedin Voice + Account Executive @ Deel global HR, compliance & payroll 2h POV: you and your sister both work in SaaS sales and it's ... impossible to get through a family dinner without talking about LinkedIn Sophie Allen

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Copy... paste

Chiara Dal Bon • 2nd | CEO | Investor | Speaker | Coach 8h An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. Ceo Charlotte Baker and 1,796 others Like + Follow ...see more 108 comments 43 reposts Comment Repost Send Brigette Hyacinth • 2nd CEO & Founder @Leadership EQ Keynote Speaker... Request services 4mo-> An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. ece Alex Dawson and 111,639 others Like + Follow ...see more 3,188 comments - 5,606 reposts . Comment Repost Send Abhijit Sutradhar - 2nd Top Voice 2024 | HR Assistant Manager | 43K+ Connecti... 3w. An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. ece Sadiye Booker and 48,290 others + Follow ...see more 1,339 comments 2,098 reposts •
Chiara Dal Bon • 2nd | CEO | Investor | Speaker | Coach 8h An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. Ceo Charlotte Baker and 1,796 others Like + Follow ...see more 108 comments 43 reposts Comment Repost Send Brigette Hyacinth • 2nd CEO & Founder @Leadership EQ Keynote Speaker... Request services 4mo-> An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. ece Alex Dawson and 111,639 others Like + Follow ...see more 3,188 comments - 5,606 reposts . Comment Repost Send Abhijit Sutradhar - 2nd Top Voice 2024 | HR Assistant Manager | 43K+ Connecti... 3w. An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME permanently. Here is what I told him. ece Sadiye Booker and 48,290 others + Follow ...see more 1,339 comments 2,098 reposts •

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That's embarrassing

Jason Fried commented on this Josh Braun in ⚫ 3rd+ . Struggling to book meetings? Getting ... 4h Edited • ✓ + Follow I spoke to Jason Fried about 37signals' new product Writebook. One of the things that jumped out was how quickly Jason makes product decisions-often in under 10 minutes. How does he do it? I'll give you an example. Writebook automatically bookmarks where you left off, making it e you're read P Like Comment e 只 Share Save I asked why Kindle app. Here's Frie "What if you Jason Fried in ⚫ Following • Co-founder & CEO of 37signals Have we met? Like • GC 25 | Reply 2 replies •
Jason Fried commented on this Josh Braun in ⚫ 3rd+ . Struggling to book meetings? Getting ... 4h Edited • ✓ + Follow I spoke to Jason Fried about 37signals' new product Writebook. One of the things that jumped out was how quickly Jason makes product decisions-often in under 10 minutes. How does he do it? I'll give you an example. Writebook automatically bookmarks where you left off, making it e you're read P Like Comment e 只 Share Save I asked why Kindle app. Here's Frie "What if you Jason Fried in ⚫ Following • Co-founder & CEO of 37signals Have we met? Like • GC 25 | Reply 2 replies •

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Someone hire them

A neighbour shared this on another forum. Sharing here. Hire #datascientist #dataanalyst #python #sql #tableau #exc Keep clear of moving doors Emergency access panel To open panel in an emergency 40 the seal Tum hande C&O 873 P dney rail network HIRE ME LOOKING FOR DATA ANALYST OR DATA SCIENTIST & Wheelchair s Space resen customers SKILS: PYTHON SQL TABLEAU EXCEL t CALL ME Like Comment Emergency acces 66 comments • Share Show all neste 28 reposts A Save + 20+ Home My Network Post Notifications Jobs
A neighbour shared this on another forum. Sharing here. Hire #datascientist #dataanalyst #python #sql #tableau #exc Keep clear of moving doors Emergency access panel To open panel in an emergency 40 the seal Tum hande C&O 873 P dney rail network HIRE ME LOOKING FOR DATA ANALYST OR DATA SCIENTIST & Wheelchair s Space resen customers SKILS: PYTHON SQL TABLEAU EXCEL t CALL ME Like Comment Emergency acces 66 comments • Share Show all neste 28 reposts A Save + 20+ Home My Network Post Notifications Jobs

