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Thinkwert ... @Thinkwert (hacker voice) I'm in 394 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 6. *0 # ROSSLAE 8:31 PM · May 16, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone
Thinkwert ... @Thinkwert (hacker voice) I'm in 394 1 2 4 5 6 7 8 6. *0 # ROSSLAE 8:31 PM · May 16, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone

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Try sitting next to a Siobhan

Matty @bestestname As a kid, they teach you phonics, but then make you sit next to a kid named Sean. 4:39 PM · 4/27/21 · Twitter for iPhone
Matty @bestestname As a kid, they teach you phonics, but then make you sit next to a kid named Sean. 4:39 PM · 4/27/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Oh David

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Doctor: Relax, David. It's just a small surgery, don't panic. Me: But my name isn't David. Doctor: I know. I'm David.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Doctor: Relax, David. It's just a small surgery, don't panic. Me: But my name isn't David. Doctor: I know. I'm David.

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this bed is in 4 different area codes

Double King Bed Too much or nah? Dugo @EIVerdugo5 Imagine putting on the bed sheets and the corner on the opposite end comes off?!!! Gotta Uber to the other side
Double King Bed Too much or nah? Dugo @EIVerdugo5 Imagine putting on the bed sheets and the corner on the opposite end comes off?!!! Gotta Uber to the other side

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Seize the nap

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal If by "never give up on your dreams" you mean seize every opportunity to take naps throughout the day, then yeah, sure. 1:42 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter Web App
Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal If by "never give up on your dreams" you mean seize every opportunity to take naps throughout the day, then yeah, sure. 1:42 PM · 1/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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This person wrote for CNN & MSN

Adeel Raja O The world today needs a Hitler 9:45 AM · 5/16/21 · Twitter for iPhone 124 Retweets 849 Quote Tweets 543 Likes This Tweet has been deleted.
Adeel Raja O The world today needs a Hitler 9:45 AM · 5/16/21 · Twitter for iPhone 124 Retweets 849 Quote Tweets 543 Likes This Tweet has been deleted.

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As an American journalist...

Michelle Kosinski ... @MichLKosinski As an American journalist, you never expect: 1. Your own govt to lie to you, repeatedly 2. Your own govt to hide information the public has a right to know 3. Your own govt to spy on your communications Trump's unAmerican regime did all of these. No one should accept this. 10:25 AM - May 8, 2021 - Twitter Web App 1,511 Retweets 6,961 Quote Tweets 5,869 Likes
Michelle Kosinski ... @MichLKosinski As an American journalist, you never expect: 1. Your own govt to lie to you, repeatedly 2. Your own govt to hide information the public has a right to know 3. Your own govt to spy on your communications Trump's unAmerican regime did all of these. No one should accept this. 10:25 AM - May 8, 2021 - Twitter Web App 1,511 Retweets 6,961 Quote Tweets 5,869 Likes

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Young Law School Debt

Matt @mattwhitlockPM your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go B.J. Sutton @PrettyBadLefty Young Law School Debt
Matt @mattwhitlockPM your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go B.J. Sutton @PrettyBadLefty Young Law School Debt

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He's Green

Dj.Blackhammer #owthedge @djblackhammer ... He's green · May 15 beast boy is black, you cant change my mind 5:40 PM · May 16, 2021 · Twitter for Android
Dj.Blackhammer #owthedge @djblackhammer ... He's green · May 15 beast boy is black, you cant change my mind 5:40 PM · May 16, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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"I have questions"

