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Obama Calls For Turret-Mounted Video Cameras On All Police Tanks NEWS IN BRIEF Police Violence Barack Obama . News ISSUE 50.48 Dec 3, 2014 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter SWAT
Obama Calls For Turret-Mounted Video Cameras On All Police Tanks NEWS IN BRIEF Police Violence Barack Obama . News ISSUE 50.48 Dec 3, 2014 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter SWAT

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Father-In-Law Think Tank Issues Comprehensive One-Sentence Solution To Immigration, Unemployment, Crime Problems NEWS IN BRIEF News. ISSUE 50.48 Dec 2, 2014 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter RADO ick
Father-In-Law Think Tank Issues Comprehensive One-Sentence Solution To Immigration, Unemployment, Crime Problems NEWS IN BRIEF News. ISSUE 50.48 Dec 2, 2014 Share on Facebook Share on Twitter RADO ick

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Meteorologists Report Sky Just A Little Bluer Today, And It's Because Minneapolis Resident Doug Bramowski's In Love NEWS Weather Local Love ISSUE 49-30 Jul 25, 2013 386 70 39
Meteorologists Report Sky Just A Little Bluer Today, And It's Because Minneapolis Resident Doug Bramowski's In Love NEWS Weather Local Love ISSUE 49-30 Jul 25, 2013 386 70 39

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COMMENTARY No One Should Have The Right To Die Until God Is Done Toying With Them BY AMY FOSTER
COMMENTARY No One Should Have The Right To Die Until God Is Done Toying With Them BY AMY FOSTER

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te ONION America's Finest News Source F--- Everything, Nation Reports Just F--- It All To Hell NEWS News ISSUE 48.50 Dec 14, 2012
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Guard In Video Game Under Strict Orders to Repeatedly Pace Same Stretch of Hallway

Guard In Video Game Under Strict Orders To Repeatedly Pace Same Stretch Of Hallway NEWS IN BRIEF Science & Technology Video Games Technology ISSUE 50 41 Oct 14, 2014 Share on Facebook 13 Share on Twitter
Guard In Video Game Under Strict Orders To Repeatedly Pace Same Stretch Of Hallway NEWS IN BRIEF Science & Technology Video Games Technology ISSUE 50 41 Oct 14, 2014 Share on Facebook 13 Share on Twitter

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Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must Be F------ Delusional NEWS IN BRIEF Local. Friends Social Media ISSUE 49.20 May 15, 2013 4.1K 1.2K SALEM, OR-Sources confirmed that local man Paul Gallagher emailed friends a link to an eight-minute-long YouTube video Wednesday, evidently experiencing some kind of psychotic break that left him deluded enough to believe people would want to watch the whole goddamned thing 1s he out of his f------ mind? link recipient Stephen Dunstable said after reading the email's instruction to "be sure to watch all the way to the end." "Because he'd have to be be crazy enough-but eight? And the a------ doesn't even tell us what point we should cue it up to if we just want to watch the best part. I honestly don't know what planet this guy is living on. Later on, while procrastinating at work, Dunstable reportedly watched the video in its entirety and admitted it was "actually kind of good."
Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must Be F------ Delusional NEWS IN BRIEF Local. Friends Social Media ISSUE 49.20 May 15, 2013 4.1K 1.2K SALEM, OR-Sources confirmed that local man Paul Gallagher emailed friends a link to an eight-minute-long YouTube video Wednesday, evidently experiencing some kind of psychotic break that left him deluded enough to believe people would want to watch the whole goddamned thing 1s he out of his f------ mind? link recipient Stephen Dunstable said after reading the email's instruction to "be sure to watch all the way to the end." "Because he'd have to be be crazy enough-but eight? And the a------ doesn't even tell us what point we should cue it up to if we just want to watch the best part. I honestly don't know what planet this guy is living on. Later on, while procrastinating at work, Dunstable reportedly watched the video in its entirety and admitted it was "actually kind of good."

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CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

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Grotesque Child Born With Only 99% Normal Human DNA

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Obama Not Ruling Out U.S. Military Action In Congress

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Hi, In The Past 2 Years, You Have Allowed Me To Kill 70,000 People COMMENTARY Syria Opinion ISSUE 49.13 Mar 25, 2013 By Bashar Al-Assad years, you-the citizens of the world and their governments-have allowed me to kill 70,000 people. You read that correctly: I am an individual who has murdered 70,000 human beings since March 2011, and you have watched it happen and done nothing
Hi, In The Past 2 Years, You Have Allowed Me To Kill 70,000 People COMMENTARY Syria Opinion ISSUE 49.13 Mar 25, 2013 By Bashar Al-Assad years, you-the citizens of the world and their governments-have allowed me to kill 70,000 people. You read that correctly: I am an individual who has murdered 70,000 human beings since March 2011, and you have watched it happen and done nothing

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The Onion @TheOnion BREAKING: #TheOnion readership mass confusion as Syrian Electronic Army takes over. All demand a permanent column. pic.twitter.com/AHVMdoJudG 2m the ONION View photo The Onion @TheOnion Poland to double flights from the Middle East, anticipating Israeli 5m the ONION mass exodus. "The bagel bakery ovens are working over time" Larry Expand The Onion @TheOnion The #Onion CEO: "We regret taking zionist money to defame Syria now the hackers are up our ass" onion.com/JQiKzL Expand 9m the ONION 12m The Onion @TheOnion UN's Ban Ki Moon condemns Syria for being struck by israel: "lt was the ONION in the way of Jewish missiles onion.com/104PKAs Expand 16m The Onion @TheOnion NASA: 9th planet discovered and identified as the Qatari Emir the ONION Hamad Bin Khalifah onion.com/JQyVin pic.twitter.com/9ltduc8quD View photo 21m The Onion @TheOnion Israel denies forging new alliance with Al Qaeda: "We were friends the QNioN all along, so it can't be new" IDF Spokesperson onion.com/LZuAvY Expand
The Onion @TheOnion BREAKING: #TheOnion readership mass confusion as Syrian Electronic Army takes over. All demand a permanent column. pic.twitter.com/AHVMdoJudG 2m the ONION View photo The Onion @TheOnion Poland to double flights from the Middle East, anticipating Israeli 5m the ONION mass exodus. "The bagel bakery ovens are working over time" Larry Expand The Onion @TheOnion The #Onion CEO: "We regret taking zionist money to defame Syria now the hackers are up our ass" onion.com/JQiKzL Expand 9m the ONION 12m The Onion @TheOnion UN's Ban Ki Moon condemns Syria for being struck by israel: "lt was the ONION in the way of Jewish missiles onion.com/104PKAs Expand 16m The Onion @TheOnion NASA: 9th planet discovered and identified as the Qatari Emir the ONION Hamad Bin Khalifah onion.com/JQyVin pic.twitter.com/9ltduc8quD View photo 21m The Onion @TheOnion Israel denies forging new alliance with Al Qaeda: "We were friends the QNioN all along, so it can't be new" IDF Spokesperson onion.com/LZuAvY Expand

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