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Definitely appropriate

Toby Marks • 3rd+ I help connect Technical Property, Development, Regeneration, Housing a... Visit my website 1h + Follow As a recruiter we are constantly having to find new and interesting ways to get hold of clients... 9 13:12 PN 54 Thanks for the other night you were absolutely sensational can't wait to do it again Sorry who is this? x Peter it's Toby from Marks Consulting Partners.. glad your phone is working. Sent you 3 CV's 2 weeks ago and haven't heard a thing back. Please let me know your thoughts so that I can keep my candidates up to date. Delivered
Toby Marks • 3rd+ I help connect Technical Property, Development, Regeneration, Housing a... Visit my website 1h + Follow As a recruiter we are constantly having to find new and interesting ways to get hold of clients... 9 13:12 PN 54 Thanks for the other night you were absolutely sensational can't wait to do it again Sorry who is this? x Peter it's Toby from Marks Consulting Partners.. glad your phone is working. Sent you 3 CV's 2 weeks ago and haven't heard a thing back. Please let me know your thoughts so that I can keep my candidates up to date. Delivered

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Must be nice

Collin Rutherford Dartmouth College alum. 26 year old founde... 1w • Have you heard of international Bottle Night? Follow Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a summer evening in Medellín, Colombia. We fly to another continent, put our phones away, open a bottle of wine, then cook dinner together and talk. That's it we simply talk enjoy each other's presence. What do you think? Amazon A PICANTE AMAZON D BLACK PERCORN
Collin Rutherford Dartmouth College alum. 26 year old founde... 1w • Have you heard of international Bottle Night? Follow Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a summer evening in Medellín, Colombia. We fly to another continent, put our phones away, open a bottle of wine, then cook dinner together and talk. That's it we simply talk enjoy each other's presence. What do you think? Amazon A PICANTE AMAZON D BLACK PERCORN

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Oh no, how dare they

Vicki Douglas. 3rd+ IT Talent Acquisition Director | Lead IT Recruiter Request services 17h Edited ③ Follow It I'm reviewing over 500 applications for a Director of IT Operations vacancy. One applicant has a LinkedIn profile photo of them sitting at a bar with a pint in their hand! looks like a pint of beer!! Appropriate? The person applied via LinkedIn too..... 14 13 comments d Like Comment Repost Send Reactions Comments Most relevant Pam Medjesi (She/Her) • 1st 2h... Internal Communications | Passionate about digital... I have a goat in my photo! Like 1 Reply
Vicki Douglas. 3rd+ IT Talent Acquisition Director | Lead IT Recruiter Request services 17h Edited ③ Follow It I'm reviewing over 500 applications for a Director of IT Operations vacancy. One applicant has a LinkedIn profile photo of them sitting at a bar with a pint in their hand! looks like a pint of beer!! Appropriate? The person applied via LinkedIn too..... 14 13 comments d Like Comment Repost Send Reactions Comments Most relevant Pam Medjesi (She/Her) • 1st 2h... Internal Communications | Passionate about digital... I have a goat in my photo! Like 1 Reply

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True lunatic

Katarina Jovanovic Do something today that you can be proud of tomorrow! Porsche AG Frankfurt/Rhine-Main 3 Daily Mail 115 contacts MORE STORIES Q Mother throws newborn daughter out of a window to her death because 'she thought a child would ruin her career as an executive at Porsche' By Matt Drake 10:00 05 Jul 2024, updated 11:50 05 Jul 2024
Katarina Jovanovic Do something today that you can be proud of tomorrow! Porsche AG Frankfurt/Rhine-Main 3 Daily Mail 115 contacts MORE STORIES Q Mother throws newborn daughter out of a window to her death because 'she thought a child would ruin her career as an executive at Porsche' By Matt Drake 10:00 05 Jul 2024, updated 11:50 05 Jul 2024

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A modern dystopia

Anant in ⚫ 2nd CA | LinkedIn Top Voice | Finance | Business | Marketing View my blog 18h • Year 2030 Government introduces Tax on Social Media. Below will be the slab - 0-10 Likes Nil 10-100 Likes ~ 5% 100-200 Likes ~ 10% 200-1000 Likes ~ 20% Above 1000 Likes - 30% Let's see how much tax I need to pay for this post. CG♡ 572 P 76 comments • 9 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
Anant in ⚫ 2nd CA | LinkedIn Top Voice | Finance | Business | Marketing View my blog 18h • Year 2030 Government introduces Tax on Social Media. Below will be the slab - 0-10 Likes Nil 10-100 Likes ~ 5% 100-200 Likes ~ 10% 200-1000 Likes ~ 20% Above 1000 Likes - 30% Let's see how much tax I need to pay for this post. CG♡ 572 P 76 comments • 9 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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Thanks for sharing