Actually_IT_IS_MONSTER_HUNTING_SEASON_Tina @Actually_Tina ... I have questions They look Republican O DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm · 1d Zachary Quinto and Billy Porter have been cast in 'THE PROUD FAMILY: LOUDER AND PROUDER' for Disney+ They will play mixed-race adoptive parents to 6:14 PM · May 13, 2021 · Twitter for Android
Actually_IT_IS_MONSTER_HUNTING_SEASON_Tina @Actually_Tina ... I have questions They look Republican O DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm · 1d Zachary Quinto and Billy Porter have been cast in 'THE PROUD FAMILY: LOUDER AND PROUDER' for Disney+ They will play mixed-race adoptive parents to 6:14 PM · May 13, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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SarahKTranslate

https://twitter.com/SarahKTranslate/status/1391527153506783238 Sarah Moon (美女翻訳者セラムーン) Follow @SarahKTranslate FYI, since this distinction often gets lost in The Discourse. As an anime fan who doesn't understand Japanese, it's okay to: dislike the wording of a TL -be curious about why it was translated that way It's NOT okay to: assume it's intentionally wrong - harass translators - 3:55 PM - 9 May 2021 669 Retweets 1,993 Likes O 10 17 669 O 2.0K Sarah Moon (*ERSt54-2) @SarahKTranslate - May 9 Also, even if you have valid, well-informed criticisms of a translation, always keep in mind: - translators are humans with feelings - translators care about the stories they translate - most of us are grossly overworked and underpaid - most are working under very tight deadlines https://twitter.com/SarahKTranslate/status/1365749272147202050 Pretty Translator Sarah Moon (... Follow @SarahKTranslate Just translated as "incels" and I couldn't be prouder 11:42 AM - 27 Feb 2021 42 Retweets 497 Likes O 92 17 42 497 Pretty Translator Sarah Moon ( R5->) @Sarahk.. For context, yes, the boys in question are 100% incels. 13h O 10 74
https://twitter.com/SarahKTranslate/status/1391527153506783238 Sarah Moon (美女翻訳者セラムーン) Follow @SarahKTranslate FYI, since this distinction often gets lost in The Discourse. As an anime fan who doesn't understand Japanese, it's okay to: dislike the wording of a TL -be curious about why it was translated that way It's NOT okay to: assume it's intentionally wrong - harass translators - 3:55 PM - 9 May 2021 669 Retweets 1,993 Likes O 10 17 669 O 2.0K Sarah Moon (*ERSt54-2) @SarahKTranslate - May 9 Also, even if you have valid, well-informed criticisms of a translation, always keep in mind: - translators are humans with feelings - translators care about the stories they translate - most of us are grossly overworked and underpaid - most are working under very tight deadlines https://twitter.com/SarahKTranslate/status/1365749272147202050 Pretty Translator Sarah Moon (... Follow @SarahKTranslate Just translated as "incels" and I couldn't be prouder 11:42 AM - 27 Feb 2021 42 Retweets 497 Likes O 92 17 42 497 Pretty Translator Sarah Moon ( R5->) @Sarahk.. For context, yes, the boys in question are 100% incels. 13h O 10 74

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Sucks to be a loser

cam @climaxximus my son bet me that he could make a piece of paper fly farther than i could so he spent 10 minutes making the fanciest paper airplane i've ever seen. the look on his face when i crumpled mine into a ball and launched it across the house was priceless. sucks to be a loser Imao 10:09 AM · 4/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone
cam @climaxximus my son bet me that he could make a piece of paper fly farther than i could so he spent 10 minutes making the fanciest paper airplane i've ever seen. the look on his face when i crumpled mine into a ball and launched it across the house was priceless. sucks to be a loser Imao 10:09 AM · 4/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

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There are some marketing geniuses out there

My bf got me a hematite ring that breaks when it's absorbed too much negative energy from my life. It only took a month and I need a new one. mies van der hoe @chinicheeks i need to start selling poor quality products and marketing them like this.
My bf got me a hematite ring that breaks when it's absorbed too much negative energy from my life. It only took a month and I need a new one. mies van der hoe @chinicheeks i need to start selling poor quality products and marketing them like this.