Collin Rutherford • 2nd Dartmouth College alum. 26 year old founder of Greenbox Storage.... 7h + Follow Have you ever accidentally walked into a brothel? I didn't even know it was possible... until I did it last night in Medellín, Colombia. The place looked like a normal bar / nightclub, but my gf and I quickly discovered some extra services being offered. Wild stuff. CO 4 STAFF de puta Madre DJ KOYO IN THE HOUSE d Like Comment ล Share Insights
Collin Rutherford • 2nd Dartmouth College alum. 26 year old founder of Greenbox Storage.... 7h + Follow Have you ever accidentally walked into a brothel? I didn't even know it was possible... until I did it last night in Medellín, Colombia. The place looked like a normal bar / nightclub, but my gf and I quickly discovered some extra services being offered. Wild stuff. CO 4 STAFF de puta Madre DJ KOYO IN THE HOUSE d Like Comment ล Share Insights

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Let's not

Replies to Sreekanth Kumbha's comment on this post 3rd+ 1w... Consultant- Technology Management, SeMT ... I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future: E = mc² + Al This equation combines Einstein's famous equation E=mc2, which relates energy (E) to mass (m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of Al (Artificial Intelligence). By including Al in the equation, it symbolizes the increasing role of artificial intelligence in shaping and transforming our future. This equation highlights the potential for Al to unlock new forms of energy, enhance scientific discoveries, and revolutionize various fields such as healthcare, transportation, and technology. Like 3 Reply 3 replies (He/Him) • 3rd+ 4d... Physics, MIT PhD | Physics/CS, Princeton... What Like 5 Reply
Replies to Sreekanth Kumbha's comment on this post 3rd+ 1w... Consultant- Technology Management, SeMT ... I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future: E = mc² + Al This equation combines Einstein's famous equation E=mc2, which relates energy (E) to mass (m) and the speed of light (c), with the addition of Al (Artificial Intelligence). By including Al in the equation, it symbolizes the increasing role of artificial intelligence in shaping and transforming our future. This equation highlights the potential for Al to unlock new forms of energy, enhance scientific discoveries, and revolutionize various fields such as healthcare, transportation, and technology. Like 3 Reply 3 replies (He/Him) • 3rd+ 4d... Physics, MIT PhD | Physics/CS, Princeton... What Like 5 Reply

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Junior developers are going to jail

⚫ 3rd+ + Follow Software Engineer & Cybersecurity ... 1d. Software Engineers need to be held accountable for the code they write... Too many people are careless in this industry. I think a lot of the problems regarding quality and security would be mitigated by swift legal action. If there was a real risk of being thrown in prison or sued, I imagine people would be more likely to test their code before they ship it to end users. It is not okay to be bad at your job, some mistakes should not be made. C655 147 comments • 1 repost ៨ Like Comment Repost Send d
⚫ 3rd+ + Follow Software Engineer & Cybersecurity ... 1d. Software Engineers need to be held accountable for the code they write... Too many people are careless in this industry. I think a lot of the problems regarding quality and security would be mitigated by swift legal action. If there was a real risk of being thrown in prison or sued, I imagine people would be more likely to test their code before they ship it to end users. It is not okay to be bad at your job, some mistakes should not be made. C655 147 comments • 1 repost ៨ Like Comment Repost Send d

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Okay?

Suggested Bryan Creely. 3rd+ Become The CEO of Your Career | Recruiting Insi... 6d. I worked a corporate job for money. Not afraid to admit it. d 9,253 Follow ...see more 367 comments 255 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
Suggested Bryan Creely. 3rd+ Become The CEO of Your Career | Recruiting Insi... 6d. I worked a corporate job for money. Not afraid to admit it. d 9,253 Follow ...see more 367 comments 255 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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Get your LinkedIn game up

Jens Honack @JensHonack. 25s Replying to @TimStodz I'm all in on being the 1%. Why settle for average when you can leverage LinkedIn to skyrocket your career? Time to use it like a pro. 27 山 ☐ 1
Jens Honack @JensHonack. 25s Replying to @TimStodz I'm all in on being the 1%. Why settle for average when you can leverage LinkedIn to skyrocket your career? Time to use it like a pro. 27 山 ☐ 1

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