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took me a minute

Swim JeansA @ShortSleeveSuit CHRIS: hey can I borrow a ten KRISTEN: sure CHRISTEN: thank you KRIS: anytime
Swim JeansA @ShortSleeveSuit CHRIS: hey can I borrow a ten KRISTEN: sure CHRISTEN: thank you KRIS: anytime

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"No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner"

therussianmajor Follow @coolauntV sleeping with a military guy and then telling him he can't stay over because of the 3rd amendment 2:33 PM - 9/15/20 - Twitter for iPhone 5,537 Retweets 282 Quote Tweets 63.5K Likes Y'all I am cackling 3amthoughts-stuff Follow Hold on, I'm not American I gotta search this... 3amthoughts-stuff Follow OK this is freaking hilarious
therussianmajor Follow @coolauntV sleeping with a military guy and then telling him he can't stay over because of the 3rd amendment 2:33 PM - 9/15/20 - Twitter for iPhone 5,537 Retweets 282 Quote Tweets 63.5K Likes Y'all I am cackling 3amthoughts-stuff Follow Hold on, I'm not American I gotta search this... 3amthoughts-stuff Follow OK this is freaking hilarious

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Reading all those comments

Zuko @MrLuckyToBeBorn me at 3am reading all 264 comments of 2 strangers arguing online
Zuko @MrLuckyToBeBorn me at 3am reading all 264 comments of 2 strangers arguing online

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I’ve just seen my doctor quickly close the Wikipedia page for ‘bones’

Bea_ker @bea_ker I've just seen my doctor quickly close the Wikipedia page for 'bones' 3:20 PM · Nov 21, 2017 · Twitter for iPhone
Bea_ker @bea_ker I've just seen my doctor quickly close the Wikipedia page for 'bones' 3:20 PM · Nov 21, 2017 · Twitter for iPhone

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"Donald Glover being cancelled because people thought he was talking about people being cancelled when in actual fact he was talking about tv shows being cancelled is peak 2021"

KJL @kerryjeanlister Donald Glover being cancelled because people thought he was talking about people being cancelled when in actual fact he was talking about tv shows being cancelled is peak 2021 donald O @donaldglover · 7h JCCI so they feel like they can only experime (also because some of em know theyre 356 t7 1.8K LACMA donald O @donaldglover · 7h we're getting boring stuff and not even people are afraid of getting cancelled t7 8.1K 822 Donald Glover says cancel culture is resulting in Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino has return today and has criticised "cancel culture." donald O @donaldglover · 7h saw people on here havin a discussion reviewing boring stuff (tv & film). 8 nme.com 339 27 1.6K 9:41 AM - May 11, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2,145 Retweets 251 Quote Tweets 10.6K Likes
KJL @kerryjeanlister Donald Glover being cancelled because people thought he was talking about people being cancelled when in actual fact he was talking about tv shows being cancelled is peak 2021 donald O @donaldglover · 7h JCCI so they feel like they can only experime (also because some of em know theyre 356 t7 1.8K LACMA donald O @donaldglover · 7h we're getting boring stuff and not even people are afraid of getting cancelled t7 8.1K 822 Donald Glover says cancel culture is resulting in Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino has return today and has criticised "cancel culture." donald O @donaldglover · 7h saw people on here havin a discussion reviewing boring stuff (tv & film). 8 nme.com 339 27 1.6K 9:41 AM - May 11, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2,145 Retweets 251 Quote Tweets 10.6K Likes

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dating be like that sometimes

krispy @KrispyTacoBelle Him: "What's your body count?" Me: "For what?" Him: "People you've slept with..." Me: "Ohhh! I thought you saw the basement.." Him: "What?" Me: "What?"
krispy @KrispyTacoBelle Him: "What's your body count?" Me: "For what?" Him: "People you've slept with..." Me: "Ohhh! I thought you saw the basement.." Him: "What?" Me: "What?"

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A day of celebrations for all Roberts

bobby @bobby roberts across the globe breathe a sigh of relief. NEWS Robert Hunter Has Passed Away at 78, R.I.P. 4:45 am · 25/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone
bobby @bobby roberts across the globe breathe a sigh of relief. NEWS Robert Hunter Has Passed Away at 78, R.I.P. 4:45 am · 25/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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